When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3329 views       Friendship

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Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
Great Quote:


''''I
Destroy
My
Enemies,
When
I
Make
Them
My
Friend..''''
La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!
Just A Note 2Say That
Our Friendship Has
No ENding & Its Grows
On & ON
Just A Note Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In Way That We Thought Were Never Possible Just A Note Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me ThankYou 4 Being My Friend
Birth is first of life,
beauty is art of life,
death is last of life,
friend ship is heart of life
F r I e N d Z

nEvEr SeArCh FoR
rEaSoN wHy
ThEy LiKe YoU

AlL tHeY sEaRcH fOr
ThE rEaSoNs To
ShOw HoW mUcH tHeY
Do ... (:
If CARE i$ a WAVE,
i give u $EA.
If RE$PECT i$ a LEAF,
i give u TREE.
If TRU$T i$ a PLANET,
i give u GALAXY,
if FRIEND$HIP i$ LIFE
i give u MINE 4 FREE..keep $milin....!
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
God
Never
Wanted
Us
2
Face
D
Tough
Times
Alone!
Da T''s
Y


HE
Made Us


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(")=(")(")=(")

Frenz !
treat ur life as sea,


ur heart as sea shore,


ur friend as waves,


no matter how many waves r there,


the thing is dat which reaches da shore..
Mehek dosti ki, kisi ishq se kam nahin hoti,
yeh duniyan ishq pe khatam nahin hoti,
agar saath ho zindagi mein sacche doston ka
toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahin hoti!