When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2845 views       Friendship

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"Read Carefully And Get The
Meaning"...
"Minimum Love is Friendship"
'n
"Maximum Friendship is Love"
Strange But True.. !!
Life Is Sea

Heart Is Sea-Shore

It Doesn''t Matter How Many Waves Are There

But

Matters Which One Touches The Shore . . .
Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication.
Zamane se kab ke hum gujar gaye hote,
thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
bandhey the to bas tere dosti ke dhage mai,
warna kabke motiyo jaise bikar gaye hote..
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
Wo dil hi kya jo milane ki dua na kare,
tujhe bhul ke jiyu khuda na kare,
rahegi hamari dosti zindgi bhar,
ye baat alag hai ki zindgi wafa na kare.
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza..
passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread..
ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever.
Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

Oscar Wilde
Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..
Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...
Har dil faryad nahi karta, Har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta, bhool jaein aap ko ek pal k liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”