When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3992 views       Friendship

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F r I e N d S h I p

Is LiKe A bAnK aCcOuNt ...

YoU cAnNoT cOnTiNuE tO dRaW oN iT

WiThOuT

MaKiNg DePoSiTs ... (=
Anyone can make you SMILE,
anyone can make you CRY,
But it is that special person
That can make you smile with tears in your eyes.
Trust Of A Friend Should B Like The Feeling That A
1 Year Old Baby Has

When YOU Throw Him In Air, He Laughs


Because

He Knows YOU''ll Catch Him ... (:
( EHSAAS )
aap ki duri ka
( YAQEEN )
aap ki baton ka
( KADR )
aap k naam ki
( FAKR )
aap se dosti ka
( INTEZAR )
aap k sweet sms ka.
To kab tak ayga.
Best lines said by a cute friend:

It hurts me wen U talk 2 someone else and not 2 ME,
It hurts more when some1 else makes U smile and i cant.,
Lips Dont Join When You Say
L O V E,

That Is a Sign Of Distance .

But When You Say

F R I E N D S H I P
Lips Join,

That Is a Sign Of Togetherness.
Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd
1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U
but 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U
Zamane se kab ke hum gujar gaye hote,
thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
bandhey the to bas tere dosti ke dhage mai,
warna kabke motiyo jaise bikar gaye hote..
A great frend is an extension of our-self

widout whom v r nt complett.

So better take care of urself

b''coz I dn''t wanna 2 loose a part of me!
Friendship is sweetFriZendship is sweet when it''s new, sweeter when it''s true, but sweetest when it''s U...When God gave friends he tried to be fair. When i got you i got more than my share!!!