When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3863 views       Friendship

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Definition of a true friend...

MY medicine when i m in pain..
MY letter when i m very far ...
my smile when i m sad..
MY hanky when i cry..
and ....

MY last one more breath when i DIE.....


this is what i define a s a friend..!!
Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art…
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Some friends are like a Flower. and when they finally bloom they wilt away in just one day and some times just by noon. Some friends are like a cloudy day and when the sun's in sight. it gets blocked by the grayest cloud
Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.
aksar logo se soona tha ZINDAGI rahe to phir milenge

LAKIN aap se milker mahsoos kiya ka milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge
A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh.

But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.
Fr!eNdSh!p ...

!s a StRoNg & HaBiTuAl !nCl!nAtIoN

!n tWo PeRsOnS

To PrOmOtE

ThE gOoD & HaPp!nEsS

Of OnE aNoThEr ... :)
The Light Of

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like The Light Of

P.H.O.S.P.H.O.R.U.S

Seen Plainest When

All Around Is Dark ... (:
FrIeNdShIp
Is A gIfT,
tHaT iS fAiR iN aLl tHiNgZ.
iT rOoTs FrOm OnE''s HeArT
&
iNvOlVeS mEmOrIeS
tHaT sTaY nOt
FoR a WhIlE
bUt
FoR a LiFeTiMe ... -,-
Aap ki dosti ki ek najar chahiye,
dil hai beghar usko ek ghar chahiye,
saath chalte rahna ai dost,
ye dosti hame umar bhar chahiye.
"Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me..

I was smiling silently thinking of you"
Wat''s real but invisible?
ur care.
wat''s true but unfair?
ur absence.
wat''s sweet but naugty?
ur smile.
wat is precious but priceless?

Ur Friendship!