When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3518 views       Friendship

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"S T A Y"

Is A Charming Word

In A

Friend''s Vocabulary ...

"Stay In Touch" ... (:
Zindgai Udaas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,
Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam,
Agar Tum Door Rehkar Bhi Hame Yaad Rakho. Isase Badkar Hame Koi Enaam Nahi..
YOU can b a doctor & save lives,
a lawyer & defend lives,
a soldier & protect lives,
or simply b YOURSELF -
a Fabulous Friend who TOUCHES LIVES!
A True Friend Knows Your Weaknesses But Shows You Your Strengths; Feels Your Fears But Fortifies Your Faith; Sees Your Anxieties But Frees Your Spirit; Recognizes Your Disabilities But Emphasizes Your Possibilities.
Life''s Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? , How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?, How can u tell me not 2 fall is friendship when u exist..
I''m Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I''m Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I''m Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I''m Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I''m Always With U.
I Kept Ur Name

In My Journal

&

Posted In The Ledger

Of My Heart.

U''ll B Classified As An Asset,

Coz Ur Market Value

As A Friend Never Depreciate ! (:
I keep memories of all our special times
tucked in my heart n wen i remember those times,
I smile n fall in luv with
our friendship all over again.
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta
F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown .
R e m e m b e r !!

The greatest gift
Is not found
In a store nor under a tree,
But
In the hearts of
T R U E
F R I E N D S ... (=