When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2990 views       Friendship

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The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
Aaj K Frnds "I Tell U",
Kitne Busy What To Do.

Koi Mujhe Bole "I Miss U",
Koi Mujhe Bole No Time 4u.

Kash Koi Mujhse Kahe,
Oh My Dost "I Am Just 4u".:-)
Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..


But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
be careful in selection of words bcz words spoken are like an
arrow shooted from a bow ur harsh words may bring scratches on
the cd of heart!
Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
rab se aap ki khushi mangtay hain,
duaao mein aap ki hansi mangtay hain,
sochtay hain kia mange aap se,
chalo aap ki umar bhar ki dosti mangtay hain...!
Sometimes in life we think we don"t need anyone.
But sometime we don"t have anyone when we need...
So don"t let your best buddies go ever...
A Friend Is Not a Spare Tyre That U Pull Out When U Feel Life Has Gone Flat ...

Friend Is The Steering Wheel Who Help U To Turn Ur Life In The Right Path ....
To know someone here or there with whom you
can feel there is understanding in spite of
distances or thoughts expressed ~
That can make life a garden.
People say, we need maps to find treasures.But i proved them wrong.Coz wthout a map I found YOU!

And you will be treasured forever.
A Friend Worth Having,
A Task Worth Doing,
A Treasured Dream That''s Worth Pursuing,
A Truth Worth Giving,
A Faith Worth Sharing ...
Make
L.I.F.E
Worth Living (=