When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3415 views       Friendship

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anso tary nikly aank meri ho,
dil tera dharke to dharkan meri ho,
khuda karay dosti hamary itni gehry ho,
saans teri rukay aur mout meri ho
You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--
Difference between Good Friend and True Friend.

Good Friend comes to visit u in the hospital

with flower and goes.

But

A True Friend sits near u and says: yaar,

bohat tite nurse hai, aaram se theek hona
Freinship is Sincarity, Loyality, Honest & Trust is first step of Freinship.

To Find a Sincare freind is like that to Find a DAIMOND in MANY STONES.
ZinDagi Mein Aisa DOST Shamil Kro
Jo Aaina Aur Saaya Ban K Sath Rahy

Kiyon K Aaina Jhoot Nahi Bolta Aur Saaya Sath Nahi Chorta
I''ve Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I''m A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World ... :)

Dedicated To All
My Buddies *.*
Feeling
f
luv
+
Moment
f
caring
+
small
sharing
+
2b
2gthr
in
pain,
Creates
a
miracle
called
"FRIENDSHIP"
Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.
Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
True Friends are like Diamond
They are real and rare
And everyone want it

False Friends are like sand and dust
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.

Your are my diamond, Take cares of yourself
I’m crying,
The tears are slowly going,
I’ve got a problem,
I can find a way out,
I’ve got a friend.
My friend has got a friend.
I’m a friend with my friend.
A friend is not a friend,
Without a friend,
That’s my friend,
My friend,
Who’s got a friend.