When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2592 views Friendship

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What Is The Difference

What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)

Ye dosti chirag

Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,
ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,
hum rahe na rahen is jahan me
bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.

Time Mite Lead

Time Mite Lead Me To No Where

&

Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz

Given Me That

Supreme Proof Ov Devotion

A Spontaneous Aversion For

The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces

Bu t

I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That

Once In My Life''s Journey We Became

FRIENDS . . . [~_~]

Never shall I forget

Never shall I forget the time I spent with you.. .

Please continue to be my friend. . .

As you will always find me yours . . . :)

hum woh nahi jo aap

Hum woh nahi jo aap ko gum main chor dey.
Hum woh nahi jo aap se naata tor dey.
Hum to aap ke woh dost hai
jo agar aap ke sans band ho to apni sansay jor dey.

UTRA THA CHAND

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN.
PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA.
HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE.
PER KIA KARTE, CHAND HI HAMARA NA HUWA.

The 2 Mst Misused

The 2 Mst Misused Wrds In the Entire Englsh Vocabury r Luv & Frndshp
A True Frnd Wud Die 4 U, So Whn U Start Counting Dem On 1 Hand, U Don’t Need Many Fingers

Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Art of LIVING

''''Art of LIVING''''

1st of All
Don''t make frnds
if Done
Then Don''t Go much 2 close them,
if Gone

Then Don''t Love them,

if loved

Then plz Don''t Leave them

I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5

if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid

Mine Friendship

Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never

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