When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3252 views       Friendship

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Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
Is dil main yaadon ke male hian,
Tum bin bohut akele hain,
Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian,
Dekho hum kitne wale hian.
"Tears of EYES are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"
"Life with FRIENDS is Most
Wonderful".. !!
Don''t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves
FrIeNdS aRe ThE

BaCon BiTs

In thE

SaLad BoWl

Of LiFe ... (=
Every One In This Beautiful World

Has An Individual Name

But

We All Together Have A common Name

Called

"FRIENDS"

In Our Beautiful Hearts
Friendship grows out of chance
Meeting a mere glance
& Then a smie
& Touches the heart in
More ways then one
Isn''t it great
How We have grown
From being perfect strangers
To who We Are today
I''m fortunate to have found
A wonderful Friend like YOU

Happy Friendship Day
How friends break? both frnd will think the other is
busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think y should i contact.
Here ur love will be converted to hate.
Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.
They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will
meet and blame 1 another.
So keep in touch with all our frnds
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Haqeqat Mohabbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar main bewafai hoti hai,
Hamari taraf haath barha kar to dekh dosti ka,
Dostey main kitni sachai hoti hai.

Longest Love Is Mothers Love....
Shortest Love Is Others Love....
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love...
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love...
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
but I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends