When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3083 views       Friendship

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Sometimes the World Gives So
Many Reason To Hate It..
But Whenever it Happens
I Just Stop 'n Think Of You 'n Say
How Can I Hate This World When
You Are A Part Of It ..! :)
Alone I can only say but together we can shout, alone I can only smile but together we can laugh, alone I can only live but together we can celebrate. That''s being friends.
Frndshp is:
Vast like UNIVERSE, High like SKY, Strng like IRON, Dip like OCEAN, Kind like MOTHER, Cute like HUM, Sweet like TUM, put 2gtha frndshp is HUMTUM
Friendship Is The
Rainbow Between Two
Hearts

Sharing Seven
Colors Of Feelings

-Love

-Sadness

-Happiness

-Truth

-Faith

-Secret

&

-Respect (:
One tree can start a forest,
One Smile can start Friendship ,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make life worth-living!
Aap ki dosti ki ek najar chahiye,
dil hai beghar usko ek ghar chahiye,
saath chalte rahna ai dost,
ye dosti hame umar bhar chahiye.
Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!
Sometimes in life we think we don"t need anyone.
But sometime we don"t have anyone when we need...
So don"t let your best buddies go ever...
What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)
What''s The Difference
Between
BLOOD & FRIENDS

Blood Etrz the Heart
& Flowz out


But

Friends Entr Ur Heart
& Stay 4ever
n
Make Life Worth
Living ... :)
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
aap ki dosti ka ehsaan maante hain.
nibana apna eman maante hain.
hum wo nahi jo dosti main apna jan daingai,
kyunkeh aap ko hum apni jaan maante hain