When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3141 views       Friendship

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"Read Carefully And Get The
Meaning"...
"Minimum Love is Friendship"
'n
"Maximum Friendship is Love"
Strange But True.. !!
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends
F.r.I.e.N.d.S.h.I.p

MaKe PrOsPeRiTy

mOrE sHiNiNg

AnD

lEsSeN aDvErSiTy

By

DivIdInG aNd ShaRiNg

It ... :)
The minds of 2 friends r like the
lines of railway track they may not meet but has 2 go 2gether
2 save the derailment of train called
"FRIENDSHIP"
The imp. of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our heartbeats..
though they r not visible, they silently support your life..
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna app ko bhool jayenge,
Bas ek bar aasman kitaraf dekhna,
Mere sms SITAROON par likhe nazar aayenge.
Friends are like mangga... you''ll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I''m lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
F..R..I..E..N..D

* Field Of Love *

* Root Of Joy *

* Island Of God *

*End Of Sorrows *

* Name Of Hope *

* Door Of Understanding *

Dont Lose ...[=
A Friend Worth Having,
A Task Worth Doing,
A Treasured Dream That''s Worth Pursuing,
A Truth Worth Giving,
A Faith Worth Sharing ...
Make
L.I.F.E
Worth Living (=
I keep memories of all our special times
tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,
I smile n fall in luv with
our friendship all over again.
Best Gift :- zindegi.
Best Ehasas :- khunshi.
Best Feelings :- pyar.
Best Relation :- dosti.
Best Person :- hum aur tum.