When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3175 views       Friendship

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Awesome Self Respect Line I Have
Ever Heard...
"If its going to be hard
for People to Choose between Me 'n
Someone Else
I would allow them to Choose the Other One
because
I 'm not an OPTION".. !
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I"ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
A relationship is not based on
the Length of time you Spent Together,

its based on the Foundation you Built Together.
Hearts could only luv for a while,
feet cud only walk for a mile,
clothes won"t forever be in style
but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
Dear friends,

Just read this and understand.. ....
They love you.. but they are not your lover....

They care for you, but they are not from your family...

They are ready to share your pain , but they are not in yur blood relation.

Theyare..... ...


FRIENDS!!!!!
In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Let There Be Laughter

And

Sharing Pleasures ... [=
Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep It''s Roots Have Grown
A Friend Is Like A Shade Tree
Beside A Summer Way.

A Friend Is Like The Sunshine
That Makes A Perfect Day.

A Friend Is Like A Flower
That''s Worn Close To The Heart.

A Friend Is Like A Treasure
With Which One Will Not Part.
A FrIeNd OpEnS
a CoNvErSaTion WiTh
A FuLl NeWz BuLleTiN
oN hIs LiFe ...


But


A ReAl FrIeNd Sayz


"WhAt''s NeW wItH YoU ..." (:
some thing can not be described......
some moments can not be shared......
some feelings can not be explained....
some words can not be described.....
but.....nothing can be hidden from a true
A cute thought 4 those who believe in Friendship..
Its not necessary 2 share every secret b/w true friends.
but the thing is watever u share shud be true!
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.
Face is a book, try 2 read it.
Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it
& Friendship is like a mirror never break it!