When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3794 views       Friendship

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Everyone has a friend

during each stage of life

But only lucky ones have

the same friend in all stages

of life.
A True Friend Knows Your Weaknesses But Shows You Your Strengths; Feels Your Fears But Fortifies Your Faith; Sees Your Anxieties But Frees Your Spirit; Recognizes Your Disabilities But Emphasizes Your Possibilities.
Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.
La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge...
patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge...
kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain...
ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.
Two Friends Are Two People Who
Are Comfortable Sharing Silence
Together.
Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!
A true friend is like a cool shadow of tree
When you get tired of hot weather
You sit under this shadow of friendship

"Be my true friend for always"
Only Your

Real Friends


Will Tell

You


When

Your Face


Is Dirty.


~Sicilian Proverb
May Be A Hundred
Bitter Words

Will Not Give Pain

But A

Special Friend

Silence Brings More Tears To The Heart

So Always Keep In Touch .
A Loving smile &a heart of gold
ur dearest person ths world cn hold
Though heart fails & life deprts
u''ll live as a frnd 4ever in my heart.