When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3726 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
I dont know how to feel when your the friend that makes me wanna take my life cuz ur not a part of my today but also makes me wanna live in the HOPe that you may be a part of my tomorrow...
Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:
Frds R D Smell Of Cigrates

Whch Stays In D

Finger Tips 4 A Short Time


Bt True Frnz R Lik D

Nicotine In D Cigrates

Wich Stay In D Heart Til Death..
We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other''s
Smaller Defects ... (:

Stay Blessed .. !!
Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum TUM
Treat your life as a Sea,
your heart as a Seashore,
Friends like waves,
It never matters how many there are,
what matters is how many touch the seashore
Mine Friendship For U Is A Journey

Starting At Forever

And

Ending At Never
Some friends r worth 2b Thrown,
Some r Good 2 keep,
Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,

and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...
.
.
.
.
in the Treasure Box 2 b kept

4 ever.
True friends are rare to find
True friends are always very kind.
True friends are ornaments so beautiful
True friends always make us cheerful.
True friends are the work of perfection
True friends give us right direction
True friends always shine like moon
True friends are the greatest boon
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
a blessing dats rare & true, dats =
the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u
Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden