When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2967 views       Friendship

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Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !
Jab-Jab tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab-tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga,
ghum yeh nahi hai ki woh bhool gaye humko
ghum yeh hai ki Ro-Ro kar Bhulaya hoga.
Friends are like mirror
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
Thee Soul Of The Word
"F r I e N d S h I p"
Lies In The Poineer Alphabet
Coz
"F" Is Faith What Really Brings
To Us An Authentic
"F r I e N d S h I p" (=
Just A Note 2Say That
Our Friendship Has
No ENding & Its Grows
On & ON
Just A Note Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In Way That We Thought Were Never Possible Just A Note Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me ThankYou 4 Being My Friend
A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,
forgives wen u say im sorry,
feels hapy wen u say i luv u,
smiles wen u say i mis u.
but dies wen u say forget me
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Ghum me mohabbat ko bhula naa dena,

mere pyaar ko yu mita naa dena.

Deewanoon se bhi zyada karta hoon mohabbat,

gair keh ke mujhe thukra naa dena
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside when it is raining,
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
You''re Important To Me. Life Is Very Short,
And We Are Fragile Creatures.

Our Hearts Were Meant To Be Filled With Love,
Not Hate; Joy And Not Sorrow.

So Please, Stop Today And Take The Time
To Tell Just One Person That Your Life Is Better
Because They Are A Friend!
"Tears of EYES are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"
"Life with FRIENDS is Most
Wonderful".. !!
vishvas ki ek jori hai Dosti,
betab dil ki majboori hai Dosti,
na mano to kuch nhi,

Aur

mano to zindagi ki kamzori hai Dosti..!