When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3824 views       Friendship

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Life Is Sea

Heart Is Sea-Shore

It Doesn''t Matter How Many Waves Are There

But

Matters Which One Touches The Shore . . .
aik HASI
jo HASA de

aik AANSO
jo RULA de

aik CHAHAT
jo SAMAJ le

har AAHAT
jo JAAN le

us RISTAY
ka NAAM hay


DOSTI
When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in
Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to
My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !
May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming
New Year.. !
FRIEND in different languages…

Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply “YOU”
Ae dost Allah kary tum jeo hazar baras
.
Aur har baras kay ho hazaar saal
Muskurana hi Khushi nahin hoti....

Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahin hoti....

Khud ko Mitana parta hai DOSTI main....

kyun ke DOST kehna hi DOSTI nahin hoti
Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek
Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,
Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,
i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you
Men Kick Friendship
Around Like A Football ,

But

It Dusn''t Seem To Crack ...

Women Treat It Like Glass

And

It Goes To Pieces ...


Isn''t It Strange ...
. F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown
frindeship not an eaxam to pa$s or fail..
Frinde$hip i$ not a competition to win or Lo$e..
It i$ feeling in wich yo care for $am one more than your$elf.....