When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3753 views Friendship

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Dil ki dard ko dil

Dil ki dard ko dil tornay wali kaya janai
Pyar ki rawajo ko yai zamanai walai kaya janai
hutai kitnai takleef qabar mai
upper sai pool rakhnai walai kaya janai

Har Baat Se Inkar

Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko SMS Kerte Hain Lekin,

Har SMS Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota... ;->

Kabhi lagta hai

Kabhi lagta hai
dosti kuch nahi,

Kabhi lagta hai dosti bin kuch nahi,

Kabhi lagta hai tum kuch nahi,

To

Kabhii lagta hai..

"Tum bin kuch nahi.!!

UTRA THA CHAND

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN.
PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA.
HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE.
PER KIA KARTE, CHAND HI HAMARA NA HUWA.

Frnd is 1 who tolerates

Frnd is 1 who tolerates ur worst MOOD,

Manages to smile on ur idiotic JOKE,

Tries 2understand ur craziest DREAM,

n Helps 2deal with ur PROBS..

Always n 4ever..

DEATH WHERE LIFE END

DEATH - WHERE LIFE ENDS,
HATE - WHERE LOVE ENDS,
DIVORCE - WHERE MARRIAGE ENDS,
OCEAN - WHERE LAND ENDS,
FRIENDSHIP - WHERE I ENDS AND WE STARTS... ;->

Shafeeq Dost

Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.

Weakly One Day

Weakly One Day Holiday,

Monthly One Day Salary Day,

Yearly One Day Birthday,

Lifely One Day Death Day,

But Sharing

FRIENDSHIP

Is Every Day

Kabhi Roothkar Kabhi

Kabhi Roothkar Kabhi Manaakar,
Kabhi Hansakar Kabhi Rulakar.
Teri Dosti ne Sikhaya Hai
Har Pal Jeena Muskura Kar.
Muskurati Subah Ka
Swagat Karo Muskura Kar

Friends R Like Film

Friends R Like Films, Some R Musical,
Some R Romantic, Some R Adventurous,
Some R Comedy & Yet Others Are Tragedy,
But Very Few Like U R Oscar Winning.

Abi Tak Sada Raka

Abi Tak Sada Raka Hai Ya Kagaz Apni Chahat Ka,
Manasib Jab B Samjha Ga Koi Paigham Likh Dain Ga,
Koi Paigham Kiya Likna Iss Chotay Sa Kagaz Par,
Bass Jissa Hum Chatain Hai Usi Ka Naam Likh Dain Ga

When a Girl Accepts Your FriendRequest

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

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