When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3332 views       Friendship

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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,


otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u
Friendship is not how you forget.,but how you forgive. . .
Not how you listen, But how you understand. . .
Not how you see, But how you feel. . .
And not how you let go, But how you hold. . .
Freiends are part of life . . .
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.
If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day!
7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week!
4 Sweet weaks make 1 seet month
1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!
No sound in this world can be more louder than silence

And if someone cannot understand your silence, he can never understand ur words
Udas mat ho Dost....
dono milkar dubara ZANZEER film banayenge...,
Tum BIG B ban jana Hum PRAN ban jayenge...,
Dono yaari hai imaan gana gayenge...,
Agar film flop bhi ho jati hai to bilkul na ghabrana.
Dono station par chay ki dukan chalayenge.
Tum chay banana aur ham chay chay chilaye ge magar DOSTI to NIBHAYENGE.
Bohat Khubso0rat Hy Ye Dua Hamari
Phoolon Ki Tarha Mehky Ye Zindagi Tumhari
Muje Kya Chahiye Or Zindagi Me
Kabhi Khatam Na Ho Bas Ye Dosti Hamari....
Friendship is like a string, when it breaks, it may be tied again but a knot comes there at the joint. So be careful about your friends and never try to break your friendship because it may be made again but there will be bad impression of break is left in the string of Friendship
I dont know how to feel when your the friend that makes me wanna take my life cuz ur not a part of my today but also makes me wanna live in the HOPe that you may be a part of my tomorrow...
Mustakil is jahan main tum bhi nahin.
Mustakil is jahan main hum bhi nahin.
Na musarrat hi mustakil hai yahan.
Mustakil is jahan main Ghum bhi nahin.
Phir adawat hi mustakil hi kyoun ho.
Aao kuch is tarha na ker dekhen.
In andheron main roshni ker lain.
Aao Dosti ker lain.
Aao Dosti ker lain.
do$ti Yaqeen pe Tiki hoti hay
ye Dewar Bari Mu$hkil $e jhari Hoti hay
Kabhi Fur$at mile To Parna kitab Ri$hto ki
Do$ti Khoon k Ri$hto se B Bari Hotu hay.....