When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3182 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

I''m Not A Clock Dat Can SMS U 24Hrs A Day . . .

BuT

My Heart Will B Like A Clock That Will Non-Stop Care n Pray For A Special Friend Like
YoU :)
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se!
Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye!
ski raho me andhera aaye..
To roshni k liye humay jalaye
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
What Is The Height Of Frustration?






U Want Ans

Hahaha!

I Dont Know
Dilon ko khareedney wale Hazar mil jayege,


Aap ko Dagha Dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,


Milega nA Aapko Hum jesa koi,


Milne ko To Dost Beshumar mil jayege.
A Friend is a Treasure
A friend is someone we turn to,
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure,
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives,
with beauty, joy and grace.
And make the world we live in,
a better and happier place.

Great friends are part of memories.
Time can never erase.
When life is blessed with friends like you.
Sweeter memories are always there to look back
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,
but I realised tat loving a friend is even better,
we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
Time goes so fast,life asks so much.

No wonder friends get out of touch.

But in hearts,

deep true unseen friendship stays

forever and ever.
Listen & Silent r two words with same
alphabets & r very imp for friendship coz only
a true Friend can listen u when u r silent.
How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.
dosti gunah hai to hone na dena,
dosti khuda hai to khone na dena,
karte ho dosti jab kisi se to,
kabhi us dost ko rone na dena.