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Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

Funny

Larka apni Grl frnd sy: Janu 7up peene k baad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hy..

GF: (sharmaty hUe) krlo G
Larka:
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GF: durr fitte muu :@

Apne haatho se

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…

ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,
dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…

in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,
mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…

roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,
milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…

apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…

Tere JISM pe

Tere JISM pe main apne JISM Ko rakhon
Tere HONTON ko apne HONTON se MASLON

Tujhe Piyar main itni SHIDDAT se karon k Teri JAAN Nikal jaye
Us DARD se Teri Aankhon se AANSU Jhalak jaye

Tu TAN se or MANN se Sirf meri ho jaye
BADAN se Tere Lipta rahon or Subha ho jaye

SUBHA Tujh se jab main Pochon Teri RAAT ka AALAM
Tu sharma kar Mere SEENE se Lag jaye.

Ek bheegi hooi si raat mily

Ek bheegi hooi si raat mily
Us raat mein tera hath mily

Tery lab sy tapkein jo boondein
Unhein mery labon ka sath mily

Kuch tum bhi behky behky sy
Kuch mujh py nasha sa taari ho

Har pal mein jaan madhoshi ho
Ik aesi raat hamari ho

Phir tum aao meri baanhon mein
Main pyar karoon tumhein ji bhar k

Tum mujh sy thora sharmao
sharma k galy sy lag jao

Main jitna tum ko pyar karoon
Tum itny hi betab ho jao

Hamein pyar k kuch lamhat milein
Ik bheegi hooi si raat mile.

BOy mein 18 saal ka hOOn

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'

bhekari ke bhe?

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

Bhegi Hui Raat

~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Mile ~~
~ Us Raat Me Tera Haath Miley ~
~~ Terey Lab Se Tapken Jo Bondien ~~
~~ Unhien Merey Laboon Ka Saath Miley ~~
~~ Kuch Tum Bhi Behkey Behkey Se Kuch Mujhpe Nasha Sa Tari Ho ~~
~ Her Pal Mien Chaey Madhosi ~
~~ Ek Aisi Raat Hamari Ho ~~
~~ Phir Tum Aao Meri Bahoon Me ~~
~~ Mien Piyar Keron Tujhey Jee Bhar Ke ~~
~~ Tum Mujhse Thora sharma Jao ~~
~ sharma Ke Galey Se Lag Jao ~
~~ Mien Jitna Tumko Piyar Keroon ~~
~~ Tum Itna Betab Ho Jao ~~
~~ Hamien Piyar Ke Kuch Lamhat Milien ~~
~~ Ek Bhegi Hui Si Raat Miley ~~

1 Larka Apni Girl Friend

1 Larka Apni Girl Friend k Sath 'GOL GAPPAY' KHA RAHA THA ANKHOON MIEN ANKHIEN DAAL KER
GIRL sharma K : ITNEY GHOR SE KIUN DEKH RAHEY HO
BOY : HOLI HOLI KHA PUKHIEY.....!!

shaadi

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

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