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If u can't fly than run
If u can't run than walk

If u can't walk than cwral
BUT
keep moving towards ur goal ..
Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To study From
sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.
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<)( Kaka Gal
_/\_ sun
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
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<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal
Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDsHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDs.
Apni Kharabiyo’n Ko Pas-E-Pusht Daal Kr…

Har shakhs Keh Raha Hy Zamana Khrab Hy…
pathan went for interview

officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
3 signs to identify the teacher
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1. stressed
2.Depressed
3. still Well Dressed.;-)
Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDsHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDs.
Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
I was scared to touch you,

First time i touched you,

I was scared to kiss you,

First time i kiss you,

I was scared to love you,

But now that i love you,

I am scared to lose you!
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams