When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3915 views       Friendship

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Some friends r worth 2b Thrown,
Some r Good 2 keep,
Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,

and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...
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in the Treasure Box 2 b kept

4 ever.
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "

As Precious As U Are To Me,
As Precious No One Can Ever Be,
I Know All Friends Are Hard To Choose,
But You Are The One
''''I NEVER WANT TO LOOSE.''''
Monsoon rain or summer heat
You are the reason why I breathe
Tell me friend what is sweet
Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.
FRIENDS r Like The Pillars On A Porch
Sometimes They Hold You Up
Sometimes They Lean On You
&
Sometimes Its Just Enuf To Know That They r Standing By (:
Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
har pal mere pass ho tum,
jeene ki 1 aas ho tum,
mann ka vishwas ho tum,
shayad isiliye kuch khas ho tum.
Friendship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.
Har khushi dil ke kareeb nahi hoti,

zindgi gum se door nahi hoti.

Sanjokar rakhna ye dosti humari,

ye dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti.

FrIeNsHiP iS Da OnLy ReLaTiOnShIp ThAt wE cAn "ChOoSe". . .
A tRuE fReNd iS SoMeOnE WhO sTaNdS bY u iNtHe DaRkEsT hOuR
&
sAy
"dOn''T wOrRy I aM hErE ! !"
Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

Oscar Wilde
( EHSAAS )
aap ki duri ka
( YAQEEN )
aap ki baton ka
( KADR )
aap k naam ki
( FAKR )
aap se dosti ka
( INTEZAR )
aap k sweet sms ka.
To kab tak ayga.
Sometimes in life we think we don"t need anyone.
But sometime we don"t have anyone when we need...
So don"t let your best buddies go ever...