When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3607 views       Friendship

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1 best book is equal to 100 books,but 1 good friend is equal to library!
love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love,because medicien works before death not after death.
Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...
ye lamhey yun he guzar jaeen gey,
shayad ham dost yun he bichar jaeen ge,
naraaz na hona hamari shrartoon se,
ye hi tu pal hain jo kal yaad aeen gey...
The Light Of

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like The Light Of

P.H.O.S.P.H.O.R.U.S

Seen Plainest When

All Around Is Dark ... (:

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!
sawaal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,

swaal maut ka nhi saans ka hY,

Dost to Dunia main Boht Hain maGar,

sawal Dosti ka Nhi Aitbaar ka hY.
F.r.i.e.n.d.s

Are Angels ...

Who Lift Us

To Our Feet

When Our Wings

Have Trouble Remembering

How To Fly ... :)
I say and You listen Its a good Friendship You say and I listen Its a better Friendship But I don’t say and You understand, Is best Friendship…
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.
FrIeNdShIp Is
A pRiCeLeSs
GiFt ThAt CaN''t Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd
BuT
tO hAvE aN
uNdErStandInG ...
FrIeNd Is FaR mOrE
wOrTh ThAn GoLd ..