When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3157 views       Friendship

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Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd
Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"
when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my friend
"S T A Y"

Is A Charming Word

In A

Friend''s Vocabulary ...

"Stay In Touch" ... (:
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.
Thee Soul Of The Word
"F r I e N d S h I p"
Lies In The Poineer Alphabet
Coz
"F" Is Faith What Really Brings
To Us An Authentic
"F r I e N d S h I p" (=
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega phone aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
Friendship isn''t about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs.
but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is
equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a
sweet dream
Friendship
Lives
inside A
Room
It
Has
A
Door
&
The
Door
Has A
LOCK
Its
KEY
Is
TRUST
if U
Lose
The
Trust
Friendship
Can never
B
FOUND.......!!!
Friendship is the
Heaviest Coin in The
Currency of Love
.
And with Your Friendship
I am the Richest person On the Earth
.
So keep me Rich forever