When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3533 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Make new friend
remember the old
these are silver
those are gold
"frdshp is the meldy"and fragrance of life
"frdshp is a beautiful part of life
"frdshp is a beautiful flower
"life without frndshp is nothing
"many are the name applied to frndshp
but where youth and beauty enter in
there frndshp is rightly called love
and held to be the fairest of god
ZinDagi Mein Aisa DOST Shamil Kro
Jo Aaina Aur Saaya Ban K Sath Rahy

Kiyon K Aaina Jhoot Nahi Bolta Aur Saaya Sath Nahi Chorta
the recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing
2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness
mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever
In The Sweetness Of Friendship

Let There Be Laughter

And

Sharing Pleasures ... [=
One Who Just Smiles At U All times Doesn''t Become Ur True Friend

But

One Who Fills Ur Soul With Love & Wipes Ur Tear

Is Ur Real Friend …:)
Have u ever THANKED frnds.
For their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their taps at ur back?
Their way of calling ur name?

Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore,
could u bear it?
"small things usually go unoticed,
but in reality,
they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful:

"I THANK YOU 2 my dear" :-)
Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart
and lock it up.
I"ll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me
D say Dil D say Dosti, D say Dard, D say Dillagi, D say Dewangi
lekin D say itna Door bhi na jana k S say sms or C say Call
bhi na kar sako.
Dosti Is Something
That No One Can Hate

Dosti Is A Passion
We Can Never Rate

Dosti Can Happen
Anytime Early Or Late

Dosti Is Only Medicine
Without Expiry Date ... =)
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega phone aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
Tanhayian jaane lagi zindagi muskurane lagi,
Naa din ka pata hai naa raat kaa pata.
Aap ki dosti ki khushboo hume mehkaane lagi,
Ek pal to karib aa jao dhadkan bhi awaaz lagane lagi..