When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2874 views       Friendship

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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation,
a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile.
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!"
A GrEaT fRiEnDsHiP
Is FoRmEd
CoZ oF 2 ReAsOnS
1sT tO fInD oUt ThE
SiMiLiaRtIeS
&
2nD iS tO rEsPeCt ThE
DifFeReNcEs ... :)
Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,


otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u
If We Would Build On A Sure Foundation In Friendship,
We Must Love Friends For Their Sake Rather Then For Our Own . . .
I might run out of cute graphics to send you
but i will never run out of this

CARE FOR YOU
New friends may be a poem, but old friends are alphabets. Do not forget alphabets, coz u''ll need them to read the poem!
A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Any Friend Can Say: '''' I Can Understand Ur Feelings. . .''''
But
Only A Real/True Friend Will Say: ''''I Can Feel Ur Feeling. . .''''
A Stone Dropped In
Water In A Moments
Its Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000 Ripples
Circling On & On
2day Im Here
2morow Im Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000
Memorie Echoing
On & On