When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3031 views       Friendship

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dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.
Frndshp is:
Vast like UNIVERSE, High like SKY, Strng like IRON, Dip like OCEAN, Kind like MOTHER, Cute like HUM, Sweet like TUM, put 2gtha frndshp is HUMTUM
Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as you,

n that''s the very special reason why I keep in touch with u.
Friendship Is Like A War


Easy To Start


Difficult To End And Impossible To Forget


So I''m Having

"WAR"

With U

And I Hope U Don''t Want

"PEACE" Too. . . :->
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
Love-a set of
HEART

Attraction-a set of
style

Marriege-a set of
LIFE

But

Frendship- a set of
"YOU"
F: FIELD of LOVE!..
R: ROOT ofJOy!..
I: ISLAND of GOD!..
E: END of SoRROW!..
N: NAME of HOPE!..
D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!
dats YOU my FRIEND..
when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my friend
LIFE IS 5 STAR
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,
ACTION STAR IS
FATHER,
ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,
TOP STAR IS
LOVER
&
THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "RoCk3r"
*;%;%''*
*;*;%/*%*
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TaZa ph00L BilKuL apKi TarH,
FarAK BuSs ItNA haI,
yEh LakH0on kI TadDaD MaiN HaIN,



oR

AaP

LakHo0N MaiN aIK HaiN.....
Life''s Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)
Muskurana hi to zindgi nahi hoti.
oumar bitana hi to zindgi nahi hoti.
khud ko mitana parta ha dosti ma.
kyun k dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti.