When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3172 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
ya dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte
My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...
Journey of life...

Journeys end
Friends Depart
Every Phase of Life Comes to an End
But Every End is also a New Beginning
It Is a New Chapter Waiting to Open


It''s up to you What you want to Think about,
The End or New Beginning
Friends and Friendship.
It''s a package of feelings. Nobody can make it.
Nobody can break it.
Nobody can xplain it.
Only U and ME can feel it.
True Friends are like Diamond
They are real and rare
And everyone want it

False Friends are like sand and dust
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.

Your are my diamond, Take cares of yourself
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA,
IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE,
IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.
Keep
Me
As
A
Friend
I''ll
Keep
u
In
My
Heart
Lock It Up
&
Throw
Away
The Key
So
That
NoOne
Can
Take
U
Away
From
Me. . .
KIYA MANGOUN KHUDA SE TUM KO PAANE KE BAAD .
KIS KA KAROON INTIZAR TERE AANE KE BAAD .
KIYOUN DOST KE LIYE JAAN LOUTA DEATE HAIN LOG .
MUJHE MEALOUM HOWA TUMHEIN DOST BANANE KE BAAD .
I’m crying,
The tears are slowly going,
I’ve got a problem,
I can find a way out,
I’ve got a friend.
My friend has got a friend.
I’m a friend with my friend.
A friend is not a friend,
Without a friend,
That’s my friend,
My friend,
Who’s got a friend.
if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend...!
Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don''t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.
Friendship Is A Promise Made In D Heart.


Silent.




Unwritten.



Unbreakable By Distance.


Unchangeable By Time.
Like Us.