When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3817 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

be careful in selection of words bcz words spoken are like an
arrow shooted from a bow ur harsh words may bring scratches on
the cd of heart!
khud pe bharosa hai to khuda tere sath hai,
apno pe bharosa hai to har dua tere sath hai,
zindagi se kabhi mat darna aiy dost,
tera ye dost sada tere sath hai.
wo aaya tha mehfil me magar shoq se nhe
wo pas to betha tha magar dil se nh
kon kehta hai use piyar nh tha
piyar to tha maga afsos mujh se nh....
Wo dil hi kya jo milane ki dua na kare,
tujhe bhul ke jiyu khuda na kare,
rahegi hamari dosti zindgi bhar,
ye baat alag hai ki zindgi wafa na kare.
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You''ve Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don''t Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=
Har khushi dil ke kareeb nahi hoti,

zindgi gum se door nahi hoti.

Sanjokar rakhna ye dosti humari,

ye dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti.
One Injection Of
Trust

One Tablet Of
Care

One Tbs Syrup Of
Attention

One Drip Of
Understanding

Take 3 Tyms A Day

It''s All Necessary 4 The Health Of
"FRIENDSHIP"
Achy Dost
"HATH" Aur
"ANKH" Ki Tarha
Hotey Hain, Jab
"HATH" Ko
Taqleef Hoti Hai To
"ANKH" Roti hai.
Auur jab "Ankh"
Roti hai to
"HATH" ansoo
Ponchta hai.
~BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT~

"When Someone
Allows You To
Bear His Burdens,
You Have
Found Deep
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p ..." (:
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u
ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
Distances never separates any relation,
Time never builds any relation.
If feelings are true from heart,
Then frnds are always frnds 4evr