When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3975 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

phool khile, kaliyan khili ,

Ab gulab ki baari hai...

Hamne to sMs bhej diye janab aB aapKi bari Hai.... ;->
1day
Monday,
Went 2
Tuesday,
2 See
Wednesday,
& Ask
Thursday,
Whether
Friday
Has Told
Saturday
Dat
SUNDAY
Iz
"FRIENDSHIP DAY"
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs.
but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is
equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a
sweet dream
I’m crying,
The tears are slowly going,
I’ve got a problem,
I can find a way out,
I’ve got a friend.
My friend has got a friend.
I’m a friend with my friend.
A friend is not a friend,
Without a friend,
That’s my friend,
My friend,
Who’s got a friend.
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you a precious gi ft from God!
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.
Secret Of Friendship
Isn’t Finding A Perfect Friend But Loving Imperfect Friend Perfectly
True Friendship Doesn’t Have Any Ending
It Simply Never Ends
FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae


FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen


FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha


FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.
Wats college life?

It consists of so many first experiences in life..

1st freedom

1st cell

1st night out

1st crush

1st girlfriend/boy friend

1st breakup

1st project

1st call/letter

1st feeling of responsibility

1st of so many

& finaly d last of bye

2 all loving frnds

n a PROMISE

2 stay frnds FOREVER!
I''m Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I''m Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I''m Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I''m Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I''m Always With U.
Our friends are like angels,
who brighten our days.
In all kinds of wonderful,
Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,
As a gift from above.
And we feel we''re surrounded,
By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,
Their smiles bring the sun.
And they fill ho-hum moments,
With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,
Without any wings.
Blessing our lives,
With the most precious things.