When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3326 views       Friendship

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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That''s what a friend is…you.
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
Friendship is a crossed cheque of Rs.Happy/-

When u feel upset or alone withdraw it from my account.

And when you are too happy deposite it in my account. . . :->
The Day U Came To My Life

I Crowned U My Sweetest Friend

I Judge U Not For Ur Beauty Or Tone

But

I Feel U As My Own ... :->
1 baat dil se batana
Is
Duniya
me
aa kar
tmne
aisa
konsa
acha
kaam
kia
tha jo
tmko
ALLAH
ne
muj jesa achcha dost dia!
('.')
<)U(>
/ / BATA0 NA
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
4.Pata nahi
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Jinki yaad mei hum dewane ho gaye
woh humhi se begane ho gaye
shayad unhe talash hai naye dosto ki
kyoki unki nazar mei ab hum purane hogaye
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
The Light Of

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like The Light Of

P.H.O.S.P.H.O.R.U.S

Seen Plainest When

All Around Is Dark ... (:
The feeling of friendship starts from the eyes.

If u try to close ur eyes,

friendship turns in to a drop of tear

and remains in ur heart forever
The minds of 2 friends r like the
lines of railway track they may not meet but has 2 go 2gether
2 save the derailment of train called
"FRIENDSHIP"
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai