When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3535 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo
"JAAN" Deti Hy

Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo
"MUSKAAN" Deti Hy

Asli Dosti Tou Wo Hoti
Hy

Jo Paani Main Gira
"AANSUU" Bhi
Pehchaan Leti Hy
KIYA MANGOUN KHUDA SE TUM KO PAANE KE BAAD .
KIS KA KAROON INTIZAR TERE AANE KE BAAD .
KIYOUN DOST KE LIYE JAAN LOUTA DEATE HAIN LOG .
MUJHE MEALOUM HOWA TUMHEIN DOST BANANE KE BAAD .
Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)
FrIeNdShIp
Is A gIfT,
tHaT iS fAiR iN aLl tHiNgZ.
iT rOoTs FrOm OnE''s HeArT
&
iNvOlVeS mEmOrIeS
tHaT sTaY nOt
FoR a WhIlE
bUt
FoR a LiFeTiMe ... -,-
Alone I can only say but together we can shout, alone I can only smile but together we can laugh, alone I can only live but together we can celebrate. That''s being friends.
U''ll Get The 100 Reasons To Leave Me & My Friendship . . .
BuT What Wud Be The ONE Reason Not To Leave Me? ? ?
Reply Is Must
& 4wrd It to Ur Frends Also
See The Cute Replies. . .
A Friend is a Treasure
A friend is someone we turn to,
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure,
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives,
with beauty, joy and grace.
And make the world we live in,
a better and happier place.
Achevement in you life is not wheres in a year u make 1000 friends in a year,, but an achievement is what u be wid ur 1 best fren fo 1000 years..
Dil Nu Lag Jaan Rog Tey Ki Kerye,
Kisi De Yaad Vich Ankhiyan Ron Te Ki Kerye,
Sanu Milian De Tamana Rehndi Hai Har Dam,
Par Je Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kerye.
Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats