When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3098 views       Friendship

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Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:
kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho...
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho...
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena...
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena....
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
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Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
We"ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that"s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
Friendships May Be

Like The Seasons,


Blowing Hot And Cold,

Ever-Changing,

But Always Needed

Whatever The Weather
Friendship Is a Language Spoken By Heart
Not Written On Paper
Not Given By Pledge
It’s a Promise Renewed Every Time We Contact
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
Friendship is the
Heaviest Coin in The
Currency of Love
.
And with Your Friendship
I am the Richest person On the Earth
.
So keep me Rich forever
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...