When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3788 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love,
bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship
rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation,
a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I''ll treasure ''till the day my heart stops
Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti!
insaan ki bndagi beimaan nahi hoti!
kabhi manga hoga humne ek pyara sa dost...
varna yuhi apki...
humse pehchan nahi hoti!!!
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
Pushtu
Sumra Khukaly Mazigar Wow Tha Ra Naghlii
Zamung Kali Kii Akhter Wow Tha Ranghlii
Ma Nakrizii Vee Rawarii Sta Da Para Tha Ranaghlii
Tool Gham De Zama Pa Sar Wow Tha Ranaghlii...!!!!!
Have u ever THANKED frnds.
For their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their taps at ur back?
Their way of calling ur name?

Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore,
could u bear it?
"small things usually go unoticed,
but in reality,
they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful:

"I THANK YOU 2 my dear" :-)
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u..
Never say thanx who really need u..
Never blame a person who really trust u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,
Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki
ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
Freinship is Sincarity, Loyality, Honest & Trust is first step of Freinship.

To Find a Sincare freind is like that to Find a DAIMOND in MANY STONES.
The Test Of Friendship Dosen''t Comes When U R 2gether.

It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite

The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There...
Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES....
and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1
Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".