When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile.....
I''ll k
now you finally got laid.
When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.
When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
