When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3954 views Friendship

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True Friend

POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "

UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR SMILE IS ANALGESIC

UR LOOK IS ANTIFLAMATORY

UR PRESENCE IS ANTISEPTIC

DATS WHY UR MY FAVOURITE DRUG....!!

I M ADDICTED 2 UR FRIENDSHIP.....!!

It starts wid a

It starts wid a hi/hello.

It increases as ''wats up dese days''.

It grows 2 ''oye btana nae hota.''

It tends 2 mould as

''stupid tu apna dimaag mat chala,

jaisa i m saying waisa kar''

And den it ends NEVER.

Dats frendshp.

jab dosti ki dastaan

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

A Friend Is One Who

A Friend Is One Who
Advise You To Study
Well

But

A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says

"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->

Friendship is sweet

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

When a Guy does SomethingWrong...

When a Guy does Something
Wrong...
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't
mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something
Wrong...
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

I don''t regret the

I don''t regret the things I have done and the things I didn''t do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

For My Friends

For My Friends

You All r My
Strength, My Power,
My Belief, My
Imagination, My
Commitment

Above all, You All r
The Back Bone Of My
Life & I m Proud That
You r A Part Of It ... :)

Friends are like

Friends are like hairs of head,
you might lose some,
but with enough money u can buy them back./...

Each friend represents

Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

Jisey DIL Ka Qalam

Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,

Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy,

Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log "FRIENDSHIP"
Kehte Hy . . ;->

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