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"LO sham HOty H HasrT_E_UmiD K Diye B Bujh sy Gaye"
"Viraaniyon sy Wabista Meri Aik Or EID Guzr Ga'E" 2@|~>q<~t\/£v
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
Ishiq sasitaaa bohit milaaa thaaa,,,,,

Ishiq mahngaaa bohat para hy...!!!
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v k
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi
"Vekh asman te urrde panchi, Na o karde rizq zakheera, na o Bhookkay marde ne,


Bandey hi karday rizq zakheera, Bandey hi bhookkay mardy nay".

"Bulleh shah

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.

juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.


m umair gurmani s/o m aslaml gurmani of kot sultan

super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please spell It Out Just Makes It More special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Us naal dosti kadhi na rakhiyo jinu apne ute ghuroor hove,

Maa baap Nu bura na kahiyo, chahe lakh unhan da kasoor hove,

Rah chalde nu dil na daiyo,
chahe lakh chehre te noor hove,

Oh Bulliya mohabbat sirf uthe kariyo jithe piyaar nibhawan da dastoor hove . . .
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=so Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, sub Tera Wehm hai..: