When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2989 views       Friendship

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FRIENDSHIP is medicine For any kind of pain But Be sure dat Therz no medicine in de world for d pain given by FRIENDSHIP!
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro,
dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
sur ha na taal ha
deekh mara kia haal ha
rang barangi is dunia main
tare dosti bay misaal hai
UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR SMILE IS ANALGESIC

UR LOOK IS ANTIFLAMATORY

UR PRESENCE IS ANTISEPTIC

DATS WHY UR MY FAVOURITE DRUG....!!

I M ADDICTED 2 UR FRIENDSHIP.....!!
be careful in selection of words bcz words spoken are like an
arrow shooted from a bow ur harsh words may bring scratches on
the cd of heart!
Friend ship is like a snow ball. Easy to make it but heart to keep it. Dil
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
F. R . I . E . N . D . S

Are Like Walls

Sometimes You Lean On Them

And

Sometime Its Just Enough
To Know

"They Are There..." :->
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
Friends
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place...!!
From Today


4th Sunday


Is A Special Day


3rd August


Guess It



No Idea






Its Friendship Day



I Am
D
1st
To
Wish
You!
Never keep your good friends in your eyes
They may fall as tears from your eyes
Always place them in your heart
So that every heart-beat remind you
That THERE IS SOMEONE FOR YOU