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Friend You''ve Had A Good Sleep,
A Good Night,
A Good Bed,
A Good Pillow,
A Good Good Whatever.
But Now Wake Up n reply Me!

Coz Its A Good Time and
A Good Weather,
A Good SMS and
Lets Not Forget A Bad U!
But Still In This Good Scene.

I''m Wishing A Good Morning To You,
My Not Good, But Excellent Superb Friend. :-)
Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P


Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.


Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai

Jo reply Karta Hai
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai

Jo reply Karta Hai
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
reply me
''Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker reply na kerna koi Appse seekhey''