When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3522 views       Friendship

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My Friendship Means ...

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

&

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks :)
What Is The Height Of Frustration?






U Want Ans

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I Dont Know
Friendship is not built with special people.

People become special after becoming friends.

So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special..
Dosti Naam Hy Sukh
Dukh Ki Kahani Ka

Dosti Raaz Hy Sada
Muskurane Ka

Ye Pal do Pal Ki
Pehchaan Nahi

Dosti Tou Bandhan Hy
Umar Bhar Nibhane ka
Gam k andhiya me hum saawr jaenge,

Nadi hai sumander me utar jaenge,

Hume marne k lye fasi ki zarurat nahi zarrat nahi,

Dosti ko bhula do hum yuhi mar jaenge.
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

Love risks degenerating into obsession,

friendship is never anything but sharing.
Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Ik dost hai kacha paka sa
Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa
Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda
Bus aik bahana acha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door na ho kar pas nahi
Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Who Is A Dost?
Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye
Bevajah Sar Khaye
Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye
Kabhi Rulaye Magar
Hamesha Saath Nibhaye
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
apne kia socha paigham nhi ayega
socha ye dost aapko yunhi bhool jayega
ye to aadat hai hamari satanai ki
warna itna pyara dost kon bhoolna chahey ga
The Words That Escape

A Friend''s Mouth Are

"I''ll Be There When You Say You Need Me"

But The Words That Are Unheard

From A True Friend''s Heart Are

"I''ll Be There...

Whether You Say

You Need Me Or Not."
Tanhayian jaane lagi zindagi muskurane lagi,
Naa din ka pata hai naa raat kaa pata.
Aap ki dosti ki khushboo hume mehkaane lagi,
Ek pal to karib aa jao dhadkan bhi awaaz lagane lagi..