When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2556 views       Friendship

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frindeship not an eaxam to pa$s or fail..
Frinde$hip i$ not a competition to win or Lo$e..
It i$ feeling in wich yo care for $am one more than your$elf.....
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
The Only Difference Between

A Wise Man And A Stupid Man

Is The Magnitude

Of Their Mistakes ...
Friends are a promise made in the heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance... Unchangeable by time. It''s lovely to have u as one!
Friends Are Like Fish

U have To Sit Patiently For A Long Tym To Catch A Nice One . . .

Just Like I Caught You

You Better Stay Nice Or Sould I Fry u . . . =)
Achevement in you life is not wheres in a year u make 1000 friends in a year,, but an achievement is what u be wid ur 1 best fren fo 1000 years..
Tanhai me fariyad to kar sakte hai,
Virane ko aabad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua agar aapse mil nahi sakte,
Apko dil se yaad to kar sakte hain..
Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
Mgr
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Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta..
Muskurana hi Khushi nahin hoti....

Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahin hoti....

Khud ko Mitana parta hai DOSTI main....

kyun ke DOST kehna hi DOSTI nahin hoti
FRENDSHIP is Wen U hav a huge fight;
decide to break all relations.....

den u decide 2 put aside ur egos, hug each other n say,
aye NAUTANKI, I NEED U yaar.....
A strong bonding does''nt need daily messages,

Doesn''t always need calls.

As long as love lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs.
Friendship is a mercury drop...
If its
dropped...
Impossible to
Recollect...
So
don''t drop your friends.!
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