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‘A Real Love Story
Ek Larkey ko larki Se Pyar Ho Geya.
Larki:
Tum Mere Lye Kia Kar Sakty Ho,
Larka:
Jo Tum Kaho wo Kron Ga ,
Larki:
Agar Tum Mujse sachi Mohbat Krty Ho To Apne Baap ka Dil Lekr Ao,
Larka Dil le aya.
Larki ne us Larke se Shadi Karli Larki Ne Wo Dil Theli Mein Dal k Apny Room Mein Latka Dia
30 Sal Bad Jab Uska Beta Bara Ho ke doctor Bana To Usne Us Dil ka Checkup Kia to wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or Usne Andaza Lagaya k..
Abba Ne Amma Ko Bewakof Bnaya Tha :)
Bakray Se Yaad Aya k Apko B
Bakra Eid Mubarak in Advance!
Its My Style To Wish U With Smile & Love…
Misbah:

Hm sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

De k bosa mujhe woh wasal men kehte hen....... "MEER"

sach bta dil men tere aur b armaan hen k bsss?
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...


'Insan khud qabil-e-aithibar nahi hota, bal k uska kirdar aur uski sachai usay qabil-e-aithibar banati hay (Hazrat Ali A.S.)'