When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3126 views       Friendship

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Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!
Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship
I Can''t Find A Reason
Why God Gave U To Me,
But That Is Not The Question To Be Asked; MAY BE THE QUESTION Is How Did God Knew That
I NEED A FRND LIKE U.
As Precious As U Are To Me,
As Precious No One Can Ever Be,
I Know All Friends Are Hard To Choose,
But You Are The One
''''I NEVER WANT TO LOOSE.''''
Everyone has a Best friend during each stage of life But Those are lucky who have the same friend in all stages of life.!
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
Dude Iss Kadar Mujhe Apne Kareeb Lagti Hai,

Dude Ko Alag se Sochoon To Ajeeb Lagta Hai,

Ek Baat Boloon?

Bura Maat Manana,

Dude Mujhe Sab Se Aazeez Lagti Hai...
Apni jindagi main mujhe sharik samjna,

Koi gam aaye to karib samjna,

De denge muskrahat aansuon k badle me,

bas hazaron DOSTO me thoda aziz samjhna
Value the people who value you most,

Forget about the people who do not care about you.

Believe me, they are not worth having you.
Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
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but
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a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...