When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2532 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!
My Friendship Is

Not A MOON

Not A SUN

Not A STAR

Because They All Are Dissapear

My Friendship Is Like SKY

Which Will Alwayz Be Watching Over U . . .
Kabhi ansu kabhi khushi bechi,
hum garibon ne bebasi bechi,
chand sanse hain kharidne ke liye,
roz marti hui zindgi bechi.
Stane lage mujhe jb mere hi saye,
preshan hoke maine roshni bechi.
Ek hum the jo khud hi bik gaye,
vrna logon ne dosti bechi
A ----- Z





A ALLAH SE DARO

B BISMILLA SE SHURU KARO

C CHOR KO SAZADO

D DEEN SEEKHO

E EILUM HASIL KARO

F FARZ ADA KARO

G GUSSA MAT KARO

H HAJ KARA

I IBADAT KARO

J JANNAT MILEGI

K KALIMA YAAD KARO

L LAILAHA ILLALLAH

M MOHAMMADUR RASULLAH

N NAMAZ PADHO

O OMAR KA LIHAZ KARO

P PARDA KARA

Q QURAN PARHO

R ROZA RAKHO

S SHUKRIYA ADA KARO

T TAUBA KARO

U UMMEED RAKO

V VAZOO KARO

W WAQAT KA LIHAZ KARO

X XTRA NAFIL PADO

Y YAKEEN KARO

Z ZIKR ALLAH KA KARTY RAHO!
Zindgai Udaas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam,
Agar Tum Door Rehkar Bhi Hame Yaad Rakho. Isase Badkar Hame Koi Enaam Nahi..
F R I E N S H I P
Is Like Smell
You Can Never
Touch It
But
If You Want
You Can Easily Feel It ... :)
What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That''s what a friend is…you.


Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart
not written on paper,not given by pledge
it''s a promise renewed every time we contact
Road Has Speed
Limit
Bank Has Money
Limit
Exam Has Time
Limit
Building Has Height
Limit
Bt Frendship Has
NO Limit
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p


Is Born At The Moment

When One Person Says To Another

" What !
You Too !
Thought I Was The Only One ..." (=
Jab-Jab tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab-tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga,
ghum yeh nahi hai ki woh bhool gaye humko
ghum yeh hai ki Ro-Ro kar Bhulaya hoga.
10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!