When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3919 views       Friendship

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A friend is like an angle, who lifts us off our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
The world is like a mirror if u face it smiling, it smiles right back.
Mustakil is jahan main tum bhi nahin.
Mustakil is jahan main hum bhi nahin.
Na musarrat hi mustakil hai yahan.
Mustakil is jahan main Ghum bhi nahin.
Phir adawat hi mustakil hi kyoun ho.
Aao kuch is tarha na ker dekhen.
In andheron main roshni ker lain.
Aao Dosti ker lain.
Aao Dosti ker lain.
1 Seed Can Create A Forest.

1 Smile Can Start A

Relationship.

1 Touch Can Show

Love-N-Care.

And A Friend Like

You Can Bring Meanin 2 Live
• A FRIEND IS:

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!
I d0n''T
NeEd a FrIeNd
WhO
ChaNgEs
WhEn
I
ChaNgE
aNd
wHo NoDs
WhEn
I NoD . . .
mY
ShaDoW
DoEs
ThAt
MuCh
BeTtEr . . . ! ! !
Secret Of Friendship
Isn’t Finding A Perfect Friend But Loving Imperfect Friend Perfectly
True Friendship Doesn’t Have Any Ending
It Simply Never Ends
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art....
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

Love risks degenerating into obsession,

friendship is never anything but sharing.
Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship.,



Bcoz Friends Are Like Diamonds.,



When You Hit Them
They Don''t Break.,



But
May Slip Away From Your Life...!!!
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends
The Words That Escape

A Friend''s Mouth Are

"I''ll Be There When You Say You Need Me"

But The Words That Are Unheard

From A True Friend''s Heart Are

"I''ll Be There...

Whether You Say

You Need Me Or Not."
Dosti ki hai nibhayenge hum pahle,
musibat koi aaye to hath badhayenge hum pahle,
jine ko to ji lenge hum zindgi,
agar maut aayi to jayenge hum pahle.