When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2548 views       Friendship

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Perhaps, the most delightful
friendships are those in
which there is much
agreement, much disputation,
and yet more personal liking
There are 2 types of enjoyment.
One is being with a friend.
The other is being with the memories of friends.
Miss u but not ur memories.
You insult me? I can handle it.

You insult my best friend? You die

No one insults my friend more than me.

Great friends are part of memories.
Time can never erase.
When life is blessed with friends like you.
Sweeter memories are always there to look back
Friendship isn''t about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... Its all about who came and never left.
Friend ship never ends,
If you ever feel that
its the end .
Then feel also ,
for a while
It might be the beginning
of a brand new start
Which will be better
Then first One !
FRENDSHIP is Wen U hav a huge fight;
decide to break all relations.....

den u decide 2 put aside ur egos, hug each other n say,
aye NAUTANKI, I NEED U yaar.....
U''ll Get The 100 Reasons To Leave Me & My Friendship . . .
BuT What Wud Be The ONE Reason Not To Leave Me? ? ?
Reply Is Must
& 4wrd It to Ur Frends Also
See The Cute Replies. . .
Friendship Is a Sea
&
Friends are Fishes..
U r my Golden Fish..

I"LL Keep U Save in My Heart..
If u Try To Go away From me
Kasam se!
Fry kr K BiLLi ko KhiLa Doonga...
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte.

Virano mein kabhi phool khila nahi karte,

Magar itna yaad rakhna

Hum jaise dost baar baar mila nahi karte
Sab Ne Kaha
Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Ham Ne Kaha
Dard Kabool Hai,
Sab Ne Kaha
Is Dard K Sath G Nahi Paoge,
Hum Ne Kaha
Teri Dosti K Sath Marna Kabool Hai