When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3487 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Woh Beparwa Hi Sahi Dost To Apna hai FARAZ Aadat ki Baat Aur Hai Wo Dil ka Bura Nahi

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY



Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K



Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY



Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY



Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE



Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO



Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO



My response like Warid,

WE CARE
A Great Quote By
Abraham Lincoln

"If FrIeNdShIp
iS yOuR wEaKeSt
PoInT tHeN yOu ArE
tHe StRiNgEsT pErSoN
iN tHe WorLd ... " :)
Friendship Is a Sea
&
Friends are Fishes..
U r my Golden Fish..

I"LL Keep U Save in My Heart..
If u Try To Go away From me
Kasam se!
Fry kr K BiLLi ko KhiLa Doonga...
10 messages received,
1, HI,
2, Hello,
3, I miss U,
4 How r U?,
5, hope ur fine,
6, keep smilling,
7, Take Care,
8, God bless U,
9, Be happy,
10, Gud night.!
Friendship is a 1 Way Road

to be Travelled by Two,

with Hand in Hand,

2 Care,

2 Share,

2 Forgive,

2 Love

&

2 Say Silently

"I''m Always with U"
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u
leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is
no scope for tears if your friend is good.
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
PaIn Of MisSinG FrIeNdS iSn''T tHiEr aBsEnCe . . .
BuT
ItS WhEn U ThInK oF ThE gOOd TyMs u HaVe ShaReD & U aSk UrSeLf
"WiLl ThOsE mOmEnTs eVeR hApPeN aGaIn"
ThAt''s FrIeNdsHiP
Anyone can make you SMILE,
anyone can make you CRY,
But it is that special person
That can make you smile with tears in your eyes.
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF
gOoD n SiNcErE
fRiEnDsHiP
In oUr LiVeS
iS lIkE
tHe ImPoRtAnCe Of
HeaRtBeAtS
ThEy aRe NoT vIsIbLe
BuT
tHeY sIlEnTlY sUpPoRt
OuR lIfE ... (:
Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte.

Virano mein kabhi phool khila nahi karte,

Magar itna yaad rakhna

Hum jaise dost baar baar mila nahi karte