When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2520 views Friendship

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People will come

People will come and people will go,
The seasons will change and it will show,
I will age and so will you,
But our friendship will remain strong and true!

Jiski ek smile pe

Jiski ek smile per hai dunya fida,
jis sey Dil na hona chahe juda,
jis ka style hai lajawaab,
woh aap nhi HUM hai Janab ;-)

Monsoon rain or

Monsoon rain or summer heat
You are the reason why I breathe
Tell me friend what is sweet
Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.

Never Walk Away

Never Walk Away From
A True Friend When
U C Some Faults . . .

B Patient & Realize
That NoBody Is
Perfect . . .

It''s Affection That Matter,
Not Perfection . . .

Pani Wich Be Ke

Pani Wich Be Ke Hawa Labda Rea
Ik Be Wafa Wichun Wafa Labda Rea
Hathin Talash Kita Si Jera Pathar Da Bhoot
Us Wichun Khuda Labda Rea
Te Tar Tar Kita Jine Aapni Ruh Da Lybas
Os Nange Baadan Wichu Haya Labda Rea

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Are Like

F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Are Like
R.A.I.N.B.O.W
They Brighten Your
L.I.F.E
After You Have
Gone Through A
S.T.O.R.M ... :)

INTRODUCTION IS

INTRODUCTION IS POSSIBLE ANY TIME,
LOVE IS POSSIBLE SOME TIME,
MARRIAGE IS POSSIBLE ONE TIME,
BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSSIBE ONCE IN A LIFE TIME!!!!

COURT ORDER

COURT ORDER:
ur accused of crawlin'' in 2 my life,
& hijacking my smiles with ur cute SMS''s
U r found guilty n so u r sentenced
to b my friend 4 life!
No bail.......

Love,

Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

U''ll Get The 100

U''ll Get The 100 Reasons To Leave Me & My Friendship . . .
BuT What Wud Be The ONE Reason Not To Leave Me? ? ?
Reply Is Must
& 4wrd It to Ur Frends Also
See The Cute Replies. . .

ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF

ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF
gOoD aNd SiNcErE fRiEnDs
In OuR lIvEs Is LiKe
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF hEaRtBeAtS !
ThEy ArE nOt ViSiBlE,
bUt
ThEy SiLeNtLy SuPpOrT oUr LiFe... [=

love start with smile

love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends with death

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