When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3308 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

If time slips away without a word from me, U dont hv 2 worry about our friendship bcos feelings, beyond words will always keep me A R O U N D !
Dilon ko khareedney wale Hazar mil jayege,


Aap ko Dagha Dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,


Milega nA Aapko Hum jesa koi,


Milne ko To Dost Beshumar mil jayege.
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep It''s Roots Have Grown
A Friend

Is One Of The Nicest Thing

You Can Have

And

One Of the Best Things

You Can be ... :)
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
"F r i e n d s h i p
M a k e s
P r o s p e r i t y
M o r e
S h i n i n g
&
L e s s e n s
A d v e r s i t y
B y
D i v i d i n g
&
S h a r i n g
I t ... ^-^
F R I E N D S

Are Like

Q U I L T S

Lives Pieced Together ,

Stitched With Memories ,

And

Bound By Love ... :)
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
In your darkest hour
when u r fedup and blue
just remember this
i''ll always be there 4 u
i m no angel and can''t change fate
but i''ll do anything coz your my MaTe. . .
Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”