When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3780 views       Friendship

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There are 3 Chambers in My Heart
One for my Mum
One for my Dad
One for God
What about U ?
Sorry No place for u in my Heart ! !
Because Friends like you are my HEART BEAT
When U Count The Best Friends

U May Not Count Me

When U Cunt The Close Friends

U May Not Count Me

But


When U Really Need A True Friend

Just Start Frm Me
*%*
*. .*
( ._, )
*==* friendship
need no
promises,
no demands and
no expectations.
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro,
dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeez it,
beat it to pulp;
all that u’ll get only
“SWEETNESS”
Sachche Dost ki ek nishani-

Wo Aapki aankho me us waqt dard dekh leta hai,

Jab duniya Aapse keh rhi hoti hai ki,

Yaar Tum muskurate bahut ho!
When Emotion Play Their Role Heart Cries

When Heart Cries, It Doesn''t Make Any Sound

And

The Person Who Listens The Unmade Sound Is Called "Friend"... (:
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof,
it never has a happy ending too simply coz
it doesn"t end as long as friends r true, just like U!
Perhaps, the most delightful
friendships are those in
which there is much
agreement, much disputation,
and yet more personal liking
Frienship Is Something Which Keeps Ur Life Moving

No Matter Wharever The Obstacles Come In Ur Way

It Gives U Courage, Satisfaction & Never Let U Give Up . . .
We met it was Luck!
We talked it was CHANCE!
We became friends it was DESTINY!
We are still friends it is FAITH!
We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.