When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3843 views       Friendship

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Best lines said by a cute friend:

It hurts me wen U talk 2 someone else and not 2 ME,
It hurts more when some1 else makes U smile and i cant.,
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
Hmari Aapki dosti Bilkul FIX hai
Love,Emotion, Sadness
Sb kuch MIX hai
Hm to Apko Na Bhulenge kbhi,
Aap Bhool na jye Bs yahi thoda RISK hai
When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in
Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to
My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !
May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming
New Year.. !
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me
what did i want a million dollars or a true friend
i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U
Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me,
ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye,
tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi,
par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you a precious gi ft from God!
One Injection Of
Trust

One Tablet Of
Care

One Tbs Syrup Of
Attention

One Drip Of
Understanding

Take 3 Tyms A Day

It''s All Necessary 4 The Health Of
"FRIENDSHIP"
F..R..I..E..N..D

* Field Of Love *

* Root Of Joy *

* Island Of God *

*End Of Sorrows *

* Name Of Hope *

* Door Of Understanding *

Dont Lose ...[=
Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,
Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,
i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,

But

I realised tat loving a friend is even better,

we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends. :->
u may b a boy

or a gurl

u may fart alot

u may b fat

u may talk a lot

u may think u r the king...

or the queen

u may b bad

or u cud b gud

u may b in the circus

or work as a D.J

u may b weird

or u may b cool

u may hav weird tastes

u may b fit


but u r still my friend
AYEE SAMJH!!!