When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2759 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Nice person are the best part of our memories
that time can never erase and when i’m blessed
with a person like you my memories are always
worth and treasuring…....;->
F r I e N d S h I p

Is LiKe A bAnK aCcOuNt ...

YoU cAnNoT cOnTiNuE tO dRaW oN iT

WiThOuT

MaKiNg DePoSiTs ... (=
Friendship is sweetFriZendship is sweet when it''s new, sweeter when it''s true, but sweetest when it''s U...When God gave friends he tried to be fair. When i got you i got more than my share!!!
Friend ship is like a snow ball. Easy to make it but heart to keep it. Dil
love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends with death
Value the people who value you most,

Forget about the people who do not care about you.

Believe me, they are not worth having you.
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
God
Never
Wanted
Us
2
Face
D
Tough
Times
Alone!
Da T''s
Y


HE
Made Us


.,. .*.
( ," )( ", )
(")=(")(")=(")

Frenz !
*%*
*. .*
( ._, )
*==* friendship
need no
promises,
no demands and
no expectations.
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u.
Dear friends,

Just read this and understand.. ....
They love you.. but they are not your lover....

They care for you, but they are not from your family...

They are ready to share your pain , but they are not in yur blood relation.

Theyare..... ...


FRIENDS!!!!!
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
Friendship is certainly the finest balm


for the pangs of disappointed love.