When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3247 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

frindeship not an eaxam to pa$s or fail..
Frinde$hip i$ not a competition to win or Lo$e..
It i$ feeling in wich yo care for $am one more than your$elf.....
FRIENDSHIP is medicine For any kind of pain But Be sure dat Therz no medicine in de world for d pain given by FRIENDSHIP!
Lips are like friends

If we say
Studying
Reading
Writing

Lips will never join

But if we say

Roaming
Bunking
Playing
Shopping

Manhus fatt se jurr jatay hain...
1day I may die
wiTout sayng
gud bye2 U!
Bt I''ll nevr
4get2 say
THANK U!
Bcoz U hve givn
me 1of loveliest
friendship ever in
my life!
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you a precious gi ft from God!
Wonderful people r carefully created by God,

Wonderful moments are carefully planned by God,

Wonderful friends like u r carefully gifted by God
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love,
bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship
rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
Best lines said by a cute friend:

It hurts me wen U talk 2 someone else and not 2 ME,
It hurts more when some1 else makes U smile and i cant.,
When we are grown, we''ll smile and say we had no cares in childhoods day,

but we''ll be wrong. ''Twill not be true,

I''ve this much care... I care for you."
Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.