When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3948 views       Friendship

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SAYING OF ABDUL QADIR JELAANI (RA)

"MAIN LOGOO KO HAQ BAT KE TALQEEN KRTA RAHA YEHAN TK K
ALLAH NE MUJAY GHOS K RUTBY P FAIEZ FERMA DIYA"

SPECIAL MSG ON 11VE SHIREF
N!xE FrIeNdS R Not EaSy 2 GrOw

ThE RoOt DeEplY In HeArT

&
ReMeMbEr In ThouGhTs

LikE EvErGrEeN TreeS
&

ArE Near 2 HeArT EvEn Far AwAy
FrOm EyEzZz......
God Has Given Us Two Gifts

One Is Choice & Other Is Chance

Choice Is To Select A Good Friend

&

Chance Is Too have A Best One Like U . . .
What is real but invisible?
Your Care.

What is true but unfair?
Your Absence.

What is sweet but naughty?
Your Smile.

What is precious but priceless?
Our Friendship
Ek hassi jo hasaa de
ek chaahat jo samaj le
har aahat jo jaan le
usi rishte ka naam hai
“DOSTI”
it is for u my sweet friend.............KISI KI TALASH.WAIT WAIT
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
You may think i dont care,
You may think i wont share,
But did u once asked what was wrong?
Its not my fault dat v r apart,
And i am not the 1 who doesnt have a heart
"F r i e n d s h i p
M a k e s
P r o s p e r i t y
M o r e
S h i n i n g
&
L e s s e n s
A d v e r s i t y
B y
D i v i d i n g
&
S h a r i n g
I t ... ^-^
The Rain May Be Falling Hard Outside,
But Your Smile Makes It All Alright.
I''m So Glad That You''re My Friend.
I Know Our Friendship Will Never End.
Real Friends do not get offended

when you insult them.

They smile and call you something

even more offensive :P ;)
Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me ‘now’
and tell me ‘true’..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
“u’ are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u.