When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3103 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

heart is like crystal...
preserve it,
love is like perfume....
spread it,
feelings are like flood...
flow it,
friendship is like umbrella,,,,

come lets share it..
F..R..I..E..N..D

* Field Of Love *

* Root Of Joy *

* Island Of God *

*End Of Sorrows *

* Name Of Hope *

* Door Of Understanding *

Dont Lose ...[=
Lips are like friends

If we say
Studying
Reading
Writing

Lips will never join

But if we say

Roaming
Bunking
Playing
Shopping

Manhus fatt se jurr jatay hain...
Whn U Win, Evr1
Takes Pride In
Celebrating Ur
Victory
But Whn U Lose
Onlt True Frnds
Hold Ur Hand
Sit By Ur Side
& Say














"Jahan Jana Zaleel
Hi Kerwana" ;->
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache
aap nazar aate hain..
To have a lovely life;
Either, one must have a True Lover
Greater than All Friends,
Or, One must have a True Friend
who Really Cares,
More than a Lover...
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You''ve Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don''t Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=
Tera Taluq Mere L¡ye ek Tøhfa Ha Khuda Ka,
Jø Kab¡ Na Tøøtay Wø R¡shta Ha Wfa Ka
Hum Tuj Kø Kab¡ Bhula Na
Saken Gy
Tujh Se R¡shta Ha esa Jese Hath or Dua Ka
We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other''s
Smaller Defects ... (:

Stay Blessed .. !!
Friendship Is The Only Thing

In The World Concerning


The Usefulness


Of Which


All Mankind


Are Agreed...
10 persons in a day pray 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day pray 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day pray 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..

MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN
"FrndShip" is Not About Finding D Right Person BUT
Creating D Right Relation ... It"s NOT How Much We "CARE"
in D Begning BUT How Much We "CARE" till D END ..