When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2749 views       Friendship

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Making Friends Is Not Abt

Collecting Pearls Or Diamonds!

Its Abt Accepting One As Coal

N Wait Til D Warmth

Of Frndship

Turns It To Diamond.
Bhool jayen hum tujhe ye justuju karte rahe,,,,,,
Aur dil hi dil main teri aarzu karte rahe,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aap ki khatir ye aankhe nam raheen,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aansuon se hum wazoo karte rahe.......
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko me chupaya jaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
agar wo rahe udas to hamase bi na muskuraya jaye
Good friends are like angels

that lifts us up,

when our wings have forgotten how to fly.
Friendship Is Born At That Moment When One Person Says To Another . . .

"What You Too ? ? ?
Thought I Was Only One"
Monsoon rain or summer heat
You are the reason why I breathe
Tell me friend what is sweet
Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.
Friendship Is The Only Thing

In The World Concerning


The Usefulness


Of Which


All Mankind


Are Agreed...
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,
Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna,
Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam,
Isline humse "Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna"
Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
• A FRIEND IS:

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!
My Cell
Waiting
4ur Call

Inbox
Waiting
4ursms

Call Register
Waiting
4ur Miss Call

My Heart
Waiting
4ur
Lifelong
Frndshp


D o n '' t M a k e

F r e n d

B e f o r e

U n d e r s t a n d i n g

&

D o n ''t B r e a k

F r i e n d s h i p

A f t e r
U n d e r s t a n d i n g