When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3324 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

knock on ma heart n door will b open for cute friends
but it doesn''t apply to u becoz

u dont hve to knock anymore
u r already in ma heart
Perhaps, the most delightful
friendships are those in
which there is much
agreement, much disputation,
and yet more personal liking
the recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing
2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness
mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Sada khush rakhna mere khuda usko,

tere farishtay b dien dua usko.

Dien usko uski chahat se ziada,

Maange qatra to mile DARIYA usko ....
A ----- Z





A ALLAH SE DARO

B BISMILLA SE SHURU KARO

C CHOR KO SAZADO

D DEEN SEEKHO

E EILUM HASIL KARO

F FARZ ADA KARO

G GUSSA MAT KARO

H HAJ KARA

I IBADAT KARO

J JANNAT MILEGI

K KALIMA YAAD KARO

L LAILAHA ILLALLAH

M MOHAMMADUR RASULLAH

N NAMAZ PADHO

O OMAR KA LIHAZ KARO

P PARDA KARA

Q QURAN PARHO

R ROZA RAKHO

S SHUKRIYA ADA KARO

T TAUBA KARO

U UMMEED RAKO

V VAZOO KARO

W WAQAT KA LIHAZ KARO

X XTRA NAFIL PADO

Y YAKEEN KARO

Z ZIKR ALLAH KA KARTY RAHO!
Think About It

One Of The Gr8est
Titles, V Can Have Is
"OLD FRIEND"
V Never Appreciate
How Important "OLD
FRIENDS" Are
Until
V r Older, The Problem
Is, V Need To Start Our
Old Friendships, When
V r Young. V Then
Have To Nurture &
Grow Those
Friendships Over Our
Middle Age When A
Busy Life & Changing
Geographies Can Cause
Us To Neglect Those
Friends.
Today Is The Day To
Invest In Those People
V Hope Will Call Us
"OLD FRIENDS" In The
Years To Come ... (:
dooriyon se fark nahi padta,
baat to dilon ki nazdikion se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuchh khaas logo se hai,
varna mulaqat to roj janae kitno se hoti hai
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko SMS Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har SMS Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota... ;->
F r I e N d S h I p

Is LiKe A bAnK aCcOuNt ...

YoU cAnNoT cOnTiNuE tO dRaW oN iT

WiThOuT

MaKiNg DePoSiTs ... (=
dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.
Two Friends Are Two People Who
Are Comfortable Sharing Silence
Together.