When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2533 views       Friendship

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Tum na mano ye haqikat hai,
Dosti insan ki zarurat hai,
Kisi din aao hamari mehfil me,
Jan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.
Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,
Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....
Pushtu
Sumra Khukaly Mazigar Wow Tha Ra Naghlii
Zamung Kali Kii Akhter Wow Tha Ranghlii
Ma Nakrizii Vee Rawarii Sta Da Para Tha Ranaghlii
Tool Gham De Zama Pa Sar Wow Tha Ranaghlii...!!!!!
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
Karo karam ya sitam gila hum nahi karte,
pathro pe yakinan phul khila nahi karte,
mita do humko dil se magar ye khyal rahe,
hum jaise yaar jaldi mila nahi karte.
Frnd is 1 who tolerates ur worst MOOD,

Manages to smile on ur idiotic JOKE,

Tries 2understand ur craziest DREAM,

n Helps 2deal with ur PROBS..

Always n 4ever..
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…
I''m Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I''m Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I''m Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I''m Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I''m Always With U.
frindeship not an eaxam to pa$s or fail..
Frinde$hip i$ not a competition to win or Lo$e..
It i$ feeling in wich yo care for $am one more than your$elf.....
vishvas ki ek jori hai Dosti,
betab dil ki majboori hai Dosti,
na mano to kuch nhi,

Aur

mano to zindagi ki kamzori hai Dosti..!
Friends R Like Films, Some R Musical,
Some R Romantic, Some R Adventurous,
Some R Comedy & Yet Others Are Tragedy,
But Very Few Like U R Oscar Winning.