When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3197 views       Friendship

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Knock On My Heart N Door Will Be Open For Cute

FREINDS

But

It Doesn''t Apply To U

Coz

U Dont Have To Knock Anymore

U''re Already In My

HEART . . . :)
FRIENDZ
In The Heart
Are The Worst
Residents ...

1- They Capture
The Heart
(Qabza Group)

2- They Pay
No Rent
(Muftay)

3- They Don''t
Vacant Easily
(Dheet)

4- When They
Leave
The Place,
Is Broken
(Dehshat-Gard)
I’m crying,
The tears are slowly going,
I’ve got a problem,
I can find a way out,
I’ve got a friend.
My friend has got a friend.
I’m a friend with my friend.
A friend is not a friend,
Without a friend,
That’s my friend,
My friend,
Who’s got a friend.
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
Friend ship is a snow man
Easy to make But hard to keep

Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.
F: FIELD of LOVE!..
R: ROOT ofJOy!..
I: ISLAND of GOD!..
E: END of SoRROW!..
N: NAME of HOPE!..
D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!
dats YOU my FRIEND..
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Feeling
f
luv
+
Moment
f
caring
+
small
sharing
+
2b
2gthr
in
pain,
Creates
a
miracle
called
"FRIENDSHIP"
The Only Difference Between

A Wise Man And A Stupid Man

Is The Magnitude

Of Their Mistakes ...
"Perfect Friendship is not in Phone Calls & in Messages.

Its the Silent Smile in your Heart when you think of your Friend."
A nice quote by a true friend
.
"I don't care when you disturb me, it disturbs me when you don't disturb me"