When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3039 views Friendship

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I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5

if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid

A loyal friend laugh

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.

Best lines said by a friend

Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”

Hmari Aapki dosti

Hmari Aapki dosti Bilkul FIX hai
Love,Emotion, Sadness
Sb kuch MIX hai
Hm to Apko Na Bhulenge kbhi,
Aap Bhool na jye Bs yahi thoda RISK hai

i thought u r very

"i thought u r very busy

so dint disturb u"

dis is d main reason behind most broken friendships...

so keep disturbing ur frnds as i did!!!

How friends break

How friends break? both frnd will think the other is
busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think y should i contact.
Here ur love will be converted to hate.
Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.
They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will
meet and blame 1 another.
So keep in touch with all our frnds

A Great Quote By

A Great Quote By
Abraham Lincoln

"If FrIeNdShIp
iS yOuR wEaKeSt
PoInT tHeN yOu ArE
tHe StRiNgEsT pErSoN
iN tHe WorLd ... " :)

yun rooth jana acha

yun rooth jana acha nahe lagta,
yun tarpna acha nahe lagta,
mairey dil main jo baat ha,
mairi aankhoon sey chura lo,
mujay har baat btana acha nahe lagta...

FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST

FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA,
IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE,
IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.

If you are alone

If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.

Aey mere SMS mere

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

Pure friendship

Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeez it,
beat it to pulp;
all that u’ll get only
“SWEETNESS”

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