When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2810 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur
Hai.!
UN KO TO BHOOL KR B NA AAI HAMARI YAD
OR HUM INTAZAR-E- SHOQ MEN JAN SAY GUZAR GAYAY.
DEDICATED TO MY FRIEND ......MUZA,,IL MUSTAFA
A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
A good frnd-
Not easy to obtain..

Once obtained-
Difficult to maintain..

Once lost-
Impossible to regain..

Moral:-
KEEP ME SAFE!!
Rahe pardes me to vatan ki yaad Aayi,

Khai thoker to Maa- Baap ki yaad Aayi.

Dushman mile zindagi me bahut,

Lekin dosti ke naam se bas Aapki yaad Aayi
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I"ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Life Is A Blank Page.

Each Frnd Holds A Pen

Nd Writes Their Own $TORY

In Everyones LIFE..!

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Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday, What''s more important is in our busy lives, We SMS each other! :->
FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE ThInG...

V FiNd OuRsElVeS tElLiNg EaCh OtHeR

D dEePeSt DeTaIlS oF oUr LiVeS...

ThInGs v DoN''t EvEn ShArE wId

D FaMiLiEs WhO rAiSeD Us...
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
Friendship Is a Language Spoken By Heart
Not Written On Paper
Not Given By Pledge
It’s a Promise Renewed Every Time We Contact