When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3107 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

1 Advice- Don’t change,
1 request- take care,
1 wish- Don"t forget me,
1 Lie- I hate U,
1 truth- I Miss U,
1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.
Dosti Is Something
That No One Can Hate

Dosti Is A Passion
We Can Never Rate

Dosti Can Happen
Anytime Early Or Late

Dosti Is Only Medicine
Without Expiry Date ... =)
FRIENDSHIP isn"t how U forGet but how U forGive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop there is at last a drop which makes it run over, so in a series of kindness there is at last one which makes the heart run over.
"DEAR FRIEND"

"KHUDA" Kare har din apki khushian Petrol k Rates ki tarha Barhti Rahin,

Or



"Or Ghamoo ki Supply Bijli ki Tarha Band Rahen

"Ameen"
You''re Important To Me. Life Is Very Short,
And We Are Fragile Creatures.

Our Hearts Were Meant To Be Filled With Love,
Not Hate; Joy And Not Sorrow.

So Please, Stop Today And Take The Time
To Tell Just One Person That Your Life Is Better
Because They Are A Friend!
New theory:
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Argument wins the person,but loses the relation so don't argue with your friend just
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Slap them n say,
kum bol kum. ...:D
GOD Wantd 2 Make
A Person Ful Of Love
So HE Made
MOTHER

A Person Ful Of Support
So HE Made
FATHER

Some1 Who Can Offer Help
So HE Made
BROTHER

Some1 2 Play Pranx & Add Joy
So HE Made
SISTER

Thn GOD Decided To Make
A Special Person Who Has
All d Qualities Together All In 1
So HE Made
FRIENDS ...
As Precious As U Are To Me,
As Precious No One Can Ever Be,
I Know All Friends Are Hard To Choose,
But You Are The One
''''I NEVER WANT TO LOOSE.''''
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?
Socho
Socho.
Nahi Maloom..!!!!
Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega..
A Friend Is A Sweet Gift

An Emotnal Lift

A Heart Healer

A Mood Chiller

A Gem So Rare

An Answerd Prayer

A Hapy Mate

In

1 Word Its YOU

My Dear
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko me chupaya jaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
agar wo rahe udas to hamase bi na muskuraya jaye