When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3944 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->
Friendship Is Not Finding

GOLD Or SILVER

Among The Rocks Of Life. . .

Its Accepting Each-Other As

COAL Till DIAMONDS

Are Formed Through Time...
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.
Friendship
Lives
inside A
Room
It
Has
A
Door
&
The
Door
Has A
LOCK
Its
KEY
Is
TRUST
if U
Lose
The
Trust
Friendship
Can never
B
FOUND.......!!!
Is dil main yaadon ke male hian,
Tum bin bohut akele hain,
Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian,
Dekho hum kitne wale hian.
A strong bonding does''nt need daily messages,

Doesn''t always need calls.

As long as love lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs.
7colours make RAINBOW.



7chords make MUSIC.



7days make a WEEK.



7continents make the WORLD

and The



7beautiful Letters make "FRIENDS"
Don''t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF
gOoD aNd SiNcErE fRiEnDs
In OuR lIvEs Is LiKe
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF hEaRtBeAtS !
ThEy ArE nOt ViSiBlE,
bUt
ThEy SiLeNtLy SuPpOrT oUr LiFe... [=
Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea
We met it was Luck!
We talked it was CHANCE!
We became friends it was DESTINY!
We are still friends it is FAITH!
We will always be friends its a PROMISE!