When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3506 views       Friendship

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When Life Becomes Harder & We See No Hope
Then GOD Sends His Angels To Guide Us
We Don''t Expect To See Them With Wings Or With Halo
Flying Above Their Heads.
Instead, They Come In Disguis And We Call Them
"FRIENDS" ^.^
Ghum me mohabbat ko bhula naa dena,

mere pyaar ko yu mita naa dena.

Deewanoon se bhi zyada karta hoon mohabbat,

gair keh ke mujhe thukra naa dena
GOD Wantd 2 Make
A Person Ful Of Love
So HE Made
MOTHER

A Person Ful Of Support
So HE Made
FATHER

Some1 Who Can Offer Help
So HE Made
BROTHER

Some1 2 Play Pranx & Add Joy
So HE Made
SISTER

Thn GOD Decided To Make
A Special Person Who Has
All d Qualities Together All In 1
So HE Made
FRIENDS ...
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in water…
Water replied: But I can feel your tears because you are in my heart..

It is Friendship which enables you to know your friend's feeling.
Best lines said by a cute friend:

It hurts me wen U talk 2 someone else and not 2 ME,
It hurts more when some1 else makes U smile and i cant.,
A Friend Is Like A Book .. That Has To Be Read To Appreciate Its Beauty ...

As Such You''re One Of The Finest Book Ever Written ...

How I Wish You Could Be Reprinted ! .... (:
Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt äñ éxäm tö päàs ör fäìl.
Frìèñdshìp ìs ñöt å cömpètìtìöñ tö wìñ ør Lösè.
It ìs féèlìñg ìñ whìch U cärè för sömèöñè mörè thäñ yöùrsèlf.
Friendship Is Not Finding

GOLD Or SILVER

Among The Rocks Of Life. . .

Its Accepting Each-Other As

COAL Till DIAMONDS

Are Formed Through Time...
Kabhi ansu kabhi khushi bechi,
hum garibon ne bebasi bechi,
chand sanse hain kharidne ke liye,
roz marti hui zindgi bechi.
Stane lage mujhe jb mere hi saye,
preshan hoke maine roshni bechi.
Ek hum the jo khud hi bik gaye,
vrna logon ne dosti bechi
LOVE IS LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.


BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.
Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..
Road Has Speed
Limit
Bank Has Money
Limit
Exam Has Time
Limit
Building Has Height
Limit
Bt Frendship Has
NO Limit