When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2962 views Friendship

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Har daag daag

Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota

Wo aaya tha mehfil main

wo aaya tha mehfil me magar shoq se nhe
wo pas to betha tha magar dil se nh
kon kehta hai use piyar nh tha
piyar to tha maga afsos mujh se nh....

MY friendship is

MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,it "ll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

u may b a boy

u may b a boy

or a gurl

u may fart alot

u may b fat

u may talk a lot

u may think u r the king...

or the queen

u may b bad

or u cud b gud

u may b in the circus

or work as a D.J

u may b weird

or u may b cool

u may hav weird tastes

u may b fit

but u r still my friend
AYEE SAMJH!!!

TaZa ph00L BilKuL

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TaZa ph00L BilKuL apKi TarH,
FarAK BuSs ItNA haI,
yEh LakH0on kI TadDaD MaiN HaIN,

oR

AaP

LakHo0N MaiN aIK HaiN.....

Close Your Eyes ....,Relax YourBody....

Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your
Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You
Can...
Now Breath...
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!

Dont write your

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it.
Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it.
Write your name on hearts of your friends,
thats where it will stay.

A good friend

A good friend is like a Fragrance
When you remind of it
It makes you happy and feel good
And you are my good friend

A FrIeNd OpEnS

A FrIeNd OpEnS
a CoNvErSaTion WiTh
A FuLl NeWz BuLleTiN
oN hIs LiFe ...

But

A ReAl FrIeNd Sayz

"WhAt''s NeW wItH YoU ..." (:

When You Ask GOD

When You Ask GOD
For A Gift,

Be Thankful If He Sends,

Not Diamonds, Pearl Or Riches,

But

The Love Of Real True Friends... :->

Friendship is like

Friendship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.

Aaj dil puch baitha

Aaj dil puch baitha apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kiya paya hai taqdeer se? Aapki tasveer dil k aaine ko dikhai Aur kaha,
inko paya hai duniya ki bheed se..

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