When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2858 views       Friendship

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Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon ,
Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon
To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh
Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon
Friend ship is like a snow ball. Easy to make it but heart to keep it. Dil
2007 me 7 bole to
7me rehna
7me jeena
7me marna
7me khana
7me pina
7me rona
7me hasna
7me 7milakar chalna
yahi hamara 2007 ka 7(saath) hai
kabhi 7na chodna dost
"Friends & Medicines both take care of us in our pains.But the only difference is that Good friends don't have an Expiry Date"
How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and nourish it.
salam wale kum!

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DSNL

(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
When You Ask GOD
For A Gift,

Be Thankful If He Sends,

Not Diamonds, Pearl Or Riches,

But

The Love Of Real True Friends... :->
Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
har pal mere pass ho tum,
jeene ki 1 aas ho tum,
mann ka vishwas ho tum,
shayad isiliye kuch khas ho tum.
The Best Feeling In The World Is When U Think That Ur Friend Forgot U
&
Suddenly
U Receive A Msg From Ur Friend Saying = =
"Hey I Am Missing YOU Yaar <-:
\/ /\
O O

GuD FRNDZ
r like a pair of SCISSOR.
Joined together
Often go in opposite directions Bt
Dey gve punishment to those who cum in b/w dem
I d0n''T
NeEd a FrIeNd
WhO
ChaNgEs
WhEn
I
ChaNgE
aNd
wHo NoDs
WhEn
I NoD . . .
mY
ShaDoW
DoEs
ThAt
MuCh
BeTtEr . . . ! ! !
Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..


But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..