When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2752 views       Friendship

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INTRODUCTION IS POSSIBLE ANY TIME,
LOVE IS POSSIBLE SOME TIME,
MARRIAGE IS POSSIBLE ONE TIME,
BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSSIBE ONCE IN A LIFE TIME!!!!
Though Miles Lie Between Us

We Are Far Apart

For Friendship Doesn''t Count The Miles

It Is Measured By Heart ... =)
Hama Guman Tha K Chaha Hamma Zamana Na,
Aziz Sab Ko Tha Magar Zarooraton Ki Tarha...!
Hi
"FRIEND"
F for faithful
R for real
I for intelligent
E for earnest
N for noble
D for dear

just like u
apne kia socha paigham nhi ayega
socha ye dost aapko yunhi bhool jayega
ye to aadat hai hamari satanai ki
warna itna pyara dost kon bhoolna chahey ga
Only two kind of people will not
mind anythng you say....
The one for whom you are nothing...
And
The one for whom you are
everyThing.. !!
The 10 Qualities
Of Perfect Friend
Must Have

1 Great & Brave Heart

2 Sweet & Soft Voice

3 Sharp & Fast Brain

4 Cute & Stupid Smile

5 Loving & Caring

6 Confident

7 Attractive

8 Deep Connectivity

9 Power Of Speaking
Truth

10 Power Of Hearing
Lie About Their Self ... ;->
A dEeP fRiEnDsHiP
Is LiKe A RaInBoW
WhEn ThE pErFeCt
AmOuNtS oF
hApPiNeSs & TeArS
aRe MiXeD,
ThE ReSUlT iS a CoLoRfUl
bRiDgE bEtwEeN tWo HeArTs ... :)
Dost Ban Kar Bhi Nahin Saath Nibhaane Wala
Wohi Andaz Hai Zaalim Ka Zamaane Wala
Hum Ne Dekha Hai Gulistaan Ko Jalte Hue
Hai Koi Khuwaab Ki Tabeer Bataane Wala.
koi to Do$T meri zindgi mei ai$a ho,
Mohabbat ki tarah ho wafaon jia$a ho,
Mero tala$h ki had u$ pe khatam ho jay,
Zameen pe ho magar a$maan jai$a hi.....
Small Anger
Silly Fights
Simple SMS''s
Serious Jokes
Sensitive Feelings
Senseless Speak
Million Sorrys

Mixture Of All The
Above Is Wh8 V Call
"FRIENDSHIP" (:
You know which

is the best part

of life..,??

"when ur family

becomes ur friend....

and ur friends

become ur family.."