When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3995 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,
Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna,
Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam,
Isline humse "Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna"
MY $WEET DREAMZ


FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
Frds R D Smell Of Cigrates

Whch Stays In D

Finger Tips 4 A Short Time


Bt True Frnz R Lik D

Nicotine In D Cigrates

Wich Stay In D Heart Til Death..
-Recipe Of Friendship-

2 Heaping Cups Of Patience
1 Heartful Of Love
2 Handfuls Of Generosity
1 Handful Of Understanding
A Dash Of Humour

Sprinkle Generously Wid Kindness & Plenty Of Faith
Mix Well
Spread Over A Period Of Life Time
Serve To Everyone You Meet (:
Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me ‘now’
and tell me ‘true’..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
“u’ are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u.
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It''s not something you learn in school. But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven''t learned anything
Birth is first of life,
beauty is art of life,
death is last of life,
friend ship is heart of life
Friendship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.
Friendship is not built with special people.

People become special after becoming friends.

So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special..
A FrIeNd OpEnS
a CoNvErSaTion WiTh
A FuLl NeWz BuLleTiN
oN hIs LiFe ...


But


A ReAl FrIeNd Sayz


"WhAt''s NeW wItH YoU ..." (:
Few Moments In
FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating

- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (: