When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     4001 views       Friendship

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The nominees for the best friends are

you

you
you

you

&
You
and the winner is "me" because


I have you
F R I E N D S H I P

Opens Many Doors

Each Tym With A Different View

But

None Could Be More Beautiful

Then The One That Lead To

Y O U ... =)
Never keep your good friends in your eyes
They may fall as tears from your eyes
Always place them in your heart
So that every heart-beat remind you
That THERE IS SOMEONE FOR YOU
Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u....
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
.
a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
D 1who holds ur hands evrytim u need suport

is surely ur gud frnd.

But ur best frnd''s d 1 who holds ur hands

evn more tightly wen u say

''PLZ LEAVE ME ALONE..!
Friends Are Like Fish

U have To Sit Patiently For A Long Tym To Catch A Nice One . . .

Just Like I Caught You

You Better Stay Nice Or Sould I Fry u . . . =)
Vacancy available

Post... True Friend

Ability... Loving & Caring

Experience... Not Required

Duty... To Sms Daily

Salary... Never Ending Love

To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
(-_-) Can u Close Ur Eyes For a Minute Plz.
Thank You
Did You Feel How Dark it Was?
This is My Life Without a Sweet Friend Like U
Walking With A Friend

In Dark Is

Better Than

Walking Alone

In Light .
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