When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3319 views       Friendship

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FRIEND in different languages…

Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply “YOU”
Jiski ek smile per hai dunya fida,
jis sey Dil na hona chahe juda,
jis ka style hai lajawaab,
woh aap nhi HUM hai Janab ;-)
Good friends are like angels that lifts us up, when our wings have forgotten how to fly. Good friends are like angels that lifts us up, when our wings have forgotten how to fly.
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
Is tarah se bhare jahan main hoon
Jaise tanha kisi makan main hoon

Waasta gair se na apnoo se
Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon

Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main
Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon

Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?
Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon

Kon samjhe bhala mera mafhoom
Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?
A memory lasts 4Ever


Never Does it Die



True Freinds Stay 2Gether
And

Never say GOOD BY.
Dosti Naam Hy Sukh
Dukh Ki Kahani Ka

Dosti Raaz Hy Sada
Muskurane Ka

Ye Pal do Pal Ki
Pehchaan Nahi

Dosti Tou Bandhan Hy
Umar Bhar Nibhane ka
If Ever There Is A
2morow

When We Were Not
2gether

There Is Something
You Must Always
Remember
Even If I Were Apart
I''ll Always Be With You ...

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Frds R D Smell Of Cigrates

Whch Stays In D

Finger Tips 4 A Short Time


Bt True Frnz R Lik D

Nicotine In D Cigrates

Wich Stay In D Heart Til Death..
Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi
Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--