When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2665 views       Friendship

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A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko me chupaya jaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
agar wo rahe udas to hamase bi na muskuraya jaye
A great frend is an extension of our-self

widout whom v r nt complett.

So better take care of urself

b''coz I dn''t wanna 2 loose a part of me!
A FrIeNd OpEnS
a CoNvErSaTion WiTh
A FuLl NeWz BuLleTiN
oN hIs LiFe ...


But


A ReAl FrIeNd Sayz


"WhAt''s NeW wItH YoU ..." (:
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
Make a Heart Which never breaks

Make a smile which never Hurts

Make a touch which never pains

And make a Friendship which never ends . . .
Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
LOVE IS LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.


BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof,
it never has a happy ending too simply coz
it doesn"t end as long as friends r true, just like U!
A to Z

A= A Wonderful Person
B= Best
C= Careful
D= Decent
E= Efficient,Exuberant
F= Friendly
G= Great
H= Hardy
I= Intelligent
J= Jocund
K= Knowledgable,Kindhearted
L= Lucky
M= Merciful
N= Noble
O= Open minded
P= Peerless
Q= Quizzical
R= Reliable
S= Sincere
T= Telented
U= Unique
V= Very Especial
W= Worthy
X= Xone de Shaan
Y= Youthful
Z= Zealous
Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne.
Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai fariyaad to karte honge,
mera sms pad k yaad to karte honge.
Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->