When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3528 views Friendship

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khud pe bharosa

khud pe bharosa hai to khuda tere sath hai,
apno pe bharosa hai to har dua tere sath hai,
zindagi se kabhi mat darna aiy dost,
tera ye dost sada tere sath hai.

Assalamu''Alaikum

Assalamu''Alaikum

I told GOD let all my freinds be healthy & happy forever!
GOD said:But for 4 days only!

I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day!

GOD said:No. 3 days!

I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw!

GOD said:No. 2 days!

I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)!

GOD said:No.Just 1 day!

I said:Yes!

GOD asked:Which day?

I said:Everyday!

GOD said:U realy know how to negotiate.but since u are praying & asking happiness for ur friends,I can''t refuse.

I love everyone who thinks of others 1st,so dont u worry.
All ur friends wil b happy everyday ;->

Don''t believe your

Don''t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves

Sacrifice Is Greter

Sacrifice Is Greter Than Love
Character Is Greater Than Beauty
Humanity Is Greater Than Wealth
But Nothing Is Greater Than A Sincere Friend

Fish said to water

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.

What Is The Difference

What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)

friends

Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si baat se bhi gaye.!

Wat u see as

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that
true friendship never dies although we may change
& drift apart, will always value u deep within my heart!

A memory lasts 4Ever

A memory lasts 4Ever

Never Does it Die

True Freinds Stay 2Gether
And

Never say GOOD BY.

When a Girl Accepts Your FriendRequest

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

2 my 2 eyes looking atfr

1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U
but 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U

Only two kind of peopl

Only two kind of people will not
mind anythng you say....
The one for whom you are nothing...
And
The one for whom you are
everyThing.. !!

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