When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3315 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
a blessing dats rare & true, dats =
the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
From Today


4th Sunday


Is A Special Day


3rd August


Guess It



No Idea






Its Friendship Day



I Am
D
1st
To
Wish
You!
Aasman se utari hai,
taro se sajai hai,
chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Mere DOST sambhal kar rakhna ye DOSTI,
ye meri jindagi bhar ki kamai ha na
A single candle can illuminate an entire room.
A true friend lights up an entire lifetime
Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.
A Stone Dropped In
Water In A Moments
Its Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000 Ripples
Circling On & On
2day Im Here
2morow Im Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000
Memorie Echoing
On & On
Old Friends Are GOLD . . . New Frndz May Be DIAMOND . . .
But
Don''t Ever Forget The GOLD
B''coz
To Hold A "DIAMOND" U Alwayz
Need A Base Of "GOLD". . . :->
How friends break? both frnd will think the other is
busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think y should i contact.
Here ur love will be converted to hate.
Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.
They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will
meet and blame 1 another.
So keep in touch with all our frnds
Friendship Is A Promise Made In D Heart.


Silent.




Unwritten.



Unbreakable By Distance.


Unchangeable By Time.
Like Us.
La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!
*%*
*. .*
( ._, )
*==* friendship
need no
promises,
no demands and
no expectations.
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u

Our friendship is so beautiful to me.
Like a bird, it flies free.
It shines brightly like the sun.
Whoever knew friendship was so fun?
It lifts us up, never lets us down.
Never ever does it make us frown.
Our friendship makes us blessed.
It is definitely the best!