When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3092 views       Friendship

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SAYING OF ABDUL QADIR JELAANI (RA)

"MAIN LOGOO KO HAQ BAT KE TALQEEN KRTA RAHA YEHAN TK K
ALLAH NE MUJAY GHOS K RUTBY P FAIEZ FERMA DIYA"

SPECIAL MSG ON 11VE SHIREF
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
LIFE Becomes LIE
If "F" Is Missed

"F" Denotes

FRIEND

So LIFE Is LIE
Widout FRIEND

I''m Happy To Say That
My LIFE Is Not LIE
Till I Have FRIEND Like U ... =)
Friendship Is Like
Playing On Seesaw
Not Only Because
U Always Have Fun In It
But Also Because
U Wouldn''t Mind Going Down
To See Other Rise ... :)
Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,
bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa tou nahi k
ek pyara sa dost mujhse door ho raha hai..
rab se aap ki khushi mangtay hain,
duaao mein aap ki hansi mangtay hain,
sochtay hain kia mange aap se,
chalo aap ki umar bhar ki dosti mangtay hain...!
Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.
Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->
• A FRIEND IS:

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!
FRNDSHIP Is Not History

To Forget,

Not Maths To Calculate,

Not A Laguage To Learn.

Its Only The

Chemistry That

Reacts Between 2 Hearts..
A gud frnd of mine asked me oneday

"wat if I broke your trust someday...."

I replied ''''trusting u was MY decision

& proving me rite is UR choice''''.
is Ka Wajood Nahi Wo hasti Kis Kaam ki

Jahan Dil Na Lage Wo basti Kis Kaam Ki

Yaad Aap Ki Aaye Aur Hum SMS Na Kaaren

Tou Phir Aisi Dosti Kis Kaam ki . . . ;->