When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2900 views       Friendship

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New theory:
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Argument wins the person,but loses the relation so don't argue with your friend just
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Slap them n say,
kum bol kum. ...:D
Hold a true friend with both your hands,
don"t let go 4 true friend comes once in a lifetime.
That"s why i"m holding you tight! Cant let U go.
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say,
It doesn"t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow,
yesterday, today and everyday.
Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u....
Friends are like mirror
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko me chupaya jaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
agar wo rahe udas to hamase bi na muskuraya jaye
Listen & Silent r two words with same
alphabets & r very imp for friendship coz only
a true Friend can listen u when u r silent.
Sacrifice Is Greter Than Love
Character Is Greater Than Beauty
Humanity Is Greater Than Wealth
But Nothing Is Greater Than A Sincere Friend
Dil ki dard ko dil tornay wali kaya janai
Pyar ki rawajo ko yai zamanai walai kaya janai
hutai kitnai takleef qabar mai
upper sai pool rakhnai walai kaya janai
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz
u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.