When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2722 views       Friendship

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Thanks GOD
Who Honoured Me Ur Friendship
GOD Almighty Keeps This With Trueness, Honestly, Peacefully &
Wid The Enjoyment Of His Blessings
GOD Almighty Helps Us On The Matter To Persisting Our Relation Through Friendship
Alwayz Tc n Keep Smiling . .
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
A Friend

Is One Of The Nicest Thing

You Can Have

And

One Of the Best Things

You Can be ... :)
When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,
That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.
Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
TerI DosTi TerI WaFa Hi KAfi Hai..
TamaM UmeR yeH aSsRa Hi KaFi HAi..
JaHaN KaHIN BhI Mil0 Mill KeR MusKRa DaiNA...
meRe JeeNe K LYe TeRi YeH AddA Hi KaFI HaI....
Friendship is a mercury drop...
If its
dropped...
Impossible to
Recollect...
So
don''t drop your friends.!
Stay in touch
Frndship Requires A Lil Effort
Even When We Are Busy Wid
Our Lives
A Simple Sms
Reminds Each Other
That
U''re N Forgotten . . . :)
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza..
passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread..
ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever.
"Read Carefully And Get The
Meaning"...
"Minimum Love is Friendship"
'n
"Maximum Friendship is Love"
Strange But True.. !!
*%*
*. .*
( ._, )
*==* friendship
need no
promises,
no demands and
no expectations.
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u
love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends with death