When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3478 views       Friendship

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yun rooth jana acha nahe lagta,
yun tarpna acha nahe lagta,
mairey dil main jo baat ha,
mairi aankhoon sey chura lo,
mujay har baat btana acha nahe lagta...
meri hAr zaroorat mere dost jaise hAy,


Mere Dil main bani moorat Mere Dost jaise hAy,

Mat kaho mera dost CHAND jaisa hAy,

youn kaho CHAND ki surat mere Dost jaise he.
salam wale kum!

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Kripya Aap 3 SMS KARKE TURANT RECHARGE KARE!

FROM:

DSNL

(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se!
Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye!
ski raho me andhera aaye..
To roshni k liye humay jalaye
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHt
Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS
FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Friendship isn''t about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... Its all about who came and never left.
When U Feel Alone
&
Wanna Shade
Some Tears ...

Then

You Need A Person
In Face Of A

Best Friend

U Need A Shoulder
To Cry On ...

Then Come To Me ... =)
Friends r lyk mornings,

u may share with dem

only a few hours of d day.

But u knw dat they will

always b there tomorrow,

the next day and the day after,

forever!
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
.
a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
Nice Friends Are Best Part Of Our Memories
That Tym Can Never Erase
&
When I''m Blessed Wid A Friend Lyk U
My Memories Are Alwayz Worth Treasuring . . . =)
Yade bi DOSTO se he,
Mulakate B DOSTO se he,
$apne b DOSTO se he,
Apne b DOSTO se he,
Ya phir yu kahu
AB to DUNIYA hi DOSTO se he
Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made
me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.