When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3474 views       Friendship

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If U Trust Sum1,

Trust Till The End;

Whatever The Results May Be"

In The End Either U'll Have A Very

Good Relation

Or A Very Good Lesson....
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
A friend is like an angle, who lifts us off our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
The world is like a mirror if u face it smiling, it smiles right back.
Among D GR8 & Glorious Gifts
That V R Blessed With...

It Is D Gift Of Understanding..
That V Find In True Friends!

Like You And Me.

FrIeNsHiP iS Da OnLy ReLaTiOnShIp ThAt wE cAn "ChOoSe". . .
A tRuE fReNd iS SoMeOnE WhO sTaNdS bY u iNtHe DaRkEsT hOuR
&
sAy
"dOn''T wOrRy I aM hErE ! !"
My Friendship Is

Not A MOON

Not A SUN

Not A STAR

Because They All Are Dissapear

My Friendship Is Like SKY

Which Will Alwayz Be Watching Over U . . .
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)
Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

Oscar Wilde
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..
Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...