When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3795 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

a friend thinks its


A friend thinks its over when you have a fight...

while a ''''Best Friend'''' thinks the friendship started when you have a fight :)
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you a precious gi ft from God!
Keep
Me
As
A
Friend
I''ll
Keep
u
In
My
Heart
Lock It Up
&
Throw
Away
The Key
So
That
NoOne
Can
Take
U
Away
From
Me. . .
Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
Aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna
Khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can"t be defined without YOU.
Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday, What''s more important is in our busy lives, We SMS each other! :->
"Tu Ek Munfrid Phool Tha Jo Dil Ko Bhaa Gya"
""SAHIL""
"Warna Main Wo shabnam Nahi Jo Har Gul Pe Fida Ho Jaon"
...Only for You...
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
Tum ne suna hai.

Nahein suna?


Waqain nahi suna?

CNN pe?

BBC pe?

PTV pe?

Geo pe?


Nahin to phir mere se he sun loo.



I MISS U.
After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That''s how we are here...!! (:
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye