When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3891 views       Friendship

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Who Is A Frnd?

Frnd Wo Jo Bin Bulaye Aa Jaye

Bila Waja Sar Kaye

Aap Ek Bolo Wo 10 Sunaye

Kabhi Sataye

Kabhi Rulaye

Magar Hamesha Sath Nibahye... :)
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA,
IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE,
IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.
One Who Just Smiles At U All times Doesn''t Become Ur True Friend

But

One Who Fills Ur Soul With Love & Wipes Ur Tear

Is Ur Real Friend …:)
If u drop me, i "ll break, If u hold me, i "ll shake,
If u need me, i"ll hurry, If u don"t call me, i "ll worry,
If u hurt me, i"ll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i "ll die...
F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...
Later We Don''t Know
Who We r Without
Them ... (=
Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,
Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,
i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you
Its not an achievement to make 1000''s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000''s years.
A bEsT fRiEnD
iSn''T sOmEoNe,
WhO iS jUsT aLwaYz
tHeRe fOr YoU ...
It''S sOmEoNe wHo
uNdErSaTnDs YoU
a BiT mOrE tHaN
YoU uNdErStAnD
yOurSeLf ... (=
Phulon ki Tareef sab Karte hain,
Badi Mushkil se Log Kanton pe Gaur Karte hain.
MALI to Sirf Naam ke hote hain,
Phulon ki Hifazat to Kante hi Karte hain
Any Friend Can Say: '''' I Can Understand Ur Feelings. . .''''
But
Only A Real/True Friend Will Say: ''''I Can Feel Ur Feeling. . .''''
You may think i dont care,
You may think i wont share,
But did u once asked what was wrong?
Its not my fault dat v r apart,
And i am not the 1 who doesnt have a heart
Trusting a friend should be like
the belief of a one year old child....
When you throw him in the air,
he laughs because he knows
you will catch him....