When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3477 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
koi to Do$T meri zindgi mei ai$a ho,
Mohabbat ki tarah ho wafaon jia$a ho,
Mero tala$h ki had u$ pe khatam ho jay,
Zameen pe ho magar a$maan jai$a hi.....
A friend is never a coincidence in your life they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us...
Friendship is not something that is
written on paper,
because paper can be torn.
It is neither something that can be
written on a rock,
for even a rock can break. But
It is written on the heart of a
person,
and it stays there forever.
Birthday wishes and blessings are
coming your way, my friend!
F R I E N D S H I P

Opens Many Doors

Each Tym With A Different View

But

None Could Be More Beautiful

Then The One That Lead To

Y O U ... =)
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
Monsoon rain or summer heat
You are the reason why I breathe
Tell me friend what is sweet
Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.
No sound in this world can be more louder than silence

And if someone cannot understand your silence, he can never understand ur words
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !