When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3054 views       Friendship

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~BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT~

"When Someone
Allows You To
Bear His Burdens,
You Have
Found Deep
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p ..." (:
Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your
Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You
Can...
Now Breath...
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You''ve Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don''t Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=
A friend is like an angle, who lifts us off our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
The world is like a mirror if u face it smiling, it smiles right back.
girl: what do you like in me?
boy: Those two white big balls having black dots in it...
girl: what???
boy: yes i like your eyes. its really beautiful
A FrIeNd OpEnS
a CoNvErSaTion WiTh
A FuLl NeWz BuLleTiN
oN hIs LiFe ...


But


A ReAl FrIeNd Sayz


"WhAt''s NeW wItH YoU ..." (:
Usne dur rehna ka mashwara b likha hai,
Saath he DOSTI ka wasta b likha hai,
Usne ye bhi likha hai mere ghar na aana,
Or saaf lafzo me rasta bhi likha hai


Tujhe chahne wale kum na hongein
waqt kay saath shayad hum na hongien
chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyar dayna
lakin teri yaadon ke haqdar sirf hum hi hongein
Achevement in you life is not wheres in a year u make 1000 friends in a year,, but an achievement is what u be wid ur 1 best fren fo 1000 years..

Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi...
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile,
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi.....
1day I may die
wiTout sayng
gud bye2 U!
Bt I''ll nevr
4get2 say
THANK U!
Bcoz U hve givn
me 1of loveliest
friendship ever in
my life!
H-m T-m
will never complete without "u"
&
fr-end sh-p will never complete without "i"
so "u" & "i" must be there 4 ever 2 keep hum tum frnds 4 ever...!