When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3452 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

Oscar Wilde
Awesome Self Respect Line I Have
Ever Heard...
"If its going to be hard
for People to Choose between Me 'n
Someone Else
I would allow them to Choose the Other One
because
I 'm not an OPTION".. !
Phulo se bagiya mahekti rahe ,
sitaro se duniya chamkati rahe,
hum rahe na rahe,
dua h rab se aapki kismat har dam chamkti rahe....
Un say door janey ka irada to na tha!

Sada sath rehny ka b wada to na tha!

Wo yaad na karay ga yeah janty thy hum!

Par itni jaldi bhool haye ga indaza to na tha! KK
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa...
butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
Best gift : Zindagi
Best ehsas : Kushii
Best feeling :Piyar
Best relation : Dosti
Best person : Hum
Best friend : Tum
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
We have 26 LETTERS in English.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.

Do u know y ?

Bcoz ''U'' and ''I'' were not born at tat time... ;->
The imp. of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our heartbeats..
though they r not visible, they silently support your life..
A Friend

Is One Of The Nicest Thing

You Can Have

And

One Of the Best Things

You Can be ... :)
dosti gunah hai to hone na dena,
dosti khuda hai to khone na dena,
karte ho dosti jab kisi se to,
kabhi us dost ko rone na dena.