When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3154 views       Friendship

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“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …
U Can Nvr Find A Perfect Frnd In Me

Coz Wat Makes Me Human

Is My Imprefection

But I GUARANTEE That

I''ll ALWAYS B Ur

FRIEND Not Perfect But True
Thou my words are few

yet my heart is true

i find my friends new

but not as sweet as you

you are the best

i like you
-Recipe Of Friendship-

2 Heaping Cups Of Patience
1 Heartful Of Love
2 Handfuls Of Generosity
1 Handful Of Understanding
A Dash Of Humour

Sprinkle Generously Wid Kindness & Plenty Of Faith
Mix Well
Spread Over A Period Of Life Time
Serve To Everyone You Meet (:
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You''ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
"A friend loves you, makes you feel alright, troubles are not troubles when you talk,

listen and accept you as you are, because you will feel the same and love the same......."
Friendship Is Not Written By Chalk

2 Erase Or Write Again.

It''s Written With Da Ink Of Love

On The Wall Of Heart

Once Written Can''t Be Changed Dat Frndship.
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
I Believe

As Diamonds Are Forever
Friends Are Also Forever

When They Are There Make You Smile
When You Are Going Through A Mile

Friends Are Like Flowers
Whose Fragnance Add Essence To Your Life

As A Dictionary Without Words Is Meaningless
Similarly Your Life Without Friends Is Meaningless

As Words Build Sentences
Your World Is Built By Your FRIENDS (:
Humari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,


Happiness or Sadness sab kuch MIX hai,


Hum to Aapko na bhulenge kabhi,


Ap bhool na jayen bus thora sa RISK hai..


Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart
not written on paper,not given by pledge
it''s a promise renewed every time we contact
You are not only the friend I found,
You are an angel who walks on the ground,
I could search my whole life through,
And I know I’ll not find another friend like U.