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Question Of The Year

Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?

Q?

Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P

larki & pathan

Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI

Suitcase

Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

For your security

Ghar se nikalne se pehle 7 times
YA HAFEEZU,
YA RAQEEBU parhen.

ALLAH TALA apko apni panah mein rakhega.

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
.
Tution parhne K Liye..

Le daso

Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.

Zara bhi un k chehray say

Zara bhi un k chehray say pata chalta nahi dil ka
Eibarat itni mushkil hai k hum tafseer parhtay hain

Aap Agar "CUTE"

Aap Agar
"CUTE"
Ho To Sms parhte He Miss Call Dena.

"SWEET"
Ho To Sms Kerna.

"BEAUTIFUL"
Ho To Call Kerna.

Or
Agr
Sub Kuch Ho To
Sirf YAAD Kerlena. . . ("-")

Dunia main 2 Log he

Dunia main 2 Log he Haseen 0r Zaheen HaiN

1.WO Jis ka MsG ap parh rahy hAin

0r

2.wo Jis ne Ye SmS ap ko bhAijhA hY

dil k zakham kou

dil k zakham koun say chupana parha,,,
palkain bheegi thin par phir b muskurana parha,,,
kaisay ultay hain muhabbat k ye riwaj,,,
ruthan chahtay thay par un ko manana parha.....

Iss MESSEGE ko

Iss MESSEGE ko
bari Mehrbani 7 din
baad parna OK,
Band Karo Aur Save Karo do,
Oh!
Samjh Nahi aati
acha chalo6 din baad OK,
aray phir parh rahe hu app!
yeh cheating hai..
acha itni jaldi hai
tu parh lo....
I"m the Ist one
who wish u..
Eid Mubarak

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