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Duniya Bananay Wale Ki Taraf Se

" Dhamaka Ramzan Offer "

Jannat Mai Plot Book Karvain , Inthai Asan Shrait Pr ,
sachi Tooba Se ,
Advance Booking KArwain ,
Rozana 5 Namazoon K Installments Jama Karwain ,
Corner Plot K Liye Poore Rozay Rakhien ,
Behtrin Tamirat k Liye Zakat Dain ,

There R Only 7 Days Left ..

Jaldi Karo
sach BATANA ROZY ME LARKI DEKH k KYA KRTE HO?

A) moo nechy
B) thora aasra
C) full aasra
D) ya phr roza apni jaga. Dunya dari apni jaga


Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main sachAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.






"SURF EXCEL HENA"
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Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat
Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
''yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...''
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071

"HAQ BABA, sach BABA"

**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''