When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3272 views       Friendship

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When A Person Can Find

Sorrow behind Your Smile

Words behind Your Silence

Love behind Your Anger

You Can Believe That Person

Is Your True Friend ... :)
A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"
"Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me..

I was smiling silently thinking of you"
DEATH - WHERE LIFE ENDS,
HATE - WHERE LOVE ENDS,
DIVORCE - WHERE MARRIAGE ENDS,
OCEAN - WHERE LAND ENDS,
FRIENDSHIP - WHERE I ENDS AND WE STARTS... ;->
To Meet A
F.R.I.E.N.D
Like You ...
Is Like ,
The Delight Of
R.A.I.N
After A Long
D.R.O.U.G.H.T ... :)
FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE ThInG...

V FiNd OuRsElVeS tElLiNg EaCh OtHeR

D dEePeSt DeTaIlS oF oUr LiVeS...

ThInGs v DoN''t EvEn ShArE wId

D FaMiLiEs WhO rAiSeD Us...
Walking With A Friend

In Dark Is

Better Than

Walking Alone

In Light .
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai,
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
Never keep your good friends in your eyes
They may fall as tears from your eyes
Always place them in your heart
So that every heart-beat remind you
That THERE IS SOMEONE FOR YOU
Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nai hoti
dosti sirf jazbat nai hoti ,
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko tumhari bhalai ka
warna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nai hoti.
No sound in this world can be more louder than silence

And if someone cannot understand your silence, he can never understand ur words
We"ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that"s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!