When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3840 views       Friendship

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A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
Aasman se utari hai,
taro se sajai hai,
chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Mere DOST sambhal kar rakhna ye DOSTI,
ye meri jindagi bhar ki kamai ha na
Dil Nu Lag Jaan Rog Tey Ki Kerye,
Kisi De Yaad Vich Ankhiyan Ron Te Ki Kerye,
Sanu Milian De Tamana Rehndi Hai Har Dam,
Par Je Yaar Hi Pul Jaan Te Ki Kerye.
A Friend Worth Having,
A Task Worth Doing,
A Treasured Dream That''s Worth Pursuing,
A Truth Worth Giving,
A Faith Worth Sharing ...
Make
L.I.F.E
Worth Living (=
Lips are like friends

If we say
Studying
Reading
Writing

Lips will never join

But if we say

Roaming
Bunking
Playing
Shopping

Manhus fatt se jurr jatay hain...
If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death..
I''LL spend 23:55 min with U..
U must b thinking abt last 5 min..
Tab main tumhara bhi gala daba donga..
kio FRIEND
Sath nahi Chalega ... :P:P
R e m e m b e r !!

The greatest gift
Is not found
In a store nor under a tree,
But
In the hearts of
T R U E
F R I E N D S ... (=
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared
than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Two Friends Are Two People Who
Are Comfortable Sharing Silence
Together.
Wishing To Be

Friends Is

Quick Work,

But Friendship


Is A Slow


Ripening Fruit.
Flowers Of Friendship Never Give Up

It Is A Promise Made Forever .

it Brings Happiness To The Heart And Mind

&

Makes Every Dream Come Alive ... :)
Never shall I forget the time I spent with you.. .

Please continue to be my friend. . .

As you will always find me yours . . . :)