When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2645 views       Friendship

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A Friend Is Like A Shade Tree
Beside A Summer Way.

A Friend Is Like The Sunshine
That Makes A Perfect Day.

A Friend Is Like A Flower
That''s Worn Close To The Heart.

A Friend Is Like A Treasure
With Which One Will Not Part.
Jab-Jab tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab-tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga,
ghum yeh nahi hai ki woh bhool gaye humko
ghum yeh hai ki Ro-Ro kar Bhulaya hoga.
love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends with death
Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi

Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi

Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega

Aur

Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi

Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega

Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.

Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi
Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi

-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--
Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nai hoti
dosti sirf jazbat nai hoti ,
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko tumhari bhalai ka
warna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nai hoti.
Friendship is like standing on wet cement,
the longer you stay the harder it is to leave,
and you can never go without leaving your foot
print behind...
The Test Of Friendship Dosen''t Comes When U R 2gether.

It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite

The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There...
Friendship Is Like A War


Easy To Start


Difficult To End And Impossible To Forget


So I''m Having

"WAR"

With U

And I Hope U Don''t Want

"PEACE" Too. . . :->
Friendship Is Like Milking A Cow

If You Milk Too Often, You Won''t Get Much Milk.

If You Don''t Milk Enough, The Milk Is Sour And The Cow Is Soar.

But

If You Milk Regularly, The Milk Is Sweet, Plentiful,
And
The Cow Is Happy... <-:
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
Friendships May Be

Like The Seasons,


Blowing Hot And Cold,

Ever-Changing,

But Always Needed

Whatever The Weather
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day!
7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week!
4 Sweet weaks make 1 seet month
1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!