When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3003 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Sometimes in life we think we don"t need anyone.
But sometime we don"t have anyone when we need...
So don"t let your best buddies go ever...
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.
The Day U Came To My Life

I Crowned U My Sweetest Friend

I Judge U Not For Ur Beauty Or Tone

But

I Feel U As My Own ... :->
Ghum me mohabbat ko bhula naa dena,

mere pyaar ko yu mita naa dena.

Deewanoon se bhi zyada karta hoon mohabbat,

gair keh ke mujhe thukra naa dena
Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into
mothers
So mothers, be good to your
daughters too.. !
10 messages received,
1, HI,
2, Hello,
3, I miss U,
4 How r U?,
5, hope ur fine,
6, keep smilling,
7, Take Care,
8, God bless U,
9, Be happy,
10, Gud night.!
I’m crying,
The tears are slowly going,
I’ve got a problem,
I can find a way out,
I’ve got a friend.
My friend has got a friend.
I’m a friend with my friend.
A friend is not a friend,
Without a friend,
That’s my friend,
My friend,
Who’s got a friend.
Hearts could only luv for a while,
feet cud only walk for a mile,
clothes won"t forever be in style
but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
Zindagi behaal hai Sur hai naa taal hai,
msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
Friendship isn''t about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->
Don''t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves