When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3311 views       Friendship

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a True Friend Is
Someone,
You Can Disagree With
And Still Remain
Friends ...

For If Not,
They Weren''t
True Friends
In The First Place ...
Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.

Count your life with smiles, not tears

&

when your life has reached its autumn,

count your age by friends, not years..... :)
Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si baat se bhi gaye.!
Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
vishvas ki ek jori hai Dosti,
betab dil ki majboori hai Dosti,
na mano to kuch nhi,

Aur

mano to zindagi ki kamzori hai Dosti..!
Dooriyan dosti badhati hain,
dil ko dil ke kareeb laati hain,
jin aankhon mein aap rehte ho
woh aankhen khud aap ko dekhne ko taras jati hai
Dosti Naam Hy Sukh
Dukh Ki Kahani Ka

Dosti Raaz Hy Sada
Muskurane Ka

Ye Pal do Pal Ki
Pehchaan Nahi

Dosti Tou Bandhan Hy
Umar Bhar Nibhane ka
Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum TUM
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared
than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Naseeb naseeb ki baat hoti hai,

Khushiyo ki bhi kabhi shaam hoti hai.

Mushkile u hi khatam nahi ho jaati hai,

Iske piche bhi kisi ki fariyad hoti hai
FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE ThInG...

V FiNd OuRsElVeS tElLiNg EaCh OtHeR

D dEePeSt DeTaIlS oF oUr LiVeS...

ThInGs v DoN''t EvEn ShArE wId

D FaMiLiEs WhO rAiSeD Us...
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you a precious gi ft from God!