When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3540 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si baat se bhi gaye.!
Friends Means No Asking

Friends Means No Reasoning

Friends MEans Just Believeing

Friends Are Those Who Never Believe In Last Three Alphabets of FRIENDS ..
Akho me asuo k lakir ban ayi,

Kabhi socha na thaw o takdir ban gayi,

Humne phiraye bas ret pe ungliya,

Gor se dekha to apki tasvir ban gayi..
U''ll Get The 100 Reasons To Leave Me & My Friendship . . .
BuT What Wud Be The ONE Reason Not To Leave Me? ? ?
Reply Is Must
& 4wrd It to Ur Frends Also
See The Cute Replies. . .
Dost 1 Sahil Hai Tufan K Liye
Dost 1 Ayina Hay Armano Liye
Dost 1 Mahfil Hai Anjano K Liye
Dost 1 Kwahish Hai...

Aap Jaise Dost Paane K Liye
Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES....
and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1
Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".
the recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing
2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness
mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever
A Friend

Is One Of The Nicest Thing

You Can Have

And

One Of the Best Things

You Can be ... :)
Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega?
pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega,
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.