When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3993 views       Friendship

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Hamari Dosti Bonanza Jaisi Nahi K SInce 1925

Pepsi Jaisi Bhi nahi K Ye DiL Mange More

Ye To STATE LIFE INSURANCE jaisi Hai

"ZINDAGI K SATH BHI, ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI"
" Read Carefully "

Do you Know The Relation between your Two Eyes?

They
Blink Together,
Move Together,
Cry Together,
See Things Together And Sleep Together.

Though They never see each other,

Friendship Should be just like that.

Life is Hell without Friends.
If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.


Just Hug Each Other and Say:



I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay

Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay

Yeh DOSTI ka rishta aap say hai

Warna itnay SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay
* end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
Sometimes in life we think we don"t need anyone.
But sometime we don"t have anyone when we need...
So don"t let your best buddies go ever...
Friendship Is The
Rainbow Between Two
Hearts

Sharing Seven
Colors Of Feelings

-Love

-Sadness

-Happiness

-Truth

-Faith

-Secret

&

-Respect (:
Humari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,


Happiness or Sadness sab kuch MIX hai,


Hum to Aapko na bhulenge kabhi,


Ap bhool na jayen bus thora sa RISK hai..
Friendship is a 1 Way Road

to be Travelled by Two,

with Hand in Hand,

2 Care,

2 Share,

2 Forgive,

2 Love

&

2 Say Silently

"I''m Always with U".
Trust Of A Friend Should B Like The Feeling That A
1 Year Old Baby Has

When YOU Throw Him In Air, He Laughs


Because

He Knows YOU''ll Catch Him ... (:
Life''s Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)
My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...

That''s Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)