When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3264 views       Friendship

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A good friend is like a Fragrance
When you remind of it
It makes you happy and feel good
And you are my good friend
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai
Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,we r not able 2 meet
Even if we meet.. It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop.
A Friend Is A Sweet Gift

An Emotnal Lift

A Heart Healer

A Mood Chiller

A Gem So Rare

An Answerd Prayer

A Hapy Mate

In

1 Word Its YOU

My Dear
waqt tera gulam hoga,
har pal pe tera hi naam hoga,
jara mudke dekh E mere dost,
har kadam par mera saath hoga.
Friendship Is Not Written By Chalk

2 Erase Or Write Again.

It''s Written With Da Ink Of Love

On The Wall Of Heart

Once Written Can''t Be Changed Dat Frndship.
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai,
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
Nation Will
Rise & Fall

Wars Will be
Lost & Won

Lives Will
Begin & End

But

A True Friend
Is Eternal ...
The Glory Of Friendship Is Not Th

Outstretched Hand, Nor The Kindly Smile,

Nor The Joy Of Companionship.

It Is The Spiritual Inspiration That Comes

To You When You Discover That

Someone Else Beleives

In You And Is Willing To

Trust You With A Friendship
Friends
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place...!!