When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3670 views       Friendship

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WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?



















OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.
Har dil faryad nahi karta, Har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta, bhool jaein aap ko ek pal k liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta
Whn U Win, Evr1
Takes Pride In
Celebrating Ur
Victory
But Whn U Lose
Onlt True Frnds
Hold Ur Hand
Sit By Ur Side
& Say














"Jahan Jana Zaleel
Hi Kerwana" ;->
aap ki dosti ka ehsaan maante hain.
nibana apna eman maante hain.
hum wo nahi jo dosti main apna jan daingai,
kyunkeh aap ko hum apni jaan maante hain
When a Guy does Something
Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't
mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something
Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz

u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart
Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

Oscar Wilde
Everyone has a friend

during each stage of life

But only lucky ones have

the same friend in all stages

of life.
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Friends r like street lights along the road.
They don"t make the distance any shorter,
but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile
Before I got inBefore I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth.