When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3134 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Friendship is a 1 Way Road

to be Travelled by Two,

with Hand in Hand,

2 Care,

2 Share,

2 Forgive,

2 Love

&

2 Say Silently

"I''m Always with U".
dosti yakin pe tiki hoti hai,
ye diwar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai,
kabhi fursat mile to padhna kitab risto ki,
dosti khoon ke risto se badi hoti hai
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday, What''s more important is in our busy lives, We SMS each other! :->
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya
Sabse alag sabse nayare ho aap
Tareef kabhi puri na ho itne pyare ho aap
aaj pata chala ki zamena q jalta hai humse
Qki dost to akhir hamre ho aap
My Everything Friend


You magnify my happiness
When I am feeling glad
You help to heal my injured heart
Whenever I am sad


You’re such a pleasure in my life
I hope that you can see
How meaningful your friendship is
You’re a total joy to me


Many ppl give U
"Crying Tears n Laughing Smiles"
But
Dere r few ppl who give U "Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles"
Those very few r called
"REAL FRIENDS" (:
1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U
but 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U
Mehfil me hasna to mera mizaz ban gaya,

tanhai me rona ek raaz ban gaya.

Dil ke dard ko chere se zahir na hone diya,

yahi zindagi jine ka andaz ban gaya.
Rahe pardes me to vatan ki yaad Aayi,

Khai thoker to Maa- Baap ki yaad Aayi.

Dushman mile zindagi me bahut,

Lekin dosti ke naam se bas Aapki yaad Aayi