When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3253 views       Friendship

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Apki dosti me khud ko mahfuz mante hai, Hum dosto me apko sabse aziz mante hai, apki dosti ke saye me zinda hai, Hum to apko khuda ka taabiz mante hai.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
Lafz app do
Geet ham banaien ge
Rastaa app do
Manzil ham painge
Bandhan aap do
Rishta ham bandhe ge
Phool aap do
Lari ham banaige
Kushi aap do
Hansi ham denge
Sache dost aap bano
Dosti hum nebhainge.
koi to Do$T meri zindgi mei ai$a ho,
Mohabbat ki tarah ho wafaon jia$a ho,
Mero tala$h ki had u$ pe khatam ho jay,
Zameen pe ho magar a$maan jai$a hi.....
Pushtu
Sumra Khukaly Mazigar Wow Tha Ra Naghlii
Zamung Kali Kii Akhter Wow Tha Ranghlii
Ma Nakrizii Vee Rawarii Sta Da Para Tha Ranaghlii
Tool Gham De Zama Pa Sar Wow Tha Ranaghlii...!!!!!
Friendship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.
knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz
u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart
Difference between Good Friend and True Friend.

Good Friend comes to visit u in the hospital

with flower and goes.

But

A True Friend sits near u and says: yaar,

bohat tite nurse hai, aaram se theek hona
Friends are Angles.. sent 4m heaven dey guide U care4 U luv U & inspire U u r one of d sweetest Angels i ever had...! hope u''ll b my Angel 4 ever...!
MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS
Making Friends Is Not Abt

Collecting Pearls Or Diamonds!

Its Abt Accepting One As Coal

N Wait Til D Warmth

Of Frndship

Turns It To Diamond.
Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nai hoti
dosti sirf jazbat nai hoti ,
kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko tumhari bhalai ka
warna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nai hoti.