When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3262 views       Friendship

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Tum na mano ye haqikat hai,
Dosti insan ki zarurat hai,
Kisi din aao hamari mehfil me,
Jan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.

mother"s love

father"s advice

brother"s care

sister"s fight

baby"s smile

&

Oye "apni frndhip..yaar"....
Friendship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.
*%*
*. .*
( ._, )
*==* friendship
need no
promises,
no demands and
no expectations.
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u
Facts Are GOD''S Argument ...

We Should Be Carefull

Never To

Misunderstand

Or

Prevent Them
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
The Rain May Be Falling Hard Outside,
But Your Smile Makes It All Alright.
I''m So Glad That You''re My Friend.
I Know Our Friendship Will Never End.
Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !
Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person

because u neither have to weigh ur
thoughts nor measure ur words....
A "Friend" Is One
Special Person Who
Can Pull Out A
Happy Tear From
Your Eye ...
Even If You Don''t
Have Tears To
Cry ... (: