When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2934 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

phool khile, kaliyan khili ,

Ab gulab ki baari hai...

Hamne to sMs bhej diye janab aB aapKi bari Hai.... ;->
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
SAYING OF ABDUL QADIR JELAANI (RA)

"MAIN LOGOO KO HAQ BAT KE TALQEEN KRTA RAHA YEHAN TK K
ALLAH NE MUJAY GHOS K RUTBY P FAIEZ FERMA DIYA"

SPECIAL MSG ON 11VE SHIREF
Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!
Freinship is Sincarity, Loyality, Honest & Trust is first step of Freinship.

To Find a Sincare freind is like that to Find a DAIMOND in MANY STONES.
Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it.
Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it.
Write your name on hearts of your friends,
thats where it will stay.
Aj rootha huwa ik dost bohat yaad aya

Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt boht yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay main chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard huwa to boht yaad aaya.
Dost Ban Kar Bhi Nahin Saath Nibhaane Wala
Wohi Andaz Hai Zaalim Ka Zamaane Wala
Hum Ne Dekha Hai Gulistaan Ko Jalte Hue
Hai Koi Khuwaab Ki Tabeer Bataane Wala.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
*If You Are In Love:
-Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It 'coz Nothing Lasts Forever
*If You Just Broke Up:
-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy
-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are
There
-Hug More People
-Stop Listening To Music! It Only
Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single 'n Alone:
-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can
Blame You
-Enjoy Every Opportunity
-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!

Our friendship is so beautiful to me.
Like a bird, it flies free.
It shines brightly like the sun.
Whoever knew friendship was so fun?
It lifts us up, never lets us down.
Never ever does it make us frown.
Our friendship makes us blessed.
It is definitely the best!
Frienship Is Something Which Keeps Ur Life Moving

No Matter Wharever The Obstacles Come In Ur Way

It Gives U Courage, Satisfaction & Never Let U Give Up . . .