When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3672 views Friendship

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Tanhayian jaane lag

Tanhayian jaane lagi zindagi muskurane lagi,
Naa din ka pata hai naa raat kaa pata.
Aap ki dosti ki khushboo hume mehkaane lagi,
Ek pal to karib aa jao dhadkan bhi awaaz lagane lagi..

if u find faults in

if u find faults in any of his/her behaviour,

just ignore d faults n forgive dem.

Coz act of forgiveness is necessary

in true relationship

Friendship Rules

Friendship Rules No Drama No Excuse No Sorry No Thanks Don't Say I am Busy Just Always Say . . . . Yar Hukam Kar Tery Liye Jan Bhi Hazir Ha . . . . . . . . Deni Nai Wo Alag Baat Ha…

Birth is first of life

Birth is first of life,
beauty is art of life,
death is last of life,
friend ship is heart of life

knock on ma heart

knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz

u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart

Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt

Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt äñ éxäm tö päàs ör fäìl.
Frìèñdshìp ìs ñöt å cömpètìtìöñ tö wìñ ør Lösè.
It ìs féèlìñg ìñ whìch U cärè för sömèöñè mörè thäñ yöùrsèlf.

Tu door hai mujh

Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,
Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....

muskra kar hum

muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe hain

Barsat mein ham

Barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge....
Pat jhar mein ham Phol ban k khar jainge........
Kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain...
Ek din aap ko bin bataye he chala jainge

La$t night I $ent

La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!

Dilon ko khareedney

Dilon ko khareedney wale Hazar mil jayege,

Aap ko Dagha Dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,

Milega nA Aapko Hum jesa koi,

Milne ko To Dost Beshumar mil jayege.

Painted My Life

Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.

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