When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3711 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Keep
Me
As
A
Friend
I''ll
Keep
u
In
My
Heart
Lock It Up
&
Throw
Away
The Key
So
That
NoOne
Can
Take
U
Away
From
Me. . .
Kabhi lagta hai
dosti kuch nahi,


Kabhi lagta hai dosti bin kuch nahi,


Kabhi lagta hai tum kuch nahi,

To

Kabhii lagta hai..





"Tum bin kuch nahi.!!
A Philosopher has very nicely said
.
"Friend is like blood, though they are not seen in your skin but it comes out when you are wounded"
Sometimes the World Gives So
Many Reason To Hate It..
But Whenever it Happens
I Just Stop 'n Think Of You 'n Say
How Can I Hate This World When
You Are A Part Of It ..! :)
Friends are like shoes,
some loose some tight,
some fit just right,
they help u as u walk through life.
thanks for being my size!
MY $WEET DREAMZ


FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
When Does A Friend

Become A Best Friend?


When His Dialouge,

"I Care For U"

Converts Into


"I Will Kill U If U Don''t Care For Me"
Phulo se bagiya mahekti rahe ,
sitaro se duniya chamkati rahe,
hum rahe na rahe,
dua h rab se aapki kismat har dam chamkti rahe....
Dude Iss Kadar Mujhe Apne Kareeb Lagti Hai,

Dude Ko Alag se Sochoon To Ajeeb Lagta Hai,

Ek Baat Boloon?

Bura Maat Manana,

Dude Mujhe Sab Se Aazeez Lagti Hai...
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.
1 best book is equal to 100 books,but 1 good friend is equal to library!
love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love,because medicien works before death not after death.