When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3462 views       Friendship

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Hama Guman Tha K Chaha Hamma Zamana Na,
Aziz Sab Ko Tha Magar Zarooraton Ki Tarha...!
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TaZa ph00L BilKuL apKi TarH,
FarAK BuSs ItNA haI,
yEh LakH0on kI TadDaD MaiN HaIN,



oR

AaP

LakHo0N MaiN aIK HaiN.....
What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)
What does a Friend mean?
.
FRIEND Stands for
F: Forever with you
R: Remembers you in his prays
I: Increase you Joys
E: Enters into your heart
N: Never hurts you
D: Decrease you sorrows

I am proud my dear "friend"
Knock On My Heart N Door Will Be Open For Cute

FREINDS

But

It Doesn''t Apply To U

Coz

U Dont Have To Knock Anymore

U''re Already In My

HEART . . . :)
Making Friends Is Not Abt

Collecting Pearls Or Diamonds!

Its Abt Accepting One As Coal

N Wait Til D Warmth

Of Frndship

Turns It To Diamond.
Friend Is An Evergreen Relation

Which Never Thinks

Y We r Friends,

But Wen 2 Friends Miss

Each Other Their Heart

Feels Something Is Missing
You ask if we shall know our friends in heaven. Do you suppose we are greater fools there than here?
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,
lovingly touched it which turned in to u,
and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai,
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
"Tears of EYES are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"
"Life with FRIENDS is Most
Wonderful".. !!