When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3620 views       Friendship

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Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai...
zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai...
milale hai hath jinse dosti ka...
un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai...!
Someday whn the book of my life ENDS

I know that u''ll be one of its MOST BEAUTIFUL

CHAPTER& if ever i get 2 read it again

I''ll open it from the page WE MET.
"i thought u r very busy

so dint disturb u"

dis is d main reason behind most broken friendships...

so keep disturbing ur frnds as i did!!!
I Miss Ur Face
I Miss Ur Voice
I Miss Ur Smile
I Miss Ur Call
I Miss Ur Company
But
I Nevr Mis Ur
Honest & Sweetest
FRIENDSHIP
Vacancy available

Post... True Friend

Ability... Loving & Caring

Experience... Not Required

Duty... To Sms Daily

Salary... Never Ending Love

To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
Pyar se bada koi tohfaa nahi hota
Bewafi se bada koi dhoka nahi hota
Kabhi na thukrana dosto ko
kyoki es se bada koi bharosha nahi hota
Aasman se utari hai,
taro se sajai hai,
chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Mere DOST sambhal kar rakhna ye DOSTI,
ye meri jindagi bhar ki kamai ha na
A friendship can weather most things and
thrive in thin soil but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small
silly presents every so often just to save it
from drying out completely
Friendship Is a Sea
&
Friends are Fishes..
U r my Golden Fish..

I"LL Keep U Save in My Heart..
If u Try To Go away From me
Kasam se!
Fry kr K BiLLi ko KhiLa Doonga...
Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum Gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.

Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.
There comes that mysterious meeting in life
when someone acknowledges who we are and what
we can be, igniting the circuits of our
highest potential.
One Who Just Smiles At U All times Doesn''t Become Ur True Friend

But

One Who Fills Ur Soul With Love & Wipes Ur Tear

Is Ur Real Friend …:)