When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2981 views       Friendship

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Pugrey wery mohabbata de ta rakheye wara lakey,

Mere jay nadan de laa bey jamday jara katakey,

Bar na devana jila kumbida zamana dila hatha wich ley k areyan,

Teri tey gila hai sanu pagla delavey kanu laalaeyan tu yariyan,
(-_-) Can u Close Ur Eyes For a Minute Plz.
Thank You
Did You Feel How Dark it Was?
This is My Life Without a Sweet Friend Like U
Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si baat se bhi gaye.!
1 baat dil se batana
Is
Duniya
me
aa kar
tmne
aisa
konsa
acha
kaam
kia
tha jo
tmko
ALLAH
ne
muj jesa achcha dost dia!
('.')
<)U(>
/ / BATA0 NA
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES....
and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1
Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".
wo aaya tha mehfil me magar shoq se nhe
wo pas to betha tha magar dil se nh
kon kehta hai use piyar nh tha
piyar to tha maga afsos mujh se nh....
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one.
U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u...
tbut in my HEART I swear I"m keeping U..
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)
Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,
Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,
kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,
Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,
NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,
Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,
Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko
badal lete hain,
Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
ya dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte