When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2847 views       Friendship

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God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .
Don''t only be close with someone who

makes you happy. Be close with someone

who can''t be happy without you.it
makes a lot of difference in life....
U Can Nvr Find A Perfect Frnd In Me

Coz Wat Makes Me Human

Is My Imprefection

But I GUARANTEE That

I''ll ALWAYS B Ur

FRIEND Not Perfect But True
LIFE IS 5 STAR
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,
ACTION STAR IS
FATHER,
ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,
TOP STAR IS
LOVER
&
THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "RoCk3r"
*If You Are In Love:
-Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It 'coz Nothing Lasts Forever
*If You Just Broke Up:
-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy
-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are
There
-Hug More People
-Stop Listening To Music! It Only
Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single 'n Alone:
-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can
Blame You
-Enjoy Every Opportunity
-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!
ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH''s choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky :-)
To Meet A
F.R.I.E.N.D
Like You ...
Is Like ,
The Delight Of
R.A.I.N
After A Long
D.R.O.U.G.H.T ... :)
Haqeqat Mohabbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar main bewafai hoti hai,
Hamari taraf haath barha kar to dekh dosti ka,
Dostey main kitni sachai hoti hai.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other''s eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love''s seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.
Friendship is certainly the finest balm


for the pangs of disappointed love.
love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends with death