When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3688 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
You Are The Most

Beautiful Flower

In My Garden Of Friendship,

Remain The

Same Forever
hAr mAjBoRi Se

lArNa SiKh lO . .

hAr gHuM k SaTh

jEeNa sIKh Lo . .

'' BUSY '' hUm BhI kAm NaI

pAs hAmArI tArHa . .

DoStO kO yAaD kArNa

sIkH lO . .
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they''re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they''re not so bad.
One Injection Of
Trust

One Tablet Of
Care

One Tbs Syrup Of
Attention

One Drip Of
Understanding

Take 3 Tyms A Day

It''s All Necessary 4 The Health Of
"FRIENDSHIP"
aksar logo se soona tha ZINDAGI rahe to phir milenge

LAKIN aap se milker mahsoos kiya ka milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHt
Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS
FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
Dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
Aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna
Khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.
"Read Carefully And Get The
Meaning"...
"Minimum Love is Friendship"
'n
"Maximum Friendship is Love"
Strange But True.. !!
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
Life ends when you stop dreaming.

Hopes end when you stop believing.

Love ends when you stop caring.

Friendship ends when you stop sharing.