When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3647 views       Friendship

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
You make 10 friends,


laugh wid 9,


meet 8 of dem,


talk to 7,


celebrate wid 6,


share secrets wid 5,


trust 4,


cry wid 3


take help of 2.


But pls dn''t forget 1


dat is me ;-)


D o n '' t M a k e

F r e n d

B e f o r e

U n d e r s t a n d i n g

&

D o n ''t B r e a k

F r i e n d s h i p

A f t e r
U n d e r s t a n d i n g
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
Friendz Change !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Always Belong To You

Friendz Hurt !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Hurt More Without "YOU" (:
Age appears to b best in some things.

Old wood
best to burn.

Old books
best to read.

Old rice
best to eat.

Old Friendz
Best to keep.. . . .
Achy Dost
"HATH" Aur
"ANKH" Ki Tarha
Hotey Hain, Jab
"HATH" Ko
Taqleef Hoti Hai To
"ANKH" Roti hai.
Auur jab "Ankh"
Roti hai to
"HATH" ansoo
Ponchta hai.
Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:
Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it.
Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it.
Write your name on hearts of your friends,
thats where it will stay.
Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!
F..R..I..E..N..D

* Field Of Love *

* Root Of Joy *

* Island Of God *

*End Of Sorrows *

* Name Of Hope *

* Door Of Understanding *

Dont Lose ...[=
"Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me..

I was smiling silently thinking of you"