When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3698 views       Friendship

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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won''t be broken.
Misd calls reachesTHE MOBILE.
Recived Calls reachesTHE EARS,
But,SMS reaches"UR BEAUTIFUL EYES & LOVABLE HEART" so i always like 2send
Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
I''ve learnt many things from my Friends

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene

They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them

They love me
They care me

n

I love them too....

But still I''ve a complaint

Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing

n

You know what?

.
.

They don''t teach me

.
.
.

How to live without them

Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=
ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH''s choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky :-)
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Are Like
R.A.I.N.B.O.W
They Brighten Your
L.I.F.E
After You Have
Gone Through A
S.T.O.R.M ... :)
Sum Can Give U Crying Tears . . .
Many Others Can Give U Laughter, Smile . . .
But Only Few Can Give U
Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles . . .
Those Are Simply
FRRIENDS. . . :)
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.
Friendship Is Born At That Moment When One Person Says To Another . . .

"What You Too ? ? ?
Thought I Was Only One"
A Friend Is One Who
Advise You To Study
Well

But

A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says

"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
Friends
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place...!!
Some friends are like a Flower. and when they finally bloom they wilt away in just one day and some times just by noon. Some friends are like a cloudy day and when the sun's in sight. it gets blocked by the grayest cloud