When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2496 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa...
butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
hAr mAjBoRi Se

lArNa SiKh lO . .

hAr gHuM k SaTh

jEeNa sIKh Lo . .

'' BUSY '' hUm BhI kAm NaI

pAs hAmArI tArHa . .

DoStO kO yAaD kArNa

sIkH lO . .
one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u
leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is
no scope for tears if your friend is good.
My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...
Milna Bicharna Sab
Qismat Ka Khel Hy

Kahin Nafrat Kahin
Dilo''n Ka Mail Hy

Bik Jata Hy Har Rishta
Dunya Main

Sirf Dosti Hi Yahan
"Not For Sale" Hy ... :)
Friendship grows out of chance
Meeting a mere glance
& Then a smie
& Touches the heart in
More ways then one
Isn''t it great
How We have grown
From being perfect strangers
To who We Are today
I''m fortunate to have found
A wonderful Friend like YOU

Happy Friendship Day
"Friends & Medicines both take care of us in our pains.But the only difference is that Good friends don't have an Expiry Date"
* end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
Awesome Self Respect Line I Have
Ever Heard...
"If its going to be hard
for People to Choose between Me 'n
Someone Else
I would allow them to Choose the Other One
because
I 'm not an OPTION".. !
Dost 1 PIYAZ ki Tarah Hai.



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Agar Usko kaatoge To Aansu k siwa Kuch Nahi Niklega
Hamari Dosti Bonanza Jaisi Nahi K SInce 1925

Pepsi Jaisi Bhi nahi K Ye DiL Mange More

Ye To STATE LIFE INSURANCE jaisi Hai

"ZINDAGI K SATH BHI, ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI"
D e D i C a T e D

Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))