When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3743 views       Friendship

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6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Tum na mano ye haqikat hai,
Dosti insan ki zarurat hai,
Kisi din aao hamari mehfil me,
Jan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.
Aksar dosti karne wale,
apne dost ki tarif karte rehte hain
Taki wo unse juda na ho jaye.
Hum isliye khamosh rehte hain,
taki un par koi aur fida na ho jaye.
Friendships May Be

Like The Seasons,


Blowing Hot And Cold,

Ever-Changing,

But Always Needed

Whatever The Weather
if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend...!
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se!
Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye!
ski raho me andhera aaye..
To roshni k liye humay jalaye
In life many people will help YOU

When it suits THEM

But

Very few people will help YOU

When YOU need it

Make the FEW YOUR FRIENDS

But

Be the FEW to MANY
Think About It

One Of The Gr8est
Titles, V Can Have Is
"OLD FRIEND"
V Never Appreciate
How Important "OLD
FRIENDS" Are
Until
V r Older, The Problem
Is, V Need To Start Our
Old Friendships, When
V r Young. V Then
Have To Nurture &
Grow Those
Friendships Over Our
Middle Age When A
Busy Life & Changing
Geographies Can Cause
Us To Neglect Those
Friends.
Today Is The Day To
Invest In Those People
V Hope Will Call Us
"OLD FRIENDS" In The
Years To Come ... (:
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u..
Never say thanx who really need u..
Never blame a person who really trust u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..
Rose for love,
Cloud’s for rain,
Heart for blood,
But hands to shake,
To never forget to shake hands
Coz its gesture of friendship.
Any Friend Can Say: '''' I Can Understand Ur Feelings. . .''''
But
Only A Real/True Friend Will Say: ''''I Can Feel Ur Feeling. . .''''
Friendship is lyk a
Gold Chan
Ech link is a memory
4m past 2 present
Nvr let d Chain break
or else Frndship ''ll b
gone,
Remember
Gold is valuable as d
Frendship is ... :)