When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3752 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …
After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That''s how we are here...!! (:
Who Is A Dost?
Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye
Bevajah Sar Khaye
Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye
Kabhi Rulaye Magar
Hamesha Saath Nibhaye
Definition of a true friend...

MY medicine when i m in pain..
MY letter when i m very far ...
my smile when i m sad..
MY hanky when i cry..
and ....

MY last one more breath when i DIE.....


this is what i define a s a friend..!!
rab se aap ki khushi mangtay hain,
duaao mein aap ki hansi mangtay hain,
sochtay hain kia mange aap se,
chalo aap ki umar bhar ki dosti mangtay hain...!
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are
a coin to earn
buta friend easy to find
a coin depreciate
a friend appreciate
i lost a coin when i tested you
''''Art of LIVING''''


1st of All
Don''t make frnds
if Done
Then Don''t Go much 2 close them,
if Gone

Then Don''t Love them,

if loved

Then plz Don''t Leave them
MY $WEET DREAMZ


FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
Naseeb naseeb ki baat hoti hai,

Khushiyo ki bhi kabhi shaam hoti hai.

Mushkile u hi khatam nahi ho jaati hai,

Iske piche bhi kisi ki fariyad hoti hai
S0 many talks on a issue..
S0 much fun of a singl inn0cent frnd..
S0 many frndz on 1bench..
S0 much laugtr on 1stupd j0ke..
S0 many callz n smsz on birthday nite..
S0 many hugs for 0ne littl w0rry..
S0 much luv for jst 1pers0n..
S0 many tearz for 0ne little fight..
Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"
... L0ve y0u !!
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TaZa ph00L BilKuL apKi TarH,
FarAK BuSs ItNA haI,
yEh LakH0on kI TadDaD MaiN HaIN,



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AaP

LakHo0N MaiN aIK HaiN.....