When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3482 views       Friendship

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If u drop me, i "ll break, If u hold me, i "ll shake,
If u need me, i"ll hurry, If u don"t call me, i "ll worry,
If u hurt me, i"ll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i "ll die...
A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"
"Flower Turns 2 Fruit Bt Fruit Cant Turns To Flower"





Just Think
Frndship May Turns 2 Lov
Bt
Lov Cant Turns 2 Friendship.
Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,
bright enough to conquer
the darkness of broken heart,
bringing sunshine to the soul,
making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,
a special blessing from above,
bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,
making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,
a gift of joy,
leaving behind a smile
and erasing all traces of woe,
making everything seem shiny and new.
Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY



Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K



Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY



Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY



Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE



Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO



Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO



My response like Warid,

WE CARE
Wo dil hi kya jo milane ki dua na kare,
tujhe bhul ke jiyu khuda na kare,
rahegi hamari dosti zindgi bhar,
ye baat alag hai ki zindgi wafa na kare.

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.


'Meri har wafa par tum b wafa krna

na me tm ko khafa kron
na tm mujh ko khafa krna

apni dosti ka sooraj kbhi ghuroob na ho

a dost khuda se bas yehi dua krna'
"Kuch log"

Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log

kehte hain dosti zindagi hai.

hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai..

jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai....
"Never Regret Anyone that Once Made You Smile"
Send to all the people u dont want to lose in 2008 even Me,
If u get 3 back u r special. . .
I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5











if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid