When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3398 views       Friendship

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Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->
You''re Important To Me. Life Is Very Short,
And We Are Fragile Creatures.

Our Hearts Were Meant To Be Filled With Love,
Not Hate; Joy And Not Sorrow.

So Please, Stop Today And Take The Time
To Tell Just One Person That Your Life Is Better
Because They Are A Friend!
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS,
beyond TIME &
beyond DISTANCE!...................
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Wats college life?

It consists of so many first experiences in life..

1st freedom

1st cell

1st night out

1st crush

1st girlfriend/boy friend

1st breakup

1st project

1st call/letter

1st feeling of responsibility

1st of so many

& finaly d last of bye

2 all loving frnds

n a PROMISE

2 stay frnds FOREVER!
??You are my true friend
?
??True friends are Rare to Find
?
??True friends are Always very Kind
?
??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful
?
??True friends Always make us Cheerful
?
??True friends are the Work of Perfection
?
??True friends Give us right Direction
?
??True friends Always shine like Moon
?
??True friends are the Greatest Boon
?
??That''s Y Ur My True Friend
??Forever ?
Chand ki dosti raat se subah tak...




Suraj ki dosti subah se sham tak...




"Par Hamri Dosti...!






Pehli Mulakaat see aakhri Sans tak?
A Loving smile &a heart of gold
ur dearest person ths world cn hold
Though heart fails & life deprts
u''ll live as a frnd 4ever in my heart.
F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always
rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,
your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give
you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time
it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true
friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts
that you can only share with a friend.
Full Form Of FRIEND
Few
Relation
In
Earth
Never
Die
That Is Friend.
A ----- Z





A ALLAH SE DARO

B BISMILLA SE SHURU KARO

C CHOR KO SAZADO

D DEEN SEEKHO

E EILUM HASIL KARO

F FARZ ADA KARO

G GUSSA MAT KARO

H HAJ KARA

I IBADAT KARO

J JANNAT MILEGI

K KALIMA YAAD KARO

L LAILAHA ILLALLAH

M MOHAMMADUR RASULLAH

N NAMAZ PADHO

O OMAR KA LIHAZ KARO

P PARDA KARA

Q QURAN PARHO

R ROZA RAKHO

S SHUKRIYA ADA KARO

T TAUBA KARO

U UMMEED RAKO

V VAZOO KARO

W WAQAT KA LIHAZ KARO

X XTRA NAFIL PADO

Y YAKEEN KARO

Z ZIKR ALLAH KA KARTY RAHO!
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one.
U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u...
tbut in my HEART I swear I"m keeping U..