When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     4002 views       Friendship

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Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai
We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop there is at last a drop which makes it run over, so in a series of kindness there is at last one which makes the heart run over.
When U Feel Alone
&
Wanna Shade
Some Tears ...

Then

You Need A Person
In Face Of A

Best Friend

U Need A Shoulder
To Cry On ...

Then Come To Me ... =)
Best Gift :- zindegi.
Best Ehasas :- khunshi.
Best Feelings :- pyar.
Best Relation :- dosti.
Best Person :- hum aur tum.
Meri Kisi Khata Per Kabhi Naraz Na Hona,
Apni Pyari Si Muskan Kabhi Na Khonna,
Skoon Milta Hai Sun Kar App Ki Hansi Ko,
Hanste Rehna Zindagi Main Kabhi Uddas Na Hona..
Frnd is 1 who tolerates ur worst MOOD,

Manages to smile on ur idiotic JOKE,

Tries 2understand ur craziest DREAM,

n Helps 2deal with ur PROBS..

Always n 4ever..
True Frendship Doesnt Alwayz Come When Da Talk B/w 2 People Is Frequent
It Comz When Da Silence B/w Dem Is Comfortable
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..
aik HASI
jo HASA de

aik AANSO
jo RULA de

aik CHAHAT
jo SAMAJ le

har AAHAT
jo JAAN le

us RISTAY
ka NAAM hay


DOSTI
Friendship
Lives
inside A
Room
It
Has
A
Door
&
The
Door
Has A
LOCK
Its
KEY
Is
TRUST
if U
Lose
The
Trust
Friendship
Can never
B
FOUND.......!!!
Tanhayian jaane lagi zindagi muskurane lagi,
Naa din ka pata hai naa raat kaa pata.
Aap ki dosti ki khushboo hume mehkaane lagi,
Ek pal to karib aa jao dhadkan bhi awaaz lagane lagi..
1 Advice- Don’t change,
1 request- take care,
1 wish- Don"t forget me,
1 Lie- I hate U,
1 truth- I Miss U,
1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.