When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2992 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

I Miss Ur Face
I Miss Ur Voice
I Miss Ur Smile
I Miss Ur Call
I Miss Ur Company
But
I Nevr Mis Ur
Honest & Sweetest
FRIENDSHIP
There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is
nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me
and You is "Anybody Not Disturb
Our friends are like angels,
who brighten our days.
In all kinds of wonderful,
Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,
As a gift from above.
And we feel we''re surrounded,
By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,
Their smiles bring the sun.
And they fill ho-hum moments,
With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,
Without any wings.
Blessing our lives,
With the most precious things.
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
People will come and people will go,
The seasons will change and it will show,
I will age and so will you,
But our friendship will remain strong and true!
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHt
Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS
FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Vacancy available

Post... True Friend

Ability... Loving & Caring

Experience... Not Required

Duty... To Sms Daily

Salary... Never Ending Love

To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
Nation Will
Rise & Fall

Wars Will be
Lost & Won

Lives Will
Begin & End

But

A True Friend
Is Eternal ...
Frds R D Smell Of Cigrates

Whch Stays In D

Finger Tips 4 A Short Time


Bt True Frnz R Lik D

Nicotine In D Cigrates

Wich Stay In D Heart Til Death..
Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum Gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.

Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.
You make 10 friends,


laugh wid 9,


meet 8 of dem,


talk to 7,


celebrate wid 6,


share secrets wid 5,


trust 4,


cry wid 3


take help of 2.


But pls dn''t forget 1


dat is me ;-)