When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3906 views       Friendship

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Milna Bicharna Sab
Qismat Ka Khel Hy

Kahin Nafrat Kahin
Dilo''n Ka Mail Hy

Bik Jata Hy Har Rishta
Dunya Main

Sirf Dosti Hi Yahan
"Not For Sale" Hy ... :)
Life Starts INTENSE

But

Ends With SILENCE

Love Starts With FEAR

But

Ends With TEARS

And

Friendship Starts
HOWEVER

Will Always Remain
FOREVER ^-^
Dosti Is Something
That No One Can Hate

Dosti Is A Passion
We Can Never Rate

Dosti Can Happen
Anytime Early Or Late

Dosti Is Only Medicine
Without Expiry Date ... =)
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u..
Never say thanx who really need u..
Never blame a person who really trust u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..
Jab Waqt ne Zindagi se Hisaab maanga,
To humne socha kya Khoya or kya Paaya,
Khone ka to Hisaab na mila,
Yaad raha to bas itna ke Dost ap jaisa bhi payaa
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries; Live simply;
Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say,
It doesn"t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow,
yesterday, today and everyday.
Facts Are GOD''S Argument ...

We Should Be Carefull

Never To

Misunderstand

Or

Prevent Them
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
dosti gunah hai to hone na dena,
dosti khuda hai to khone na dena,
karte ho dosti jab kisi se to,
kabhi us dost ko rone na dena.
A Broken Star Asked Me To Choose A Million Dollars & A Nice Friend.
It Took Me A Second In Choosing Million Dollars. Why? Bcoz I Already Have You . . . . . ;->
Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !