When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3862 views       Friendship

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I"m Only Body My Heart Is You,
That"s Why I Always MISS YOU
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the FREND till the life goes on!
I dont know how to feel when your the friend that makes me wanna take my life cuz ur not a part of my today but also makes me wanna live in the HOPe that you may be a part of my tomorrow...
A GrEaT fRiEnDsHiP
Is FoRmEd
CoZ oF 2 ReAsOnS
1sT tO fInD oUt ThE
SiMiLiaRtIeS
&
2nD iS tO rEsPeCt ThE
DifFeReNcEs ... :)
D se Dosti,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Dillagi,
D se Dewangi
per
D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki
S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako...
Who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar Khaye Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye Kabhi Rulaye Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye,
Sab ki zindagi mein khushyian dene wale,
Mere dost ki zindagi mein koi gham na ho,
Usko mujhse bhie achche dost milein,
Jab uski zindagi mein hum na hon..
Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.
Never Walk Away From
A True Friend When
U C Some Faults . . .

B Patient & Realize
That NoBody Is
Perfect . . .

It''s Affection That Matter,
Not Perfection . . .
Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my belovd frndz (:
The Light Of

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like The Light Of

P.H.O.S.P.H.O.R.U.S

Seen Plainest When

All Around Is Dark ... (:
A Friend Is Like A Book .. That Has To Be Read To Appreciate Its Beauty ...

As Such You''re One Of The Finest Book Ever Written ...

How I Wish You Could Be Reprinted ! .... (: