When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3715 views       Friendship

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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHt
Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS
FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
PYAR V/S DOSTI :


1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,
Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,
Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,
Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.
A sweetest frnd is like a pillow..

when u r tired u sleep on it..

when u r sad u drop tears on it..

when u r angry u punch it..

when u r happy u hug it... :->
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me
what did i want a million dollars or a true friend
i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U
Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
if u find faults in any of his/her behaviour,

just ignore d faults n forgive dem.

Coz act of forgiveness is necessary

in true relationship
Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..
Birth'' Is 0nce..

''Youth'' Is 0nce..

''Death'' Is 0nce..

''Love'' Is 0nce..

''Marriage'' Is 0nce

But

''FRIENDSHIP'' Is ''Runs'' Forever...
Frendship is a promise spoken by da heart,
it is nt given by pledge,
it is nt ritten on paper,
itz a promise renewed everytime
Silences make the the real conversation

between friends.

Not the saying but the never

needing to say is what counts