When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3637 views       Friendship

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The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you''ve ever had
Aaj dil puch baitha apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kiya paya hai taqdeer se? Aapki tasveer dil k aaine ko dikhai Aur kaha,
inko paya hai duniya ki bheed se..


If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower.
If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour.
If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree.
If u need a friend, u already have me.
wo aaya tha mehfil me magar shoq se nhe
wo pas to betha tha magar dil se nh
kon kehta hai use piyar nh tha
piyar to tha maga afsos mujh se nh....
Friendship Is a Sea
&
Friends are Fishes..
U r my Golden Fish..

I"LL Keep U Save in My Heart..
If u Try To Go away From me
Kasam se!
Fry kr K BiLLi ko KhiLa Doonga...
dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile.
Usne dur rehna ka mashwara b likha hai,
Saath he DOSTI ka wasta b likha hai,
Usne ye bhi likha hai mere ghar na aana,
Or saaf lafzo me rasta bhi likha hai
Weakly One Day Holiday,

Monthly One Day Salary Day,

Yearly One Day Birthday,

Lifely One Day Death Day,

But Sharing

FRIENDSHIP

Is Every Day
Jab Waqt ne Zindagi se Hisaab maanga,
To humne socha kya Khoya or kya Paaya,
Khone ka to Hisaab na mila,
Yaad raha to bas itna ke Dost ap jaisa bhi payaa
Tera Taluq Mere L¡ye ek Tøhfa Ha Khuda Ka,
Jø Kab¡ Na Tøøtay Wø R¡shta Ha Wfa Ka
Hum Tuj Kø Kab¡ Bhula Na
Saken Gy
Tujh Se R¡shta Ha esa Jese Hath or Dua Ka
Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

phool khile, kaliyan khili ,

Ab gulab ki baari hai...

Hamne to sMs bhej diye janab aB aapKi bari Hai.... ;->
meri hAr zaroorat mere dost jaise hAy,


Mere Dil main bani moorat Mere Dost jaise hAy,

Mat kaho mera dost CHAND jaisa hAy,

youn kaho CHAND ki surat mere Dost jaise he.