When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2512 views       Friendship

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Yaade hoti hai satane ke liye,
koi ruthta hai fir maan jane ke liye,
dost banana koi mushkil to nahi,
bus jaan tak chali jati hai use nibhane ke liye
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Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he
tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you but in what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather to what he does not say.
Dost ko dost ka Ishara Yaad rehta hai,Har Dost ko apna Dostana Yaad rehta hai. 2pal Sacche Dost k sath to guzaro,Maut tak vo Nazara Yaad rehta hai....
True friends are like mornings,
u cant have them the whole day,
but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and forever.
Hamari Dosti Bonanza Jaisi Nahi K SInce 1925

Pepsi Jaisi Bhi nahi K Ye DiL Mange More

Ye To STATE LIFE INSURANCE jaisi Hai

"ZINDAGI K SATH BHI, ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI"
Achy Dost
"HATH" Aur
"ANKH" Ki Tarha
Hotey Hain, Jab
"HATH" Ko
Taqleef Hoti Hai To
"ANKH" Roti hai.
Auur jab "Ankh"
Roti hai to
"HATH" ansoo
Ponchta hai.
People say relations are made in heaven, but some get broken up here on Earth called Hell. But I got a friend like U, here in hell and made my life HEAVEN.
sur ha na taal ha
deekh mara kia haal ha
rang barangi is dunia main
tare dosti bay misaal hai
dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile hUM se kam na mile.
Jiski ek smile per hai dunya fida,
jis sey Dil na hona chahe juda,
jis ka style hai lajawaab,
woh aap nhi HUM hai Janab ;-)
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him