When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3152 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nai hoti
dosti sirf jazbat nai hoti ,
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko tumhari bhalai ka
warna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nai hoti.
I m not
Javed Aktar
2 write about u

I m not sonu nigm
2 sing 4 u

I m just a friend 2 say
i m am always with you...
Subah

Subah

Suraj

Ka
Saath
Ho


Parindon
ki
aawaz
ho


haath
mai
chai
or
yaadon
main
aap
ho


us

khush
numa


ki
kya
baat
ho..!!!!!!!!!.->?
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track.
They never meet but has go together to save the derailment
of the Train called Friendship.
7 Is A Great Number.

U Knw Why?

7 Colurs Make Rainbow!

7 Swar Make Music!

7 Days Make Week!

7 Round Make Life Partner

& Most Precious Thing,

7 Letters Make "Friends"
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
N!xE FrIeNdS R Not EaSy 2 GrOw

ThE RoOt DeEplY In HeArT

&
ReMeMbEr In ThouGhTs

LikE EvErGrEeN TreeS
&

ArE Near 2 HeArT EvEn Far AwAy
FrOm EyEzZz......
Kafi waqt laga hume aap tak aane me,

Kafi fariyad ki khuda se aapko pane me.

Yu dil tod ke mat jaiyega,

Humne to umar gujar di aap jaisa Dost pane me.
H-m T-m
will never complete without "u"
&
fr-end sh-p will never complete without "i"
so "u" & "i" must be there 4 ever 2 keep hum tum frnds 4 ever...!
Friendship is a crossed cheque of Rs.Happy/-

When u feel upset or alone withdraw it from my account.

And when you are too happy deposite it in my account. . . :->
One Best Book Is Equal To Hundred Good Friends . . .


But


One Best Friend Is More Than A Library :)
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)