When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2747 views       Friendship

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After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." ;->
Sometimes In Life
V Run So Fast That
V Don''t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...

THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)
• A FRIEND IS:

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!
Sum Can Give U Crying Tears . . .
Many Others Can Give U Laughter, Smile . . .
But Only Few Can Give U
Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles . . .
Those Are Simply
FRRIENDS. . . :)
Jise dil ka kalam or mohabbat ki ink kahate hai,jise lamho ki kitab or yaado
ka covar kehate hai,yahe wo subjaet hai jise log friendship kahte hai
You make 10 friends,


laugh wid 9,


meet 8 of dem,


talk to 7,


celebrate wid 6,


share secrets wid 5,


trust 4,


cry wid 3


take help of 2.


But pls dn''t forget 1


dat is me ;-)
Everyone has a friend

during each stage of life

But only lucky ones have

the same friend in all stages

of life.
God
Never
Wanted
Us
2
Face
D
Tough
Times
Alone!
Da T''s
Y


HE
Made Us


.,. .*.
( ," )( ", )
(")=(")(")=(")

Frenz !
Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko me chupaya jaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
agar wo rahe udas to hamase bi na muskuraya jaye
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

Love risks degenerating into obsession,

friendship is never anything but sharing.
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.