When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2813 views       Friendship

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Kafi waqt laga hume aap tak aane me,

Kafi fariyad ki khuda se aapko pane me.

Yu dil tod ke mat jaiyega,

Humne to umar gujar di aap jaisa Dost pane me.
Friendship is not built with special people.

People become special after becoming friends.

So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special..
when u r sad.........i will try ur tears
when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears
when u r worried........i will give u hope
when u r confused.......i will give u cope
and when u r lost.......and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright
this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask?........because u r my friend
FrIeNdShIp
Is A gIfT,
tHaT iS fAiR iN aLl tHiNgZ.
iT rOoTs FrOm OnE''s HeArT
&
iNvOlVeS mEmOrIeS
tHaT sTaY nOt
FoR a WhIlE
bUt
FoR a LiFeTiMe ... -,-
A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .
My Heart is like an open book, It depands on how u read me, don''t judge me by my cover, Look in discover I''ll be true friend forever.....
Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->
Muskurana hi to zindgi nahi hoti.
oumar bitana hi to zindgi nahi hoti.
khud ko mitana parta ha dosti ma.
kyun k dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti.
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It''s not something you learn in school. But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven''t learned anything
Friendship... is not something you learn in school.

But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,

you really haven''t learned anything
A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart & Laves It There...
Foever

But

A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below & Kick It Out...
Forever ... =]