When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3187 views       Friendship

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''Birth'' Is Once

''Youth'' Is Once

''Death'' Is Once

''Love'' Is Once

''Marriage'' Is Once

But

''Friendship''

It Runs ''Forever'' ... :)
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?
Socho
Socho.
Nahi Maloom..!!!!
Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega..
Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!
A strong bonding does''nt need daily messages,

Doesn''t always need calls.

As long as love lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs.
Love-a set of
HEART

Attraction-a set of
style

Marriege-a set of
LIFE

But

Frendship- a set of
"YOU"

FRIENDSHIP
NEEDS
NO EXPECTATIONS
NO PROMISES
NO DEMANDS
JUST WANTS
SINCERITY TRUST
CARE
AND
ALSO
LOVE
D 1who holds ur hands evrytim u need suport

is surely ur gud frnd.

But ur best frnd''s d 1 who holds ur hands

evn more tightly wen u say

''PLZ LEAVE ME ALONE..!
anso tary nikly aank meri ho,
dil tera dharke to dharkan meri ho,
khuda karay dosti hamary itni gehry ho,
saans teri rukay aur mout meri ho
FRIENDSHIP is medicine For any kind of pain But Be sure dat Therz no medicine in de world for d pain given by FRIENDSHIP!
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
aik HASI
jo HASA de

aik AANSO
jo RULA de

aik CHAHAT
jo SAMAJ le

har AAHAT
jo JAAN le

us RISTAY
ka NAAM hay


DOSTI
Aisi Kia Dua Doon Tum Ko , Jo Tumhari Labon Pe hansi k Phool Khila day..
Bass Yehi Dua Hai Meri , Sitaron Si Roshni Khuda Tumhari Taqdeer bana De ...

( AMEEN )