When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2507 views       Friendship

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T.R.U.E
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like Sound Health

The Value Of It

Is Seldom Known

Until

It be Lost ....
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
"Jis ne CHAND KI ROSHNI
nhi dekhi"


"Jis ne PHOLON KI TAAZGI
nahi dekhi"


"Jo ye kehte hai k MITT
JATI ha DOORIYON se
DOSTI"


US ne SHYD hAMRI DOSTI
nAHI Dekhi..-;>
Wishing To be Friends Is Quick Work

But

Friendship Is Slow Ripening Fruit ...
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nai hoti
dosti sirf jazbat nai hoti ,
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko tumhari bhalai ka
warna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nai hoti.
duniya kehti hai jise main chahta hon
wo chand ka ik tukra hay
per ham kehty hain hum jise chahte hain
chand uska ek tukra hai
A Smile Makes Us
Look Younger …


While Prayers Make Us
Feel Stronger .…

And Friends …?
They Make Us Enjoy Life Forever ... (=
Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me
bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.
Friendship Is All About 3 Things -

Winning,

Losing

N

Sharing.

Winning Your Friends Heart,

Losing Your Self Ego,

And

Sharing Joys N Sorrows
Chand ne Chandani ko yaad kiya,
pyar ne pyar ko yaad kiya.
Par hamare paas na pyar hain na chand,
Isliyen humne apneChand se bhi pyare Dost ko yaad Kiya
Muskurana hi Khushi nahin hoti....

Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahin hoti....

Khud ko Mitana parta hai DOSTI main....

kyun ke DOST kehna hi DOSTI nahin hoti