When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2494 views Friendship

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guzarish

Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

dosti ki raho mai

dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile.

Light, Love, and Laughter

Light, Love, and Laughter...

A friend is light,
bright enough to conquer
the darkness of broken heart,
bringing sunshine to the soul,
making the whole world seem bright and hopeful.

A friend is love,
a special blessing from above,
bringing warmth to a heart grown cold,
making life a grand and exciting adventure.

A friend is laughter,
a gift of joy,
leaving behind a smile
and erasing all traces of woe,
making everything seem shiny and new.

Birth'' Is Once

''Birth'' Is Once

''Youth'' Is Once

''Death'' Is Once

''Love'' Is Once

''Marriage'' Is Once

But

''Friendship''

It Runs ''Forever'' ... :)

FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE

FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE ThInG...

V FiNd OuRsElVeS tElLiNg EaCh OtHeR

D dEePeSt DeTaIlS oF oUr LiVeS...

ThInGs v DoN''t EvEn ShArE wId

D FaMiLiEs WhO rAiSeD Us...

In your darkest

In your darkest hour
when u r fedup and blue
just remember this
i''ll always be there 4 u
i m no angel and can''t change fate
but i''ll do anything coz your my MaTe. . .

We have 26 LETTERS

We have 26 LETTERS in English.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.

Do u know y ?

Bcoz ''U'' and ''I'' were not born at tat time... ;->

Friendship Is Like

Friendship Is Like Milking A Cow

If You Milk Too Often, You Won''t Get Much Milk.

If You Don''t Milk Enough, The Milk Is Sour And The Cow Is Soar.

But

If You Milk Regularly, The Milk Is Sweet, Plentiful,
And
The Cow Is Happy... <-:

A moment of joy

A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:

hum rat ki tanhai

hum rat ki tanhai men apko awaz dia karte hain ,
sitaron se apka zikar kiya karte hain.
aap aain ya aain khwabo me ,
hum apka intazar kiya karte hain.

Wat u see as

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that
true friendship never dies although we may change
& drift apart, will always value u deep within my heart!

A true friend scold

A true friend scolds like a DAD..

Cares like a MOM..

Teases like a SISTER..

Irritates like a BROTHER..

and finally loves U more than a LOVER.

Send this to all ur gud friends even me if I am 1 of them.

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