When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3768 views       Friendship

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sawaal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,

swaal maut ka nhi saans ka hY,

Dost to Dunia main Boht Hain maGar,

sawal Dosti ka Nhi Aitbaar ka hY.
Friends are like mirror
You see yourself in it and
Come to know about your good and bad qualities.
It encourages you for good deeds and removes your bad qualities
Always respect your friends
Our friends are like angels,
who brighten our days.
In all kinds of wonderful,
Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,
As a gift from above.
And we feel we''re surrounded,
By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,
Their smiles bring the sun.
And they fill ho-hum moments,
With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,
Without any wings.
Blessing our lives,
With the most precious things.
Time is not what makes a friendship last. . . Its love n devotion that keeps the tie between the soul. . .
True friends never part. . .
May be in distance but not in HEART...
Misd calls reachesTHE MOBILE.
Recived Calls reachesTHE EARS,
But,SMS reaches"UR BEAUTIFUL EYES & LOVABLE HEART" so i always like 2send
I m mirror
“Tum mujhe dekh kr hasoge to mai bi hasaonga,
rowge to mai bi rownga,
BT tum mujhe maroge to mai nhi marunga mai to tut jaunga”.
Dat’s friendship..............
A friendship can weather most things and
thrive in thin soil but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small
silly presents every so often just to save it
from drying out completely
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person

because u neither have to weigh ur
thoughts nor measure ur words....


Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart
not written on paper,not given by pledge
it''s a promise renewed every time we contact
Friends are like Colour Pencils..
They colour our lives,
I may not b your favourite colour,
But hope u''ll need me some where 2 complete your Picture....
F.r.I.e.N.d.S.h.I.p

MaKe PrOsPeRiTy

mOrE sHiNiNg

AnD

lEsSeN aDvErSiTy

By

DivIdInG aNd ShaRiNg

It ... :)
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence