When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3238 views Friendship

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FrIeNdS aRe ThE

FrIeNdS aRe ThE

BaCon BiTs

In thE

SaLad BoWl

Of LiFe ... (=

Zindagi behaal hai

Zindagi behaal hai Sur hai naa taal hai,
msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

keep the lamp of

keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!

"D" Se Dosti

"D" Se Dosti
"D" Se Dushmani
"D" Se Dard
"D" Se Diwangii
"D" Se Dillagi
Par "D" Se Itne Duur na Jana
k
"D" Se Dum Nikal Jaye
Samjhe "D" Se Dear :)

Teri taswer dekh

Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon ,
Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon
To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh
Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon

YOU can b a

YOU can b a doctor & save lives,
a lawyer & defend lives,
a soldier & protect lives,
or simply b YOURSELF -
a Fabulous Friend who TOUCHES LIVES!

barsat mein ham

barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge...
patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge...
kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain...
ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.

The Shortest Solution

The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...

Two Friends Are

Two Friends Are Two People Who
Are Comfortable Sharing Silence
Together.

I miss my frnz..

I miss my frnz..

Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..

Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..

Cafe me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana"..

Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..

Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??

F r I e N d Z

F r I e N d Z

nEvEr SeArCh FoR
rEaSoN wHy
ThEy LiKe YoU

AlL tHeY sEaRcH fOr
ThE rEaSoNs To
ShOw HoW mUcH tHeY
Do ... (:

F R I E N S H I P Is Like Smell

F R I E N S H I P
Is Like Smell
You Can Never
Touch It
But
If You Want
You Can Easily Feel It ... :)

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