When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3890 views       Friendship

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I''m Not A Clock Dat Can SMS U 24Hrs A Day . . .

BuT

My Heart Will B Like A Clock That Will Non-Stop Care n Pray For A Special Friend Like
YoU :)
Aaj dil puch baitha apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kiya paya hai taqdeer se? Aapki tasveer dil k aaine ko dikhai Aur kaha,
inko paya hai duniya ki bheed se..
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
.
a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
Some joys are better explained in silence,
as a smile gets more audible than laughter.
I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with
you. I just smiled..:)
A great frend is an extension of our-self

widout whom v r nt complett.

So better take care of urself

b''coz I dn''t wanna 2 loose a part of me!
Frndshp is:
Vast like UNIVERSE, High like SKY, Strng like IRON, Dip like OCEAN, Kind like MOTHER, Cute like HUM, Sweet like TUM, put 2gtha frndshp is HUMTUM
Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,
Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....
Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
har pal mere pass ho tum,
jeene ki 1 aas ho tum,
mann ka vishwas ho tum,
shayad isiliye kuch khas ho tum.
Sometime its better to bunk a class & do masti with friends...Bcoz
Today
when i look back....
Marks never make me laugh but memories
Do....
UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR SMILE IS ANALGESIC

UR LOOK IS ANTIFLAMATORY

UR PRESENCE IS ANTISEPTIC

DATS WHY UR MY FAVOURITE DRUG....!!

I M ADDICTED 2 UR FRIENDSHIP.....!!
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS,
beyond TIME &
beyond DISTANCE!...................


F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
Is The Bond

When The Ties Between Cannot Be Worn

Where Selfishness Is Out Of Question

And

Emotion Is An Art Of Devotion ... =)
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