When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3298 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

ye lamhey yun he guzar jaeen gey,
shayad ham dost yun he bichar jaeen ge,
naraaz na hona hamari shrartoon se,
ye hi tu pal hain jo kal yaad aeen gey...
FRIENDSHIP isn"t how U forGet but how U forGive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
a True Friend Is
Someone,
You Can Disagree With
And Still Remain
Friends ...

For If Not,
They Weren''t
True Friends
In The First Place ...
A good frnd-
Not easy to obtain..

Once obtained-
Difficult to maintain..

Once lost-
Impossible to regain..

Moral:-
KEEP ME SAFE!!
True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides it''s evils; strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island.To find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.
Friendship is a mercury drop...
If its
dropped...
Impossible to
Recollect...
So
don''t drop your friends.!
Stay in touch

Longest Love Is Mothers Love....
Shortest Love Is Others Love....
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love...
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love...
Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!
My Friendship Is

Not A MOON

Not A SUN

Not A STAR

Because They All Are Dissapear

My Friendship Is Like SKY

Which Will Alwayz Be Watching Over U . . .
"A friend loves you, makes you feel alright, troubles are not troubles when you talk,

listen and accept you as you are, because you will feel the same and love the same......."
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u
Friends R Like Delicate Flower...

They Dry Not Die..

However I M Cactus I Will Be Always

Poking U So That U Will Remember Me....