When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3809 views Friendship

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PAANI AASMAN KI TARAF

PAANI

AASMAN KI TARAF UTHAY TU BHAAB
AASMAN SE NEECHAY AAY TU BARISH
JUM KAR GIRAY TO AULAY
GIR KAR JAMAY TO BURF
PHOOL KI PATTI PER HU TO SHABNAM
PATTI SAE NIKLAY TU ARAG
JAMAH HU JAYE TU JHEEL
BEH JAYAE TO NADI
JISM SAE NIKLAY TU PASEENA
AANKHOON SAE NIKLAY TU AANSU

Art of LIVING

''''Art of LIVING''''

1st of All
Don''t make frnds
if Done
Then Don''t Go much 2 close them,
if Gone

Then Don''t Love them,

if loved

Then plz Don''t Leave them

A cute thought 4

A cute thought 4 those who believe in Friendship..
Its not necessary 2 share every secret b/w true friends.
but the thing is watever u share shud be true!

Dost tou hai

Woh Beparwa Hi Sahi Dost To Apna hai FARAZ Aadat ki Baat Aur Hai Wo Dil ka Bura Nahi

Remember The Greatest

Remember, The Greatest Gift Is Not Found

In A Store Nor Under A Tree,

But In The Hearts Of True Friends.

FRIENDZ In The Heart

FRIENDZ
In The Heart
Are The Worst
Residents ...

1- They Capture
The Heart
(Qabza Group)

2- They Pay
No Rent
(Muftay)

3- They Don''t
Vacant Easily
(Dheet)

4- When They
Leave
The Place,
Is Broken
(Dehshat-Gard)

Humne jab kabhi

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

aksar logo se soona

aksar logo se soona tha ZINDAGI rahe to phir milenge

LAKIN aap se milker mahsoos kiya ka milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

frnd on his mobile

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

.
.

... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

.
.

"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"

We"ve known

We"ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that"s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Bolti hai dosti chup

Bolti hai dosti chup rahta hai pyar!
Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar !
mailati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar
phir be kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar.

Mine Friendship Fo

Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never

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When you are

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