When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3168 views       Friendship

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khud pe bharosa hai to khuda tere sath hai,
apno pe bharosa hai to har dua tere sath hai,
zindagi se kabhi mat darna aiy dost,
tera ye dost sada tere sath hai.
It''s really
amazng

wen 2
strangers

become
gud frnds

bt
it''s sad

wen 2
frnds
become
strangers.

hope it won''t
happen 2 us!

Stay d same!
The 2 Mst Misused Wrds In the Entire Englsh Vocabury r Luv & Frndshp
A True Frnd Wud Die 4 U, So Whn U Start Counting Dem On 1 Hand, U Don’t Need Many Fingers
Wh8 sweetnes is left in
lyf if U take away
"frndship"?
Robbing lyf of
"frndship" is lyk
robbing d sun of d wrld
A "true frnd" iz mre 2
b esteemd thn kinsfolk :)
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine
Hmari Doosti Telenor jesi nhi k bs
"Talk Shawk"

Mobilnk jesi B Nhi K

"Reshaping Lives"

World Call jesi B nhi k

"Rabty ka NyA jahan"

Warid jsi B nhi k bs

"Zem nights"

Ufone jesi B Nhi k bs
"Bat ban jaey"

PTCL jesi B Nhi k
''Feel the Diffrence
Ye to Paktel jesi Hy
''QK Dil To 1 Hy''
When Does A Friend

Become A Best Friend?


When His Dialouge,

"I Care For U"

Converts Into


"I Will Kill U If U Don''t Care For Me"
A Friend Is Like A Book .. That Has To Be Read To Appreciate Its Beauty ...

As Such You''re One Of The Finest Book Ever Written ...

How I Wish You Could Be Reprinted ! .... (:
Dil me ek shor ho raha hai,
bina sms dil bore ho raha hai,
kahin aisa tou nahi k
ek pyara sa dost mujhse door ho raha hai..
Na salaam yaad rakhna
na paigaam yaad rakhna
ho sake tho zindagi mein
hamara naam yaad rakhna
Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (: