When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2791 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
Road Has Speed
Limit
Bank Has Money
Limit
Exam Has Time
Limit
Building Has Height
Limit
Bt Frendship Has
NO Limit
pyar aur dosti me itna fark paya hai,
pyar ne sahara aur dost ne saath nibhaya hai,
kis rishtey ko gehra kahu,
EK ne jindagi di hai to DUSRE ne jina sikhaya hai.
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta
Is dil main yaadon ke male hian,
Tum bin bohut akele hain,
Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian,
Dekho hum kitne wale hian.

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.
I might run out of cute graphics to send you
but i will never run out of this

CARE FOR YOU
"Flower Turns 2 Fruit Bt Fruit Cant Turns To Flower"





Just Think
Frndship May Turns 2 Lov
Bt
Lov Cant Turns 2 Friendship.
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can"t be defined without YOU.
Zindagi behaal hai Sur hai naa taal hai,
msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
Make a Heart Which never breaks

Make a smile which never Hurts

Make a touch which never pains

And make a Friendship which never ends . . .