When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2670 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages


U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte
If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
Dosti Naam Hy Sukh
Dukh Ki Kahani Ka

Dosti Raaz Hy Sada
Muskurane Ka

Ye Pal do Pal Ki
Pehchaan Nahi

Dosti Tou Bandhan Hy
Umar Bhar Nibhane ka
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
All love that has not

''''FriEnDsHip''''

For Its Base,

iS LikE A

Mansion Built

Upon ThE SanD.
Some friends are like a Flower. and when they finally bloom they wilt away in just one day and some times just by noon. Some friends are like a cloudy day and when the sun's in sight. it gets blocked by the grayest cloud
Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nai hoti
dosti sirf jazbat nai hoti ,
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko tumhari bhalai ka
warna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nai hoti.
Not the lack of love,
but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae


FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen


FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha


FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.
Honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho….

Honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho….
mjhko apny nazdik kbi bula kr dekho…..

mai ny suna hy lazat e lab chomnay sy nasha charta hy…..
aa0 phr kisi shab mje ye jaam pila kar dekho…..

kitni muztrib hr raat guzarti hy tm kia jano
kbi jismo ma lagi aag honton sy jala kar dekho…..

pyas bi bhuj jaey gi arman bi sabi hongy pory……
bs ek raat mjhy apny pas sula kar dekho……

honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho…..?
Friends are like Colour Pencils..
They colour our lives,
I may not b your favourite colour,
But hope u''ll need me some where 2 complete your Picture....
Few realation in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What is it ? Read again..
(F) Few (R) Realation (I) In (E) Earth (N) Never (D) Die