When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3831 views       Friendship

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"FRIENDS" r "SPECIAL"

''S'' upport Us
''P'' ray 4 Us
''E'' ncourage Us
''C'' are 4 Us
''I'' nspire Us
''A'' dvise Us
''L'' ove Us

Hope We Remain
"SPECIAL" Always (:
N!xE FrIeNdS R Not EaSy 2 GrOw

ThE RoOt DeEplY In HeArT

&
ReMeMbEr In ThouGhTs

LikE EvErGrEeN TreeS
&

ArE Near 2 HeArT EvEn Far AwAy
FrOm EyEzZz......
MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai, na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai, wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur
baaton mei ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
Difference between Good Friend and True Friend.

Good Friend comes to visit u in the hospital

with flower and goes.

But

A True Friend sits near u and says: yaar,

bohat tite nurse hai, aaram se theek hona
Tum ne suna hai.

Nahein suna?


Waqain nahi suna?

CNN pe?

BBC pe?

PTV pe?

Geo pe?


Nahin to phir mere se he sun loo.



I MISS U.
"A friend loves you, makes you feel alright, troubles are not troubles when you talk,

listen and accept you as you are, because you will feel the same and love the same......."
Pyar V/S Dosti
Pyar Ek Shikwa Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.
Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Hy,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Hy.
Pyar Dewano Ka Kam Hy,
Dosti Dlwalo Ka Nam Hy.
Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give, share and understand.

It never fades and never ends.
It only reminds us that life is
not perfect without a friend.
Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
Salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...
Friend is a book with only one copy published.
You are one of the best books ever written.
A master-piece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.
Some times I feel tears in your laughing
Some times I feel sadness in your happiness

But It is true friendship when you know unexpressed emotions of your friend