When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3815 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Time and distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
PaIn Of MisSinG FrIeNdS iSn''T tHiEr aBsEnCe . . .
BuT
ItS WhEn U ThInK oF ThE gOOd TyMs u HaVe ShaReD & U aSk UrSeLf
"WiLl ThOsE mOmEnTs eVeR hApPeN aGaIn"
ThAt''s FrIeNdsHiP
Life Starts INTENSE

But

Ends With SILENCE

Love Starts With FEAR

But

Ends With TEARS

And

Friendship Starts
HOWEVER

Will Always Remain
FOREVER ^-^
Whn U Win, Evr1
Takes Pride In
Celebrating Ur
Victory
But Whn U Lose
Onlt True Frnds
Hold Ur Hand
Sit By Ur Side
& Say














"Jahan Jana Zaleel
Hi Kerwana" ;->
LIFE IS 5 STAR
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,
ACTION STAR IS
FATHER,
ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,
TOP STAR IS
LOVER
&
THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "RoCk3r"
The Words That Escape

A Friend''s Mouth Are

"I''ll Be There When You Say You Need Me"

But The Words That Are Unheard

From A True Friend''s Heart Are

"I''ll Be There...

Whether You Say

You Need Me Or Not."
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
Who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar Khaye Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye Kabhi Rulaye Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye,
FrIeNdShIp Is
A pRiCeLeSs
GiFt ThAt CaN''t Be
BoUgHt Or SoLd
BuT
tO hAvE aN
uNdErStandInG ...
FrIeNd Is FaR mOrE
wOrTh ThAn GoLd ..
My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...

That''s Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared
than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
there are three types of people in the world:

people who make things happen,

people who watch things happen


and people who wonder what the HELL just happened