When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2598 views       Friendship

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duniya kehti hai jise main chahta hon
wo chand ka ik tukra hay
per ham kehty hain hum jise chahte hain
chand uska ek tukra hai
Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u....
If time slips away without a word from me, U dont hv 2 worry about our friendship bcos feelings, beyond words will always keep me A R O U N D !
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
Friendship isn''t about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... Its all about who came and never left.
A friendship doesn''t
shine by shaking
hands in the best times
But
It blossoms by holding
the hands firmly in
critical times ...
Indeed, True friendship
doesn''t require religion,
cast or culture similarity
But
Infact need a lot of
understanding blended
with extreme care, respect
and sacrifice .. (-,=)
Secret Of Friendship
Isn’t Finding A Perfect Friend But Loving Imperfect Friend Perfectly
True Friendship Doesn’t Have Any Ending
It Simply Never Ends
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
From Today


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Its Friendship Day



I Am
D
1st
To
Wish
You!
Wonderful people r carefully created by God,

Wonderful moments are carefully planned by God,

Wonderful friends like u r carefully gifted by God
Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya
"Tu Ek Munfrid Phool Tha Jo Dil Ko Bhaa Gya"
""SAHIL""
"Warna Main Wo shabnam Nahi Jo Har Gul Pe Fida Ho Jaon"
...Only for You...