When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2575 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That''s what a friend is…you.
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside when it is raining,
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
Koi tum say poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Ik dost hai kacha paka sa
Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa
Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda
Bus aik bahana acha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door na ho kar pas nahi
Koi tum se poochay kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Alphabetic advice for you:-
A B C
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F
Don''t Entertain Fools.
G H I
Go for High Ideas.
J K L M
Just Keep Lovely friend like Me
The Rain May Be Falling Hard Outside,
But Your Smile Makes It All Alright.
I''m So Glad That You''re My Friend.
I Know Our Friendship Will Never End.
A Friend Is Like A Book .. That Has To Be Read To Appreciate Its Beauty ...

As Such You''re One Of The Finest Book Ever Written ...

How I Wish You Could Be Reprinted ! .... (:
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost,
yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye
Sound Becomes Music,

Movement Becomes Dance,

Smile Becomes Laughter,

Mind Becomes Meditation &

Life Becomes Celebration

When Friends Keep In Touch.
Sometimes I Want To Shout
To The World
"How Lucky I m To Have You As My Friend"
But
Sometimes I Want To Hush ...
Afraid That
"Somebody Might Take You Away From Me"
N!xE FrIeNdS R Not EaSy 2 GrOw

ThE RoOt DeEplY In HeArT

&
ReMeMbEr In ThouGhTs

LikE EvErGrEeN TreeS
&

ArE Near 2 HeArT EvEn Far AwAy
FrOm EyEzZz......
Sometimes the World Gives So
Many Reason To Hate It..
But Whenever it Happens
I Just Stop 'n Think Of You 'n Say
How Can I Hate This World When
You Are A Part Of It ..! :)
Friendship grows out of chance
Meeting a mere glance
& Then a smie
& Touches the heart in
More ways then one
Isn''t it great
How We have grown
From being perfect strangers
To who We Are today
I''m fortunate to have found
A wonderful Friend like YOU

Happy Friendship Day