When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3950 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Aaj dil puch baitha apni hi tasveer se,
Tune kiya paya hai taqdeer se? Aapki tasveer dil k aaine ko dikhai Aur kaha,
inko paya hai duniya ki bheed se..
1 Seed Can Create A Forest.

1 Smile Can Start A

Relationship.

1 Touch Can Show

Love-N-Care.

And A Friend Like

You Can Bring Meanin 2 Live
Only two kind of people will not
mind anythng you say....
The one for whom you are nothing...
And
The one for whom you are
everyThing.. !!
Aao saath me duniya ko bant le,

Samundar aapka lehre hamari.

Aasman aapka sitare hamare,

Suraj aapka roshni hamari.

Chalo aisa kare Sub kuch aapka

aur aap hamare
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost,
yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.
The companions of our childhood always
possess a certain power over our minds
which hardly any later friend can
obtain.:))
Jab Waqt ne Zindagi se Hisaab maanga,
To humne socha kya Khoya or kya Paaya,
Khone ka to Hisaab na mila,
Yaad raha to bas itna ke Dost ap jaisa bhi payaa
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Wonderful people r carefully created by God,

Wonderful moments are carefully planned by God,

Wonderful friends like u r carefully gifted by God
Never abandon an old friend...
you"ll never find one who can take his place,
friendship is like wine it gets better as it grow older.
If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...