When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3149 views       Friendship

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Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.
Pyar V/S Dosti
Pyar Ek Shikwa Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.
Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Hy,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Hy.
Pyar Dewano Ka Kam Hy,
Dosti Dlwalo Ka Nam Hy.
We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other''s
Smaller Defects ... (:

Stay Blessed .. !!
Hearts Can Only LOVE For A While...
Feet Can Only WALK For A While...
Clothes Wont Ne 4ever In STYLE...,
But Having A FRIEND Like U Is 4ever WORTHWHILE!!!
ye lamhey yun he guzar jaeen gey,
shayad ham dost yun he bichar jaeen ge,
naraaz na hona hamari shrartoon se,
ye hi tu pal hain jo kal yaad aeen gey...
[[ tOdAyz ThOught ]]


Minds Are Like Parachutes.

They Only Function

When They Are Open.
Friendship... is not something you learn in school.

But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,

you really haven''t learned anything
What Is Friend........?????
I Will Tell You......

It Is Someone
With Whom You Dare To Be
Yourself.
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)
When a Guy does Something
Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't
mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something
Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Some friends r worth 2b Thrown,
Some r Good 2 keep,
Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,

and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...
.
.
.
.
in the Treasure Box 2 b kept

4 ever.
"Kuch log"

Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log

kehte hain dosti zindagi hai.

hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai..

jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai....