When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3684 views       Friendship

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Friends R Like Films, Some R Musical,
Some R Romantic, Some R Adventurous,
Some R Comedy & Yet Others Are Tragedy,
But Very Few Like U R Oscar Winning.
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
A dEeP fRiEnDsHiP
Is LiKe A RaInBoW
WhEn ThE pErFeCt
AmOuNtS oF
hApPiNeSs & TeArS
aRe MiXeD,
ThE ReSUlT iS a CoLoRfUl
bRiDgE bEtwEeN tWo HeArTs ... :)
The Light Of

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like The Light Of

P.H.O.S.P.H.O.R.U.S

Seen Plainest When

All Around Is Dark ... (:
Friends Are Like Fish

U have To Sit Patiently For A Long Tym To Catch A Nice One . . .

Just Like I Caught You

You Better Stay Nice Or Sould I Fry u . . . =)
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is not only made for lovers;
its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart & Laves It There...
Foever

But

A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below & Kick It Out...
Forever ... =]
plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b''coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you
FrIeNdShIp Is
A pRiCeLeSs
GiFt ThAt CaN''t Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd
BuT
tO hAvE aN
uNdErStandInG ...
FrIeNd Is FaR mOrE
wOrTh ThAn GoLd ..
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
.
a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
Friends should be like zero''s. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.
1day
Monday,
Went 2
Tuesday,
2 See
Wednesday,
& Ask
Thursday,
Whether
Friday
Has Told
Saturday
Dat
SUNDAY
Iz
"FRIENDSHIP DAY"