When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3781 views       Friendship

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sawaal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,

swaal maut ka nhi saans ka hY,

Dost to Dunia main Boht Hain maGar,

sawal Dosti ka Nhi Aitbaar ka hY.
A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge...
patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge...
kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain...
ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Are Like
R.A.I.N.B.O.W
They Brighten Your
L.I.F.E
After You Have
Gone Through A
S.T.O.R.M ... :)
Life can b hard,

nt always fun.

Night brings darkness

and morning brings sun.

Wn life seems tough

n nobdy seems to care,

Dil se Karna yaad,

I''ll b there.
Be Slow To Fall In
FRIENDSHIP



But




When Thou Art In





Continue Firm
And
Constant . . . [-_-]
Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your
friends, and me if I
am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are
the numbers of what
kind of friend you are based on how many you get
back..

1-3 ~ you''re a bad friend
4-6 ~ you''re an okay friend
7-9 ~ you''re a good friend
10+ ~ you''re great friend
ajj jab humne bandh ki apni annkhain
tou app sab say zyada khush nazar aye
agar yehi tarekia hai app ko khush dekhne ka
tou dua hai yeh ankhain hamesha k liye band ho jaye
''''Art of LIVING''''


1st of All
Don''t make frnds
if Done
Then Don''t Go much 2 close them,
if Gone

Then Don''t Love them,

if loved

Then plz Don''t Leave them
ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.
is zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
aur ye pagal chand se DOSTI kar baitha...
Once In A While
We Meet Someone
Who Makes Us Feel So Good
Who Seems To Understand Us
In A Way Few People Could
Someone Who''s Truly Glad
For Us
When Things Are Going Well
Who''s Always There To Listen
When We Are Something
Now To Tell ...
Once In a While,
We Find Someone
On Who We Can Depend
I Know Because
I Found In You
A Truly Wonderful
F.R.I.E.N.D ... (''.'')

~EpPiE fRiEnDsHiP dAy~
After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That''s how we are here...!! (: