When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2711 views       Friendship

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Friends are like hairs of head,
you might lose some,
but with enough money u can buy them back./...
.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine
Be Slow To Fall In
FRIENDSHIP



But




When Thou Art In





Continue Firm
And
Constant . . . [-_-]
Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You

If your heart is broken tell me, I''ll get the glue =P

If you are lost in life call me, I''ll come find you (=

If you''re sad =( please just text me, it''s my obligation to make you smile =)

n

If you''re happy let me know =D We''ll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
A Good Friendship Doez Nt Dependz . . .


On


How Gud Understandingz We Have . . .


But It Dependz. . .


On


How We Avoid MisUndersatndingz . . .
The World''s Most Happiest

Friends Never Have

The Same Characters. . .

They JusT Have The

Best Understanding

Of Their Differences. . .
Apni jindagi main mujhe sharik samjna,

Koi gam aaye to karib samjna,

De denge muskrahat aansuon k badle me,

bas hazaron DOSTO me thoda aziz samjhna
"F r i e n d s h i p
M a k e s
P r o s p e r i t y
M o r e
S h i n i n g
&
L e s s e n s
A d v e r s i t y
B y
D i v i d i n g
&
S h a r i n g
I t ... ^-^
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into
mothers
So mothers, be good to your
daughters too.. !
Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!
A sweetest frnd is like a pillow..

when u r tired u sleep on it..

when u r sad u drop tears on it..

when u r angry u punch it..

when u r happy u hug it... :->