When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3867 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Treat your life as a Sea,
your heart as a Seashore,
Friends like waves,
It never matters how many there are,
what matters is how many touch the seashore
Friendship is a silent gift of Nature.

More old more Strong.

More deep more Clear.

More close more Warm..

And

Less words more Understanding. . . =)
Give a friend a hug every day, because when they aren''t there anymore, you will wish you could give one hundred more
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you a precious gi ft from God!
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You''ve Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don''t Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=
Dont give pa$sword of our Love and friend$hip to anybody,Becau$e if u
will $ay thi$ pa$sword "I LOVE U" It mean$ he will hack u from me
and u will go out from my hand$.....
My Friendship Is

Not A MOON

Not A SUN

Not A STAR

Because They All Are Dissapear

My Friendship Is Like SKY

Which Will Alwayz Be Watching Over U . . .
Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne.
Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai fariyaad to karte honge,
mera sms pad k yaad to karte honge.
Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
A Friend Is Like A Shade Tree
Beside A Summer Way.

A Friend Is Like The Sunshine
That Makes A Perfect Day.

A Friend Is Like A Flower
That''s Worn Close To The Heart.

A Friend Is Like A Treasure
With Which One Will Not Part.
~D e d i c a t e d~


Sumtymz
I find my hands full of Friends
I want to hold ''em tight as I fear losing ''em,
Then I laugh,
When I realize that they are the ones holding me....
Thanks for being there for me...=)