When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3472 views       Friendship

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D se Dosti,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Dillagi,
D se Dewangi
per
D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki
S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako...
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,,,,,,,,,,,,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

What R U Wondering At?

I Hv Killed All Those Who Were Between I & U.
"Just 4 Our Friendship"
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
.
a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
LIFE IS 5 STAR
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,
ACTION STAR IS
FATHER,
ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,
TOP STAR IS
LOVER
&
THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "RoCk3r"
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You''ve Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don''t Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge,
kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,
mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs.
but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is
equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a
sweet dream
if u find faults in any of his/her behaviour,

just ignore d faults n forgive dem.

Coz act of forgiveness is necessary

in true relationship
aap ki dosti ka ehsaan maante hain.
nibana apna eman maante hain.
hum wo nahi jo dosti main apna jan daingai,
kyunkeh aap ko hum apni jaan maante hain
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
AnjaN C MolaQat PeHCaN Ban Gai,
eK MeeThe Se RishTe Ki JaaN Ban Gai,
2 KadaM Tum ChalE,
2 KadaM Hum ChalE,
Our DoSTi Ki Raah AsaaN Ban Gai...!