When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3412 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Kabhi Roothkar Kabhi Manaakar,
Kabhi Hansakar Kabhi Rulakar.
Teri Dosti ne Sikhaya Hai
Har Pal Jeena Muskura Kar.
Muskurati Subah Ka
Swagat Karo Muskura Kar
MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS
-FRIEND-

F - Finds way to
comfort U

R - Remembers to
pray for U

I - Inspires U

E - Enjoys Life With U

N - Never Forgets U

D - Describes U
Better Than U (=
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
zindgi laher thi aap sahil huye,
na jane kaise hum apki dosti ke kabil huye,
nahi bhulayenge hum us hasin pal ko,
jab aap hamari chhoti si zindgi me samil huye.....
Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I''ll treasure ''till the day my heart stops
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,
dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost,
yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye
Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
Some times I feel tears in your laughing
Some times I feel sadness in your happiness

But It is true friendship when you know unexpressed emotions of your friend
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.
It''s not something you learn in school.
But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven''t learned anything.
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
Friends Are Like Wedgies ...

They''re Intimately Close

They Know Your Inner Self

And

It Feels Great When You Pick Out A Good One ... ;->