When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2563 views       Friendship

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My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...
Sometimes In Life
V Run So Fast That
V Don''t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...

THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)
The best feeling in the world is
when u think that ur frnd forgot u
And
Suddenly u receive a message frm ur frnd saying
“I m missing u
The sweetness of chocolate remains
On tongue for sometime but the
Sweetness of friends like remains
In heart forever and always
God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .
JAB HO ZARURT TO KOI SAHARA NAHI AATA.
BAGER RAAT K AASMA MAI SITARA NAHI AATA.
ABHI WAQT HAI THAMLO HAMARI DOSTI KA HATH.
AISA DOST ZINDAGI MAI DUBARA NAHI AATA.
So Many Hands
In 1 Tiffin Box

So many Friends
In 1 Bench

So many Calls On
1 B''day Nites

So Many Tears For
1 Little Fight

Friends Are The
Best Parts Of Our
Life ... =)
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
Life Is Sea

Heart Is Sea-Shore

It Doesn''t Matter How Many Waves Are There

But

Matters Which One Touches The Shore . . .
Friends Are Like Flowers In Hands
If Not Hold Properly
The Throns Can Hurt U . . .
Never shall I forget the time I spent with you.. .

Please continue to be my friend. . .

As you will always find me yours . . . :)
"Pain Of Missing Friends

Is Realised When U R Alone

Watching A Gang Of Friends

Enjoying In Front Of U

And U Remembring D Past

Which U Spent With Ur Friends. . .