When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3476 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

We have 26 LETTERS in English.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.

Do u know y ?

Bcoz ''U'' and ''I'' were not born at tat time... ;->
One tree can start a forest,
One Smile can start Friendship ,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make life worth-living!
Friendship Rules No Drama No Excuse No Sorry No Thanks Don't Say I am Busy Just Always Say . . . . Yar Hukam Kar Tery Liye Jan Bhi Hazir Ha . . . . . . . . Deni Nai Wo Alag Baat Ha…
Making Friends Is Not Abt

Collecting Pearls Or Diamonds!

Its Abt Accepting One As Coal

N Wait Til D Warmth

Of Frndship

Turns It To Diamond.
Whn U Win, Evr1
Takes Pride In
Celebrating Ur
Victory
But Whn U Lose
Onlt True Frnds
Hold Ur Hand
Sit By Ur Side
& Say














"Jahan Jana Zaleel
Hi Kerwana" ;->
''*D*''
''*O*''
''*S*''
''*T*''

It''s a Package of Feelings,

Nobody can Make it,

Nobody can Delete it,

Nobody can Explain it,

Only "We" can "Feel" it...
Words begin with ....A....B....C....Number begin with....1....2....3....
Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....BUT....?
FRIENDSHIP begins with....
""You&Me""
Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
" Read Carefully "

Do you Know The Relation between your Two Eyes?

They
Blink Together,
Move Together,
Cry Together,
See Things Together And Sleep Together.

Though They never see each other,

Friendship Should be just like that.

Life is Hell without Friends.
Karo karam ya sitam gila hum nahi karte,
pathro pe yakinan phul khila nahi karte,
mita do humko dil se magar ye khyal rahe,
hum jaise yaar jaldi mila nahi karte.
Na salaam yaad rakhna
na paigaam yaad rakhna
ho sake tho zindagi mein
hamara naam yaad rakhna