When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3988 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai...
zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai...
milale hai hath jinse dosti ka...
un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai...!
Friendship Is Little More Trust Little Less Try,

Little More Faith Little Less Fight,

Little More Laugh Little Less Cry,

Little More WE Little Less I.
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..
Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
A Friend Is Someone

Who Can See The Truth

And Pain In You

Even When You

Are Fooling

Everyone Else.
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
" Read Carefully "

Do you Know The Relation between your Two Eyes?

They
Blink Together,
Move Together,
Cry Together,
See Things Together And Sleep Together.

Though They never see each other,

Friendship Should be just like that.

Life is Hell without Friends.
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum
Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed
Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi
Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!
Few Moments In
FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating

- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (: