When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3479 views       Friendship

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1 best book is equal to 100 books,but 1 good friend is equal to library!
love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love,because medicien works before death not after death.
Men Kick Friendship
Around Like A Football ,

But

It Dusn''t Seem To Crack ...

Women Treat It Like Glass

And

It Goes To Pieces ...


Isn''t It Strange ...
Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai
"I Value Ma Friends

More Than I Value
My Life.

So When I Say

U R My Friend,

It''s Just As Gud

As Saying U R My Life".!
maine kabhi apni nahi doosron ki khoshi chahi,

par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,

aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,

par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,

is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,

par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham
"Tears of EYES are Valuable"
"Speech of LIPS are Powerful"
"Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"
"Life with FRIENDS is Most
Wonderful".. !!
.Request hai Tum sE

Reféus màt karnà,



Friendship Ke Bulb Ko fuse màt Kàrnà,





Hum DosT hain Tumharay,



Loose mat karna,



Meri jagah kisi ko CHOOSE mat Karna.
Jab Waqt ne Zindagi se Hisaab maanga,
To humne socha kya Khoya or kya Paaya,
Khone ka to Hisaab na mila,
Yaad raha to bas itna ke Dost ap jaisa bhi payaa
a coin to earn
buta friend easy to find
a coin depreciate
a friend appreciate
i lost a coin when i tested you
O meri jaan

Banaras ke paan

Dosti ki aan

Pyar ki taan

Hati ki kaan

Chawal ke dhaan

Mere butter naan

Maan ya na maan

but reallly

you are a shaitaan!!!
Friends R Like Delicate Flower...

They Dry Not Die..

However I M Cactus I Will Be Always

Poking U So That U Will Remember Me....
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.