When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3361 views       Friendship

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Kabhi Roothkar Kabhi Manaakar,
Kabhi Hansakar Kabhi Rulakar.
Teri Dosti ne Sikhaya Hai
Har Pal Jeena Muskura Kar.
Muskurati Subah Ka
Swagat Karo Muskura Kar
Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my belovd frndz (:
"D" Se Dosti
"D" Se Dushmani
"D" Se Dard
"D" Se Diwangii
"D" Se Dillagi
Par "D" Se Itne Duur na Jana
k
"D" Se Dum Nikal Jaye
Samjhe "D" Se Dear :)
"Flower Turns 2 Fruit Bt Fruit Cant Turns To Flower"





Just Think
Frndship May Turns 2 Lov
Bt
Lov Cant Turns 2 Friendship.
Friends Are Like Flowers In Hands
If Not Hold Properly
The Throns Can Hurt U . . .
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b''coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you
A cute thought 4 those who believe in Friendship..
Its not necessary 2 share every secret b/w true friends.
but the thing is watever u share shud be true!
ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH''s choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky :-)
H-m T-m
will never complete without "u"
&
fr-end sh-p will never complete without "i"
so "u" & "i" must be there 4 ever 2 keep hum tum frnds 4 ever...!
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart & Laves It There...
Foever

But

A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below & Kick It Out...
Forever ... =]