When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3223 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

nahi ban jata koi yu hi dil lagane se,
karni padti hai dua rab se sachcha dost pane me,
rakhna sambhal ke dosti apni,
tod na dena ye kisi ke bahkane se.
duniya kehti hai jise main chahta hon
wo chand ka ik tukra hay
per ham kehty hain hum jise chahte hain
chand uska ek tukra hai

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person

because u neither have to weigh ur
thoughts nor measure ur words....
A true friend is one who

sees a fault, gives you advice

and who defends you in your absence
Met U..
Bcam Frnds..
Had Fun..
Freaked Out..
Shard Secrts..
Fought Wid U, F0ught Ova U, F0ught 4 U..
Cried 4 U, Cried Wid U..
Teasd U..
Hurt U...
Missd U..
& Here Me Stil Thinkin Of U...
Long Journey Huh?....
Will Never Let It End.. Right?
Just Wantd U 2 Know Dat My Friend...
U R Valued!! (-: | ;->
Hasna Humara Kisi Ko Gawara Nahi
Hota
Har Musaffir Zindagi Ka Sahara Nahi
Hota
Milte Hain Bahut Log Is Tanha Zindagi
Mein Par Koi Dost Tum Sa Pyara Nahi Hota…
U''ll Get The 100 Reasons To Leave Me & My Friendship . . .
BuT What Wud Be The ONE Reason Not To Leave Me? ? ?
Reply Is Must
& 4wrd It to Ur Frends Also
See The Cute Replies. . .
"Pain Of Missing Friends

Is Realised When U R Alone

Watching A Gang Of Friends

Enjoying In Front Of U

And U Remembring D Past

Which U Spent With Ur Friends. . .
PaIn Of MisSinG FrIeNdS iSn''T tHiEr aBsEnCe . . .
BuT
ItS WhEn U ThInK oF ThE gOOd TyMs u HaVe ShaReD & U aSk UrSeLf
"WiLl ThOsE mOmEnTs eVeR hApPeN aGaIn"
ThAt''s FrIeNdsHiP
You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--
In my dreams, we were never apart.
in my dreams you kept me close.
in my dreams you loved me the most.
in my dreams we''re always togather,
might as well be dreaming forever