When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2811 views       Friendship

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The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember.
Dilon ko khareedney wale Hazar mil jayege,


Aap ko Dagha Dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,


Milega nA Aapko Hum jesa koi,


Milne ko To Dost Beshumar mil jayege.
Friends Are Like Fish

U have To Sit Patiently For A Long Tym To Catch A Nice One . . .

Just Like I Caught You

You Better Stay Nice Or Sould I Fry u . . . =)
1 Advice- Don’t change,
1 request- take care,
1 wish- Don"t forget me,
1 Lie- I hate U,
1 truth- I Miss U,
1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.
The 2 Mst Misused Wrds In the Entire Englsh Vocabury r Luv & Frndshp
A True Frnd Wud Die 4 U, So Whn U Start Counting Dem On 1 Hand, U Don’t Need Many Fingers
Sada khush rakhna mere khuda usko,

tere farishtay b dien dua usko.

Dien usko uski chahat se ziada,

Maange qatra to mile DARIYA usko ....
Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my belovd frndz (:
Naseeb naseeb ki baat hoti hai,

Khushiyo ki bhi kabhi shaam hoti hai.

Mushkile u hi khatam nahi ho jaati hai,

Iske piche bhi kisi ki fariyad hoti hai
Har roz 1 naya Banjata hai "DOST"
Humsa na mila hai na mile ga tumhe "DOST"
Azmaish shart hai to dekh lo azma kar,
Hum sa mil jae to mat kehna hamey "DOST
koi to Do$T meri zindgi mei ai$a ho,
Mohabbat ki tarah ho wafaon jia$a ho,
Mero tala$h ki had u$ pe khatam ho jay,
Zameen pe ho magar a$maan jai$a hi.....
Why We Make Friends ???

Coz
They Understand
Just By Looking In Ur
Eyes

Coz
U Can Say
Something Stupid Or
Expose Ur Deepest
Secrets To Them

Coz
They Believe In
Ur Dreams, No Matter
How Silly They May Seem

Coz
They Love U
For Wh8 U r

& Finally

Everything U Do Together
Becomes A Memory ... =)
Anyone can make you SMILE,
anyone can make you CRY,
But it is that special person
That can make you smile with tears in your eyes.