When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3853 views       Friendship

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TerI DosTi TerI WaFa Hi KAfi Hai..
TamaM UmeR yeH aSsRa Hi KaFi HAi..
JaHaN KaHIN BhI Mil0 Mill KeR MusKRa DaiNA...
meRe JeeNe K LYe TeRi YeH AddA Hi KaFI HaI....
You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,

A Lawyer And Defend Lives,

A Soldier And Protect Lives,

Or Simply Be YOURSELF,

A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life...;->
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,
forgives wen u say im sorry,
feels hapy wen u say i luv u,
smiles wen u say i mis u.
but dies wen u say forget me
N!xE FrIeNdS R Not EaSy 2 GrOw

ThE RoOt DeEplY In HeArT

&
ReMeMbEr In ThouGhTs

LikE EvErGrEeN TreeS
&

ArE Near 2 HeArT EvEn Far AwAy
FrOm EyEzZz......
La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!
PAANI

AASMAN KI TARAF UTHAY TU BHAAB
AASMAN SE NEECHAY AAY TU BARISH
JUM KAR GIRAY TO AULAY
GIR KAR JAMAY TO BURF
PHOOL KI PATTI PER HU TO SHABNAM
PATTI SAE NIKLAY TU ARAG
JAMAH HU JAYE TU JHEEL
BEH JAYAE TO NADI
JISM SAE NIKLAY TU PASEENA
AANKHOON SAE NIKLAY TU AANSU
Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!
Luv is fashion.

But Frndship is ocean.

Fashion will change.

But Ocean will never change!
Dats Friendship
Har roz 1 naya Banjata hai "DOST"
Humsa na mila hai na mile ga tumhe "DOST"
Azmaish shart hai to dekh lo azma kar,
Hum sa mil jae to mat kehna hamey "DOST
Aspire to Acquire what u Desire & Admire & if on d process u Perspire dnt Retire but Refire.
Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan Hum Apni "FEELINGS" Or Apna Piyaar
Bhi Send Ker Sakty. To Aap Ke Sary "GHUM" Hum "Receive" Kerty.
Or Hum Apni Sari "Khushiyan" Aap Ko Send Kerty."_"