When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2681 views       Friendship

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The Words That Escape

A Friend''s Mouth Are

"I''ll Be There When You Say You Need Me"

But The Words That Are Unheard

From A True Friend''s Heart Are

"I''ll Be There...

Whether You Say

You Need Me Or Not."
Vacancy available

Post... True Friend

Ability... Loving & Caring

Experience... Not Required

Duty... To Sms Daily

Salary... Never Ending Love

To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
Pyar V/S Dosti
Pyar Ek Shikwa Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.
Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Hy,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Hy.
Pyar Dewano Ka Kam Hy,
Dosti Dlwalo Ka Nam Hy.
Thee Soul Of The Word
"F r I e N d S h I p"
Lies In The Poineer Alphabet
Coz
"F" Is Faith What Really Brings
To Us An Authentic
"F r I e N d S h I p" (=
You ask if we shall know our friends in heaven. Do you suppose we are greater fools there than here?
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
Sometimes I Want To Shout
To The World
"How Lucky I m To Have You As My Friend"
But
Sometimes I Want To Hush ...
Afraid That
"Somebody Might Take You Away From Me"
PAANI

AASMAN KI TARAF UTHAY TU BHAAB
AASMAN SE NEECHAY AAY TU BARISH
JUM KAR GIRAY TO AULAY
GIR KAR JAMAY TO BURF
PHOOL KI PATTI PER HU TO SHABNAM
PATTI SAE NIKLAY TU ARAG
JAMAH HU JAYE TU JHEEL
BEH JAYAE TO NADI
JISM SAE NIKLAY TU PASEENA
AANKHOON SAE NIKLAY TU AANSU
If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death..
I''LL spend 23:55 min with U..
U must b thinking abt last 5 min..
Tab main tumhara bhi gala daba donga..
kio FRIEND
Sath nahi Chalega ... :P:P
Hamari Dosti Aysi ho

k Tum

Har Raah

Har Nagar

Har Safar

Main milo

.
.
.
.
.
Agar mai mar bhi jaoon tu....

Aglay he Din Barabar wali Qabar mai millo
.Request hai Tum sE

Reféus màt karnà,



Friendship Ke Bulb Ko fuse màt Kàrnà,





Hum DosT hain Tumharay,



Loose mat karna,



Meri jagah kisi ko CHOOSE mat Karna.
After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That''s how we are here...!! (: