When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2518 views Friendship

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Dooriyan dosti badhati

Dooriyan dosti badhati hain,
dil ko dil ke kareeb laati hain,
jin aankhon mein aap rehte ho
woh aankhen khud aap ko dekhne ko taras jati hai

Tanhai me fariyad to

Tanhai me fariyad to kar sakte hai,
Virane ko aabad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua agar aapse mil nahi sakte,
Apko dil se yaad to kar sakte hain..

if u trust someone

If U Trust Sum1,

Trust Till The End;

Whatever The Results May Be"

In The End Either U'll Have A Very

Good Relation

Or A Very Good Lesson....

A memory lasts 4Ever

A memory lasts 4Ever

Never Does it Die

True Freinds Stay 2Gether
And

Never say GOOD BY.

Friends

Friends
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place...!!

D se Dosti

D se Dosti,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Dillagi,
D se Dewangi
per
D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki
S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako...

Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

As Precious As U

As Precious As U Are To Me,
As Precious No One Can Ever Be,
I Know All Friends Are Hard To Choose,
But You Are The One
''''I NEVER WANT TO LOOSE.''''

La$t night I $ent

La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!

Dost 1 PIYAZ ki Tarah

Dost 1 PIYAZ ki Tarah Hai.

uska 1/1 Parda Doosre k 7 Mohabat Se jura Hota Hai.

Agar Usko kaatoge To Aansu k siwa Kuch Nahi Niklega

ALLAH ke naam pe

ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta

English start wth "A

English start wth "A"," B "," C "
Marathi strat wth "a","aa","ee"
Love strat wth "1 " ," 4 " , " 3 ".
But Frndship start wth "u "& "me

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