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Duniya Bananay Wale Ki Taraf Se

" Dhamaka Ramzan Offer "

Jannat Mai Plot Book Karvain , Inthai Asan Shrait Pr ,
Sachi Tooba Se ,
Advance Booking KArwain ,
Rozana 5 Namazoon K Installments Jama Karwain ,
Corner Plot K Liye Poore Rozay rakhien ,
Behtrin Tamirat k Liye Zakat Dain ,

There R Only 7 Days Left ..

Jaldi Karo
Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
Quaid Ke 3 Nakat
1)Awaam Ki Taraqqi Ki Bunyad Sms Pe rakhi Jaye
2)Call Kro Is Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai
3)Jis Ne Miscall Di Woh Ham Main Se Nahin...
KHABARDAR ! ! !

Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy


Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou CAll Ki Jiye


Tamam Sms ''''Waldain'''' Ki Pohanch Se Duur rakhiye


''''Wizarat-e-Tum''''
''''Hukomat-e-Hum'''' ;->
Madhuri

Bipasha

Mallika Sheravat

neha dhupia

Rani mukherji

isha deol

twinkle khanaa

“sabhi ki or se tume rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“
If rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The