When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2724 views       Friendship

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R e m e m b e r !!

The greatest gift
Is not found
In a store nor under a tree,
But
In the hearts of
T R U E
F R I E N D S ... (=
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
4.Pata nahi
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Frienship Is Something Which Keeps Ur Life Moving

No Matter Wharever The Obstacles Come In Ur Way

It Gives U Courage, Satisfaction & Never Let U Give Up . . .
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is
nothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me
and You is "Anybody Not Disturb
New friends may be a poem, but old friends are alphabets. Do not forget alphabets, coz u''ll need them to read the poem!
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.
Aao saath me duniya ko bant le,

Samundar aapka lehre hamari.

Aasman aapka sitare hamare,

Suraj aapka roshni hamari.

Chalo aisa kare Sub kuch aapka

aur aap hamare
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
Wafa ruswa nahi karna
Suno aisa nahi karna
Main pehlay he akela hoon
Mujhe tanha nahi karna
bohat masroof ho jana
To socha nahi karna
Bhrosa bhi zaroori hai
Magar sab ka nahi karna
Muqadar phir muqadar hai
Kabhi daawa nahi karna
Jo likha hai wo hona hai
Kabhi shikwa nahi karna
Meri takmeel tumse hai
Mujhay aadha nahi karna
Haqiqat ha Milan apna
Isay spna nahi karna
humein tum yaad rahtay ho
Humein bhoola nahi karna
friendship is a gift when it is new..
it"s a miracle when it is true..

but u know wat?

it"s a blessing when it is you(",).