When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3269 views       Friendship

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Pyar se bada koi tohfaa nahi hota
Bewafi se bada koi dhoka nahi hota
Kabhi na thukrana dosto ko
kyoki es se bada koi bharosha nahi hota
Don''t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves
FrIeNdS aRe ThE

BaCon BiTs

In thE

SaLad BoWl

Of LiFe ... (=
If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho,

wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na ho.

Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar,

kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho
One Injection Of
Trust

One Tablet Of
Care

One Tbs Syrup Of
Attention

One Drip Of
Understanding

Take 3 Tyms A Day

It''s All Necessary 4 The Health Of
"FRIENDSHIP"
You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--
Before I got inBefore I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth.
Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
a frnd is sweet when it is newooo

it is sweter when it is youoooo
A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn''t have a friend.
Wat''s real but invisible?
ur care.
wat''s true but unfair?
ur absence.
wat''s sweet but naugty?
ur smile.
wat is precious but priceless?

Ur Friendship!