When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3556 views       Friendship

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PYAR V/S DOSTI :


1.Pyar Ek Shikva Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.

2.Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Milta Hai,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Milta Hai.

3.Pyar Diwano Ka Kam Hai,
Dosti Smjdaron Ka.

4.Pyar Me Musibt Hoti Hai,
Dosti Me Nasiht.

5.Pyar Me Dil Toot Ta Hai To Koi Rusva Hota Hai,
Par Mit Jane K Bad B,Dosti Ka Ek Rutba Hota Hai.
Friendship Is Like The Relation Between Hand And Eyes
When Hand Get Hurt Eyes Cry And
When Eyes Cry Hands Wipe Off
Its Tears.........
Aj rootha huwa ik dost bohat yaad aya

Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt boht yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay main chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard huwa to boht yaad aaya.
Frendship is nt da thing 2 hold ur hand when thousands r wid u...!

but

it iis dat trust
which hold ur hand when thousandz r against u..!
FrIeNdS aRe ThE

BaCon BiTs

In thE

SaLad BoWl

Of LiFe ... (=
Friendship isn''t about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... Its all about who came and never left.
Life can b hard,

nt always fun.

Night brings darkness

and morning brings sun.

Wn life seems tough

n nobdy seems to care,

Dil se Karna yaad,

I''ll b there.
Freinship is Sincarity, Loyality, Honest & Trust is first step of Freinship.

To Find a Sincare freind is like that to Find a DAIMOND in MANY STONES.
Muskurana hi Khushi nahin hoti....

Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahin hoti....

Khud ko Mitana parta hai DOSTI main....

kyun ke DOST kehna hi DOSTI nahin hoti
when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my friend
Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota
You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,

A Lawyer And Defend Lives,

A Soldier And Protect Lives,

Or Simply Be YOURSELF,

A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life...;->