When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3785 views       Friendship

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When Your
Friend Lies To You
Is Is Not His Fault
Actually
But Is Your''z
Because
You Didn''t Give Him
Proper Space To Tell
The Truth ...

~ Shakespare ~
Na salaam yaad rakhna
na paigaam yaad rakhna
ho sake tho zindagi mein
hamara naam yaad rakhna
Startz wid
"hi"


Changez to "wassup"

Growz to
"oye pagal"

Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"

Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&

finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)
heart is like crystal...
preserve it,
love is like perfume....
spread it,
feelings are like flood...
flow it,
friendship is like umbrella,,,,

come lets share it..
A true friend scolds like a DAD..

Cares like a MOM..

Teases like a SISTER..

Irritates like a BROTHER..

and finally loves U more than a LOVER.

Send this to all ur gud friends even me if I am 1 of them.
Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself,

"Where the hell did I meet these crazy people?"

But then I think "What the hell would I do without them" (:
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
is Ka Wajood Nahi Wo hasti Kis Kaam ki

Jahan Dil Na Lage Wo basti Kis Kaam Ki

Yaad Aap Ki Aaye Aur Hum SMS Na Kaaren

Tou Phir Aisi Dosti Kis Kaam ki . . . ;->
friendship is a gift when it is new..
it"s a miracle when it is true..

but u know wat?

it"s a blessing when it is you(",).
Woh Beparwa Hi Sahi Dost To Apna hai FARAZ Aadat ki Baat Aur Hai Wo Dil ka Bura Nahi
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache
aap nazar aate hain..
My Friendship Means ...

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

&

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks :)