When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3756 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko SMS Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har SMS Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota... ;->
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
Andhere ne Kabhi Roshni Nahi
Dekhi,
Maut ne kabhi Zindagi nahi dekhi,
Jo Kehte hai Mit Jati hai Duryo se
dosti,
Unhone Shayad Humari Dosti nahi
dekhi.
Few Moments In
FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating

- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:
maine kabhi apni nahi doosron ki khoshi chahi,

par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,

aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,

par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,

is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,

par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham
Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
Whats Friendship??

When U CaLL a Person By a Stupid name & Never By
Their Own Name.
Wen They ALways Get Angry Whenever U TeLL Them
That U r Busy and Can"t RepLy.
Wen They TeLL Everything Abt Themselves even if
its Embarracing.
Wen they Come 2 See U Whenever they Get a Chance.
Wen U Argue With each other on Stupid Things &
Then End Up Laughing.
CeLebrate ur Friendship.
Send this MSG 2 ur Friends who means aLot 2 U.
I Just Did...
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs.
but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is
equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a
sweet dream
When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,
That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.
Life''s Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)
Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..


But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..
Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd