When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2669 views       Friendship

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Nahin pata tha ki zindagi mein
Aapsa bhi koi dost aayega....
Lekin agar Khuda ne bakshi Zindagi dobara
Toh aapki kasam vapas yeh dil aapki hi dosti ko chaahega
Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak...




Suraj ki dosti subah se sham tak...




"Par Hamri Dosti...!






Pehli Mulakaat see aakhri Sans tak?
We met it was Luck!
We talked it was CHANCE!
We became friends it was DESTINY!
We are still friends it is FAITH!
We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
FrIeNdS

Are thOsE RaRE PeOple

WhO aSk

"HoW wE aRe ... ?"

AnD

ThEn waIt tO heAr

ThE aNsWeR ... =)
Friendship Is Like Milking A Cow

If You Milk Too Often, You Won''t Get Much Milk.

If You Don''t Milk Enough, The Milk Is Sour And The Cow Is Soar.

But

If You Milk Regularly, The Milk Is Sweet, Plentiful,
And
The Cow Is Happy... <-:
Friends are Angles.. sent 4m heaven dey guide U care4 U luv U & inspire U u r one of d sweetest Angels i ever had...! hope u''ll b my Angel 4 ever...!
A Bond Of Luv,
Medal Of Trust,
Shouldr In Sadnes,
Hand In Darknes,
A Spl Relation 2hold,
A Ear Wer Secrts Can B Told
Is D Magic

Frendship!!
A short but nice sentence by a true friend
.
"Surely Hurt me with truth, but never please me with a lie"
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe hain
FRIENDZ
In The Heart
Are The Worst
Residents ...

1- They Capture
The Heart
(Qabza Group)

2- They Pay
No Rent
(Muftay)

3- They Don''t
Vacant Easily
(Dheet)

4- When They
Leave
The Place,
Is Broken
(Dehshat-Gard)
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Make a Heart Which never breaks

Make a smile which never Hurts

Make a touch which never pains

And make a Friendship which never ends . . .