When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3437 views       Friendship

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Only Your

Real Friends


Will Tell

You


When

Your Face


Is Dirty.


~Sicilian Proverb
I d0n''T
NeEd a FrIeNd
WhO
ChaNgEs
WhEn
I
ChaNgE
aNd
wHo NoDs
WhEn
I NoD . . .
mY
ShaDoW
DoEs
ThAt
MuCh
BeTtEr . . . ! ! !
Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.
Frienship Is Something Which Keeps Ur Life Moving

No Matter Wharever The Obstacles Come In Ur Way

It Gives U Courage, Satisfaction & Never Let U Give Up . . .
A friendship can weather most things and
thrive in thin soil but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small
silly presents every so often just to save it
from drying out completely
A Flower Is Like
A Friend ;

Beautiful In Every way

But

Unlike A Friend;

It Dies
And
Goes Away ...
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
.
a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega phone aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
Birth'' Is 0nce..

''Youth'' Is 0nce..

''Death'' Is 0nce..

''Love'' Is 0nce..

''Marriage'' Is 0nce

But

''FRIENDSHIP'' Is ''Runs'' Forever...
Good Friends Are One In A Million.
Good Friends Are Stories To Share.
Good Friends Know The Path To Your
Happiness, And They Walk With You
All The Way There.



Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.
Good Friends Are Laughter And Tears.
Good Friends Are Emotions So Deep
That The Trust Just Keeps Growing
Few Moments In
FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating

- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (: