When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3030 views       Friendship

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GOD Wantd 2 Make
A Person Ful Of Love
So HE Made
MOTHER

A Person Ful Of Support
So HE Made
FATHER

Some1 Who Can Offer Help
So HE Made
BROTHER

Some1 2 Play Pranx & Add Joy
So HE Made
SISTER

Thn GOD Decided To Make
A Special Person Who Has
All d Qualities Together All In 1
So HE Made
FRIENDS ...
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art....
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It''s not something you learn in school. But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven''t learned anything
Friends

Are Like

"Marsh Mellow" In "Hot Chocolate"

Yeah

"Hot Chocolate" Is Good Without
"Mellows"

But

Its No Fun Drinking It ... :)
Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon ,
Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon
To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh
Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon
~ A Frnd''z Prayer ~


May My Frndshp
Alwayz B
The Mst Imprtnt Thing
2 Me
Wid Special Frndz I Feel
Em Blessed
So Lemme Give My Best
I Wana Do Mch More
Thn Share
The Hopes N Plans Of
Frndz Who Care
Lemme Use My Heart 2 C
2 Realize Wht Frndz
Can B
& Make No Judgment
Frm Afar
But
Luv My Frnz D Way
They R ... (:
Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
Mgr
Masla Ye Hy,
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Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta..
Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES....
and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1
Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
There are 2 types of enjoyment.
One is being with a friend.
The other is being with the memories of friends.
Miss u but not ur memories.
I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge