When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2760 views       Friendship

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Sab ki zindagi mein khushyian dene wale,
Mere dost ki zindagi mein koi gham na ho,
Usko mujhse bhie achche dost milein,
Jab uski zindagi mein hum na hon..
The sweetness of chocolate remains
On tongue for sometime but the
Sweetness of friends like remains
In heart forever and always
feeling is a painting never spoil it,
face is abook try to read it,
love is precious never lose it,
and
friendship is a mirror never break it,
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi
Facts Are GOD''S Argument ...

We Should Be Carefull

Never To

Misunderstand

Or

Prevent Them
NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,
MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,
DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,
AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,
RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,
AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,
AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"
Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.
Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya
ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya.

hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein
jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaraam aaya.
.
Friendship is a silent gift of Nature.

More old more Strong.

More deep more Clear.

More close more Warm..

And

Less words more Understanding. . . =)
Birth is first of life,
beauty is art of life,
death is last of life,
friend ship is heart of life
Friends R Like Delicate Flower...

They Dry Not Die..

However I M Cactus I Will Be Always

Poking U So That U Will Remember Me....
A friend is...
A tissue when you can''t stop crying
A shoulder when you feel like dying
Always listens when you have something
to say a week when you just need a day
A crutch when you have a broken heart
Some glue when everything falls apart
A sun when the rain just won''t stop
Your Mom when you run into a cop
phone call when you can''t leave your
home
Hand when you feel all alone
Wing if you want to fly
Understands without knowing why
An earfor a secret to tell
An aspirin when you feel unwell
A love that can never let go
I cherish those moments of our
frienship I shared with You...