When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3488 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Hi
"FRIEND"
F for faithful
R for real
I for intelligent
E for earnest
N for noble
D for dear

just like u
Walking With A Friend

In Dark Is

Better Than

Walking Alone

In Light .
A best f.r.i.e.n.d
is like
a t.i.s.s.u.e

when you have tears
that
need to be wiped
away,

they always do the
job ... :)
Humari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,


Happiness or Sadness sab kuch MIX hai,


Hum to Aapko na bhulenge kabhi,


Ap bhool na jayen bus thora sa RISK hai..
1+1 = 2 my 2 eyes looking at U,
3+2 = 5 sense missing U,
4+3 = 7days thinking of U,
5+7 = 12 months dreaming abt U
but 99+1 = 100 years i need a sweet friend like U
Monsoon rain or summer heat
You are the reason why I breathe
Tell me friend what is sweet
Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.
Just A Note 2Say That Our Friendship Has No ENding & Its Grows On & ON

Just A Note
Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In Way That We Thought Were Never Possible

Just A Note

Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me
ThankYou 4 Being My Friend
Dear friends,

Just read this and understand.. ....
They love you.. but they are not your lover....

They care for you, but they are not from your family...

They are ready to share your pain , but they are not in yur blood relation.

Theyare..... ...


FRIENDS!!!!!
F” is for Fun That friends share when they are

together.

”R” is for Reliability A true friend is someone that you can

always
rely on.

”I” is for Interest Someone who is genuinely interested in

you,
your fears, joys, and life.

”E” is for Energy They pick you up when you are down,

and give
you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

”N” is for Nothing Nothing is ever too much, no matter

what time
it is, night or day.

”D” is for Distance Although the miles may separate you, a

true
friend is never far away.

”S” is for Secrets Your feelings and personal/private

thoughts
that you can only share with a friend.
One tree can start a forest,
One Smile can start Friendship ,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make life worth-living!
Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!
7colours make RAINBOW.



7chords make MUSIC.



7days make a WEEK.



7continents make the WORLD

and The



7beautiful Letters make "FRIENDS"