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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
sweet like ME & nut like U''
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
''*I
*Miss
*You


Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain


Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain


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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...


Raanjha : To Main Kon sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL sTORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki sMs factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......''
''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
sMs kya CALL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......''
''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi sMs nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''