When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3871 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Friend is a book with only one copy published.
You are one of the best books ever written.
A master-piece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
We all lose friends.. we lose them in death, to distance and over time.

But even though they may be lost, hope is not. The key is to keep them in your heart, and when the time is right,

you can pick up the friendship right where you left off.

Even the lost find their way home when you leave the light on."
If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
A Friend Is Like A Shade Tree
Beside A Summer Way.

A Friend Is Like The Sunshine
That Makes A Perfect Day.

A Friend Is Like A Flower
That''s Worn Close To The Heart.

A Friend Is Like A Treasure
With Which One Will Not Part.
FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae


FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen


FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha


FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I"ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,
MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,
DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,
AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,
RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,
AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,
AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"
;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" "./ %./
is not only made for lovers;
its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person

because u neither have to weigh ur
thoughts nor measure ur words....
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
Dil ne socha khat likhu, mili na shayari pyar wali. Phir socha likhu phool
se, mili na dali gulab wali. Isliye sms bhej rahi hu taki toote na dosti pyar
wali.