When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3808 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR SMILE IS ANALGESIC

UR LOOK IS ANTIFLAMATORY

UR PRESENCE IS ANTISEPTIC

DATS WHY UR MY FAVOURITE DRUG....!!

I M ADDICTED 2 UR FRIENDSHIP.....!!
May Be A Hundred
Bitter Words

Will Not Give Pain

But A

Special Friend

Silence Brings More Tears To The Heart

So Always Keep In Touch .
Abi Tak Sada Raka Hai Ya Kagaz Apni Chahat Ka,
Manasib Jab B Samjha Ga Koi Paigham Likh Dain Ga,
Koi Paigham Kiya Likna Iss Chotay Sa Kagaz Par,
Bass Jissa Hum Chatain Hai Usi Ka Naam Likh Dain Ga
dosti ma choti choti baton se shikwa na kerna,
gila tab kerna jab hum dosti toor dengay,
Q kay
aisa tabhi
hoga..
jab hum ye duniya chor dengay..
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
"Perfect Friendship is not in Phone Calls & in Messages.

Its the Silent Smile in your Heart when you think of your Friend."
It starts wid a hi/hello.

It increases as ''wats up dese days''.

It grows 2 ''oye btana nae hota.''

It tends 2 mould as

''stupid tu apna dimaag mat chala,

jaisa i m saying waisa kar''

And den it ends NEVER.

Dats frendshp.
Kese Batayen Ap Ki Yad Rozana Ati Hai

Kese Samjhayen Hamain Pal Pal Tarpati Hai

Qabar Ka Haal To Qabar Ka Murda Janta Hai

Phir Kiun Tumhai Samajah Man Naheen Ati Hai
Woh Beparwa Hi Sahi Dost To Apna hai FARAZ Aadat ki Baat Aur Hai Wo Dil ka Bura Nahi
Muskurana hi to Khushi nahi hoti,
Umer Bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud ko mitana Parta Hai Dosti mein,
Kyun k Sirf Dost Kehene se Hi Dosti Nahi Hoti..