When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3293 views       Friendship

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A sweetest frnd is like a pillow..

when u r tired u sleep on it..

when u r sad u drop tears on it..

when u r angry u punch it..

when u r happy u hug it... :->
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
Friendship is like standing on wet cement,
the longer you stay the harder it is to leave,
and you can never go without leaving your foot
print behind...
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!
Friendship is a 1 Way Road

to be Travelled by Two,

with Hand in Hand,

2 Care,

2 Share,

2 Forgive,

2 Love

&

2 Say Silently

"I''m Always with U"
True Friends are like Diamond
They are real and rare
And everyone want it

False Friends are like sand and dust
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.

Your are my diamond, Take cares of yourself
Alone i can say bt 2gthr v can chat,
Alone i can smile bt 2gthr we cn laugh,
Alone i can live bt 2gthr we cn celebrate.
Dis is d magic of r frdship.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,

But

I realised tat loving a friend is even better,

we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. :->
FRIEND in different languages…

Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply “YOU”
the recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing
2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness
mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever
Crazy Days &
Screwed Up Nights

Tons Of Crushes &
Stupid Fights

Secrets We''ll Take
To The Grave


Picture We''ll
Forever Save

Through Thicks &
Thins, Always True

*Friends Forever*
~ Me & You ~ (:
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”