When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3673 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

The Best Feeling In The World Is When U Think That Ur Friend Forgot U
&
Suddenly
U Receive A Msg From Ur Friend Saying = =
"Hey I Am Missing YOU Yaar <-:
We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop there is at last a drop which makes it run over, so in a series of kindness there is at last one which makes the heart run over.
Without humor, life sux.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!
Hold a true friend with both your hands,
don"t let go 4 true friend comes once in a lifetime.
That"s why i"m holding you tight! Cant let U go.
The best feeling in the world is
when u think that ur frnd forgot u
And
Suddenly u receive a message frm ur frnd saying
“I m missing u
Friends Means No Asking

Friends Means No Reasoning

Friends MEans Just Believeing

Friends Are Those Who Never Believe In Last Three Alphabets of FRIENDS ..
Pure FRIENDSHIP is like SUGARCANE;
you
crush it,
twist it,
squeez it,
beat it to pulp;
all that u’ll get only
“SWEETNESS”
Friendship is certainly the finest balm


for the pangs of disappointed love.
F r I e N d Z

nEvEr SeArCh FoR
rEaSoN wHy
ThEy LiKe YoU

AlL tHeY sEaRcH fOr
ThE rEaSoNs To
ShOw HoW mUcH tHeY
Do ... (:
You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--
A Good Friend

Is Like A Light House

It Doesn''t

Ring Bells, Fire Guns
To Call Attention

When You Are Lost ...

It Simply Stands
Tall And Shines ... =]
FRIENDS r Like The Pillars On A Porch
Sometimes They Hold You Up
Sometimes They Lean On You
&
Sometimes Its Just Enuf To Know That They r Standing By (: