When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3621 views       Friendship

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Kabhi ansu kabhi khushi bechi,
hum garibon ne bebasi bechi,
chand sanse hain kharidne ke liye,
roz marti hui zindgi bechi.
Stane lage mujhe jb mere hi saye,
preshan hoke maine roshni bechi.
Ek hum the jo khud hi bik gaye,
vrna logon ne dosti bechi
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn''t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
Thee Soul Of The Word
"F r I e N d S h I p"
Lies In The Poineer Alphabet
Coz
"F" Is Faith What Really Brings
To Us An Authentic
"F r I e N d S h I p" (=
Friendship Is Like Milking A Cow

If You Milk Too Often, You Won''t Get Much Milk.

If You Don''t Milk Enough, The Milk Is Sour And The Cow Is Soar.

But

If You Milk Regularly, The Milk Is Sweet, Plentiful,
And
The Cow Is Happy... <-:
How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.
Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!
Friends are like mirror
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
Sometimes I Want To Shout
To The World
"How Lucky I m To Have You As My Friend"
But
Sometimes I Want To Hush ...
Afraid That
"Somebody Might Take You Away From Me"
Distances never separates any relation,
Time never builds any relation.
If feelings are true from heart,
Then frnds are always frnds 4evr
sawaal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,

swaal maut ka nhi saans ka hY,

Dost to Dunia main Boht Hain maGar,

sawal Dosti ka Nhi Aitbaar ka hY.
I d0n''T
NeEd a FrIeNd
WhO
ChaNgEs
WhEn
I
ChaNgE
aNd
wHo NoDs
WhEn
I NoD . . .
mY
ShaDoW
DoEs
ThAt
MuCh
BeTtEr . . . ! ! !