When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2868 views       Friendship

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Dost milte hain yahaan dil ko dukhaane ke liye,
Ungaliyaan rakhte hain vo ham pe uthaane ke liye,
kyaa qusuur un kaa ye ikk rasm chalii aayi hai,
Tohamtein hotii hain duniyaa mein lagaane ke liye,
NaaKhudaa maan ke baithe hain jin kii kashtii mein,
Vo hamein maujon mein laaye thay Dubaane ke liye,
Vo havaaon kii tarah rukh ko
badal lete hain,
Ham nasiibon se lade thay jinhein paane ke liye,
I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
Met U..
Bcam Frnds..
Had Fun..
Freaked Out..
Shard Secrts..
Fought Wid U, F0ught Ova U, F0ught 4 U..
Cried 4 U, Cried Wid U..
Teasd U..
Hurt U...
Missd U..
& Here Me Stil Thinkin Of U...
Long Journey Huh?....
Will Never Let It End.. Right?
Just Wantd U 2 Know Dat My Friend...
U R Valued!! (-: | ;->
Flowers Of
True
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Never
Fade
Even
In
Harsh
Condition
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Never
Gives Up
Its
A
P.R.O.M.I.S.E
Made
Forever ... =)
LIFE IS 5 STAR
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,
ACTION STAR IS
FATHER,
ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,
TOP STAR IS
LOVER
&
THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "RoCk3r"
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Aksar dosti karne wale,
apne dost ki tarif karte rehte hain
Taki wo unse juda na ho jaye.
Hum isliye khamosh rehte hain,
taki un par koi aur fida na ho jaye.
You make 10 friends,


laugh wid 9,


meet 8 of dem,


talk to 7,


celebrate wid 6,


share secrets wid 5,


trust 4,


cry wid 3


take help of 2.


But pls dn''t forget 1


dat is me ;-)
Sum Can Give U Crying Tears . . .
Many Others Can Give U Laughter, Smile . . .
But Only Few Can Give U
Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles . . .
Those Are Simply
FRRIENDS. . . :)
Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my belovd frndz (:
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Phulon ki Tareef sab Karte hain,
Badi Mushkil se Log Kanton pe Gaur Karte hain.
MALI to Sirf Naam ke hote hain,
Phulon ki Hifazat to Kante hi Karte hain