When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3527 views       Friendship

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There are 2 types of enjoyment.
One is being with a friend.
The other is being with the memories of friends.
Miss u but not ur memories.
The Friend Who Luv u Will Fight U More too Bt If

u Drop a Tear He Will Fight Da World 2 Stop Ur TEars So

Never Lose The Loving Friend ) Like ME ;)
If I Could Choose A
Dream For U
It Would Be The Kind
Of Dream U Deserve
A Dream That
Somebody,
U''ll Find That Special
Person Who''ll Make
Ur Life Complete ... (:
The 2 Mst Misused Wrds In the Entire Englsh Vocabury r Luv & Frndshp
A True Frnd Wud Die 4 U, So Whn U Start Counting Dem On 1 Hand, U Don’t Need Many Fingers
A Friend Is Someone

Who Can See The Truth

And Pain In You

Even When You

Are Fooling

Everyone Else.
koi to Do$T meri zindgi mei ai$a ho,
Mohabbat ki tarah ho wafaon jia$a ho,
Mero tala$h ki had u$ pe khatam ho jay,
Zameen pe ho magar a$maan jai$a hi.....
I have open n emotional bank account in my heart.
Plz deposit ur FRIENDSHIP in it.
I make u sure that U will receive interest as long as I am live
Among D GR8 & Glorious Gifts
That V R Blessed With...

It Is D Gift Of Understanding..
That V Find In True Friends!

Like You And Me.
God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Meaning of Friendship :
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!