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Announcement In

Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...

Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright position ...
ThanQ ...

Shall We Try Different

Wife: "Shall We Try Different position Tonight?"

Husband: "Excellent idea"

Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->

"If you make a list

"If you make a list of your friends,
Which position Will you give me?"
.
Top 1
Top 2
Top 3
Top 4
Top 5

Reply I am Waiting..
Send it to your friends to know your position...

For what is Mysticism

"For what is Mysticism? It is not the attempt to draw near to God,
not by rites or ceremonies, but by inward disposition?
Is it not merely a hard word for "The Kingdom of Heaven is within"?
Heaven is neither a place nor a time."
-Florence Nightingale (1820-1910)

Be Careful

Be Careful
Not To Stretch The Truth
Or
To Take Advantage Of Sme1
Who Is In A Vulnerable position
Act Fairly N Honestly

Always try to put

Always try to put yourself in the

position of the other and judge

your action against the background.

Then you will not be wrong.

| t0DaYz tHoUgHt |

| t0DaYz tHoUgHt |

"WhEn ThE WoRlD

PusHeS yOu To

YoUr KnEeS

YoU aRe In

PeRfEcT position

To PrAy ..."

Never B Proud Nor

Never B Proud Nor Depressd

4 Wat U R & D position U Hold In Society!

Remember,

Wen D Game Of CHESS Is Over,

Both KING & PAWNS Go In Same Box!

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER..

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!

Teacher: Simon

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!

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