When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2741 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Pathar se dosti,
Jan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti,
Demagh ko khatra.
Daru say dosti,
LIver ko khatra.
Hum say dosti,
rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
Dil Nu Lag Jaan Rog Tey Ki Kerye,
Kisi De Yaad Vich Ankhiyan Ron Te Ki Kerye,
Sanu Milian De Tamana Rehndi Hai Har Dam,
Par Je Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kerye.
Zindagi behaal hai Sur hai naa taal hai,
msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
The best feeling in the world is
when u think that ur frnd forgot u
And
Suddenly u receive a message frm ur frnd saying
“I m missing u
ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<.....
Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya
ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya.

hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein
jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaraam aaya.
.
Whats Friendship??

When U CaLL a Person By a Stupid name & Never By
Their Own Name.
Wen They ALways Get Angry Whenever U TeLL Them
That U r Busy and Can"t RepLy.
Wen They TeLL Everything Abt Themselves even if
its Embarracing.
Wen they Come 2 See U Whenever they Get a Chance.
Wen U Argue With each other on Stupid Things &
Then End Up Laughing.
CeLebrate ur Friendship.
Send this MSG 2 ur Friends who means aLot 2 U.
I Just Did...
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence
Lafz app do
Geet ham banaien ge
Rastaa app do
Manzil ham painge
Bandhan aap do
Rishta ham bandhe ge
Phool aap do
Lari ham banaige
Kushi aap do
Hansi ham denge
Sache dost aap bano
Dosti hum nebhainge.
Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me
bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.
Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship