When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3256 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

A Good Friendship Doez Nt Dependz . . .


On


How Gud Understandingz We Have . . .


But It Dependz. . .


On


How We Avoid MisUndersatndingz . . .
Friendship Is a Sea
&
Friends are Fishes..
U r my Golden Fish..

I"LL Keep U Save in My Heart..
If u Try To Go away From me
Kasam se!
Fry kr K BiLLi ko KhiLa Doonga...
Life is a railway station, where love is a train,
it will come and go any time, but freindship is a track,
it will remain.........................for ever
F.r.I.e.N.d.S
ArE tHe LiNk BeTwEeN
oUrSeLvEs AnD tHe
RoAd To
HaPpInEsS ,
jOy ,
LoVe
AnD
sUcCeSs ,
WiThOuT tHeM
wE aRe LoSt ... (-:
What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That''s what a friend is…you.
Friends are like mirror
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum jee jathe hain
ThE iMpOrTaNcE oF
gOoD n SiNcErE
fRiEnDsHiP
In oUr LiVeS
iS lIkE
tHe ImPoRtAnCe Of
HeaRtBeAtS
ThEy aRe NoT vIsIbLe
BuT
tHeY sIlEnTlY sUpPoRt
OuR lIfE ... (:


D o n '' t M a k e

F r e n d

B e f o r e

U n d e r s t a n d i n g

&

D o n ''t B r e a k

F r i e n d s h i p

A f t e r
U n d e r s t a n d i n g
U''ll Get The 100 Reasons To Leave Me & My Friendship . . .
BuT What Wud Be The ONE Reason Not To Leave Me? ? ?
Reply Is Must
& 4wrd It to Ur Frends Also
See The Cute Replies. . .