When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3998 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Seperations r those wounds


tht nobdy can heal.


N memoris r those treasures


tht nobdy cn steal.


Bt do nt separate


to make memories.


Stay in touch!
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love,
bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship
rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega phone aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
Humne jo chaha taqdir se paya,

Taqdir ne hamein Aap se Milaya,

Khush naseeb thy hum ya woh pal tha haseen,

K Aap jesa dost meri zindgi mein Aya.
The best feeling in the world is
when yOu think that ur friend forgot you
&
suddenly
yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying
“Hey I am Missing yOu “


Many ppl give U
"Crying Tears n Laughing Smiles"
But
Dere r few ppl who give U "Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles"
Those very few r called
"REAL FRIENDS" (:
Though Miles Lie Between Us

We Are Far Apart

For Friendship Doesn''t Count The Miles

It Is Measured By Heart ... =)
We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop there is at last a drop which makes it run over, so in a series of kindness there is at last one which makes the heart run over.
FrIeNdS aRe ThE

BaCon BiTs

In thE

SaLad BoWl

Of LiFe ... (=
Mehek dosti ki, kisi ishq se kam nahin hoti,
yeh duniyan ishq pe khatam nahin hoti,
agar saath ho zindagi mein sacche doston ka
toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahin hoti!
Ager Kisi pas sub kuch To

"DUNYA JALTI HAY"

Ager

Kuch Na Ho To

"DUNYA HUNSTIHAY"

Meray pas Aap Ky Liye itni

DUAAEEN

Hain jis ky Liye

"DUNYA TARASTI HAY.
Monsoon rain or summer heat
You are the reason why I breathe
Tell me friend what is sweet
Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.