When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3569 views       Friendship

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Pushtu
Sumra Khukaly Mazigar Wow Tha Ra Naghlii
Zamung Kali Kii Akhter Wow Tha Ranghlii
Ma Nakrizii Vee Rawarii Sta Da Para Tha Ranaghlii
Tool Gham De Zama Pa Sar Wow Tha Ranaghlii...!!!!!
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me
what did i want a million dollars or a true friend
i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U
When Does A Friend

Become A Best Friend?


When His Dialouge,

"I Care For U"

Converts Into


"I Will Kill U If U Don''t Care For Me"
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u
leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is
no scope for tears if your friend is good.
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.
Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.
Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache
aap nazar aate hain..
Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
Ache Friends Duniya K Hr Kony Mai Mil Jate Hain,,
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Duniya Gool hy kona nhn milta..
Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt äñ éxäm tö päàs ör fäìl.
Frìèñdshìp ìs ñöt å cömpètìtìöñ tö wìñ ør Lösè.
It ìs féèlìñg ìñ whìch U cärè för sömèöñè mörè thäñ yöùrsèlf.
Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,
bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa tou nahi k
ek pyara sa dost mujhse door ho raha hai..
1day
Monday,
Went 2
Tuesday,
2 See
Wednesday,
& Ask
Thursday,
Whether
Friday
Has Told
Saturday
Dat
SUNDAY
Iz
"FRIENDSHIP DAY"
Friendship is not how you forget.,but how you forgive. . .
Not how you listen, But how you understand. . .
Not how you see, But how you feel. . .
And not how you let go, But how you hold. . .
Freiends are part of life . . .
I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship.