When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3444 views       Friendship

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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHt
Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS
FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek
PaIn Of MisSinG FrIeNdS iSn''T tHiEr aBsEnCe . . .
BuT
ItS WhEn U ThInK oF ThE gOOd TyMs u HaVe ShaReD & U aSk UrSeLf
"WiLl ThOsE mOmEnTs eVeR hApPeN aGaIn"
ThAt''s FrIeNdsHiP
Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai...
zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai...
milale hai hath jinse dosti ka...
un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai...!
Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You

If your heart is broken tell me, I''ll get the glue =P

If you are lost in life call me, I''ll come find you (=

If you''re sad =( please just text me, it''s my obligation to make you smile =)

n

If you''re happy let me know =D We''ll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
Kyon Maangte Ho Andhere Apne Vaaste E Dost
Jab Hum Roshni Kharid Laaye Hai
Takeed Ki Hai Baharo Se K Tujhse Jaakar Mile
To Kyon Tere Aas Paas Gumon K Saaye Hai

Apne Labon Ko Kyon Siye Baithe Ho
Kya Chhupa Hai Dil Mein Saamne To Laao
Dard Ki Lakiron Ko Mitane Do Gallon Se
Tere Liye Har Lamhe Se Muskuraahte Samet Laaye Hai

Gar Karoge Bharosa Mujh Par Dost
Waada Hai Sada Saath Nibhaunga
Har Aansun Jo Ubhrega Teri Aankon Mein
Teri Ksam Apni Aankhon Mein Sahej Laaunga
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me
what did i want a million dollars or a true friend
i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U
We Make So Many Friends,
Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made
"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,
(-: "FRIENDS" ;->
Rose for love,
Cloud’s for rain,
Heart for blood,
But hands to shake,
To never forget to shake hands
Coz its gesture of friendship.
La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!
Make A Friend,
Its A Gift!
Have A Friend,
Its A Grace!
Keep A Friend,
Its Virtue!
But Being A Good
Friend,Its A
Honour,Lik
U...
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!