When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3486 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

LOVE IS LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.


BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!
A Friend Is A Sweet Gift

An Emotnal Lift

A Heart Healer

A Mood Chiller

A Gem So Rare

An Answerd Prayer

A Hapy Mate

In

1 Word Its YOU

My Dear
Friendship is like standing on wet cement,
the longer you stay the harder it is to leave,
and you can never go without leaving your foot
print behind...
Bhool jayen hum tujhe ye justuju karte rahe,,,,,,
Aur dil hi dil main teri aarzu karte rahe,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aap ki khatir ye aankhe nam raheen,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aansuon se hum wazoo karte rahe.......
dooriyon se fark nahi padta,
baat to dilon ki nazdikion se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuchh khaas logo se hai,
varna mulaqat to roj janae kitno se hoti hai
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
Make a Heart Which never breaks

Make a smile which never Hurts

Make a touch which never pains

And make a Friendship which never ends . . .
We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care,
we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom
we feel is our own. That"s Friendship, that"s Luv
Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don''t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.
May Be A Hundred
Bitter Words

Will Not Give Pain

But A

Special Friend

Silence Brings More Tears To The Heart

So Always Keep In Touch .
The best feeling in the world is
when u think that ur frnd forgot u
And
Suddenly u receive a message frm ur frnd saying
“I m missing u