When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3049 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Friendship Is All About 3 Things

Winning

Losing

&

Sharing ...

Winning Ur Frend''z Heart

Losing Ur Self Ego

&

Sharing Joyz n Sorrowz ... :)
A friendship doesn''t
shine by shaking
hands in the best times
But
It blossoms by holding
the hands firmly in
critical times ...
Indeed, True friendship
doesn''t require religion,
cast or culture similarity
But
Infact need a lot of
understanding blended
with extreme care, respect
and sacrifice .. (-,=)
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
ya dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte
do$ti Yaqeen pe Tiki hoti hay
ye Dewar Bari Mu$hkil $e jhari Hoti hay
Kabhi Fur$at mile To Parna kitab Ri$hto ki
Do$ti Khoon k Ri$hto se B Bari Hotu hay.....
Pugrey wery mohabbata de ta rakheye wara lakey,

Mere jay nadan de laa bey jamday jara katakey,

Bar na devana jila kumbida zamana dila hatha wich ley k areyan,

Teri tey gila hai sanu pagla delavey kanu laalaeyan tu yariyan,
A Friend Is One Who
Advise You To Study
Well

But

A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says

"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
Aaj ki iss barish mein...
phir wohi si boondein hain

phir wohi si thundak hy

...phir wohi sa sab kuch hy
par
Aaj ki iss barish mein..

sath tum nahi ho tou ...

aankh num si kitni hy

saans tung si kitni hy

rooh piyasi kitni hy

ye udaasi kitni hy

Aaj ki iss barish mein
The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you but in what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather to what he does not say.
Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.

Count your life with smiles, not tears

&

when your life has reached its autumn,

count your age by friends, not years..... :)
A cute thought 4 those who believe in Friendship..
Its not necessary 2 share every secret b/w true friends.
but the thing is watever u share shud be true!
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.