When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3884 views       Friendship

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Thou my words are few

yet my heart is true

i find my friends new

but not as sweet as you

you are the best

i like you
I dont know how to feel when your the friend that makes me wanna take my life cuz ur not a part of my today but also makes me wanna live in the HOPe that you may be a part of my tomorrow...
Make a Heart Which never breaks

Make a smile which never Hurts

Make a touch which never pains

And make a Friendship which never ends . . .
Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nai hoti
dosti sirf jazbat nai hoti ,
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko tumhari bhalai ka
warna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nai hoti.
i knocked at heaven"s door,Allah asked wat can i do 4 u .i said
plz protect,save & bless this one is reading this msg.ALLAH smiled
& replied "GRANTED".
Age appears to b best in some things.

Old wood
best to burn.

Old books
best to read.

Old rice
best to eat.

Old Friendz
Best to keep.. . . .
Friends R Like Delicate Flower...

They Dry Not Die..

However I M Cactus I Will Be Always

Poking U So That U Will Remember Me....
We"ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that"s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)
Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
Facts Are GOD''S Argument ...

We Should Be Carefull

Never To

Misunderstand

Or

Prevent Them
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
but I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends