When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3276 views       Friendship

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salam wale kum!

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FROM:

DSNL

(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
Sabse alag sabse nayare ho aap
Tareef kabhi puri na ho itne pyare ho aap
aaj pata chala ki zamena q jalta hai humse
Qki dost to akhir hamre ho aap
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
"FrndShip" is Not About Finding D Right Person BUT
Creating D Right Relation ... It"s NOT How Much We "CARE"
in D Begning BUT How Much We "CARE" till D END ..
FRIEND MEANS
F-Free frm all formality
R-Right 2say anything
I-In Anyway
E-Either Good &Bay
N-No Soory No Thanks
D- Dantna Pitna Allowed.OK
Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,
Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,
kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,
Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,
NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,
Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,
Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko
badal lete hain,
Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,
1 Advice Take Care
1 Request Dont Change
1 Wish Dont Forget Me
1 Lie I Hate U
1 Truth I Miss U
1 Hope We Will Always Be
"GOOD FRIENDS"
A memory lasts 4Ever


Never Does it Die



True Freinds Stay 2Gether
And

Never say GOOD BY.
A Great Quote By
Abraham Lincoln

"If FrIeNdShIp
iS yOuR wEaKeSt
PoInT tHeN yOu ArE
tHe StRiNgEsT pErSoN
iN tHe WorLd ... " :)
What''s The Difference
Between
BLOOD & FRIENDS

Blood Etrz the Heart
& Flowz out


But

Friends Entr Ur Heart
& Stay 4ever
n
Make Life Worth
Living ... :)
Alphabetic advice for you:-
A B C
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F
Don''t Entertain Fools.
G H I
Go for High Ideas.
J K L M
Just Keep Lovely friend like Me
One Fine day, all of us will get busy wid our lives, long working hours, no more classes, lectures, friends n sms'', some will get married, won''t have time for ourselves,
at such a day u will look outsid ur window n see the good old memories flash by u & u will get a smile with a tear in ur eyes & turn back to ur work thinking I wish I could go back..

Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories