When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3561 views       Friendship

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MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,
it "ll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
If I Could Choose A
Dream For U
It Would Be The Kind
Of Dream U Deserve
A Dream That
Somebody,
U''ll Find That Special
Person Who''ll Make
Ur Life Complete ... (:
Friendship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.
OYE MERE DOST,
MEre program ke host,
andheron k ghost,
Double aande ke toast,
Bujhi hui lamp post,
Murgi ke roast,
.
.
.
.
.

I MISS U MOST...!!!
Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd
Jinki yaad mei hum dewane ho gaye
woh humhi se begane ho gaye
shayad unhe talash hai naye dosto ki
kyoki unki nazar mei ab hum purane hogaye
My Friendship Means ...

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

&

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks :)
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.

My riches do not lie in material wealth,

but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho,

wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na ho.

Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar,

kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho
Khushboo k nazool jaisa hay, Wo ik "DOST" jo phool jaisa hay, Hum kiya karta zamanay ki Dosti lay kar, Zamana to uss k qadmoon ki dhool jaisa hai.....