When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3015 views       Friendship

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Among the most disheartening and dangerous of . . . advisors, you will often find those closest to you, your dearest friends, members of your own family, perhaps, loving, anxious, and knowing nothing whatever . . .
Udas mat ho Dost....
dono milkar dubara ZANZEER film banayenge...,
Tum BIG B ban jana Hum PRAN ban jayenge...,
Dono yaari hai imaan gana gayenge...,
Agar film flop bhi ho jati hai to bilkul na ghabrana.
Dono station par chay ki dukan chalayenge.
Tum chay banana aur ham chay chay chilaye ge magar DOSTI to NIBHAYENGE.
ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the FREND till the life goes on!
In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Let There Be Laughter

And

Sharing Pleasures ... [=
Wo dil hi kya jo milane ki dua na kare,
tujhe bhul ke jiyu khuda na kare,
rahegi hamari dosti zindgi bhar,
ye baat alag hai ki zindgi wafa na kare.
The 1 who
holds Ur hand
evertym whn U need
support, is surely a
Gud Frnd
But
A true Frnd is 1 Who
holds Ur hand more
tightly whn U say

"Leave Me Alone" (:
Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
Har dil faryad nahi karta, Har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta, bhool jaein aap ko ek pal k liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta
"FrndShip" is Not About Finding D Right Person BUT
Creating D Right Relation ... It"s NOT How Much We "CARE"
in D Begning BUT How Much We "CARE" till D END ..
kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho...
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho...
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena...
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena....
My Cell
Waiting
4ur Call

Inbox
Waiting
4ursms

Call Register
Waiting
4ur Miss Call

My Heart
Waiting
4ur
Lifelong
Frndshp