When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3767 views       Friendship

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Friendship Is Like A War


Easy To Start


Difficult To End And Impossible To Forget


So I''m Having

"WAR"

With U

And I Hope U Don''t Want

"PEACE" Too. . . :->
The best feeling in the world is
when yOu think that ur friend forgot you
&
suddenly
yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying
“Hey I am Missing yOu “
The nominees for the best friends are

you

you
you

you

&
You
and the winner is "me" because


I have you
Ek dost aisa chahiye jo
Hume apna maan sakay
Hamray har dukh ko jaan sakay
Chal rhay hoon hum tez barish mein phir bhi pani
Mein ansso ko pehchan sakay
FRIENDSHIP ...

Is A CoMfOrTiNg SmIlE ...

A FaMiLiaR sMilE
ThAt WarMs ThE HeaRt

&

ThE FrEeDoM tO bE tHe PeRsOn
GoD InTeNdEd .... =)
Trust Of A Friend Should B Like The Feeling That A
1 Year Old Baby Has

When YOU Throw Him In Air, He Laughs


Because

He Knows YOU''ll Catch Him ... (:
Hama Guman Tha K Chaha Hamma Zamana Na,
Aziz Sab Ko Tha Magar Zarooraton Ki Tarha...!
Dost Ban Kar Bhi Nahin Saath Nibhaane Wala
Wohi Andaz Hai Zaalim Ka Zamaane Wala
Hum Ne Dekha Hai Gulistaan Ko Jalte Hue
Hai Koi Khuwaab Ki Tabeer Bataane Wala.
In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Let There Be Laughter

And

Sharing Pleasures ... [=
Hamari Dosti Bonanza Jaisi Nahi K SInce 1925

Pepsi Jaisi Bhi nahi K Ye DiL Mange More

Ye To STATE LIFE INSURANCE jaisi Hai

"ZINDAGI K SATH BHI, ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI"
GOD Wantd 2 Make
A Person Ful Of Love
So HE Made
MOTHER

A Person Ful Of Support
So HE Made
FATHER

Some1 Who Can Offer Help
So HE Made
BROTHER

Some1 2 Play Pranx & Add Joy
So HE Made
SISTER

Thn GOD Decided To Make
A Special Person Who Has
All d Qualities Together All In 1
So HE Made
FRIENDS ...
Sign Of A True Friend ...

He Always See
The Pain Behind Ur Eyes
At That Time

When Everyone Says

"Man ! You Smile A Lot ..."