When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3446 views       Friendship

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Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.
I can''t
recall
how the two of us
started
to
know
each other.

All I know is
there''s something
in you that makes me
feel fine!

So i hope
you''ll never
change
and be the
same person
whom I''ve
known from the
start..
Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya
ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya.

hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein
jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaraam aaya.
.
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti,
jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti,
kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost,
yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!
Rose for love,
Cloud’s for rain,
Heart for blood,
But hands to shake,
To never forget to shake hands
Coz its gesture of friendship.
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Na dil ko juda “kijiye” Zara soch samjh kar yeh faisla “kijiye” agar aap jee sakte hain bin mere,To phir mere marne ki dua “Kijiye
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye
*%*
*. .*
( ._, )
*==* friendship
need no
promises,
no demands and
no expectations.
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u.
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
Fr!eNdSh!p ...

!s a StRoNg & HaBiTuAl !nCl!nAtIoN

!n tWo PeRsOnS

To PrOmOtE

ThE gOoD & HaPp!nEsS

Of OnE aNoThEr ... :)