When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2557 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

A Friend Is Like A Book .. That Has To Be Read To Appreciate Its Beauty ...

As Such You''re One Of The Finest Book Ever Written ...

How I Wish You Could Be Reprinted ! .... (:
Friendship... is not something you learn in school.

But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,

you really haven''t learned anything
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS,
beyond TIME &
beyond DISTANCE!...................
F: FIELD of LOVE!..
R: ROOT ofJOy!..
I: ISLAND of GOD!..
E: END of SoRROW!..
N: NAME of HOPE!..
D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!
dats YOU my FRIEND..
last nite

i claosed my eyes

n saw u

in my dream

i found u

most happiest

in this world

if this is

the way 2

c u happy

i wish my

eyes claoses

4ever
A True Friend Knows Your Weaknesses But Shows You Your Strengths; Feels Your Fears But Fortifies Your Faith; Sees Your Anxieties But Frees Your Spirit; Recognizes Your Disabilities But Emphasizes Your Possibilities.
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!"
It''s really
amazng

wen 2
strangers

become
gud frnds

bt
it''s sad

wen 2
frnds
become
strangers.

hope it won''t
happen 2 us!

Stay d same!
Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
Friendship is not something that is
written on paper,
because paper can be torn.
It is neither something that can be
written on a rock,
for even a rock can break. But
It is written on the heart of a
person,
and it stays there forever.
Birthday wishes and blessings are
coming your way, my friend!