When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3651 views       Friendship

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Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt äñ éxäm tö päàs ör fäìl.
Frìèñdshìp ìs ñöt å cömpètìtìöñ tö wìñ ør Lösè.
It ìs féèlìñg ìñ whìch U cärè för sömèöñè mörè thäñ yöùrsèlf.
I don''t regret the things I have done and the things I didn''t do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence
P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U

For What
Y O U
Are ... !! (",)
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
''*D*''
''*O*''
''*S*''
''*T*''

It''s a Package of Feelings,

Nobody can Make it,

Nobody can Delete it,

Nobody can Explain it,

Only "We" can "Feel" it...
If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
Friends are like Colour Pencils..
They colour our lives,
I may not b your favourite colour,
But hope u''ll need me some where 2 complete your Picture....
duniya kehti hai jise main chahta hon
wo chand ka ik tukra hay
per ham kehty hain hum jise chahte hain
chand uska ek tukra hai
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!"
Time goes so fast,life asks so much.

No wonder friends get out of touch.

But in hearts,

deep true unseen friendship stays

forever and ever.
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi