When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3312 views       Friendship

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~ A Frnd''z Prayer ~


May My Frndshp
Alwayz B
The Mst Imprtnt Thing
2 Me
Wid Special Frndz I Feel
Em Blessed
So Lemme Give My Best
I Wana Do Mch More
Thn Share
The Hopes N Plans Of
Frndz Who Care
Lemme Use My Heart 2 C
2 Realize Wht Frndz
Can B
& Make No Judgment
Frm Afar
But
Luv My Frnz D Way
They R ... (:
I Thank The Lord For

The Gift Of Friendship

Where I Can Be Myself

And Be Accepted

As I Am And For

Finding A Home In

The Heart Of A Friend.
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!
I might run out of cute graphics to send you
but i will never run out of this

CARE FOR YOU

Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge
Friends R Like Delicate Flower...

They Dry Not Die..

However I M Cactus I Will Be Always

Poking U So That U Will Remember Me....
The best feeling in the world is
when u think that ur frnd forgot u
And
Suddenly u receive a message frm ur frnd saying
“I m missing u
I Kept Ur Name

In My Journal

&

Posted In The Ledger

Of My Heart.

U''ll B Classified As An Asset,

Coz Ur Market Value

As A Friend Never Depreciate ! (:
Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is
my sunset. Thank you for being the
most wonderful friend and companion.
PYAR V/S DOSTI :


1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,
Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,
Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,
Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.
What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…