When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3604 views       Friendship

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Silences make the the real conversation

between friends.

Not the saying but the never

needing to say is what counts
Alone I can only say but together we can shout, alone I can only smile but together we can laugh, alone I can only live but together we can celebrate. That''s being friends.
dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile.
10 persons in a day pray 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day pray 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day pray 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..

MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
The Test Of Friendship Dosen''t Comes When U R 2gether.

It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite

The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There...
Friendship is not something that is
written on paper,
because paper can be torn.
It is neither something that can be
written on a rock,
for even a rock can break. But
It is written on the heart of a
person,
and it stays there forever.
Birthday wishes and blessings are
coming your way, my friend!
A Loving smile &a heart of gold
ur dearest person ths world cn hold
Though heart fails & life deprts
u''ll live as a frnd 4ever in my heart.
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u
-Recipe Of Friendship-

2 Heaping Cups Of Patience
1 Heartful Of Love
2 Handfuls Of Generosity
1 Handful Of Understanding
A Dash Of Humour

Sprinkle Generously Wid Kindness & Plenty Of Faith
Mix Well
Spread Over A Period Of Life Time
Serve To Everyone You Meet (:
"Friends are like mellons...
shall i tell u why?......

To find one good.....
U must a Hundred try...!"