When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2562 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Hand Grasps At Hand
Eye Lights Eye In Good
Friendship
And
Great Hearts Expands
And
Grow One In Te Sense
Of This Worlds Life ... (-:
Subah

Subah

Suraj

Ka
Saath
Ho


Parindon
ki
aawaz
ho


haath
mai
chai
or
yaadon
main
aap
ho


us

khush
numa


ki
kya
baat
ho..!!!!!!!!!.->?
Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday, What''s more important is in our busy lives, We SMS each other! :->
Dosti Naam Hy Sukh
Dukh Ki Kahani Ka

Dosti Raaz Hy Sada
Muskurane Ka

Ye Pal do Pal Ki
Pehchaan Nahi

Dosti Tou Bandhan Hy
Umar Bhar Nibhane ka
Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,
bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa tou nahi k
ek pyara sa dost mujhse door ho raha hai..
SAYING OF ABDUL QADIR JELAANI (RA)

"MAIN LOGOO KO HAQ BAT KE TALQEEN KRTA RAHA YEHAN TK K
ALLAH NE MUJAY GHOS K RUTBY P FAIEZ FERMA DIYA"

SPECIAL MSG ON 11VE SHIREF
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeez it,
beat it to pulp;
all that u’ll get only
“SWEETNESS”
What is real but invisible?
Your Care.

What is true but unfair?
Your Absence.

What is sweet but naughty?
Your Smile.

What is precious but priceless?
Our Friendship
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!
Flowers Of Friendship Never Give Up

It Is A Promise Made Forever .

it Brings Happiness To The Heart And Mind

&

Makes Every Dream Come Alive ... :)