When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2940 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you a precious gi ft from God!
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Have u ever THANKED frnds.
For their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their taps at ur back?
Their way of calling ur name?

Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore,
could u bear it?
"small things usually go unoticed,
but in reality,
they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful:

"I THANK YOU 2 my dear" :-)
Friendship is a crossed cheque of Rs.Happy/-

When u feel upset or alone withdraw it from my account.

And when you are too happy deposite it in my account. . . :->
Friendship Is Like Milking A Cow

If You Milk Too Often, You Won''t Get Much Milk.

If You Don''t Milk Enough, The Milk Is Sour And The Cow Is Soar.

But

If You Milk Regularly, The Milk Is Sweet, Plentiful,
And
The Cow Is Happy... <-:
Wishing To be Friends Is Quick Work

But

Friendship Is Slow Ripening Fruit ...
Hama Guman Tha K Chaha Hamma Zamana Na,
Aziz Sab Ko Tha Magar Zarooraton Ki Tarha...!
When Does A Friend

Become A Best Friend?


When His Dialouge,

"I Care For U"

Converts Into


"I Will Kill U If U Don''t Care For Me"
People say relations are made in heaven, but some get broken up here on Earth called Hell. But I got a friend like U, here in hell and made my life HEAVEN.
ik chota say sapna tha
us sapne mein koi apna tha
us apne mein kuch sakoon tha
jo zindagi ka junon tha
us junoon mein ek rahat thi
jo sirf teri chahat thi
us chahat mein ek andaz tha
jo meri dhadkano ka raaz tha
us raaz mein ek khushbo thi
jo meri sooch ki justuju thi
us justuju mein ek hararat thi
jo meri khushiyoun ki sharat thi
us shahrat mein mein ek ehsaas tha
k tou jo mere pass tha
us pass mein jo ek araam tha
woh bus sirf ek tera naam tha
"FrndShip" is Not About Finding D Right Person BUT
Creating D Right Relation ... It"s NOT How Much We "CARE"
in D Begning BUT How Much We "CARE" till D END ..
feeling is a painting never spoil it,
face is abook try to read it,
love is precious never lose it,
and
friendship is a mirror never break it,