When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3868 views       Friendship

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Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur
Hai.!
Tere dil ko sajayenge apne arman dekar,

tere labo ko hasayenge apni muskan dekar.

Dosti ki kasam tujhe kafan se bhi utha layenge

tere sharir me apni jaan dekar
Wats college life?

It consists of so many first experiences in life..

1st freedom

1st cell

1st night out

1st crush

1st girlfriend/boy friend

1st breakup

1st project

1st call/letter

1st feeling of responsibility

1st of so many

& finaly d last of bye

2 all loving frnds

n a PROMISE

2 stay frnds FOREVER!
A strong bonding does''nt need daily messages,

Doesn''t always need calls.

As long as love lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs.
You Can Be :
A Doctor And Save Lives,

A Lawyer And Defend Lives,

A Soldier And Protect Lives,

Or Simply Be YOURSELF,

A SWEETHEART Who Touches Life...;->
In life many people will help YOU

When it suits THEM

But

Very few people will help YOU

When YOU need it

Make the FEW YOUR FRIENDS

But

Be the FEW to MANY
F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...
Later We Don''t Know
Who We r Without
Them ... (=
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.
PaIn Of MisSinG FrIeNdS iSn''T tHiEr aBsEnCe . . .
BuT
ItS WhEn U ThInK oF ThE gOOd TyMs u HaVe ShaReD & U aSk UrSeLf
"WiLl ThOsE mOmEnTs eVeR hApPeN aGaIn"
ThAt''s FrIeNdsHiP
Can miles really separate us from friends?

If we want to be with someone we love,

aren''t we already there. . . ?
A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
"Never Regret Anyone that Once Made You Smile"
Send to all the people u dont want to lose in 2008 even Me,
If u get 3 back u r special. . .