When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3006 views       Friendship

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U r Not Only Frend I Found...
U R An Angel Who wAlks On Ground...
I Cud Search My Whole Life Through...
And I Know I''ll Find Another Frend Like U....
Friendz Change !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Always Belong To You

Friendz Hurt !
I Know They Do...

''''ßut''''

This Friend Hurt More Without "YOU" (:
Value the people who value you most,

Forget about the people who do not care about you.

Believe me, they are not worth having you.
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Friendship is not built with special people.

People become special after becoming friends.

So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special..
Friendship Is Like The Relation Between Hand And Eyes
When Hand Get Hurt Eyes Cry And
When Eyes Cry Hands Wipe Off
Its Tears.........
a friend thinks its


A friend thinks its over when you have a fight...

while a ''''Best Friend'''' thinks the friendship started when you have a fight :)
Friendship

Isn''t About

Who You Knew The Longest,


It''s About Who Never Left Your Side
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
A Loyal Friend Laughs At Your Jokes When They Are Not So Good

And

Sympathizes With Your Problems
When They Are Not So Bad ...

HaPpY fRiEnDsHiP dAy ... (=
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yeh duniyan ishq pe khatam nahin hoti,
agar saath ho zindagi mein sacche doston ka
toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahin hoti!