When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3115 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

A Friend Is

Long Sought

Hardly Found

And

With Difficulty Kept ...

o_O
The imp. of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our heartbeats..
though they r not visible, they silently support your life..
Apni jindagi main mujhe sharik samjna,

Koi gam aaye to karib samjna,

De denge muskrahat aansuon k badle me,

bas hazaron DOSTO me thoda aziz samjhna
Frndshp is a chain of gold.

Each link is a smile,

a tear,

a laugh,

a grip of d hand,

a word of cheer

No matter how heavy d load,

I''ll b ur Friend

zindagi milti hai ek bar,
moat milti hai ek bar,
pyar hota hai ek bar,
jab ho hai sab kuch ek bar‘
phir q light jati hai bar bar ?
So Many Hands
In 1 Tiffin Box

So many Friends
In 1 Bench

So many Calls On
1 B''day Nites

So Many Tears For
1 Little Fight

Friends Are The
Best Parts Of Our
Life ... =)
FRIEND$HIP MEAN TIME PA$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN INVE$TIGATE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A PART OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A NICE THING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN$ A RIVER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WIND$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN VERY $EN$ITIVE RELATION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TREE$ OF FOOD

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TA$TE THAN $UGAR.<<<<<<.....
I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5











if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid
love start
with
smile
grows with
understanding
&
ends with
tears
but
friendship
start with
eyes
grow with
love
ends with death
LOVE IS LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.


BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…
??You are my true friend
?
??True friends are Rare to Find
?
??True friends are Always very Kind
?
??True friends are Ornaments so Beautiful
?
??True friends Always make us Cheerful
?
??True friends are the Work of Perfection
?
??True friends Give us right Direction
?
??True friends Always shine like Moon
?
??True friends are the Greatest Boon
?
??That''s Y Ur My True Friend
??Forever ?