When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3494 views       Friendship

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Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep It''s Roots Have Grown
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.
It''s not something you learn in school.
But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven''t learned anything.
Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,
Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i''ll always keep!!
FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE ThInG...

V FiNd OuRsElVeS tElLiNg EaCh OtHeR

D dEePeSt DeTaIlS oF oUr LiVeS...

ThInGs v DoN''t EvEn ShArE wId

D FaMiLiEs WhO rAiSeD Us...
Hum to kuch dair k liye lete thy "Faraz", Kisi Anni dy Puttar ne janaza perha diya
Among the most disheartening and dangerous of . . . advisors, you will often find those closest to you, your dearest friends, members of your own family, perhaps, loving, anxious, and knowing nothing whatever . . .
When Emotion Play Their Role Heart Cries

When Heart Cries, It Doesn''t Make Any Sound

And

The Person Who Listens The Unmade Sound Is Called "Friend"... (:
Wafa ruswa nahi karna
Suno aisa nahi karna
Main pehlay he akela hoon
Mujhe tanha nahi karna
bohat masroof ho jana
To socha nahi karna
Bhrosa bhi zaroori hai
Magar sab ka nahi karna
Muqadar phir muqadar hai
Kabhi daawa nahi karna
Jo likha hai wo hona hai
Kabhi shikwa nahi karna
Meri takmeel tumse hai
Mujhay aadha nahi karna
Haqiqat ha Milan apna
Isay spna nahi karna
humein tum yaad rahtay ho
Humein bhoola nahi karna
Heart never hate blood!


Flower never hate honey!



My heart never hate U & Ur Friendship
DOSTI ACHI HO TO RANG LATI HAI,
DOSTI GEHRI HO TO SAB KO BHATI HAI,
DOSTI NADAAN HO TI TOOT JATI HAI,
AUR DOSTI HUM JAISO SE HO TO HISTORY BUN JATI HAI