When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2928 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Some times I feel tears in your laughing
Some times I feel sadness in your happiness

But It is true friendship when you know unexpressed emotions of your friend
If time slips away without a word from me, U dont hv 2 worry about our friendship bcos feelings, beyond words will always keep me A R O U N D !
knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz
u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart
Hmari Doosti Telenor jesi nhi k bs
"Talk Shawk"

Mobilnk jesi B Nhi K

"Reshaping Lives"

World Call jesi B nhi k

"Rabty ka NyA jahan"

Warid jsi B nhi k bs

"Zem nights"

Ufone jesi B Nhi k bs
"Bat ban jaey"

PTCL jesi B Nhi k
''Feel the Diffrence
Ye to Paktel jesi Hy
''QK Dil To 1 Hy''
When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,
That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..
Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:
-Recipe Of Friendship-

2 Heaping Cups Of Patience
1 Heartful Of Love
2 Handfuls Of Generosity
1 Handful Of Understanding
A Dash Of Humour

Sprinkle Generously Wid Kindness & Plenty Of Faith
Mix Well
Spread Over A Period Of Life Time
Serve To Everyone You Meet (:
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,,,,,,,,,,,,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

What R U Wondering At?

I Hv Killed All Those Who Were Between I & U.
"Just 4 Our Friendship"
Friendship is sweetFriZendship is sweet when it''s new, sweeter when it''s true, but sweetest when it''s U...When God gave friends he tried to be fair. When i got you i got more than my share!!!
F. R . I . E . N . D . S

Are Like Walls

Sometimes You Lean On Them

And

Sometime Its Just Enough
To Know

"They Are There..." :->