When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3250 views       Friendship

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True friends are rare to find
True friends are always very kind.
True friends are ornaments so beautiful.
True friends always make us cheerful.
True friends are the work of perfection.
True friends give us right direction.
True friends always shine like moon.
True friends are the greatest boon The like friend Rahish
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
but I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends
You may think i dont care,
You may think i wont share,
But did u once asked what was wrong?
Its not my fault dat v r apart,
And i am not the 1 who doesnt have a heart
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
Distances never separates any relation,
Time never builds any relation.
If feelings are true from heart,
Then frnds are always frnds 4evr
I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won''t be broken.
Friendships r An Important Part Of Life To All Of Us . . . We Make Friends Go Through Good Times & Bad . . . But Yet Stay Friends For Life
Friends Are What Make Us ''''US''''
True Frendship Doesnt Alwayz Come When Da Talk B/w 2 People Is Frequent
It Comz When Da Silence B/w Dem Is Comfortable
"Friends & Medicines both take care of us in our pains.But the only difference is that Good friends don't have an Expiry Date"
When Life Becomes Harder & We See No Hope
Then GOD Sends His Angels To Guide Us
We Don''t Expect To See Them With Wings Or With Halo
Flying Above Their Heads.
Instead, They Come In Disguis And We Call Them
"FRIENDS" ^.^
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.