When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3549 views       Friendship

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Frndship Requires A Lil Effort
Even When We Are Busy Wid
Our Lives
A Simple Sms
Reminds Each Other
That
U''re N Forgotten . . . :)
Life can b hard,

nt always fun.

Night brings darkness

and morning brings sun.

Wn life seems tough

n nobdy seems to care,

Dil se Karna yaad,

I''ll b there.
Eyes r Parents. . .

Heart is Lover. . .

Brain is Teacher. . .

Brothers & Sisters r Fingers. . .

But A Loving Friend is Blood. . .

So Always Keep Flowing Regularly. . . :->
The Day U Came To My Life

I Crowned U My Sweetest Friend

I Judge U Not For Ur Beauty Or Tone

But

I Feel U As My Own ... :->
D 1who holds ur hands evrytim u need suport

is surely ur gud frnd.

But ur best frnd''s d 1 who holds ur hands

evn more tightly wen u say

''PLZ LEAVE ME ALONE..!
A Friend Is Not a Spare Tyre That U Pull Out When U Feel Life Has Gone Flat ...

Friend Is The Steering Wheel Who Help U To Turn Ur Life In The Right Path ....
Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep It''s Roots Have Grown
Friendship isn''t about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na
Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar
Aayenge…
Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart
and lock it up.
I"ll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me
My Everything Friend


You magnify my happiness
When I am feeling glad
You help to heal my injured heart
Whenever I am sad


You’re such a pleasure in my life
I hope that you can see
How meaningful your friendship is
You’re a total joy to me
1 Seed Can Create A Forest.

1 Smile Can Start A

Relationship.

1 Touch Can Show

Love-N-Care.

And A Friend Like

You Can Bring Meanin 2 Live