When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2559 views       Friendship

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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
FRIENDZ
In The Heart
Are The Worst
Residents ...

1- They Capture
The Heart
(Qabza Group)

2- They Pay
No Rent
(Muftay)

3- They Don''t
Vacant Easily
(Dheet)

4- When They
Leave
The Place,
Is Broken
(Dehshat-Gard)
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw,
not only because its always fun being with u
but also because I won''t mind going down to
see u rise
Friendship

Isn''t About

Who You Knew The Longest,


It''s About Who Never Left Your Side
When Emotion Play Their Role Heart Cries

When Heart Cries, It Doesn''t Make Any Sound

And

The Person Who Listens The Unmade Sound Is Called "Friend"... (:
Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art…
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Friendship isn''t about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... Its all about who came and never left.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does
ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
When Your
Friend Lies To You
Is Is Not His Fault
Actually
But Is Your''z
Because
You Didn''t Give Him
Proper Space To Tell
The Truth ...

~ Shakespare ~
Friendship is like a string, when it breaks, it may be tied again but a knot comes there at the joint. So be careful about your friends and never try to break your friendship because it may be made again but there will be bad impression of break is left in the string of Friendship
some thing can not be described......
some moments can not be shared......
some feelings can not be explained....
some words can not be described.....
but.....nothing can be hidden from a true