When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2542 views       Friendship

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I Thank The Lord For

The Gift Of Friendship

Where I Can Be Myself

And Be Accepted

As I Am And For

Finding A Home In

The Heart Of A Friend.
Na salaam yaad rakhna
na paigaam yaad rakhna
ho sake tho zindagi mein
hamara naam yaad rakhna
A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets ur pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure ! (:
Friendships r An Important Part Of Life To All Of Us . . . We Make Friends Go Through Good Times & Bad . . . But Yet Stay Friends For Life
Friends Are What Make Us ''''US''''
1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U
but 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U
Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
Trusting a friend should be like
the belief of a one year old child....
When you throw him in the air,
he laughs because he knows
you will catch him....
People say relations are made in heaven, but some get broken up here on Earth called Hell. But I got a friend like U, here in hell and made my life HEAVEN.

Your friendship is like Paktel,

DIL TO AIK HAY



Your sincerity is like Telenor,

CHAHO KUCH BARH K



Your love is like Haleeb,

GARHA JO HAY



Your smile is like twist,

HILA K RAKH DAY



Your voice is like Nokia,

CONNECTING PEOPLE



Your style like ufone,

TUM HI TO HO



Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,

AUR SUNAO



My response like Warid,

WE CARE
If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.


Just Hug Each Other and Say:



I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..
girl: what do you like in me?
boy: Those two white big balls having black dots in it...
girl: what???
boy: yes i like your eyes. its really beautiful
1 Seed Can Create A Forest.

1 Smile Can Start A

Relationship.

1 Touch Can Show

Love-N-Care.

And A Friend Like

You Can Bring Meanin 2 Live