When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3163 views Friendship

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A gud frnd of mine

A gud frnd of mine asked me oneday

"wat if I broke your trust someday...."

I replied ''''trusting u was MY decision

& proving me rite is UR choice''''.

Ab Aur Manzil

Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi

plants are green

plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b''coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you

Ya dil pyar ke

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,
Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki
ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!

vishvas ki ek jor

vishvas ki ek jori hai Dosti,
betab dil ki majboori hai Dosti,
na mano to kuch nhi,

Aur

mano to zindagi ki kamzori hai Dosti..!

I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5

if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid

Zaruri nahi dosti me

Zaruri nahi dosti me bat hoti rahe,

Zaruru nahi dosti me mulakat hoto rahe,

Magar ye zaruri he ki mera dost jaha bhi rahe,

Use meri dosti ki yaad ati rahe.

What is a friend

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That''s what a friend is…you.

A Friend Is Like A

A Friend Is Like A Book .. That Has To Be Read To Appreciate Its Beauty ...

As Such You''re One Of The Finest Book Ever Written ...

How I Wish You Could Be Reprinted ! .... (:

Dear friends

Dear friends,

Just read this and understand.. ....
They love you.. but they are not your lover....

They care for you, but they are not from your family...

They are ready to share your pain , but they are not in yur blood relation.

Theyare..... ...

FRIENDS!!!!!

A friend is like g

A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.

People say

People say, we need maps to find treasures.But i proved them wrong.Coz wthout a map I found YOU!

And you will be treasured forever.

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