When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3124 views       Friendship

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Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.
A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart & Laves It There...
Foever

But

A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below & Kick It Out...
Forever ... =]
Friendship... is not something you learn in school.

But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,

you really haven''t learned anything
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u
leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is
no scope for tears if your friend is good.

FRIENDSHIP
NEEDS
NO EXPECTATIONS
NO PROMISES
NO DEMANDS
JUST WANTS
SINCERITY TRUST
CARE
AND
ALSO
LOVE
FrIeNdShIp Is
A pRiCeLeSs
GiFt ThAt CaN''t Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd
BuT
tO hAvE aN
uNdErStandInG ...
FrIeNd Is FaR mOrE
wOrTh ThAn GoLd ..
F:Filed Of Love!
R:Root Of Joy!
I:Island Of GOD!
E:End Of Sorrow!
N:Name Of Hope!
D:Door Of Understanding!
Thats U my FRIEND
Definition of a true friend...

MY medicine when i m in pain..
MY letter when i m very far ...
my smile when i m sad..
MY hanky when i cry..
and ....

MY last one more breath when i DIE.....


this is what i define a s a friend..!!
Eyes r Parents. . .

Heart is Lover. . .

Brain is Teacher. . .

Brothers & Sisters r Fingers. . .

But A Loving Friend is Blood. . .

So Always Keep Flowing Regularly. . . :->
Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
Friendship is a language spoken by heart...
not written on paper, not given by pledge...
it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...
Yaade hoti hai satane ke liye,
koi ruthta hai fir maan jane ke liye,
dost banana koi mushkil to nahi,
bus jaan tak chali jati hai use nibhane ke liye
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