When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3065 views       Friendship

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Na dil ko juda “kijiye” Zara soch samjh kar yeh faisla “kijiye” agar aap jee sakte hain bin mere,To phir mere marne ki dua “Kijiye
People say, we need maps to find treasures.But i proved them wrong.Coz wthout a map I found YOU!

And you will be treasured forever.
dosti ma choti choti baton se shikwa na kerna,
gila tab kerna jab hum dosti toor dengay,
Q kay
aisa tabhi
hoga..
jab hum ye duniya chor dengay..
Aaj Rutha Hua 1 Dost Yad Aaya, Accha Guzra
Hua Waqt Yad Aaya, Jo Mere Dard Ko Sine Me
Chupa Leta Tha, Aaj Jab Dard Hua To Wo Bhut
Yad Aaya.
wo aaya tha mehfil me magar shoq se nhe
wo pas to betha tha magar dil se nh
kon kehta hai use piyar nh tha
piyar to tha maga afsos mujh se nh....
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?
Socho
Socho.
Nahi Maloom..!!!!
Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega..
Friendship is a mercury drop...
If its
dropped...
Impossible to
Recollect...
So
don''t drop your friends.!
Stay in touch
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are
P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U

For What
Y O U
Are ... !! (",)
Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
Aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna
Khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
The Day You Came In My Life,
I Felt You As My Best 0ne.
I Judged You Not By Your Beauty or
Tone,
But
Because I Felt You As My 0wn. Be With Me Forever.. !
PaIn Of MisSinG FrIeNdS iSn''T tHiEr aBsEnCe . . .
BuT
ItS WhEn U ThInK oF ThE gOOd TyMs u HaVe ShaReD & U aSk UrSeLf
"WiLl ThOsE mOmEnTs eVeR hApPeN aGaIn"
ThAt''s FrIeNdsHiP