When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2856 views       Friendship

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I Secure My Friend
i secure my friend
not by accepting favors
but by doing If all
my friends were to jump off
a bridge I wouldn''t jump with them
I''d be at the bottom to catch them
Everyone hears what you say
I say and You listen Its a good Friendship You say and I listen Its a better Friendship But I don’t say and You understand, Is best Friendship…
God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .
Im not your friend if...
You whould rather keep quiet when you really waana talk!
Im not your friend if...
You hesitate to ask me to stay back when you think we should be together!
Im not your friend if...You take too much tine to tell me what i mean to you!
Am i ur friend???
A smile can take u milez..!!!
Bolti hai dosti chup rahta hai pyar!
Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar !
mailati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar
phir be kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar.
pyar aur dosti me itna fark paya hai,
pyar ne sahara aur dost ne saath nibhaya hai,
kis rishtey ko gehra kahu,
EK ne jindagi di hai to DUSRE ne jina sikhaya hai.
F R I E N S H I P
Is Like Smell
You Can Never
Touch It
But
If You Want
You Can Easily Feel It ... :)
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u
leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is
no scope for tears if your friend is good.
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p


Is Born At The Moment

When One Person Says To Another

" What !
You Too !
Thought I Was The Only One ..." (=
Pyar se bada koi tohfaa nahi hota
Bewafi se bada koi dhoka nahi hota
Kabhi na thukrana dosto ko
kyoki es se bada koi bharosha nahi hota
Ek dost aisa chahiye jo
Hume apna maan sakay
Hamray har dukh ko jaan sakay
Chal rhay hoon hum tez barish mein phir bhi pani
Mein ansso ko pehchan sakay
H-m T-m
will never complete without "u"
&
fr-end sh-p will never complete without "i"
so "u" & "i" must be there 4 ever 2 keep hum tum frnds 4 ever...!