When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3436 views       Friendship

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• A FRIEND IS:

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!
ye lamhey yun he guzar jaeen gey,
shayad ham dost yun he bichar jaeen ge,
naraaz na hona hamari shrartoon se,
ye hi tu pal hain jo kal yaad aeen gey...
A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart & Laves It There...
Foever

But

A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below & Kick It Out...
Forever ... =]
Stay Wid Me

I''ll Saty Wid You

And

We Will be Friends

Through & Through . . . (~_~)
Friends are like Colour Pencils..
They colour our lives,
I may not b your favourite colour,
But hope u''ll need me some where 2 complete your Picture....
SHIDAT-E-DARD SAY SHARMINDA NAHI MERI WAFA
JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAKHAM BHI GEHRAY DAITE HAIN

by by Alie (3 days ago) / 0 views
Wo dil hi kya jo milane ki dua na kare,
tujhe bhul ke jiyu khuda na kare,
rahegi hamari dosti zindgi bhar,
ye baat alag hai ki zindgi wafa na kare.
ZinDagi Mein Aisa DOST Shamil Kro
Jo Aaina Aur Saaya Ban K Sath Rahy

Kiyon K Aaina Jhoot Nahi Bolta Aur Saaya Sath Nahi Chorta
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,


otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay

Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay

Yeh DOSTI ka rishta aap say hai

Warna itnay SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay
ek
hansi
Jo hansa de...

ek
AAnsoo
jo rula de....

ek aarzoo
jo jaga de...

ek chahat
jo samja le...

har jo jaan le...
usi RISHTE
ka naam hai...

DOSTI