When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3907 views Friendship

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Sumtyms In Lyf

Sumtyms In Lyf

U Find A Special Frend

Sum1 Who Changes Ur Lyf

Just By Being Part Of It

Sum1 Who Makes U Laugh

Until U Can''t Stop

Sum1 Who Makes U Believe

That There Really Is
Good In d World

Sum1 Who Convinces U

That There Really Is
An Unlocked Door

Just W8ing 4 U 2 Open It ... (=

Moon said to me

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.

Apki berukhi ko v rutba diyahmne

Apki berukhi ko v rutba diya
hmne,
Dosti ka hr farz ada kiya hmne,
Mat sochiye k bhul gae apko,
Q k aj fir apse pehle apko yad
kiya hmne!!

100 Memorie

100 Memories ...

200 Jokes ...

300 Great Times ...

400 Secrets ...

1 Reason ...

BEST FRIENDS ... (:

HaPpy fRieNdShIp dAy

Friends Are Like

Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->

Don''t Try To

Don''t Try To
Have Friend Who Can
Achieve Great Heights,
Have A Friend
Who Can Hold When
You Fall From
The Greatest height ..!!

FrIeNdShIp Is A gIfT

FrIeNdShIp
Is A gIfT,
tHaT iS fAiR iN aLl tHiNgZ.
iT rOoTs FrOm OnE''s HeArT
&
iNvOlVeS mEmOrIeS
tHaT sTaY nOt
FoR a WhIlE
bUt
FoR a LiFeTiMe ... -,-

Alphabetic advice

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don''t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.

Ek Din Zindagi Aise

Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi
Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--

People say relation

People say relations are made in heaven, but some get broken up here on Earth called Hell. But I got a friend like U, here in hell and made my life HEAVEN.

In The Sweetness

In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Let There Be Laughter

And

Sharing Pleasures ... [=

You ask if we

You ask if we shall know our friends in heaven. Do you suppose we are greater fools there than here?
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.

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