When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3842 views       Friendship

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YOU can b a doctor & save lives,
a lawyer & defend lives,
a soldier & protect lives,
or simply b YOURSELF -
a Fabulous Friend who TOUCHES LIVES!
Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart
and lock it up.
I"ll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me
Pathar se dosti,
Jan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti,
Demagh ko khatra.
Daru say dosti,
LIver ko khatra.
Hum say dosti,
rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
A friendship can weather most things and
thrive in thin soil but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small
silly presents every so often just to save it
from drying out completely
Ager Kisi pas sub kuch To

"DUNYA JALTI HAY"

Ager

Kuch Na Ho To

"DUNYA HUNSTIHAY"

Meray pas Aap Ky Liye itni

DUAAEEN

Hain jis ky Liye

"DUNYA TARASTI HAY.
ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.
is zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
aur ye pagal chand se DOSTI kar baitha...
Perhaps, the most delightful
friendships are those in
which there is much
agreement, much disputation,
and yet more personal liking
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
vishvas ki ek jori hai Dosti,
betab dil ki majboori hai Dosti,
na mano to kuch nhi,

Aur

mano to zindagi ki kamzori hai Dosti..!
New theory:
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Argument wins the person,but loses the relation so don't argue with your friend just
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Slap them n say,
kum bol kum. ...:D
Friend means



F: Fursat ho na ho



R: Raat ho ya din ho



I: Intezaar ho na ho



E: Ehsas ho na ho



N: Nibaho dil khol kay



D: Dosti kay rishtay ko



CHahe mulaqat ho na ho
The Friend Who Luv u Will Fight U More too Bt If

u Drop a Tear He Will Fight Da World 2 Stop Ur TEars So

Never Lose The Loving Friend ) Like ME ;)