When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 2545 views Friendship

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Whenever I look

Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made
me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.

A Friend Is Long

A Friend Is

Long Sought

Hardly Found

And

With Difficulty Kept ...

o_O

Life Is Sea

Life Is Sea

Heart Is Sea-Shore

It Doesn''t Matter How Many Waves Are There

But

Matters Which One Touches The Shore . . .

Life can b hard

Life can b hard,

nt always fun.

Night brings darkness

and morning brings sun.

Wn life seems tough

n nobdy seems to care,

Dil se Karna yaad,

I''ll b there.

"D" Se Dosti

"D" Se Dosti
"D" Se Dushmani
"D" Se Dard
"D" Se Diwangii
"D" Se Dillagi
Par "D" Se Itne Duur na Jana
k
"D" Se Dum Nikal Jaye
Samjhe "D" Se Dear :)

Age appears to

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

mother"s love father"s advice

mother"s love

father"s advice

brother"s care

sister"s fight

baby"s smile

&

Oye "apni frndhip..yaar"....

Ek din jab hum

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna app ko bhool jayenge,
Bas ek bar aasman kitaraf dekhna,
Mere sms SITAROON par likhe nazar aayenge.

Count your garden

Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.

Count your life with smiles, not tears

&

when your life has reached its autumn,

count your age by friends, not years..... :)

MAKING 100 FRIEND

MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS

Among Life''s Precious

Among Life''s Precious Jewels

Genuine And Rare ..

The One That We Call
Friendship

Has Worth Beyond Compare ... =)

Life is a little foolish

Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.

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