When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2544 views       Friendship

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Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You

If your heart is broken tell me, I''ll get the glue =P

If you are lost in life call me, I''ll come find you (=

If you''re sad =( please just text me, it''s my obligation to make you smile =)

n

If you''re happy let me know =D We''ll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
Frnd is 1 who tolerates ur worst MOOD,

Manages to smile on ur idiotic JOKE,

Tries 2understand ur craziest DREAM,

n Helps 2deal with ur PROBS..

Always n 4ever..
Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt äñ éxäm tö päàs ör fäìl.
Frìèñdshìp ìs ñöt å cömpètìtìöñ tö wìñ ør Lösè.
It ìs féèlìñg ìñ whìch U cärè för sömèöñè mörè thäñ yöùrsèlf.
INTRODUCTION IS POSSIBLE ANY TIME,
LOVE IS POSSIBLE SOME TIME,
MARRIAGE IS POSSIBLE ONE TIME,
BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSSIBE ONCE IN A LIFE TIME!!!!
Mehek dosti ki, kisi ishq se kam nahin hoti,
yeh duniyan ishq pe khatam nahin hoti,
agar saath ho zindagi mein sacche doston ka
toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahin hoti!
People will come and people will go,
The seasons will change and it will show,
I will age and so will you,
But our friendship will remain strong and true!
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Friends Are Like The Sun ...

They Never Fail To Proceed To Make All Your Days

Bright & Warm ... [-_-]
pyar aur dosti me itna fark paya hai,
pyar ne sahara aur dost ne saath nibhaya hai,
kis rishtey ko gehra kahu,
EK ne jindagi di hai to DUSRE ne jina sikhaya hai.
What is the difference between BLOOD and FRIEND.
BLOOD enters the heart and flows out.
But FRIEND enter the HEART and Stays inside Forever.