When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3088 views       Friendship

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Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!
a friend thinks its


A friend thinks its over when you have a fight...

while a ''''Best Friend'''' thinks the friendship started when you have a fight :)
Friendship is a language spoken by heart...
not written on paper, not given by pledge...
it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...
Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur
Hai.!
Hasna Humara Kisi Ko Gawara Nahi
Hota
Har Musaffir Zindagi Ka Sahara Nahi
Hota
Milte Hain Bahut Log Is Tanha Zindagi
Mein Par Koi Dost Tum Sa Pyara Nahi Hota…
G.E.M.S

May Be Precious

But

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Are Priceless ... (=

HaPpY fRieNdSh!p DaY
Friendship is a mercury drop...
If its
dropped...
Impossible to
Recollect...
So
don''t drop your friends.!
Stay in touch
English start wth "A"," B "," C "
Marathi strat wth "a","aa","ee"
Love strat wth "1 " ," 4 " , " 3 ".
But Frndship start wth "u "& "me
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that
true friendship never dies although we may change
& drift apart, will always value u deep within my heart!
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You''ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.
If someone comes for help, be a true friend !