When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3650 views       Friendship

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My Heart is like an open book, It depands on how u read me, don''t judge me by my cover, Look in discover I''ll be true friend forever.....
Respect those friends who find time for you

In their busy schedule.

But really love those friends who never see their

Schedule when you need them
Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Ik dost hai kacha paka sa
Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa
Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda
Bus aik bahana acha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door na ho kar pas nahi
Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..
To Meet A
F.R.I.E.N.D
Like You ...
Is Like ,
The Delight Of
R.A.I.N
After A Long
D.R.O.U.G.H.T ... :)
I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship.
Men Kick Friendship
Around Like A Football ,

But

It Dusn''t Seem To Crack ...

Women Treat It Like Glass

And

It Goes To Pieces ...


Isn''t It Strange ...
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? , How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?, How can u tell me not 2 fall is friendship when u exist..
Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
Mgr
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Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta..
Kon kehta hai k hum ap se gila krte hain
Jese milty hain wese mila krty hain
Hamari badnasibi pay mat jao ae mehboob
Kyu k phool aksar kanto pay khila krty hain
Friendship is the
Heaviest Coin in The
Currency of Love
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And with Your Friendship
I am the Richest person On the Earth
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So keep me Rich forever
Mithi-2 yaado ko palko me saja lena,

saath gujre palo ko dil me basa lena.

Najar na aye hum hakikat me agar,

to muskruake hame sapno me bula lena