When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3239 views       Friendship

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One Who Just Smiles At U All times Doesn''t Become Ur True Friend

But

One Who Fills Ur Soul With Love & Wipes Ur Tear

Is Ur Real Friend …:)
Among Life''s Precious Jewels

Genuine And Rare ..

The One That We Call
Friendship

Has Worth Beyond Compare ... =)
Everyone has a friend

during each stage of life

But only lucky ones have

the same friend in all stages

of life.
A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn''t have a friend.
May Be A Hundred
Bitter Words

Will Not Give Pain

But A

Special Friend

Silence Brings More Tears To The Heart

So Always Keep In Touch .
A Stone Dropped In
Water In A Moments
Its Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000 Ripples
Circling On & On
2day Im Here
2morow Im Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000
Memorie Echoing
On & On
"S T A Y"

Is A Charming Word

In A

Friend''s Vocabulary ...

"Stay In Touch" ... (:
Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali. Phir socha likhu phool
se, mili na dali gulab wali. Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar
wali.
It starts wid a hi/hello.

It increases as ''wats up dese days''.

It grows 2 ''oye btana nae hota.''

It tends 2 mould as

''stupid tu apna dimaag mat chala,

jaisa i m saying waisa kar''

And den it ends NEVER.

Dats frendshp.
INTRODUCTION IS POSSIBLE ANY TIME,
LOVE IS POSSIBLE SOME TIME,
MARRIAGE IS POSSIBLE ONE TIME,
BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSSIBE ONCE IN A LIFE TIME!!!!
Dosti ki hai nibhayenge hum pahle,
musibat koi aaye to hath badhayenge hum pahle,
jine ko to ji lenge hum zindgi,
agar maut aayi to jayenge hum pahle.
Aksar dosti karne wale,
apne dost ki tarif karte rehte hain
Taki wo unse juda na ho jaye.
Hum isliye khamosh rehte hain,
taki un par koi aur fida na ho jaye.