sheikh SMS Messages34 messages

Wohi sheikh sb k batay ne kaha abu meri shadi pe atish bazi bhi honi chahye.. sheikh sb kehtey beta fiker na karo koi patkha thuss nai hoga .. jab barat le ker gaye to sheikh sb sub se agay they orr mou se awazen nikal rahe they.. THA THA THA .. DUZZZ DUZZ DUZZ... Wah sheikh sb ..
sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo
Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
Who Is Here? Who Is There?

In the Garden, when the autumn wind blows,
In the bird’s voice there is wailing and lamentation.

In the lovesick nightingale’s song there is a call,
with a different effect, a different mark.

Still, the nightingale is yearning for the love of the flower.
Still, the salamander is nesting in the oven.

Still, Mansur is hanging on the gallows.
He says: “I’m the Truth,” yet the secret (truth) is hidden.

Still, Zulaykha is not afraid of rebuke.
Still, Yusuf is evading Zulaykha.

Still, the Christian maiden is breaching sheikh San’an''s faith.
Still, the sheikh is tending her swine.
This Has Been Declared

As D Worlds Most Difficult

Tongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"


Try It.

gOod NighT
sheikh Sadi ka Qaul Hai,
Talwar 2 Qisam ki Hoti Hai,
1-Lohay ki
2-Muhabbat ki
Lohay ki Talwar 1 ko 2 kar Deti Hai
or
Muhabbat ki Talwar 2 ko 1 Kar Deti Hai........... :o)
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
1 Billi 1 sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
''Girl to sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?