When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3371 views       Friendship

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• A FRIEND IS:

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!
My Friendship Means ...

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

&

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks :)
Tanhai me fariyad to kar sakte hai,
Virane ko aabad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua agar aapse mil nahi sakte,
Apko dil se yaad to kar sakte hain..
Har Khushi Ko Har Hansi Ko Har Ache Pal Ko Har Beete Kal Ko Ek Yaad Bana Lo Us Yaad Ko Apne Dil Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil Ko Apna Dost Bana Lo,
Dost ko dost ka Ishara Yaad rehta hai,Har Dost ko apna Dostana Yaad rehta hai. 2pal Sacche Dost k sath to guzaro,Maut tak vo Nazara Yaad rehta hai....
Achy Dost
"HATH" Aur
"ANKH" Ki Tarha
Hotey Hain, Jab
"HATH" Ko
Taqleef Hoti Hai To
"ANKH" Roti hai.
Auur jab "Ankh"
Roti hai to
"HATH" ansoo
Ponchta hai.
aik HASI
jo HASA de

aik AANSO
jo RULA de

aik CHAHAT
jo SAMAJ le

har AAHAT
jo JAAN le

us RISTAY
ka NAAM hay


DOSTI
Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never
FRIEND MEANS
F-Free frm all formality
R-Right 2say anything
I-In Anyway
E-Either Good &Bay
N-No Soory No Thanks
D- Dantna Pitna Allowed.OK
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!
A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.