When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3111 views       Friendship

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Meaning"...
"Minimum Love is Friendship"
'n
"Maximum Friendship is Love"
Strange But True.. !!
PaIn Of MisSinG FrIeNdS iSn''T tHiEr aBsEnCe . . .
BuT
ItS WhEn U ThInK oF ThE gOOd TyMs u HaVe ShaReD & U aSk UrSeLf
"WiLl ThOsE mOmEnTs eVeR hApPeN aGaIn"
ThAt''s FrIeNdsHiP
Is se pehle k raat ho jaye
Q na ek Mulaqat ho jaye
Apne Mobile se ek pyara sa sms hi kar do
Jis se shor b na ho aur Baat ho jaye
You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--
YOU know..?

What''s d Best thing about our Friendship.. ?

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

It''s d FIRST word of this Message..;-)
some thing can not be described......
some moments can not be shared......
some feelings can not be explained....
some words can not be described.....
but.....nothing can be hidden from a true
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza..
passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread..
ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..
a FRIEND like u is 4 ever.
Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u....
a friend thinks its


A friend thinks its over when you have a fight...

while a ''''Best Friend'''' thinks the friendship started when you have a fight :)
Why We Make Friends ???

Coz
They Understand
Just By Looking In Ur
Eyes

Coz
U Can Say
Something Stupid Or
Expose Ur Deepest
Secrets To Them

Coz
They Believe In
Ur Dreams, No Matter
How Silly They May Seem

Coz
They Love U
For Wh8 U r

& Finally

Everything U Do Together
Becomes A Memory ... =)
Na dil ko juda “kijiye” Zara soch samjh kar yeh faisla “kijiye” agar aap jee sakte hain bin mere,To phir mere marne ki dua “Kijiye
Time is not what makes a friendship last. . . Its love n devotion that keeps the tie between the soul. . .
True friends never part. . .
May be in distance but not in HEART...