When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3786 views       Friendship

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Friends Are Like The Sun ...

They Never Fail To Proceed To Make All Your Days

Bright & Warm ... [-_-]
A Friend Is One Who
Advise You To Study
Well

But

A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says

"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof,
it never has a happy ending too simply coz
it doesn"t end as long as friends r true, just like U!
Kon kehta hai k hum ap se gila krte hain
Jese milty hain wese mila krty hain
Hamari badnasibi pay mat jao ae mehboob
Kyu k phool aksar kanto pay khila krty hain
MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS
Friendship is the
Heaviest Coin in The
Currency of Love
.
And with Your Friendship
I am the Richest person On the Earth
.
So keep me Rich forever
Friendship Is All About 3 Things

Winning

Losing

&

Sharing ...

Winning Ur Frend''z Heart

Losing Ur Self Ego

&

Sharing Joyz n Sorrowz ... :)
To Meet A
F.R.I.E.N.D
Like You ...
Is Like ,
The Delight Of
R.A.I.N
After A Long
D.R.O.U.G.H.T ... :)
Vacancy available

Post... True Friend

Ability... Loving & Caring

Experience... Not Required

Duty... To Sms Daily

Salary... Never Ending Love

To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
My Friendship Is

Not A MOON

Not A SUN

Not A STAR

Because They All Are Dissapear

My Friendship Is Like SKY

Which Will Alwayz Be Watching Over U . . .
Friendship Is All About 3 Things -

Winning,

Losing

N

Sharing.

Winning Your Friends Heart,

Losing Your Self Ego,

And

Sharing Joys N Sorrows
When Your
Friend Lies To You
Is Is Not His Fault
Actually
But Is Your''z
Because
You Didn''t Give Him
Proper Space To Tell
The Truth ...

~ Shakespare ~