When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3675 views       Friendship

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Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!
??You are my true friend
?
??True friends are Rare to Find
?
??True friends are Always very Kind
?
??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful
?
??True friends Always make us Cheerful
?
??True friends are the Work of Perfection
?
??True friends Give us right Direction
?
??True friends Always shine like Moon
?
??True friends are the Greatest Boon
?
??That''s Y Ur My True Friend
??Forever ?
A Friend Is Someone Who

Knows The Song

In Your Heart

And Can Sing It Back

To You When You Have

Forgotten The Words.
F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown .
YOU know..?

What''s d Best thing about our Friendship.. ?

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

It''s d FIRST word of this Message..;-)
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!

”H” is for Happiness The way I feel when we are together.

”I” is for Inseparable Through good times and bad, tears and
laughter. A friend will always be there for you.

”P” is for Perfect The friendship.......
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.
If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside when it is raining,
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
1 baat dil se batana
Is
Duniya
me
aa kar
tmne
aisa
konsa
acha
kaam
kia
tha jo
tmko
ALLAH
ne
muj jesa achcha dost dia!
('.')
<)U(>
/ / BATA0 NA
I dont know how to feel when your the friend that makes me wanna take my life cuz ur not a part of my today but also makes me wanna live in the HOPe that you may be a part of my tomorrow...
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”