When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2611 views       Friendship

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Friends r Lyk Crayons
They Color Our Life
By Their Shades
I May Not B The Ur
Fvr8 Color
But
Hope U''ll Need Me
Somewhere To
Complete Ur Picture ... :)

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Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2

Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
NA ZUBAN SAY
NA NIGAHON SAY
NA DEEMAG SAY
NA RANGOO SAY
NA GREETINGS SAY
NA GIFT SAY
*I MISS U* direct dil say thiz is by friend
Friends are like hairs of head,
you might lose some,
but with enough money u can buy them back./...
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends with death
Dosti Is Something
That No One Can Hate

Dosti Is A Passion
We Can Never Rate

Dosti Can Happen
Anytime Early Or Late

Dosti Is Only Medicine
Without Expiry Date ... =)
Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it.
Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it.
Write your name on hearts of your friends,
thats where it will stay.
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love,
bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship
rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
There was a definite process by which one made people into friends,
and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time.
La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!
Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
Hamari Dosti Bonanza Jaisi Nahi K SInce 1925

Pepsi Jaisi Bhi nahi K Ye DiL Mange More

Ye To STATE LIFE INSURANCE jaisi Hai

"ZINDAGI K SATH BHI, ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI"