When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3044 views       Friendship

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How friends break? both frnd will think the other is
busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think y should i contact.
Here ur love will be converted to hate.
Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.
They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will
meet and blame 1 another.
So keep in touch with all our frnds
Sometimes Being A Friend Means Mastering The Art Of Timing. . .
There Is A Time For Silence. . .
A Time To Let Go. . .
And A Time To Prepare To Pick Up The Pieces When It''s All Over. . .
UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR SMILE IS ANALGESIC

UR LOOK IS ANTIFLAMATORY

UR PRESENCE IS ANTISEPTIC

DATS WHY UR MY FAVOURITE DRUG....!!

I M ADDICTED 2 UR FRIENDSHIP.....!!
What Is The Height Of Frustration?






U Want Ans

Hahaha!

I Dont Know
Ek hassi jo hasaa de
ek chaahat jo samaj le
har aahat jo jaan le
usi rishte ka naam hai
“DOSTI”
it is for u my sweet friend.............KISI KI TALASH.WAIT WAIT
SAYING OF ABDUL QADIR JELAANI (RA)

"MAIN LOGOO KO HAQ BAT KE TALQEEN KRTA RAHA YEHAN TK K
ALLAH NE MUJAY GHOS K RUTBY P FAIEZ FERMA DIYA"

SPECIAL MSG ON 11VE SHIREF
Two Friends Are Two People Who
Are Comfortable Sharing Silence
Together.
If Ever There Is A
2morow

When We Were Not
2gether

There Is Something
You Must Always
Remember
Even If I Were Apart
I''ll Always Be With You ...
Aap pas raho ya door hum dil ki awaz mila sakte hein
na khat k na phone k mohtaj he hum per apke dil ko
ek hichki se hila sakte hein.


Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart
not written on paper,not given by pledge
it''s a promise renewed every time we contact
Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
Startz wid
"hi"


Changez to "wassup"

Growz to
"oye pagal"

Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"

Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&

finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)