When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3526 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
Keep me as a friend I will keep in my heart lock it up
& throw the key that no one take you away from me
Sumtyms In Lyf

U Find A Special Frend

Sum1 Who Changes Ur Lyf

Just By Being Part Of It

Sum1 Who Makes U Laugh

Until U Can''t Stop

Sum1 Who Makes U Believe

That There Really Is
Good In d World

Sum1 Who Convinces U

That There Really Is
An Unlocked Door

Just W8ing 4 U 2 Open It ... (=
Difference between Good Friend and True Friend.

Good Friend comes to visit u in the hospital

with flower and goes.

But

A True Friend sits near u and says: yaar,

bohat tite nurse hai, aaram se theek hona
Friendship Is Not Finding

GOLD Or SILVER

Among The Rocks Of Life. . .

Its Accepting Each-Other As

COAL Till DIAMONDS

Are Formed Through Time...
Life''s Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)
hAr mAjBoRi Se

lArNa SiKh lO . .

hAr gHuM k SaTh

jEeNa sIKh Lo . .

'' BUSY '' hUm BhI kAm NaI

pAs hAmArI tArHa . .

DoStO kO yAaD kArNa

sIkH lO . .
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence
a frnd is sweet when it is newooo

it is sweter when it is youoooo
koi to Do$T meri zindgi mei ai$a ho,
Mohabbat ki tarah ho wafaon jia$a ho,
Mero tala$h ki had u$ pe khatam ho jay,
Zameen pe ho magar a$maan jai$a hi.....
salam wale kum!

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