When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2581 views Friendship

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Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Dilon ko khareedney

Dilon ko khareedney wale Hazar mil jayege,

Aap ko Dagha Dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,

Milega nA Aapko Hum jesa koi,

Milne ko To Dost Beshumar mil jayege.

Dua kerte hai hum

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se!
Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye!
ski raho me andhera aaye..
To roshni k liye humay jalaye

is Ka Wajood Nah

is Ka Wajood Nahi Wo hasti Kis Kaam ki

Jahan Dil Na Lage Wo basti Kis Kaam Ki

Yaad Aap Ki Aaye Aur Hum SMS Na Kaaren

Tou Phir Aisi Dosti Kis Kaam ki . . . ;->

When you fall

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!

Dost milte hain yahaan

Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,
Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,
kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,
Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,
NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,
Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,
Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko
badal lete hain,
Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,

~ A Frnd''z Prayer ~

~ A Frnd''z Prayer ~

May My Frndshp
Alwayz B
The Mst Imprtnt Thing
2 Me
Wid Special Frndz I Feel
Em Blessed
So Lemme Give My Best
I Wana Do Mch More
Thn Share
The Hopes N Plans Of
Frndz Who Care
Lemme Use My Heart 2 C
2 Realize Wht Frndz
Can B
& Make No Judgment
Frm Afar
But
Luv My Frnz D Way
They R ... (:

ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF

ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF
gOoD n SiNcErE
fRiEnDsHiP
In oUr LiVeS
iS lIkE
tHe ImPoRtAnCe Of
HeaRtBeAtS
ThEy aRe NoT vIsIbLe
BuT
tHeY sIlEnTlY sUpPoRt
OuR lIfE ... (:

My True Friends

My True Friends Have Alwayz

Given Me That

Supreme Proof Ov Devotion

A Spontaneous Aversion For

The Man I Loved

Wo laut aayega

Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.

Sabse intelligent

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

When U Ask GOD

When U Ask GOD For A Gift

Be Thnkful If He Sends

Not Diamond, Pearls O Riches

But

The Love Of Real True Friends . . . =)

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