When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3664 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in
Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to
My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. !
May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming
New Year.. !
Andhere ne Kabhi Roshni Nahi
Dekhi,
Maut ne kabhi Zindagi nahi dekhi,
Jo Kehte hai Mit Jati hai Duryo se
dosti,
Unhone Shayad Humari Dosti nahi
dekhi.
Hundred Words Of A Friend Can Never Give Pain

But

A True Friend''s Silence Can Give Hundred Tears In Heart . . .
MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,it "ll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
Among D GR8 & Glorious Gifts
That V R Blessed With...

It Is D Gift Of Understanding..
That V Find In True Friends!

Like You And Me.
Meaning of Friendship :
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
If two Hearts are Meant to be friends,no Matter How Long it

takes,How Far they Go,How Tuff it Seems,fact Will Bring them

together to Share Friendship 4ever
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
YOU know..?

What''s d Best thing about our Friendship.. ?

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

It''s d FIRST word of this Message..;-)
Dreams Are
Only
Thoughts ...
You Don''t Have
Time To think
About During The Day
Make a Heart Which never breaks

Make a smile which never Hurts

Make a touch which never pains

And make a Friendship which never ends . . .