When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3994 views       Friendship

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Hand Grasps At Hand
Eye Lights Eye In Good
Friendship
And
Great Hearts Expands
And
Grow One In Te Sense
Of This Worlds Life ... (-:
Only Your

Real Friends


Will Tell

You


When

Your Face


Is Dirty.


~Sicilian Proverb
• A FRIEND IS:

1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!
A strong bonding does''nt need daily messages,

Doesn''t always need calls.

As long as love lives in the heart,

true friendship never departs.
Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.
Har dil faryad nahi karta, Har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta, bhool jaein aap ko ek pal k liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries; Live simply;
Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne.
Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai fariyaad to karte honge,
mera sms pad k yaad to karte honge.
Dost 1 Sahil Hai Tufan K Liye
Dost 1 Ayina Hay Armano Liye
Dost 1 Mahfil Hai Anjano K Liye
Dost 1 Kwahish Hai...

Aap Jaise Dost Paane K Liye
Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt äñ éxäm tö päàs ör fäìl.
Frìèñdshìp ìs ñöt å cömpètìtìöñ tö wìñ ør Lösè.
It ìs féèlìñg ìñ whìch U cärè för sömèöñè mörè thäñ yöùrsèlf.