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The more you

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

Some men change

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

nta-Sir aap apni

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.

Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

I WISH 4 U..

I WISH 4 U...Great start 4 Monday...No obstacles 4 Tuesday...
No stress 4 Wednesday...No worry 4 Thursday...Smile 4
Friday...party 4 Saturday & great fun 4 Sunday...
Have a nice weekend (GUD MORNING)

mai aksr thak sa jata hu

mai aksr thak sa jata hu
musalsal sochty tumko
k meri zindagi khali tumhary bin
khud b adhuri c
teri khawhish ki shidat ko sambhaly jab main
be''sudh ho kr gir jata hu bistar pe
to aansu aankh se,
aur dil se
shikway phoot party hain
gilay khud se,
Khuda se
aur tumse karta hu,
muje kyu is qadar
tum yaad aaty ho?

kuch log khatoot ki

kuch log khatoot ki tarha hoty hain
k bar bar parhney ko dil karta hai
or kch log ashkon ki tarha hoty hain
k sijdy me sir jhukaty hi ankhon se tapak party hain

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Kal agar me mar bhi

Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.party karenge

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER..

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a party with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!

Dress code 4 party-

Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

&

&

This Is My Kidney

All da elecTrons were

All da elecTrons were having party suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"

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