When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2243 views       Friendship

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Dil ki dard ko dil tornay wali kaya janai
Pyar ki rawajo ko yai zamanai walai kaya janai
hutai kitnai takleef qabar mai
upper sai pool rakhnai walai kaya janai
Count these stars
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Lo aik sweet person hamari yaad mein taray gin raha hai....


"U"r the"BEST" heart surgoen in the"WORLD", bcoz "U "made a place in
my"HEART", without cutting n spoiling"BLOOD". I m lucky 2have a
"CUTE" friend like "U"!!!


Dost kabhi dost say khfa nahin hota dil mil ky kbhi joda nahin hota
maf kr dena hmari sb khtain keon ky insan akhr khuda nhin hota...
The minds of 2 friends r like the
lines of railway track they may not meet but has 2 go 2gether
2 save the derailment of train called
"FRIENDSHIP"
Whats Friendship??

When U CaLL a Person By a Stupid name & Never By
Their Own Name.
Wen They ALways Get Angry Whenever U TeLL Them
That U r Busy and Can"t RepLy.
Wen They TeLL Everything Abt Themselves even if
its Embarracing.
Wen they Come 2 See U Whenever they Get a Chance.
Wen U Argue With each other on Stupid Things &
Then End Up Laughing.
CeLebrate ur Friendship.
Send this MSG 2 ur Friends who means aLot 2 U.
I Just Did...
Har khushi dil ke kareeb nahi hoti,

zindgi gum se door nahi hoti.

Sanjokar rakhna ye dosti humari,

ye dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti.
Good friends are like angels

that lifts us up,

when our wings have forgotten how to fly.
When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,
That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

phool khile, kaliyan khili ,

Ab gulab ki baari hai...

Hamne to sMs bhej diye janab aB aapKi bari Hai.... ;->
Aaj phir kisi Ne Pucha K Tera
Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q
Hai?
Barsti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q
Hai?
Jinki Nazron Mein Imdad Tu kuch B nahi!
Wo Tere liye Itna Khaas Q
Hai?
In life many people will help YOU

When it suits THEM

But

Very few people will help YOU

When YOU need it

Make the FEW YOUR FRIENDS

But

Be the FEW to MANY