When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3720 views       Friendship

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"DEAR FRIEND"

"KHUDA" Kare har din apki khushian Petrol k Rates ki tarha Barhti Rahin,

Or



"Or Ghamoo ki Supply Bijli ki Tarha Band Rahen

"Ameen"
1 Advice- Don’t change,
1 request- take care,
1 wish- Don"t forget me,
1 Lie- I hate U,
1 truth- I Miss U,
1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.
The 1 who
holds Ur hand
evertym whn U need
support, is surely a
Gud Frnd
But
A true Frnd is 1 Who
holds Ur hand more
tightly whn U say

"Leave Me Alone" (:
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u
leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is
no scope for tears if your friend is good.
Thee Soul Of The Word
"F r I e N d S h I p"
Lies In The Poineer Alphabet
Coz
"F" Is Faith What Really Brings
To Us An Authentic
"F r I e N d S h I p" (=
Friend ship is a snow man
Easy to make But hard to keep
Nice person are the best part of our memories
that time can never erase and when i’m blessed
with a person like you my memories are always
worth and treasuring…....;->
The Day You Came In My Life,
I Felt You As My Best 0ne.
I Judged You Not By Your Beauty or
Tone,
But
Because I Felt You As My 0wn. Be With Me Forever.. !
Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
Har roz 1 naya Banjata hai "DOST"
Humsa na mila hai na mile ga tumhe "DOST"
Azmaish shart hai to dekh lo azma kar,
Hum sa mil jae to mat kehna hamey "DOST
Luv is fashion.

But Frndship is ocean.

Fashion will change.

But Ocean will never change!
Dats Friendship
ek
hansi
Jo hansa de...

ek
AAnsoo
jo rula de....

ek aarzoo
jo jaga de...

ek chahat
jo samja le...

har jo jaan le...
usi RISHTE
ka naam hai...

DOSTI