When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2762 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Friendship Is Like
Playing On Seesaw
Not Only Because
U Always Have Fun In It
But Also Because
U Wouldn''t Mind Going Down
To See Other Rise ... :)
Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan Hum Apni "FEELINGS" Or Apna Piyaar
Bhi Send Ker Sakty. To Aap Ke Sary "GHUM" Hum "Receive" Kerty.
Or Hum Apni Sari "Khushiyan" Aap Ko Send Kerty."_"
Pushtu
Sumra Khukaly Mazigar Wow Tha Ra Naghlii
Zamung Kali Kii Akhter Wow Tha Ranghlii
Ma Nakrizii Vee Rawarii Sta Da Para Tha Ranaghlii
Tool Gham De Zama Pa Sar Wow Tha Ranaghlii...!!!!!
FRIENDS r Like The Pillars On A Porch
Sometimes They Hold You Up
Sometimes They Lean On You
&
Sometimes Its Just Enuf To Know That They r Standing By (:
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
Some friends r worth 2b Thrown,
Some r Good 2 keep,
Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,

and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...
.
.
.
.
in the Treasure Box 2 b kept

4 ever.
Make new friend
remember the old
these are silver
those are gold
"frdshp is the meldy"and fragrance of life
"frdshp is a beautiful part of life
"frdshp is a beautiful flower
"life without frndshp is nothing
"many are the name applied to frndshp
but where youth and beauty enter in
there frndshp is rightly called love
and held to be the fairest of god
*%*
*. .*
( ._, )
*==* friendship
need no
promises,
no demands and
no expectations.
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u
if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend...!

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY



Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K



Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY



Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY



Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE



Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO



Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO



My response like Warid,

WE CARE
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
Hearts could only luv for a while,
feet cud only walk for a mile,
clothes won"t forever be in style
but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.