When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3290 views       Friendship

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A True Friend Knows Your Weaknesses But Shows You Your Strengths; Feels Your Fears But Fortifies Your Faith; Sees Your Anxieties But Frees Your Spirit; Recognizes Your Disabilities But Emphasizes Your Possibilities.

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!
Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.
To Meet A
F.R.I.E.N.D
Like You ...
Is Like ,
The Delight Of
R.A.I.N
After A Long
D.R.O.U.G.H.T ... :)
You are not only the friend I found,
You are an angel who walks on the ground,
I could search my whole life through,
And I know I’ll not find another friend like U.
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside when it is raining,
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
You Are The Most

Beautiful Flower

In My Garden Of Friendship,

Remain The

Same Forever
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop there is at last a drop which makes it run over, so in a series of kindness there is at last one which makes the heart run over.
O meri jaan

Banaras ke paan

Dosti ki aan

Pyar ki taan

Hati ki kaan

Chawal ke dhaan

Mere butter naan

Maan ya na maan

but reallly

you are a shaitaan!!!
"I Value Ma Friends

More Than I Value
My Life.

So When I Say

U R My Friend,

It''s Just As Gud

As Saying U R My Life".!
PHOOL Khil Kar UDAS Hai,

SAMANDAR Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hai.

EK Bar Aap MUSKURA Do,

Kyunki KHUDA Ko DUNIYA Ki

SABSE ''KHUBSURAT'' HASI Ki TALASH HAI