When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3109 views       Friendship

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kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho...
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho...
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena...
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena....
Khushboo k nazool jaisa hay, Wo ik "DOST" jo phool jaisa hay, Hum kiya karta zamanay ki Dosti lay kar, Zamana to uss k qadmoon ki dhool jaisa hai.....


WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?



















OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.
Friendship Is All About 3 Things -

Winning,

Losing

N

Sharing.

Winning Your Friends Heart,

Losing Your Self Ego,

And

Sharing Joys N Sorrows
In your darkest hour
when u r fedup and blue
just remember this
i''ll always be there 4 u
i m no angel and can''t change fate
but i''ll do anything coz your my MaTe. . .
Love-a set of
HEART

Attraction-a set of
style

Marriege-a set of
LIFE

But

Frendship- a set of
"YOU"
Every One In This Beautiful World

Has An Individual Name

But

We All Together Have A common Name

Called

"FRIENDS"

In Our Beautiful Hearts
Gam k andhiya me hum saawr jaenge,

Nadi hai sumander me utar jaenge,

Hume marne k lye fasi ki zarurat nahi zarrat nahi,

Dosti ko bhula do hum yuhi mar jaenge.
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u..
Never say thanx who really need u..
Never blame a person who really trust u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..