When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3501 views Friendship

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When a Girl Accepts Your FriendRequest

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Sab ki zindagi mein

Sab ki zindagi mein khushyian dene wale,
Mere dost ki zindagi mein koi gham na ho,
Usko mujhse bhie achche dost milein,
Jab uski zindagi mein hum na hon..

Friend ship never

Friend ship never ends,
If you ever feel that
its the end .
Then feel also ,
for a while
It might be the beginning
of a brand new start
Which will be better
Then first One !

When I was born

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Aap ki dosti ki ek

Aap ki dosti ki ek najar chahiye,
dil hai beghar usko ek ghar chahiye,
saath chalte rahna ai dost,
ye dosti hame umar bhar chahiye.

Wafa Ka Nam to

Wafa Ka Nam too Sub Bhartay hain iss Dunia Main Sub Lakin!!!!

Wafa Kan nam per mit kar Dikhana Kiss koo ata hay!!!!

D: Dastak Bhee Na Day
O: Or Apna Bana Lay
S: Sari Zindagi joo sath Day
T: Taaluk bila Lalach Rakhy
I: Isssi rishtay Jo Dosti Kehtay hain janab!!!!

Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Friends R Like

Friends R Like Delicate Flower...

They Dry Not Die..

However I M Cactus I Will Be Always

Poking U So That U Will Remember Me....

True Friend

POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "

Choose your friend

Choose your friend by their character
and your socks by their color ,
Choosing your socks by their
character makes no sense,
And choosing your friends by their color
is UNTHINKABLE .

yakin pe yakin

yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost...
rah chalte ko bewkuf banate hain dost....
sharbat bool ker daru pilate hain dost.....
par kuch bhi kaho saalay....yaad aate hain dost......

MY friendship is

MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,it "ll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

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