When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3219 views       Friendship

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Freinship is Sincarity, Loyality, Honest & Trust is first step of Freinship.

To Find a Sincare freind is like that to Find a DAIMOND in MANY STONES.


Many ppl give U
"Crying Tears n Laughing Smiles"
But
Dere r few ppl who give U "Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles"
Those very few r called
"REAL FRIENDS" (:
For My Friends

You All r My
Strength, My Power,
My Belief, My
Imagination, My
Commitment

Above all, You All r
The Back Bone Of My
Life & I m Proud That
You r A Part Of It ... :)
Among the most disheartening and dangerous of . . . advisors, you will often find those closest to you, your dearest friends, members of your own family, perhaps, loving, anxious, and knowing nothing whatever . . .
Friendship Is All About 3 Things -

Winning,

Losing

N

Sharing.

Winning Your Friends Heart,

Losing Your Self Ego,

And

Sharing Joys N Sorrows
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
PHOOL Khil Kar UDAS Hai,

SAMANDAR Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hai.

EK Bar Aap MUSKURA Do,

Kyunki KHUDA Ko DUNIYA Ki

SABSE ''KHUBSURAT'' HASI Ki TALASH HAI
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA,
IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE,
IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.
sur ha na taal ha
deekh mara kia haal ha
rang barangi is dunia main
tare dosti bay misaal hai
\/ /\
O O

GuD FRNDZ
r like a pair of SCISSOR.
Joined together
Often go in opposite directions Bt
Dey gve punishment to those who cum in b/w dem
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)