When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3190 views       Friendship

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Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
To Meet A
F.R.I.E.N.D
Like You ...
Is Like ,
The Delight Of
R.A.I.N
After A Long
D.R.O.U.G.H.T ... :)

zindagi milti hai ek bar,
moat milti hai ek bar,
pyar hota hai ek bar,
jab ho hai sab kuch ek bar‘
phir q light jati hai bar bar ?
Friends should be like zero''s. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.
Aap ki dosti ki ek najar chahiye,
dil hai beghar usko ek ghar chahiye,
saath chalte rahna ai dost,
ye dosti hame umar bhar chahiye.
Muskurana hi to Khushi nahi hoti,
Umer Bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud ko mitana Parta Hai Dosti mein,
Kyun k Sirf Dost Kehene se Hi Dosti Nahi Hoti..
feeling is a painting never spoil it,
face is abook try to read it,
love is precious never lose it,
and
friendship is a mirror never break it,
Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,
bright enough to conquer
the darkness of broken heart,
bringing sunshine to the soul,
making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,
a special blessing from above,
bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,
making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,
a gift of joy,
leaving behind a smile
and erasing all traces of woe,
making everything seem shiny and new.
Wishing To be Friends Is Quick Work

But

Friendship Is Slow Ripening Fruit ...
F.r.i.e.n.d.s

Are Angels ...

Who Lift Us

To Our Feet

When Our Wings

Have Trouble Remembering

How To Fly ... :)
I''ve Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I''m A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World ... :)

Dedicated To All
My Buddies *.*
Phulo se bagiya mahekti rahe ,
sitaro se duniya chamkati rahe,
hum rahe na rahe,
dua h rab se aapki kismat har dam chamkti rahe....