When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3119 views       Friendship

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Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF
gOoD n SiNcErE
fRiEnDsHiP
In oUr LiVeS
iS lIkE
tHe ImPoRtAnCe Of
HeaRtBeAtS
ThEy aRe NoT vIsIbLe
BuT
tHeY sIlEnTlY sUpPoRt
OuR lIfE ... (:
In my dreams, we were never apart.
in my dreams you kept me close.
in my dreams you loved me the most.
in my dreams we''re always togather,
might as well be dreaming forever
People will come and people will go,
The seasons will change and it will show,
I will age and so will you,
But our friendship will remain strong and true!
Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

Oscar Wilde
A Friend Is

Long Sought

Hardly Found

And

With Difficulty Kept ...

o_O
The best feeling in the world is
when yOu think that ur friend forgot you
&
suddenly
yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying
“Hey I am Missing yOu “
ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH''s choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky :-)
Meri Kisi Khata Per Kabhi Naraz Na Hona,
Apni Pyari Si Muskan Kabhi Na Khonna,
Skoon Milta Hai Sun Kar App Ki Hansi Ko,
Hanste Rehna Zindagi Main Kabhi Uddas Na Hona..
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)