When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2932 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

"Jis ne CHAND KI ROSHNI
nhi dekhi"


"Jis ne PHOLON KI TAAZGI
nahi dekhi"


"Jo ye kehte hai k MITT
JATI ha DOORIYON se
DOSTI"


US ne SHYD hAMRI DOSTI
nAHI Dekhi..-;>
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti,
jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti,
kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost,
yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
Bolti hai dosti chup rahta hai pyar!
Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar !
mailati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar
phir be kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar.
Kon kehta hai k hum ap se gila krte hain
Jese milty hain wese mila krty hain
Hamari badnasibi pay mat jao ae mehboob
Kyu k phool aksar kanto pay khila krty hain
Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.
a friend thinks its


A friend thinks its over when you have a fight...

while a ''''Best Friend'''' thinks the friendship started when you have a fight :)
Listen & Silent r two words with same
alphabets & r very imp for friendship coz only
a true Friend can listen u when u r silent.
Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into
mothers
So mothers, be good to your
daughters too.. !
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe hain
ye lamhey yun he guzar jaeen gey,
shayad ham dost yun he bichar jaeen ge,
naraaz na hona hamari shrartoon se,
ye hi tu pal hain jo kal yaad aeen gey...