When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3489 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)
When we are grown, we''ll smile and say we had no cares in childhoods day,

but we''ll be wrong. ''Twill not be true,

I''ve this much care... I care for you."
LIFE IS 5 STAR
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,
ACTION STAR IS
FATHER,
ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,
TOP STAR IS
LOVER
&
THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "RoCk3r"
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay

Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay

Yeh DOSTI ka rishta aap say hai

Warna itnay SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay
D say Dil D say Dosti, D say Dard, D say Dillagi, D say Dewangi
lekin D say itna Door bhi na jana k S say sms or C say Call
bhi na kar sako.
Mehfil me hasna to mera mizaz ban gaya,

tanhai me rona ek raaz ban gaya.

Dil ke dard ko chere se zahir na hone diya,

yahi zindagi jine ka andaz ban gaya.
Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art…
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don''t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.
My Everything Friend


You magnify my happiness
When I am feeling glad
You help to heal my injured heart
Whenever I am sad


You’re such a pleasure in my life
I hope that you can see
How meaningful your friendship is
You’re a total joy to me
Rahe pardes me to vatan ki yaad Aayi,

Khai thoker to Maa- Baap ki yaad Aayi.

Dushman mile zindagi me bahut,

Lekin dosti ke naam se bas Aapki yaad Aayi
Dua hai aaj u hi muskurate raho. Banke tara aasman me jagmagate raho. Aankho
me khusi labo pe muskaan ho. Hamare bina khusiyo ki kahin koi kami na ho.