When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3734 views       Friendship

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A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.
Wafa ruswa nahi karna
Suno aisa nahi karna
Main pehlay he akela hoon
Mujhe tanha nahi karna
bohat masroof ho jana
To socha nahi karna
Bhrosa bhi zaroori hai
Magar sab ka nahi karna
Muqadar phir muqadar hai
Kabhi daawa nahi karna
Jo likha hai wo hona hai
Kabhi shikwa nahi karna
Meri takmeel tumse hai
Mujhay aadha nahi karna
Haqiqat ha Milan apna
Isay spna nahi karna
humein tum yaad rahtay ho
Humein bhoola nahi karna
My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...

That''s Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)
Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

phool khile, kaliyan khili ,

Ab gulab ki baari hai...

Hamne to sMs bhej diye janab aB aapKi bari Hai.... ;->
Aaj phir kisi Ne Pucha K Tera
Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q
Hai?
Barsti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q
Hai?
Jinki Nazron Mein Imdad Tu kuch B nahi!
Wo Tere liye Itna Khaas Q
Hai?
My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...
Aasman se utari hai,
taro se sajai hai,
chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Mere DOST sambhal kar rakhna ye DOSTI,
ye meri jindagi bhar ki kamai ha na
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that
true friendship never dies although we may change
& drift apart, will always value u deep within my heart!
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..
Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...
I Secure My Friend
i secure my friend
not by accepting favors
but by doing If all
my friends were to jump off
a bridge I wouldn''t jump with them
I''d be at the bottom to catch them
Everyone hears what you say
I''ve Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I''m A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World ... :)

Dedicated To All
My Buddies *.*
Friendship Rules No Drama No Excuse No Sorry No Thanks Don't Say I am Busy Just Always Say . . . . Yar Hukam Kar Tery Liye Jan Bhi Hazir Ha . . . . . . . . Deni Nai Wo Alag Baat Ha…