When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3058 views       Friendship

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FRIENDSHIP ...

Is A CoMfOrTiNg SmIlE ...

A FaMiLiaR sMilE
ThAt WarMs ThE HeaRt

&

ThE FrEeDoM tO bE tHe PeRsOn
GoD InTeNdEd .... =)
Friends should be like zero''s. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.
If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...
A Loving smile &a heart of gold
ur dearest person ths world cn hold
Though heart fails & life deprts
u''ll live as a frnd 4ever in my heart.
Aksar dosti karne wale,
apne dost ki tarif karte rehte hain
Taki wo unse juda na ho jaye.
Hum isliye khamosh rehte hain,
taki un par koi aur fida na ho jaye.
Phulo se bagiya mahekti rahe ,
sitaro se duniya chamkati rahe,
hum rahe na rahe,
dua h rab se aapki kismat har dam chamkti rahe....
A to Z

A= A Wonderful Person
B= Best
C= Careful
D= Decent
E= Efficient,Exuberant
F= Friendly
G= Great
H= Hardy
I= Intelligent
J= Jocund
K= Knowledgable,Kindhearted
L= Lucky
M= Merciful
N= Noble
O= Open minded
P= Peerless
Q= Quizzical
R= Reliable
S= Sincere
T= Telented
U= Unique
V= Very Especial
W= Worthy
X= Xone de Shaan
Y= Youthful
Z= Zealous
Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never
D e D i C a T e D

Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))
A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,
forgives wen u say im sorry,
feels hapy wen u say i luv u,
smiles wen u say i mis u.
but dies wen u say forget me