When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3090 views       Friendship

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A Bond Of Luv,
Medal Of Trust,
Shouldr In Sadnes,
Hand In Darknes,
A Spl Relation 2hold,
A Ear Wer Secrts Can B Told
Is D Magic

Frendship!!
Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me ‘now’
and tell me ‘true’..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
“u’ are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u.
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say,
It doesn"t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow,
yesterday, today and everyday.
* end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
U r Not Only Frend I Found...
U R An Angel Who wAlks On Ground...
I Cud Search My Whole Life Through...
And I Know I''ll Find Another Frend Like U....
. F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown
Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw,
not only because its always fun being with u
but also because I won''t mind going down to
see u rise
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.
If We Would Build On A Sure Foundation In Friendship,
We Must Love Friends For Their Sake Rather Then For Our Own . . .
"D" Se Dosti
"D" Se Dushmani
"D" Se Dard
"D" Se Diwangii
"D" Se Dillagi
Par "D" Se Itne Duur na Jana
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"D" Se Dum Nikal Jaye
Samjhe "D" Se Dear :)
girl: what do you like in me?
boy: Those two white big balls having black dots in it...
girl: what???
boy: yes i like your eyes. its really beautiful