When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3639 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

A Loving smile &a heart of gold
ur dearest person ths world cn hold
Though heart fails & life deprts
u''ll live as a frnd 4ever in my heart.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
FRIEND MEANS
F-Free frm all formality
R-Right 2say anything
I-In Anyway
E-Either Good &Bay
N-No Soory No Thanks
D- Dantna Pitna Allowed.OK
"Friends are like mellons...
shall i tell u why?......

To find one good.....
U must a Hundred try...!"
H-m T-m
will never complete without "u"
&
fr-end sh-p will never complete without "i"
so "u" & "i" must be there 4 ever 2 keep hum tum frnds 4 ever...!
ik chota say sapna tha
us sapne mein koi apna tha
us apne mein kuch sakoon tha
jo zindagi ka junon tha
us junoon mein ek rahat thi
jo sirf teri chahat thi
us chahat mein ek andaz tha
jo meri dhadkano ka raaz tha
us raaz mein ek khushbo thi
jo meri sooch ki justuju thi
us justuju mein ek hararat thi
jo meri khushiyoun ki sharat thi
us shahrat mein mein ek ehsaas tha
k tou jo mere pass tha
us pass mein jo ek araam tha
woh bus sirf ek tera naam tha
Friend ship is like a snow ball. Easy to make it but heart to keep it. Dil
Don''t Try To
Have Friend Who Can
Achieve Great Heights,
Have A Friend
Who Can Hold When
You Fall From
The Greatest height ..!!
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.

Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.
Thanks GOD
Who Honoured Me Ur Friendship
GOD Almighty Keeps This With Trueness, Honestly, Peacefully &
Wid The Enjoyment Of His Blessings
GOD Almighty Helps Us On The Matter To Persisting Our Relation Through Friendship
Alwayz Tc n Keep Smiling . .
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=