sleep SMS Messages291 messages

Sending you my bed to let you rest,
pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm.
I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already.
Gd nite! I love you.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep -
wen we dream, wen we kiss?
This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
An excellent saying...... ....
"The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We sleep With Our “WIFE”
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.


Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We sleep With Our “WIFE”
Good time
Bad time
Day time
Work time
Off time
Night time
Happy time
Sad time
sleep time
Kisi bhi time
~MERA Sms Aasakta Hai~
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”