When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2712 views Friendship

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The one who likes

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you,
but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Friendship isn''t

Friendship isn''t about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de... =P ;->

A friend is like g

A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.

What is a friend

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That''s what a friend is…you.

For My Friends

For My Friends

You All r My
Strength, My Power,
My Belief, My
Imagination, My
Commitment

Above all, You All r
The Back Bone Of My
Life & I m Proud That
You r A Part Of It ... :)

Nahin pata tha ki

Nahin pata tha ki zindagi mein
Aapsa bhi koi dost aayega....
Lekin agar Khuda ne bakshi Zindagi dobara
Toh aapki kasam vapas yeh dil aapki hi dosti ko chaahega

Pyar se bada ko

Pyar se bada koi tohfaa nahi hota
Bewafi se bada koi dhoka nahi hota
Kabhi na thukrana dosto ko
kyoki es se bada koi bharosha nahi hota

sur ha na taal ha

sur ha na taal ha
deekh mara kia haal ha
rang barangi is dunia main
tare dosti bay misaal hai

FrIeNdS aRe ThE

FrIeNdS aRe ThE

BaCon BiTs

In thE

SaLad BoWl

Of LiFe ... (=

Hamaare to daaman

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache
aap nazar aate hain..

Har Rishta Mila Virasat

Har Rishta Mila Virasat Me,

Phir Dosti Kyu Alag Se Banai Hai..

Kyuki Baaki Rishte Banaye Khuda Ne,

Aur Dosti Khud Khuda Ki Parchai Hai...

What Is Friendship

What Is Friendship ?

It Is A Ship Loaded With

“LOVE”

“CARE” & “SHARE”

Crossing The Sea Of Heart

Having No Wheels Of

“SORRY” & “THANX”

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