When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3101 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

In life many people will help YOU

When it suits THEM

But

Very few people will help YOU

When YOU need it

Make the FEW YOUR FRIENDS

But

Be the FEW to MANY
Muskurana hi Khushi nahin hoti....

Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahin hoti....

Khud ko Mitana parta hai DOSTI main....

kyun ke DOST kehna hi DOSTI nahin hoti
Karo karam ya sitam gila hum nahi karte,
pathro pe yakinan phul khila nahi karte,
mita do humko dil se magar ye khyal rahe,
hum jaise yaar jaldi mila nahi karte.
hAr mAjBoRi Se

lArNa SiKh lO . .

hAr gHuM k SaTh

jEeNa sIKh Lo . .

'' BUSY '' hUm BhI kAm NaI

pAs hAmArI tArHa . .

DoStO kO yAaD kArNa

sIkH lO . .
Har Khushi Ko Har Hansi Ko Har Ache Pal Ko Har Beete Kal Ko Ek Yaad Bana Lo Us Yaad Ko Apne Dil Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil Ko Apna Dost Bana Lo,
When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in
Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to
My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !
May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming
New Year.. !
Awesome Self Respect Line I Have
Ever Heard...
"If its going to be hard
for People to Choose between Me 'n
Someone Else
I would allow them to Choose the Other One
because
I 'm not an OPTION".. !
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
do$ti Yaqeen pe Tiki hoti hay
ye Dewar Bari Mu$hkil $e jhari Hoti hay
Kabhi Fur$at mile To Parna kitab Ri$hto ki
Do$ti Khoon k Ri$hto se B Bari Hotu hay.....
A ----- Z





A ALLAH SE DARO

B BISMILLA SE SHURU KARO

C CHOR KO SAZADO

D DEEN SEEKHO

E EILUM HASIL KARO

F FARZ ADA KARO

G GUSSA MAT KARO

H HAJ KARA

I IBADAT KARO

J JANNAT MILEGI

K KALIMA YAAD KARO

L LAILAHA ILLALLAH

M MOHAMMADUR RASULLAH

N NAMAZ PADHO

O OMAR KA LIHAZ KARO

P PARDA KARA

Q QURAN PARHO

R ROZA RAKHO

S SHUKRIYA ADA KARO

T TAUBA KARO

U UMMEED RAKO

V VAZOO KARO

W WAQAT KA LIHAZ KARO

X XTRA NAFIL PADO

Y YAKEEN KARO

Z ZIKR ALLAH KA KARTY RAHO!
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.
Met you as a stranger
Took you as a friend
Hope we meet in Heaven
where friendship never ends