When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2717 views       Friendship

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1 baat dil se batana
Is
Duniya
me
aa kar
tmne
aisa
konsa
acha
kaam
kia
tha jo
tmko
ALLAH
ne
muj jesa achcha dost dia!
('.')
<)U(>
/ / BATA0 NA
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u
leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is
no scope for tears if your friend is good.
[[ tOdAyz ThOught ]]


Minds Are Like Parachutes.

They Only Function

When They Are Open.
A Friend Is

Long Sought

Hardly Found

And

With Difficulty Kept ...

o_O
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,

A Lawyer And Defend Lives,

A Soldier And Protect Lives,

Or Simply Be YOURSELF,

A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life...;->
Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep It''s Roots Have Grown
-FRIEND-

F - Finds way to
comfort U

R - Remembers to
pray for U

I - Inspires U

E - Enjoys Life With U

N - Never Forgets U

D - Describes U
Better Than U (=
salam wale kum!

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FROM:

DSNL

(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
Ek hassi jo hasaa de
ek chaahat jo samaj le
har aahat jo jaan le
usi rishte ka naam hai
“DOSTI”
it is for u my sweet friend.............KISI KI TALASH.WAIT WAIT
People say relations are made in heaven, but some get broken up here on Earth called Hell. But I got a friend like U, here in hell and made my life HEAVEN.
F: FIELD of LOVE!..
R: ROOT ofJOy!..
I: ISLAND of GOD!..
E: END of SoRROW!..
N: NAME of HOPE!..
D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!
dats YOU my FRIEND..