When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3979 views       Friendship

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Friends are like hairs of head,
you might lose some,
but with enough money u can buy them back./...
The World''s Most Happiest

Friends Never Have

The Same Characters. . .

They JusT Have The

Best Understanding

Of Their Differences. . .
Nazar hamari nazar tumhari,
nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
nazar ne nazar ko aise,
nazar na lage dosti ko hamari.
Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa...
butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
Luv is fashion.

But Frndship is ocean.

Fashion will change.

But Ocean will never change!
Dats Friendship
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge
One True Slogen!

Friend Is A

Medicine For

Any Kind Of Pain,


But

There Is No

Medicine Found

In The World

For Pain

Given By A Friend.
Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum Gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.

Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.
"Friends & Medicines both take care of us in our pains.But the only difference is that Good friends don't have an Expiry Date"
Muskurana hi to Khushi nahi hoti,
Umer Bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud ko mitana Parta Hai Dosti mein,
Kyun k Sirf Dost Kehene se Hi Dosti Nahi Hoti..
Nice person are the best part of our memories
that time can never erase and when i’m blessed
with a person like you my memories are always
worth and treasuring…....;->