When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2834 views       Friendship

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1day
Monday,
Went 2
Tuesday,
2 See
Wednesday,
& Ask
Thursday,
Whether
Friday
Has Told
Saturday
Dat
SUNDAY
Iz
"FRIENDSHIP DAY"
Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when millions are against you.
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.
If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
wo aaya tha mehfil me magar shoq se nhe
wo pas to betha tha magar dil se nh
kon kehta hai use piyar nh tha
piyar to tha maga afsos mujh se nh....
A good frnd-
Not easy to obtain..

Once obtained-
Difficult to maintain..

Once lost-
Impossible to regain..

Moral:-
KEEP ME SAFE!!
FRIENDZ
In The Heart
Are The Worst
Residents ...

1- They Capture
The Heart
(Qabza Group)

2- They Pay
No Rent
(Muftay)

3- They Don''t
Vacant Easily
(Dheet)

4- When They
Leave
The Place,
Is Broken
(Dehshat-Gard)
Lips are like friends

If we say
Studying
Reading
Writing

Lips will never join

But if we say

Roaming
Bunking
Playing
Shopping

Manhus fatt se jurr jatay hain...
Fights 4 Friends,
Joyful trips,
Exam fever,
Suspense of result,
Insufficient Money,
...Parody of teachers,
Bunking classes,
Gossip about affairs,
Carefree laugh,
All time cafe,
This is our Student life....
The best period of the life :D
Pyara sa ehsaas ho tum,
har pal mere pass ho tum,
jeene ki 1 aas ho tum,
mann ka vishwas ho tum,
shayad isiliye kuch khas ho tum.
D 1who holds ur hands evrytim u need suport

is surely ur gud frnd.

But ur best frnd''s d 1 who holds ur hands

evn more tightly wen u say

''PLZ LEAVE ME ALONE..!
As Precious As U Are To Me,
As Precious No One Can Ever Be,
I Know All Friends Are Hard To Choose,
But You Are The One
''''I NEVER WANT TO LOOSE.''''
Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

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