When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3599 views       Friendship

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Great Quote:


''''I
Destroy
My
Enemies,
When
I
Make
Them
My
Friend..''''
Aap pas raho ya door hum dil ki awaz mila sakte hein
na khat k na phone k mohtaj he hum per apke dil ko
ek hichki se hila sakte hein.
The Words That Escape

A Friend''s Mouth Are

"I''ll Be There When You Say You Need Me"

But The Words That Are Unheard

From A True Friend''s Heart Are

"I''ll Be There...

Whether You Say

You Need Me Or Not."
Alphabetic advice for you:-
A B C
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F
Don''t Entertain Fools.
G H I
Go for High Ideas.
J K L M
Just Keep Lovely friend like Me
Journey of life...

Journeys end
Friends Depart
Every Phase of Life Comes to an End
But Every End is also a New Beginning
It Is a New Chapter Waiting to Open


It''s up to you What you want to Think about,
The End or New Beginning
The Friend Who Luv u Will Fight U More too Bt If

u Drop a Tear He Will Fight Da World 2 Stop Ur TEars So

Never Lose The Loving Friend ) Like ME ;)
I Secure My Friend
i secure my friend
not by accepting favors
but by doing If all
my friends were to jump off
a bridge I wouldn''t jump with them
I''d be at the bottom to catch them
Everyone hears what you say
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say,
It doesn"t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow,
yesterday, today and everyday.
Friendship is not something that happens at first sight, It happens when you start knowing each other and in turn endup needing each other. For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.
Friendship Is Like
Playing On Seesaw
Not Only Because
U Always Have Fun In It
But Also Because
U Wouldn''t Mind Going Down
To See Other Rise ... :)
My Heart is like an open book, It depands on how u read me, don''t judge me by my cover, Look in discover I''ll be true friend forever.....
Perhaps, the most delightful
friendships are those in
which there is much
agreement, much disputation,
and yet more personal liking