When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3951 views       Friendship

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Usne dur rehna ka mashwara b likha hai,
Saath he DOSTI ka wasta b likha hai,
Usne ye bhi likha hai mere ghar na aana,
Or saaf lafzo me rasta bhi likha hai
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
ye safar dosti ka kabhi khatam na hoga. doston se pyar kabhi kum na hoga, door reh kar b agar ate rahe SMS ap k, humain kabhi bicharne ka gham na hoga
To find a true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other''s eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love''s seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.
"i thought u r very busy

so dint disturb u"

dis is d main reason behind most broken friendships...

so keep disturbing ur frnds as i did!!!
Just A Note 2Say That
Our Friendship Has
No ENding & Its Grows
On & ON
Just A Note Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In Way That We Thought Were Never Possible Just A Note Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me ThankYou 4 Being My Friend
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)
ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH''s choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky :-)
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
"Friends & Medicines both take care of us in our pains.But the only difference is that Good friends don't have an Expiry Date"
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,
Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki
ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
The companions of our childhood always
possess a certain power over our minds
which hardly any later friend can
obtain.:))