When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2935 views       Friendship

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LIFE IS 5 STAR
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,
ACTION STAR IS
FATHER,
ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,
TOP STAR IS
LOVER
&
THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "RoCk3r"
A Friend Is One Who
Advise You To Study
Well

But

A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says

"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
sur ha na taal ha
deekh mara kia haal ha
rang barangi is dunia main
tare dosti bay misaal hai
What does a Friend mean?
.
FRIEND Stands for
F: Forever with you
R: Remembers you in his prays
I: Increase you Joys
E: Enters into your heart
N: Never hurts you
D: Decrease you sorrows

I am proud my dear "friend"
Value the people who value you most,

Forget about the people who do not care about you.

Believe me, they are not worth having you.
The Glory Of Friendship Is Not Th

Outstretched Hand, Nor The Kindly Smile,

Nor The Joy Of Companionship.

It Is The Spiritual Inspiration That Comes

To You When You Discover That

Someone Else Beleives

In You And Is Willing To

Trust You With A Friendship
1 Seed Can Create A Forest.

1 Smile Can Start A

Relationship.

1 Touch Can Show

Love-N-Care.

And A Friend Like

You Can Bring Meanin 2 Live
One Who Just Smiles

At U All Times

Does Not Become Ur True Friend..,

But 1 Who Fills Ur Soul

With Love & Wipes Ur

Tears Is Ur Real Friend...
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,


otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u
Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->
Is dil main yaadon ke male hian,
Tum bin bohut akele hain,
Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian,
Dekho hum kitne wale hian.
Friends
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place...!!