sheikh SMS Messages34 messages

1 Billi 1 sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
Friend 2 sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?


Ek sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!

1 Billi 1 sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->


What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.

wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?