When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3990 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.
AnjaN C MolaQat PeHCaN Ban Gai,
eK MeeThe Se RishTe Ki JaaN Ban Gai,
2 KadaM Tum ChalE,
2 KadaM Hum ChalE,
Our DoSTi Ki Raah AsaaN Ban Gai...!
Heart never hate blood!


Flower never hate honey!



My heart never hate U & Ur Friendship
The Day U Came To My Life

I Crowned U My Sweetest Friend

I Judge U Not For Ur Beauty Or Tone

But

I Feel U As My Own ... :->
Friends are a promise made in the heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance... Unchangeable by time. It''s lovely to have u as one!
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person

because u neither have to weigh ur
thoughts nor measure ur words....
dosti yakin pe tiki hoti hai ye dewaar bari mushkil
se khari hoti hai kabhi fursat mile to prhna kitab rishto ki
dosti khoon k rishton se bhi bhari hoti hai
One Injection Of
Trust

One Tablet Of
Care

One Tbs Syrup Of
Attention

One Drip Of
Understanding

Take 3 Tyms A Day

It''s All Necessary 4 The Health Of
"FRIENDSHIP"
Dost ko dost ka Ishara Yaad rehta hai,Har Dost ko apna Dostana Yaad rehta hai. 2pal Sacche Dost k sath to guzaro,Maut tak vo Nazara Yaad rehta hai....
Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

phool khile, kaliyan khili ,

Ab gulab ki baari hai...

Hamne to sMs bhej diye janab aB aapKi bari Hai.... ;->
Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..


But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..