When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3804 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Bhool jayen hum tujhe ye justuju karte rahe,,,,,,
Aur dil hi dil main teri aarzu karte rahe,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aap ki khatir ye aankhe nam raheen,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aansuon se hum wazoo karte rahe.......
I am not really your friend until

I start insulting you on a daily basis.
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Friend ship never ends,
If you ever feel that
its the end .
Then feel also ,
for a while
It might be the beginning
of a brand new start
Which will be better
Then first One !
If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.


Just Hug Each Other and Say:



I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? , How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?, How can u tell me not 2 fall is friendship when u exist..
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay

Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay

Yeh DOSTI ka rishta aap say hai

Warna itnay SMS hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay
"Jis ne CHAND KI ROSHNI
nhi dekhi"


"Jis ne PHOLON KI TAAZGI
nahi dekhi"


"Jo ye kehte hai k MITT
JATI ha DOORIYON se
DOSTI"


US ne SHYD hAMRI DOSTI
nAHI Dekhi..-;>
Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota
Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai