When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3668 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay

Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay

Yeh DOSTI ka rishta aap say hai

Warna itnay SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay
A Friend Is A Sweet Gift

An Emotnal Lift

A Heart Healer

A Mood Chiller

A Gem So Rare

An Answerd Prayer

A Hapy Mate

In

1 Word Its YOU

My Dear
7 Is A Great Number.

U Knw Why?

7 Colurs Make Rainbow!

7 Swar Make Music!

7 Days Make Week!

7 Round Make Life Partner

& Most Precious Thing,

7 Letters Make "Friends"
All love that has not

''''FriEnDsHip''''

For Its Base,

iS LikE A

Mansion Built

Upon ThE SanD.
Sacrifice Is Greter Than Love
Character Is Greater Than Beauty
Humanity Is Greater Than Wealth
But Nothing Is Greater Than A Sincere Friend
Jab Waqt ne Zindagi se Hisaab maanga,
To humne socha kya Khoya or kya Paaya,
Khone ka to Hisaab na mila,
Yaad raha to bas itna ke Dost ap jaisa bhi payaa
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
10 messages received,
1, HI,
2, Hello,
3, I miss U,
4 How r U?,
5, hope ur fine,
6, keep smilling,
7, Take Care,
8, God bless U,
9, Be happy,
10, Gud night.!
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti,
jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti,
kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost,
yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi