When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2798 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Wat''s real but invisible?
ur care.
wat''s true but unfair?
ur absence.
wat''s sweet but naugty?
ur smile.
wat is precious but priceless?

Ur Friendship!
Jo chiz mang kar mile wo mannat hai,
Chaha kar mile wo chahat hai,
Pass ho to amanat hai,
Dil se mile wo rahemat hai,
Par tumare jaisa dost mile wo kismat hai.
To know someone here or there with whom you
can feel there is understanding in spite of
distances or thoughts expressed ~
That can make life a garden.
DEATH - WHERE LIFE ENDS,
HATE - WHERE LOVE ENDS,
DIVORCE - WHERE MARRIAGE ENDS,
OCEAN - WHERE LAND ENDS,
FRIENDSHIP - WHERE I ENDS AND WE STARTS... ;->
Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
Only two kind of people will not
mind anythng you say....
The one for whom you are nothing...
And
The one for whom you are
everyThing.. !!
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”
frindeship not an eaxam to pa$s or fail..
Frinde$hip i$ not a competition to win or Lo$e..
It i$ feeling in wich yo care for $am one more than your$elf.....
I hAvE nEvEr AsKeD fOr
MucH In LiFe ... The LiTtLe tHiNgs
mEaNt aLoT ... ThE WeaLtH i''Ve AcQuIrE
In My tYmS ... iS tHe GoOd FrIeNdS
ThAt i HaVe Got ... :->
A Friend Is

Long Sought

Hardly Found

And

With Difficulty Kept ...

o_O
When Does A Friend

Become A Best Friend?


When His Dialouge,

"I Care For U"

Converts Into


"I Will Kill U If U Don''t Care For Me"