When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3450 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Bolti hai dosti chup rahta hai pyar!
Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar !
mailati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar
phir be kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar.
Hmari Aapki dosti Bilkul FIX hai
Love,Emotion, Sadness
Sb kuch MIX hai
Hm to Apko Na Bhulenge kbhi,
Aap Bhool na jye Bs yahi thoda RISK hai
Tera Taluq Mere L¡ye ek Tøhfa Ha Khuda Ka,
Jø Kab¡ Na Tøøtay Wø R¡shta Ha Wfa Ka
Hum Tuj Kø Kab¡ Bhula Na
Saken Gy
Tujh Se R¡shta Ha esa Jese Hath or Dua Ka
What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That''s what a friend is…you.
Dont give pa$sword of our Love and friend$hip to anybody,Becau$e if u
will $ay thi$ pa$sword "I LOVE U" It mean$ he will hack u from me
and u will go out from my hand$.....
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost,
yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye
" Zamien K Aastanoon Se Le Kar
Falak K Chand Taroon Tak,
Koe
"EHL_WAFA"
Dhoondo..........................?
Agar Hum Be-WafA Hain To."
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.


Love Says, If Anything

Happens To You,

I Am Always There
.
.
.
But
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Friendship Says,

How Can Anythin

Happen 2 U Wen I Am Wid U!
a coin to earn
buta friend easy to find
a coin depreciate
a friend appreciate
i lost a coin when i tested you
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=