When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3776 views       Friendship

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Subah

Subah

Suraj

Ka
Saath
Ho


Parindon
ki
aawaz
ho


haath
mai
chai
or
yaadon
main
aap
ho


us

khush
numa


ki
kya
baat
ho..!!!!!!!!!.->?
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
Flowers Of
True
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Never
Fade
Even
In
Harsh
Condition
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Never
Gives Up
Its
A
P.R.O.M.I.S.E
Made
Forever ... =)
A dEeP fRiEnDsHiP
Is LiKe A RaInBoW
WhEn ThE pErFeCt
AmOuNtS oF
hApPiNeSs & TeArS
aRe MiXeD,
ThE ReSUlT iS a CoLoRfUl
bRiDgE bEtwEeN tWo HeArTs ... :)
A Friend Is Like A Book .. That Has To Be Read To Appreciate Its Beauty ...

As Such You''re One Of The Finest Book Ever Written ...

How I Wish You Could Be Reprinted ! .... (:
Met you as a stranger
Took you as a friend
Hope we meet in Heaven
where friendship never ends
Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..


But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..
salam wale kum!

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Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
Friendship Is Born At That Moment When One Person Says To Another . . .

"What You Too ? ? ?
Thought I Was Only One"

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!