When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3546 views       Friendship

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Friends are Angles.. sent 4m heaven dey guide U care4 U luv U & inspire U u r one of d sweetest Angels i ever had...! hope u''ll b my Angel 4 ever...!
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
I dont know how to feel when your the friend that makes me wanna take my life cuz ur not a part of my today but also makes me wanna live in the HOPe that you may be a part of my tomorrow...
FRENDSHIP is Wen U hav a huge fight;
decide to break all relations.....

den u decide 2 put aside ur egos, hug each other n say,
aye NAUTANKI, I NEED U yaar.....
A relationship is not based on
the Length of time you Spent Together,

its based on the Foundation you Built Together.
" Read Carefully "

Do you Know The Relation between your Two Eyes?

They
Blink Together,
Move Together,
Cry Together,
See Things Together And Sleep Together.

Though They never see each other,

Friendship Should be just like that.

Life is Hell without Friends.
DOSTI ACHI HO TO RANG LATI HAI,
DOSTI GEHRI HO TO SAB KO BHATI HAI,
DOSTI NADAAN HO TI TOOT JATI HAI,
AUR DOSTI HUM JAISO SE HO TO HISTORY BUN JATI HAI
LOVE IS LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.


BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
FRIENDSHIP ...

Is A CoMfOrTiNg SmIlE ...

A FaMiLiaR sMilE
ThAt WarMs ThE HeaRt

&

ThE FrEeDoM tO bE tHe PeRsOn
GoD InTeNdEd .... =)
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,


otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.

My riches do not lie in material wealth,

but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
I was never tired of this life and it''s not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won''t let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around