When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2788 views       Friendship

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Among the most disheartening and dangerous of . . . advisors, you will often find those closest to you, your dearest friends, members of your own family, perhaps, loving, anxious, and knowing nothing whatever . . .
Attention Friend''s !
To save U from losing your Friendship, I advise U to send maximum amount of SMS''s to my number which which will bring u closser to me !
Frndshp is:
Vast like UNIVERSE, High like SKY, Strng like IRON, Dip like OCEAN, Kind like MOTHER, Cute like HUM, Sweet like TUM, put 2gtha frndshp is HUMTUM
Pyar V/S Dosti
Pyar Ek Shikwa Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.
Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Hy,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Hy.
Pyar Dewano Ka Kam Hy,
Dosti Dlwalo Ka Nam Hy.
Friends are like mirror
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
Dooriyan dosti badhati hain,
dil ko dil ke kareeb laati hain,
jin aankhon mein aap rehte ho
woh aankhen khud aap ko dekhne ko taras jati hai
Aap pas raho ya door hum dil ki awaz mila sakte hein
na khat k na phone k mohtaj he hum per apke dil ko
ek hichki se hila sakte hein.
What Is The Height Of Frustration?






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Hahaha!

I Dont Know
Dil dard ke samander me doob gaya,
magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
Tha itna pyaar ess Dil me k,
uske bagair kabar me bhi soya na gaya
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.

zindagi milti hai ek bar,
moat milti hai ek bar,
pyar hota hai ek bar,
jab ho hai sab kuch ek bar‘
phir q light jati hai bar bar ?
Udas mat ho Dost....
dono milkar dubara ZANZEER film banayenge...,
Tum BIG B ban jana Hum PRAN ban jayenge...,
Dono yaari hai imaan gana gayenge...,
Agar film flop bhi ho jati hai to bilkul na ghabrana.
Dono station par chay ki dukan chalayenge.
Tum chay banana aur ham chay chay chilaye ge magar DOSTI to NIBHAYENGE.