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''Who said english is easy???

''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YEs or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''

''Aankhon main nami t

''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,

Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''

''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...

''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...

Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain saalana. ;-)''

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

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sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''

''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia

''KAsHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
AsMAN ne sITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR

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Wahin fawara chor dia.''

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti

''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main b hain...@''

''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya

''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''

''1 sharif admi shadi

''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye

''1 sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he

sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

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''1 admi apni biwi ko

''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to AsMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy

"POHANCH GAI"''

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