When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3251 views       Friendship

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The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me
bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro,
dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai
A bEsT fRiEnD
iSn''T sOmEoNe,
WhO iS jUsT aLwaYz
tHeRe fOr YoU ...
It''S sOmEoNe wHo
uNdErSaTnDs YoU
a BiT mOrE tHaN
YoU uNdErStAnD
yOurSeLf ... (=
duniya kehti hai jise main chahta hon
wo chand ka ik tukra hay
per ham kehty hain hum jise chahte hain
chand uska ek tukra hai
Hum woh nahi jo aap ko gum main chor dey.
Hum woh nahi jo aap se naata tor dey.
Hum to aap ke woh dost hai
jo agar aap ke sans band ho to apni sansay jor dey.
Dost Ban Kar Bhi Nahin Saath Nibhaane Wala
Wohi Andaz Hai Zaalim Ka Zamaane Wala
Hum Ne Dekha Hai Gulistaan Ko Jalte Hue
Hai Koi Khuwaab Ki Tabeer Bataane Wala.
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,,,,,,,,,,,,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

What R U Wondering At?

I Hv Killed All Those Who Were Between I & U.
"Just 4 Our Friendship"
YOU know..?

What''s d Best thing about our Friendship.. ?

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

It''s d FIRST word of this Message..;-)
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.