When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3827 views       Friendship

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Heart never hate blood!


Flower never hate honey!



My heart never hate U & Ur Friendship
FrIeNsHiP iS Da OnLy ReLaTiOnShIp ThAt wE cAn "ChOoSe". . .
A tRuE fReNd iS SoMeOnE WhO sTaNdS bY u iNtHe DaRkEsT hOuR
&
sAy
"dOn''T wOrRy I aM hErE ! !"
After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." ;->
The best feeling in the world is
when u think that ur frnd forgot u
And
Suddenly u receive a message frm ur frnd saying
“I m missing u
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
*Best Buddies*
are hard to find..
So Today I choose to thank u 4 evrytime U made me smile, laugh,
4 evrytime U helped,
wiped a tear
&
I apologize 4 any inconvenience I caused,
4 evrytime I was rude,
4 anything that hurt U..
Thank U for being a great part of My Small Life :)
Met U..
Bcam Frnds..
Had Fun..
Freaked Out..
Shard Secrts..
Fought Wid U, F0ught Ova U, F0ught 4 U..
Cried 4 U, Cried Wid U..
Teasd U..
Hurt U...
Missd U..
& Here Me Stil Thinkin Of U...
Long Journey Huh?....
Will Never Let It End.. Right?
Just Wantd U 2 Know Dat My Friend...
U R Valued!! (-: | ;->
1 baat dil se batana
Is
Duniya
me
aa kar
tmne
aisa
konsa
acha
kaam
kia
tha jo
tmko
ALLAH
ne
muj jesa achcha dost dia!
('.')
<)U(>
/ / BATA0 NA
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day!
7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week!
4 Sweet weaks make 1 seet month
1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!
If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.


Just Hug Each Other and Say:



I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..
Alone ?
I''ll Be Ur Shadow ...

Want To Cry ?
Here''s My Shoulder

Need A Hug ?
I''ll Embrace U Tight

Coz

Where Ur Strength Ends
M Worth Of Being Ur Friend
Begins ... =)
D e D i C a T e D

Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))