When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2720 views       Friendship

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The Light Of

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like The Light Of

P.H.O.S.P.H.O.R.U.S

Seen Plainest When

All Around Is Dark ... (:
I am not really your friend until

I start insulting you on a daily basis.
Someday whn the book of my life ENDS

I know that u''ll be one of its MOST BEAUTIFUL

CHAPTER& if ever i get 2 read it again

I''ll open it from the page WE MET.
Tera Taluq Mere L¡ye ek Tøhfa Ha Khuda Ka,
Jø Kab¡ Na Tøøtay Wø R¡shta Ha Wfa Ka
Hum Tuj Kø Kab¡ Bhula Na
Saken Gy
Tujh Se R¡shta Ha esa Jese Hath or Dua Ka
Met you as a stranger
Took you as a friend
Hope we meet in Heaven
where friendship never ends
DOSTI wo hy jo

“JANUARY” ki dhoop ho,

“FEBRUARY” ki barish ho,

“MARCH” ki shaam ho,

“APRIL” ki hawa ho,

“MAY” ki subah ho,

“JUNE” ki chawo’on ho,

“JULY” ki khushboo ho,

“AUGUST” ki taaron bhri raat ho,
“SEPTEMBER” ki chandni ho,

“OCTOBER” ki rim-jhim ho,

“NOVEMBER” ki bahaar ho,

“DECEMBER” ki sard raat ho,

Us sardi mai mery sard Hath hon or aap ky leay Dua ek khass ho k,
” SADA
KHUSH
RAHO “ameen”
Sign Of A True Friend ...

He Always See
The Pain Behind Ur Eyes
At That Time

When Everyone Says

"Man ! You Smile A Lot ..."
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends
Wishing To be Friends Is Quick Work

But

Friendship Is Slow Ripening Fruit ...
Difference between Good Friend and True Friend.

Good Friend comes to visit u in the hospital

with flower and goes.

But

A True Friend sits near u and says: yaar,

bohat tite nurse hai, aaram se theek hona
Hmari Doosti Telenor jesi nhi k bs
"Talk Shawk"

Mobilnk jesi B Nhi K

"Reshaping Lives"

World Call jesi B nhi k

"Rabty ka NyA jahan"

Warid jsi B nhi k bs

"Zem nights"

Ufone jesi B Nhi k bs
"Bat ban jaey"

PTCL jesi B Nhi k
''Feel the Diffrence
Ye to Paktel jesi Hy
''QK Dil To 1 Hy''
YOU can b a doctor & save lives,
a lawyer & defend lives,
a soldier & protect lives,
or simply b YOURSELF -
a Fabulous Friend who TOUCHES LIVES!