When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2555 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

May Be A Hundred
Bitter Words

Will Not Give Pain

But A

Special Friend

Silence Brings More Tears To The Heart

So Always Keep In Touch .
FrIeNdShIp Is
A pRiCeLeSs
GiFt ThAt CaN''t Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd
BuT
tO hAvE aN
uNdErStandInG ...
FrIeNd Is FaR mOrE
wOrTh ThAn GoLd ..
Dil Nu Lag Jaan Rog Tey Ki Kerye,
Kisi De Yaad Vich Ankhiyan Ron Te Ki Kerye,
Sanu Milian De Tamana Rehndi Hai Har Dam,
Par Je Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kerye.
Is dil main yaadon ke male hian,
Tum bin bohut akele hain,
Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian,
Dekho hum kitne wale hian.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art....
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.
TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.

Friend
Friendship
First One,
yOu shOuld make.!
SecOnd One,
yOu shOuld kEEp.!
Trusting a friend should be like
the belief of a one year old child....
When you throw him in the air,
he laughs because he knows
you will catch him....
Zamane se kab ke hum gujar gaye hote,
thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
bandhey the to bas tere dosti ke dhage mai,
warna kabke motiyo jaise bikar gaye hote..
Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

Oscar Wilde
Attention Friend''s !
To save U from losing your Friendship, I advise U to send maximum amount of SMS''s to my number which which will bring u closser to me !
Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.