When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3635 views       Friendship

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T.R.U.E
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Is Like Sound Health

The Value Of It

Is Seldom Known

Until

It be Lost ....
A friend is never a coincidence in your life they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us...
TerI DosTi TerI WaFa Hi KAfi Hai..
TamaM UmeR yeH aSsRa Hi KaFi HAi..
JaHaN KaHIN BhI Mil0 Mill KeR MusKRa DaiNA...
meRe JeeNe K LYe TeRi YeH AddA Hi KaFI HaI....
A great frend is an extension of our-self

widout whom v r nt complett.

So better take care of urself

b''coz I dn''t wanna 2 loose a part of me!
Dost Banana Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Khush Rehna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Door Reh Ker Bhi Paas Hote Ho Tum
Tum Se Baat Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Rona Nahi Ata Mujhay Shayed
Hansna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
Phoolon Me Khushboo Hi Na Sahi
Per Khushboo Ko Mahsoos Kerna Sikha Dia He Zindagi Ne
To have a lovely life;
Either, one must have a True Lover
Greater than All Friends,
Or, One must have a True Friend
who Really Cares,
More than a Lover...
Dosti Yaqeen Pe Tiki Hoti Hai,
Yeh Dewaar Bari Muskil Se Khari Hoti Hai,

Kabhi Fursat Milay To Perhna Kitab Rishtoo Ki,
Dosti Khoon K Rishton Se Bhi Bari Hoti Hai....
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..
Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your
friends, and me if I
am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are
the numbers of what
kind of friend you are based on how many you get
back..

1-3 ~ you''re a bad friend
4-6 ~ you''re an okay friend
7-9 ~ you''re a good friend
10+ ~ you''re great friend
Friendship is when u have a huge fight with ur freind n u say

''Dats it''....


But After A M6ent U put all ur egos aside n say....

''chAl COKE To pila....''
FrIeNdShIp
Is A gIfT,
tHaT iS fAiR iN aLl tHiNgZ.
iT rOoTs FrOm OnE''s HeArT
&
iNvOlVeS mEmOrIeS
tHaT sTaY nOt
FoR a WhIlE
bUt
FoR a LiFeTiMe ... -,-
What Is Friendship ?

It Is A Ship Loaded With

“LOVE”

“CARE” & “SHARE”

Crossing The Sea Of Heart

Having No Wheels Of

“SORRY” & “THANX”