When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3597 views       Friendship

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Honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho….

Honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho….
mjhko apny nazdik kbi bula kr dekho…..

mai ny suna hy lazat e lab chomnay sy nasha charta hy…..
aa0 phr kisi shab mje ye jaam pila kar dekho…..

kitni muztrib hr raat guzarti hy tm kia jano
kbi jismo ma lagi aag honton sy jala kar dekho…..

pyas bi bhuj jaey gi arman bi sabi hongy pory……
bs ek raat mjhy apny pas sula kar dekho……

honton sy kbi hont mila kr dekho…..?
Wafa ruswa nahi karna
Suno aisa nahi karna
Main pehlay he akela hoon
Mujhe tanha nahi karna
bohat masroof ho jana
To socha nahi karna
Bhrosa bhi zaroori hai
Magar sab ka nahi karna
Muqadar phir muqadar hai
Kabhi daawa nahi karna
Jo likha hai wo hona hai
Kabhi shikwa nahi karna
Meri takmeel tumse hai
Mujhay aadha nahi karna
Haqiqat ha Milan apna
Isay spna nahi karna
humein tum yaad rahtay ho
Humein bhoola nahi karna
Secret Of Friendship
Isn’t Finding A Perfect Friend But Loving Imperfect Friend Perfectly
True Friendship Doesn’t Have Any Ending
It Simply Never Ends
Friendship Is A Promise Made In D Heart.


Silent.




Unwritten.



Unbreakable By Distance.


Unchangeable By Time.
Like Us.
sur ha na taal ha
deekh mara kia haal ha
rang barangi is dunia main
tare dosti bay misaal hai
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
One Injection Of
Trust

One Tablet Of
Care

One Tbs Syrup Of
Attention

One Drip Of
Understanding

Take 3 Tyms A Day

It''s All Necessary 4 The Health Of
"FRIENDSHIP"
A true friend is like a cool shadow of tree
When you get tired of hot weather
You sit under this shadow of friendship

"Be my true friend for always"
Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your
friends, and me if I
am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are
the numbers of what
kind of friend you are based on how many you get
back..

1-3 ~ you''re a bad friend
4-6 ~ you''re an okay friend
7-9 ~ you''re a good friend
10+ ~ you''re great friend
Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,
bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa tou nahi k
ek pyara sa dost mujhse door ho raha hai..
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
dooriyon se fark nahi padta,
baat to dilon ki nazdikion se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuchh khaas logo se hai,
varna mulaqat to roj janae kitno se hoti hai