When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3074 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are
1 Seed Can Create A Forest.

1 Smile Can Start A

Relationship.

1 Touch Can Show

Love-N-Care.

And A Friend Like

You Can Bring Meanin 2 Live
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro,
dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Har Khushi Ko Har Hansi Ko Har Ache Pal Ko Har Beete Kal Ko Ek Yaad Bana Lo Us Yaad Ko Apne Dil Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil Ko Apna Dost Bana Lo,
When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into
"I will kill you if you don"t care for me"
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Love-a set of
HEART

Attraction-a set of
style

Marriege-a set of
LIFE

But

Frendship- a set of
"YOU"
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho...
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho...
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena...
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena....
"S T A Y"

Is A Charming Word

In A

Friend''s Vocabulary ...

"Stay In Touch" ... (:
Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep It''s Roots Have Grown
A Friend Is Like A Shade Tree
Beside A Summer Way.

A Friend Is Like The Sunshine
That Makes A Perfect Day.

A Friend Is Like A Flower
That''s Worn Close To The Heart.

A Friend Is Like A Treasure
With Which One Will Not Part.