When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3572 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

If u drop me, i "ll break, If u hold me, i "ll shake,
If u need me, i"ll hurry, If u don"t call me, i "ll worry,
If u hurt me, i"ll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i "ll die...
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
U Can Nvr Find A Perfect Frnd In Me

Coz Wat Makes Me Human

Is My Imprefection

But I GUARANTEE That

I''ll ALWAYS B Ur

FRIEND Not Perfect But True
Friend ship is like a snow ball. Easy to make it but heart to keep it. Dil
barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge...
patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge...
kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain...
ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.
"Flower Turns 2 Fruit Bt Fruit Cant Turns To Flower"





Just Think
Frndship May Turns 2 Lov
Bt
Lov Cant Turns 2 Friendship.
"D" Se Dosti
"D" Se Dushmani
"D" Se Dard
"D" Se Diwangii
"D" Se Dillagi
Par "D" Se Itne Duur na Jana
k
"D" Se Dum Nikal Jaye
Samjhe "D" Se Dear :)
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,
Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki
ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH!
Time is not what makes a friendship last. . . Its love n devotion that keeps the tie between the soul. . .
True friends never part. . .
May be in distance but not in HEART...
Aaj Rutha Hua 1 Dost Yad Aaya, Accha Guzra
Hua Waqt Yad Aaya, Jo Mere Dard Ko Sine Me
Chupa Leta Tha, Aaj Jab Dard Hua To Wo Bhut
Yad Aaya.
If Ever There Is A
2morow

When We Were Not
2gether

There Is Something
You Must Always
Remember
Even If I Were Apart
I''ll Always Be With You ...