When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3529 views       Friendship

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YOU know..?

What''s d Best thing about our Friendship.. ?

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

It''s d FIRST word of this Message..;-)
"F r i e n d s h i p
M a k e s
P r o s p e r i t y
M o r e
S h i n i n g
&
L e s s e n s
A d v e r s i t y
B y
D i v i d i n g
&
S h a r i n g
I t ... ^-^
A Good Friend

Is Like A Light House

It Doesn''t

Ring Bells, Fire Guns
To Call Attention

When You Are Lost ...

It Simply Stands
Tall And Shines ... =]
girl: what do you like in me?
boy: Those two white big balls having black dots in it...
girl: what???
boy: yes i like your eyes. its really beautiful
Never Walk Away From
A True Friend When
U C Some Faults . . .

B Patient & Realize
That NoBody Is
Perfect . . .

It''s Affection That Matter,
Not Perfection . . .
Mehfil me hasna to mera mizaz ban gaya,

tanhai me rona ek raaz ban gaya.

Dil ke dard ko chere se zahir na hone diya,

yahi zindagi jine ka andaz ban gaya.
Karo ge yaad to haar baat yaad aye ge

Guzarte waqat ke her moj thehar jaye ge

Talash karo ge jo humse bather doost koi

Nigha door tak jak

Wapis loot aye ge
feeling is a painting never spoil it,
face is abook try to read it,
love is precious never lose it,
and
friendship is a mirror never break it,
It starts wid a hi/hello.

It increases as ''wats up dese days''.

It grows 2 ''oye btana nae hota.''

It tends 2 mould as

''stupid tu apna dimaag mat chala,

jaisa i m saying waisa kar''

And den it ends NEVER.

Dats frendshp.
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF
gOoD aNd SiNcErE fRiEnDs
In OuR lIvEs Is LiKe
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF hEaRtBeAtS !
ThEy ArE nOt ViSiBlE,
bUt
ThEy SiLeNtLy SuPpOrT oUr LiFe... [=
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--