When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3612 views       Friendship

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My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the FREND till the life goes on!
Sometimes In Life
We Think We Don''t Need Anyone

But

Sometimes We Don''t Have Anyone
When We Need Someone

Hold The Good Frendz Around You

n

Never Let Them Go ...:]
You make 10 friends,


laugh wid 9,


meet 8 of dem,


talk to 7,


celebrate wid 6,


share secrets wid 5,


trust 4,


cry wid 3


take help of 2.


But pls dn''t forget 1


dat is me ;-)
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I"ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
You ask if we shall know our friends in heaven. Do you suppose we are greater fools there than here?
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
Kabhi lagta hai
dosti kuch nahi,


Kabhi lagta hai dosti bin kuch nahi,


Kabhi lagta hai tum kuch nahi,

To

Kabhii lagta hai..





"Tum bin kuch nahi.!!
Seperations r those wounds


tht nobdy can heal.


N memoris r those treasures


tht nobdy cn steal.


Bt do nt separate


to make memories.


Stay in touch!
Life is a railway station, where love is a train,
it will come and go any time, but freindship is a track,
it will remain.........................for ever


Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart
not written on paper,not given by pledge
it''s a promise renewed every time we contact
U''ll Get The 100 Reasons To Leave Me & My Friendship . . .
BuT What Wud Be The ONE Reason Not To Leave Me? ? ?
Reply Is Must
& 4wrd It to Ur Frends Also
See The Cute Replies. . .
I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me,
but that is not the question to b asked;
May b the question is how did God knew that
I needed a friend like U.