When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3739 views       Friendship

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Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Hi
"FRIEND"
F for faithful
R for real
I for intelligent
E for earnest
N for noble
D for dear

just like u
Sometimes In Life
V Run So Fast That
V Don''t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...

THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)
Few realation in Earth Never Die.
Want to know What is it ? Read again..
(F) Few (R) Realation (I) In (E) Earth (N) Never (D) Die
I''ve Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I''m A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World ... :)

Dedicated To All
My Buddies *.*
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
Alphabetic advice for you:-
A B C
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F
Don''t Entertain Fools.
G H I
Go for High Ideas.
J K L M
Just Keep Lovely friend like Me
"I Value Ma Friends

More Than I Value
My Life.

So When I Say

U R My Friend,

It''s Just As Gud

As Saying U R My Life".!
knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz

u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart
Its not an achievement to make 1000''s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000''s years.
A Friend Is A Sweet Gift

An Emotnal Lift

A Heart Healer

A Mood Chiller

A Gem So Rare

An Answerd Prayer

A Hapy Mate

In

1 Word Its YOU

My Dear
dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile.