When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2769 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,
so please dont go outside when it is raining,
cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,
bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa tou nahi k
ek pyara sa dost mujhse door ho raha hai..
Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
.Request hai Tum sE

Reféus màt karnà,



Friendship Ke Bulb Ko fuse màt Kàrnà,





Hum DosT hain Tumharay,



Loose mat karna,



Meri jagah kisi ko CHOOSE mat Karna.
Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..


But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..
The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..
Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
We have 26 LETTERS in English.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.

Do u know y ?

Bcoz ''U'' and ''I'' were not born at tat time... ;->


F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
Is The Bond

When The Ties Between Cannot Be Worn

Where Selfishness Is Out Of Question

And

Emotion Is An Art Of Devotion ... =)
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dosti yakin pe tiki hoti hai ye dewaar bari mushkil
se khari hoti hai kabhi fursat mile to prhna kitab rishto ki
dosti khoon k rishton se bhi bhari hoti hai
Na salaam yaad rakhna
na paigaam yaad rakhna
ho sake tho zindagi mein
hamara naam yaad rakhna
Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali. Phir socha likhu phool
se, mili na dali gulab wali. Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar
wali.