When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3593 views       Friendship

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Aisi Kia Dua Doon Tum Ko , Jo Tumhari Labon Pe hansi k Phool Khila day..
Bass Yehi Dua Hai Meri , Sitaron Si Roshni Khuda Tumhari Taqdeer bana De ...

( AMEEN )
waqt tera gulam hoga,
har pal pe tera hi naam hoga,
jara mudke dekh E mere dost,
har kadam par mera saath hoga.
In Life,
We Meet A Lot Of
People,
But
Make Frndz Wid Few
In Those Few
Some Touch Our Life
In Such A Way
That
Their Presence Is Felt
In Their Absence ... :)

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache
aap nazar aate hain..
Only Your

Real Friends


Will Tell

You


When

Your Face


Is Dirty.


~Sicilian Proverb
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi
If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death..
I''LL spend 23:55 min with U..
U must b thinking abt last 5 min..
Tab main tumhara bhi gala daba donga..
kio FRIEND
Sath nahi Chalega ... :P:P
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...
The Only Difference Between

A Wise Man And A Stupid Man

Is The Magnitude

Of Their Mistakes ...
What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…