When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3977 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
ya dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte
When U Feel Alone
&
Wanna Shade
Some Tears ...

Then

You Need A Person
In Face Of A

Best Friend

U Need A Shoulder
To Cry On ...

Then Come To Me ... =)
Friendship Is A Promise

Made In The Heart

Silent

Unwritten

Unbreakable By Distance

Unchangeable By Time

Like Us ... =)
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u
FRNDSHIP Is Not History

To Forget,

Not Maths To Calculate,

Not A Laguage To Learn.

Its Only The

Chemistry That

Reacts Between 2 Hearts..
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
ajj jab humne bandh ki apni annkhain
tou app sab say zyada khush nazar aye
agar yehi tarekia hai app ko khush dekhne ka
tou dua hai yeh ankhain hamesha k liye band ho jaye
FRIEND MEANS
F-Free frm all formality
R-Right 2say anything
I-In Anyway
E-Either Good &Bay
N-No Soory No Thanks
D- Dantna Pitna Allowed.OK