When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3279 views Friendship

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What"s the differenc

What"s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

A Loving smile

A Loving smile &a heart of gold
ur dearest person ths world cn hold
Though heart fails & life deprts
u''ll live as a frnd 4ever in my heart.

I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5

if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid

Without humor

Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!

One tree can

One tree can start a forest,
One Smile can start Friendship ,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make life worth-living!

Sometimes In Life

Sometimes In Life
V Run So Fast That
V Don''t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...

THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)

aap ki dosti ka

aap ki dosti ka ehsaan maante hain.
nibana apna eman maante hain.
hum wo nahi jo dosti main apna jan daingai,
kyunkeh aap ko hum apni jaan maante hain

''m Not A Clock Dat

I''m Not A Clock Dat Can SMS U 24Hrs A Day . . .

BuT

My Heart Will B Like A Clock That Will Non-Stop Care n Pray For A Special Friend Like
YoU :)

Friendz Change

Friendz Change !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Always Belong To You

Friendz Hurt !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Hurt More Without "YOU" (:

Love is a Small

Love is a Small coin
Life is a Big coin
Lover is a Sweet coin
But

" FRIENDSHIP is GOLD COIN. "

A true friend scold

A true friend scolds like a DAD..

Cares like a MOM..

Teases like a SISTER..

Irritates like a BROTHER..

and finally loves U more than a LOVER.

Send this to all ur gud friends even me if I am 1 of them.

Jo chiz mang kar

Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.

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