When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3968 views       Friendship

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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHt
Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS
FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur
Hai.!
Sometimes In Life
V Run So Fast That
V Don''t Notice Anyone
Running With Us
V Notice THEM Only
Whn V Fall & THEY
Stop To Pick Us Up ...

THEY r Called
fRiEnDz.. :)
Andhere ne Kabhi Roshni Nahi
Dekhi,
Maut ne kabhi Zindagi nahi dekhi,
Jo Kehte hai Mit Jati hai Duryo se
dosti,
Unhone Shayad Humari Dosti nahi
dekhi.
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
A friend is...
A tissue when you can''t stop crying
A shoulder when you feel like dying
Always listens when you have something
to say a week when you just need a day
A crutch when you have a broken heart
Some glue when everything falls apart
A sun when the rain just won''t stop
Your Mom when you run into a cop
phone call when you can''t leave your
home
Hand when you feel all alone
Wing if you want to fly
Understands without knowing why
An earfor a secret to tell
An aspirin when you feel unwell
A love that can never let go
I cherish those moments of our
frienship I shared with You...
Perhaps, the most delightful
friendships are those in
which there is much
agreement, much disputation,
and yet more personal liking
There Ppl v Talk N Laugh Wid Everyday Yet The Friendship Ends . . .

But There Are Those Whom We Rarely Talk And Meet

Yet We Know That They Are Worth Keeping
Freindship happens inside the heart,
Slient..
Unwritten..
Unnbreakable by distance..
Unchangeable by time..

Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
Flowers Of
True
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Never
Fade
Even
In
Harsh
Condition
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Never
Gives Up
Its
A
P.R.O.M.I.S.E
Made
Forever ... =)
*If You Are In Love:
-Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It 'coz Nothing Lasts Forever
*If You Just Broke Up:
-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy
-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are
There
-Hug More People
-Stop Listening To Music! It Only
Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single 'n Alone:
-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can
Blame You
-Enjoy Every Opportunity
-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!
A great frend is an extension of our-self

widout whom v r nt complett.

So better take care of urself

b''coz I dn''t wanna 2 loose a part of me!