When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3113 views       Friendship

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You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,

A Lawyer And Defend Lives,

A Soldier And Protect Lives,

Or Simply Be YOURSELF,

A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life...;->
Mehek dosti ki, kisi ishq se kam nahin hoti,
yeh duniyan ishq pe khatam nahin hoti,
agar saath ho zindagi mein sacche doston ka
toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahin hoti!
Yad ae kabhi to akhen band na karna,

Hum chale bhi jae to gum na karna,

Ye zaruru nahi har riste ka koi nam ho,

Par dosti ka ehsas dil se kam na larna.
Hama Guman Tha K Chaha Hamma Zamana Na,
Aziz Sab Ko Tha Magar Zarooraton Ki Tarha...!
Alone i can say bt 2gthr v can chat,
Alone i can smile bt 2gthr we cn laugh,
Alone i can live bt 2gthr we cn celebrate.
Dis is d magic of r frdship.
Gam k andhiya me hum saawr jaenge,

Nadi hai sumander me utar jaenge,

Hume marne k lye fasi ki zarurat nahi zarrat nahi,

Dosti ko bhula do hum yuhi mar jaenge.
Alphabetic advice for you:-
A B C
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F
Don''t Entertain Fools.
G H I
Go for High Ideas.
J K L M
Just Keep Lovely friend like Me
FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE ThInG...

V FiNd OuRsElVeS tElLiNg EaCh OtHeR

D dEePeSt DeTaIlS oF oUr LiVeS...

ThInGs v DoN''t EvEn ShArE wId

D FaMiLiEs WhO rAiSeD Us...
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!"
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
Friendship Is Not Written By Chalk

2 Erase Or Write Again.

It''s Written With Da Ink Of Love

On The Wall Of Heart

Once Written Can''t Be Changed Dat Frndship.