When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3686 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

A good friend is like a Fragrance
When you remind of it
It makes you happy and feel good
And you are my good friend
Friendship is lyk a
Gold Chan
Ech link is a memory
4m past 2 present
Nvr let d Chain break
or else Frndship ''ll b
gone,
Remember
Gold is valuable as d
Frendship is ... :)
We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care,
we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom
we feel is our own. That"s Friendship, that"s Luv
Im not your friend if...
You whould rather keep quiet when you really waana talk!
Im not your friend if...
You hesitate to ask me to stay back when you think we should be together!
Im not your friend if...You take too much tine to tell me what i mean to you!
Am i ur friend???
A smile can take u milez..!!!
Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me ‘now’
and tell me ‘true’..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
“u’ are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u.
Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!
Wh8 sweetnes is left in
lyf if U take away
"frndship"?
Robbing lyf of
"frndship" is lyk
robbing d sun of d wrld
A "true frnd" iz mre 2
b esteemd thn kinsfolk :)
Some friends are like a Flower. and when they finally bloom they wilt away in just one day and some times just by noon. Some friends are like a cloudy day and when the sun's in sight. it gets blocked by the grayest cloud
Frendship is a promise spoken by da heart,
it is nt given by pledge,
it is nt ritten on paper,
itz a promise renewed everytime
TwO things are impOrtant in Our life.!.

Friend
Friendship
First One,
yOu shOuld make.!
SecOnd One,
yOu shOuld kEEp.!
A friendship doesn''t
shine by shaking
hands in the best times
But
It blossoms by holding
the hands firmly in
critical times ...
Indeed, True friendship
doesn''t require religion,
cast or culture similarity
But
Infact need a lot of
understanding blended
with extreme care, respect
and sacrifice .. (-,=)
Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd