When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3429 views       Friendship

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Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
New friends may be a poem, but old friends are alphabets. Do not forget alphabets, coz u''ll need them to read the poem!
FRIEND MEANS
F-Free frm all formality
R-Right 2say anything
I-In Anyway
E-Either Good &Bay
N-No Soory No Thanks
D- Dantna Pitna Allowed.OK
Friendship isn''t about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... Its all about who came and never left.
Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but
FRIENDS will always live with u
Bohat Khubso0rat Hy Ye Dua Hamari
Phoolon Ki Tarha Mehky Ye Zindagi Tumhari
Muje Kya Chahiye Or Zindagi Me
Kabhi Khatam Na Ho Bas Ye Dosti Hamari....
What Is The Height Of Frustration?






U Want Ans

Hahaha!

I Dont Know
If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death..
I''LL spend 23:55 min with U..
U must b thinking abt last 5 min..
Tab main tumhara bhi gala daba donga..
kio FRIEND
Sath nahi Chalega ... :P:P
Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
DOST Wo Ho Jo
JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB- Ki Barish Ho
MAR- Ki Shaam Ho
APR- Ki Bahar Ho
MAY- Ki Subha Ho
JUN- Ki Chaa''on Ho
JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho
AUG- Ki Taaro''n Bhari
Raat Ho
SEP- Ki Chandni Ho
OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho
NOV- Ki Hawa Ho
DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho

SAAL k 12 Mahiney
Saath Ho ... :)
Sumtyms In Lyf

U Find A Special Frend

Sum1 Who Changes Ur Lyf

Just By Being Part Of It

Sum1 Who Makes U Laugh

Until U Can''t Stop

Sum1 Who Makes U Believe

That There Really Is
Good In d World

Sum1 Who Convinces U

That There Really Is
An Unlocked Door

Just W8ing 4 U 2 Open It ... (=
A single candle can illuminate an entire room.
A true friend lights up an entire lifetime
Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.