When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3034 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are
Aaj ki iss barish mein...
phir wohi si boondein hain

phir wohi si thundak hy

...phir wohi sa sab kuch hy
par
Aaj ki iss barish mein..

sath tum nahi ho tou ...

aankh num si kitni hy

saans tung si kitni hy

rooh piyasi kitni hy

ye udaasi kitni hy

Aaj ki iss barish mein
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside when it is raining,
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
FRENDSHIP is Wen U hav a huge fight;
decide to break all relations.....

den u decide 2 put aside ur egos, hug each other n say,
aye NAUTANKI, I NEED U yaar.....
New friends may be a poem, but old friends are alphabets. Do not forget alphabets, coz u''ll need them to read the poem!
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one.
U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u...
tbut in my HEART I swear I"m keeping U..
The Day You Came In My Life,
I Felt You As My Best 0ne.
I Judged You Not By Your Beauty or
Tone,
But
Because I Felt You As My 0wn. Be With Me Forever.. !
If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death..
I''LL spend 23:55 min with U..
U must b thinking abt last 5 min..
Tab main tumhara bhi gala daba donga..
kio FRIEND
Sath nahi Chalega ... :P:P
vishvas ki ek jori hai Dosti,
betab dil ki majboori hai Dosti,
na mano to kuch nhi,

Aur

mano to zindagi ki kamzori hai Dosti..!
When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in
Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to
My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !
May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming
New Year.. !
Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I''ll treasure ''till the day my heart stops