When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2567 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
Think About It

One Of The Gr8est
Titles, V Can Have Is
"OLD FRIEND"
V Never Appreciate
How Important "OLD
FRIENDS" Are
Until
V r Older, The Problem
Is, V Need To Start Our
Old Friendships, When
V r Young. V Then
Have To Nurture &
Grow Those
Friendships Over Our
Middle Age When A
Busy Life & Changing
Geographies Can Cause
Us To Neglect Those
Friends.
Today Is The Day To
Invest In Those People
V Hope Will Call Us
"OLD FRIENDS" In The
Years To Come ... (:
KIYA MANGOUN KHUDA SE TUM KO PAANE KE BAAD .
KIS KA KAROON INTIZAR TERE AANE KE BAAD .
KIYOUN DOST KE LIYE JAAN LOUTA DEATE HAIN LOG .
MUJHE MEALOUM HOWA TUMHEIN DOST BANANE KE BAAD .
Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.
Time and distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
Its not an achievement to make 1000''s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000''s years.
Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,
Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,
kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,
Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,
NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,
Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,
Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko
badal lete hain,
Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,
Aisi Kia Dua Doon Tum Ko , Jo Tumhari Labon Pe hansi k Phool Khila day..
Bass Yehi Dua Hai Meri , Sitaron Si Roshni Khuda Tumhari Taqdeer bana De ...

( AMEEN )
In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Let There Be Laughter

And

Sharing Pleasures ... [=
Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it.
Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it.
Write your name on hearts of your friends,
thats where it will stay.
Hundred Words Of A Friend Can Never Give Pain

But

A True Friend''s Silence Can Give Hundred Tears In Heart . . .