When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3810 views       Friendship

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A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
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a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
"Friends & Medicines both take care of us in our pains.But the only difference is that Good friends don't have an Expiry Date"
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta
PAANI

AASMAN KI TARAF UTHAY TU BHAAB
AASMAN SE NEECHAY AAY TU BARISH
JUM KAR GIRAY TO AULAY
GIR KAR JAMAY TO BURF
PHOOL KI PATTI PER HU TO SHABNAM
PATTI SAE NIKLAY TU ARAG
JAMAH HU JAYE TU JHEEL
BEH JAYAE TO NADI
JISM SAE NIKLAY TU PASEENA
AANKHOON SAE NIKLAY TU AANSU
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!
Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea
nahi ban jata koi yu hi dil lagane se,
karni padti hai dua rab se sachcha dost pane me,
rakhna sambhal ke dosti apni,
tod na dena ye kisi ke bahkane se.
A gud frnd of mine asked me oneday

"wat if I broke your trust someday...."

I replied ''''trusting u was MY decision

& proving me rite is UR choice''''.
\/ /\
O O

GuD FRNDZ
r like a pair of SCISSOR.
Joined together
Often go in opposite directions Bt
Dey gve punishment to those who cum in b/w dem
ek
hansi
Jo hansa de...

ek
AAnsoo
jo rula de....

ek aarzoo
jo jaga de...

ek chahat
jo samja le...

har jo jaan le...
usi RISHTE
ka naam hai...

DOSTI
Life can b hard,

nt always fun.

Night brings darkness

and morning brings sun.

Wn life seems tough

n nobdy seems to care,

Dil se Karna yaad,

I''ll b there.