When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3838 views       Friendship

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Wafa ruswa nahi karna
Suno aisa nahi karna
Main pehlay he akela hoon
Mujhe tanha nahi karna
bohat masroof ho jana
To socha nahi karna
Bhrosa bhi zaroori hai
Magar sab ka nahi karna
Muqadar phir muqadar hai
Kabhi daawa nahi karna
Jo likha hai wo hona hai
Kabhi shikwa nahi karna
Meri takmeel tumse hai
Mujhay aadha nahi karna
Haqiqat ha Milan apna
Isay spna nahi karna
humein tum yaad rahtay ho
Humein bhoola nahi karna
One Who Just Smiles At U All times Doesn''t Become Ur True Friend

But

One Who Fills Ur Soul With Love & Wipes Ur Tear

Is Ur Real Friend …:)
Suppose One morning
You Never Wake-up
Do All You Friends Know
You Love Them ??
Sometimes I LOVE YOU
Can Heal & Bless
So Tell Your Friends This
3 Little Words & See
What It Can Do ...
So Just In-case I Die
Tonight ..

~ I LOVE YOU ALL ~ (:
Milna Bicharna Sab
Qismat Ka Khel Hy

Kahin Nafrat Kahin
Dilo''n Ka Mail Hy

Bik Jata Hy Har Rishta
Dunya Main

Sirf Dosti Hi Yahan
"Not For Sale" Hy ... :)
Chand ne Chandani ko yaad kiya,
pyar ne pyar ko yaad kiya.
Par hamare paas na pyar hain na chand,
Isliyen humne apneChand se bhi pyare Dost ko yaad Kiya
If Ever There Is A
2morow

When We Were Not
2gether

There Is Something
You Must Always
Remember
Even If I Were Apart
I''ll Always Be With You ...
Just like a rose. So precious and rare .
Is the forever friendship the two of us share.
Planted with kindness it''s warmed by the sun of caring ad sharing.
laughter and fun .
It''s grounded in trust ad nurtured by love .
With a sprinkling of grace from god up above.Tears of sadness ad joy .
Like dew.
Renew this friendship i share with u.Add in the heart''s garden.
We find the room 2 be ourselves, 2 grow ad bloom, a blessing of beauty unsurpassed,our friend''s a flower that will always last.
I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me,
but that is not the question to b asked;
May b the question is how did God knew that
I needed a friend like U.
Humari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,


Happiness or Sadness sab kuch MIX hai,


Hum to Aapko na bhulenge kabhi,


Ap bhool na jayen bus thora sa RISK hai..
1 Advice- Don’t change,
1 request- take care,
1 wish- Don"t forget me,
1 Lie- I hate U,
1 truth- I Miss U,
1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.
Men Kick Friendship
Around Like A Football ,

But

It Dusn''t Seem To Crack ...

Women Treat It Like Glass

And

It Goes To Pieces ...


Isn''t It Strange ...
We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care,
we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom
we feel is our own. That"s Friendship, that"s Luv