When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2916 views       Friendship

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Apni jindagi main mujhe sharik samjna,

Koi gam aaye to karib samjna,

De denge muskrahat aansuon k badle me,

bas hazaron DOSTO me thoda aziz samjhna
Bohat Khubso0rat Hy Ye Dua Hamari
Phoolon Ki Tarha Mehky Ye Zindagi Tumhari
Muje Kya Chahiye Or Zindagi Me
Kabhi Khatam Na Ho Bas Ye Dosti Hamari....
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
Kafi waqt laga hume aap tak aane me,

Kafi fariyad ki khuda se aapko pane me.

Yu dil tod ke mat jaiyega,

Humne to umar gujar di aap jaisa Dost pane me.
A Friend Is Like A Shade Tree
Beside A Summer Way.

A Friend Is Like The Sunshine
That Makes A Perfect Day.

A Friend Is Like A Flower
That''s Worn Close To The Heart.

A Friend Is Like A Treasure
With Which One Will Not Part.
Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->
Har Rishta Mila Virasat Me,

Phir Dosti Kyu Alag Se Banai Hai..


Kyuki Baaki Rishte Banaye Khuda Ne,

Aur Dosti Khud Khuda Ki Parchai Hai...
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai, na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai, wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur
baaton mei ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
English start wth "A"," B "," C "
Marathi strat wth "a","aa","ee"
Love strat wth "1 " ," 4 " , " 3 ".
But Frndship start wth "u "& "me
Socha n tha is tarah koi apna milega,
1 khubsurat sa mujhko sapna milega,
jab kabhi mahsus ho zarurat meri!
Bas awaz dena,
har waqt apka ye dost apko "apna" milega
Feeling
f
luv
+
Moment
f
caring
+
small
sharing
+
2b
2gthr
in
pain,
Creates
a
miracle
called
"FRIENDSHIP"
Dont give pa$sword of our Love and friend$hip to anybody,Becau$e if u
will $ay thi$ pa$sword "I LOVE U" It mean$ he will hack u from me
and u will go out from my hand$.....