When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2866 views Friendship

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Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

A Friend mean

What does a Friend mean?
.
FRIEND Stands for
F: Forever with you
R: Remembers you in his prays
I: Increase you Joys
E: Enters into your heart
N: Never hurts you
D: Decrease you sorrows

I am proud my dear "friend"

Don''t Try To

Don''t Try To
Have Friend Who Can
Achieve Great Heights,
Have A Friend
Who Can Hold When
You Fall From
The Greatest height ..!!

Good Friends Are

Good Friends Are One In A Million.
Good Friends Are Stories To Share.
Good Friends Know The Path To Your
Happiness, And They Walk With You
All The Way There.

Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.
Good Friends Are Laughter And Tears.
Good Friends Are Emotions So Deep
That The Trust Just Keeps Growing

F r I e N d S h I p

F r I e N d S h I p

Is LiKe A bAnK aCcOuNt ...

YoU cAnNoT cOnTiNuE tO dRaW oN iT

WiThOuT

MaKiNg DePoSiTs ... (=

Frnd is 1 who tolerates

Frnd is 1 who tolerates ur worst MOOD,

Manages to smile on ur idiotic JOKE,

Tries 2understand ur craziest DREAM,

n Helps 2deal with ur PROBS..

Always n 4ever..

MY friendship is

MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,it "ll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

Not the lack

Not the lack of love,
but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

Friendship Is Needless

Friendship Is Needless

Like Philosophy

Like Art

It Has No Survival Value

Rather

It Is One Of Those Things That Give Value To Survival. . . .

You make 10 friends

You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--

A Friend Is Someone

A Friend Is Someone Who

Knows The Song

In Your Heart

And Can Sing It Back

To You When You Have

Forgotten The Words.

i knocked at heaven

i knocked at heaven"s door,Allah asked wat can i do 4 u .i said
plz protect,save & bless this one is reading this msg.ALLAH smiled
& replied "GRANTED".

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When you are

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