When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3368 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

I don''t regret the things I have done and the things I didn''t do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.
Alone i can say bt 2gthr v can chat,
Alone i can smile bt 2gthr we cn laugh,
Alone i can live bt 2gthr we cn celebrate.
Dis is d magic of r frdship.
Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art…
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
''Birth'' Is Once

''Youth'' Is Once

''Death'' Is Once

''Love'' Is Once

''Marriage'' Is Once

But

''Friendship''

It Runs ''Forever'' ... :)
A short but nice sentence by a true friend
.
"Surely Hurt me with truth, but never please me with a lie"
.Request hai Tum sE

Reféus màt karnà,



Friendship Ke Bulb Ko fuse màt Kàrnà,





Hum DosT hain Tumharay,



Loose mat karna,



Meri jagah kisi ko CHOOSE mat Karna.
Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan Hum Apni "FEELINGS" Or Apna Piyaar
Bhi Send Ker Sakty. To Aap Ke Sary "GHUM" Hum "Receive" Kerty.
Or Hum Apni Sari "Khushiyan" Aap Ko Send Kerty."_"
I''ve learnt many things from my Friends

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

They gave me money when I''m empty in college cantene

They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I''m leaving them

They love me
They care me

n

I love them too....

But still I''ve a complaint

Stil They don''t teach me 1 thing

n

You know what?

.
.

They don''t teach me

.
.
.

How to live without them

Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=
Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your
friends, and me if I
am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are
the numbers of what
kind of friend you are based on how many you get
back..

1-3 ~ you''re a bad friend
4-6 ~ you''re an okay friend
7-9 ~ you''re a good friend
10+ ~ you''re great friend
A Great Quote By
Abraham Lincoln

"If FrIeNdShIp
iS yOuR wEaKeSt
PoInT tHeN yOu ArE
tHe StRiNgEsT pErSoN
iN tHe WorLd ... " :)
When U Feel Alone
&
Wanna Shade
Some Tears ...

Then

You Need A Person
In Face Of A

Best Friend

U Need A Shoulder
To Cry On ...

Then Come To Me ... =)
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence