When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2763 views       Friendship

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Friendship

Isn''t About

Who You Knew The Longest,


It''s About Who Never Left Your Side
Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don''t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.
Friendships r An Important Part Of Life To All Of Us . . . We Make Friends Go Through Good Times & Bad . . . But Yet Stay Friends For Life
Friends Are What Make Us ''''US''''
People will come and people will go,
The seasons will change and it will show,
I will age and so will you,
But our friendship will remain strong and true!
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
YOU know..?

What''s d Best thing about our Friendship.. ?

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

It''s d FIRST word of this Message..;-)
“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …
Friendz Change !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Always Belong To You

Friendz Hurt !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Hurt More Without "YOU" (:
One True Slogen!

Friend Is A

Medicine For

Any Kind Of Pain,


But

There Is No

Medicine Found

In The World

For Pain

Given By A Friend.
yun rooth jana acha nahe lagta,
yun tarpna acha nahe lagta,
mairey dil main jo baat ha,
mairi aankhoon sey chura lo,
mujay har baat btana acha nahe lagta...
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
A Good Friend

Is Like A Light House

It Doesn''t

Ring Bells, Fire Guns
To Call Attention

When You Are Lost ...

It Simply Stands
Tall And Shines ... =]