When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3878 views       Friendship

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Once In A While
We Meet Someone
Who Makes Us Feel So Good
Who Seems To Understand Us
In A Way Few People Could
Someone Who''s Truly Glad
For Us
When Things Are Going Well
Who''s Always There To Listen
When We Are Something
Now To Tell ...
Once In a While,
We Find Someone
On Who We Can Depend
I Know Because
I Found In You
A Truly Wonderful
F.R.I.E.N.D ... (''.'')

~EpPiE fRiEnDsHiP dAy~
Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me ‘now’
and tell me ‘true’..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
“u’ are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u.
Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd
Friends Means No Asking

Friends Means No Reasoning

Friends MEans Just Believeing

Friends Are Those Who Never Believe In Last Three Alphabets of FRIENDS ..
Aisi Kia Dua Doon Tum Ko , Jo Tumhari Labon Pe hansi k Phool Khila day..
Bass Yehi Dua Hai Meri , Sitaron Si Roshni Khuda Tumhari Taqdeer bana De ...

( AMEEN )
Friends Should Not B Like A Bird Of Lake
When Lake Gets Dry Bird Shift Another Lake
Real Friend Is Like Flower Of Lake
When It Gets Dry Flower Dies At The Spot
Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
A friendship can weather most things and
thrive in thin soil but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small
silly presents every so often just to save it
from drying out completely
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I"m Only Body My Heart Is You,
That"s Why I Always MISS YOU
Not the lack of love,
but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn''t have a friend.
Kyon Maangte Ho Andhere Apne Vaaste E Dost
Jab Hum Roshni Kharid Laaye Hai
Takeed Ki Hai Baharo Se K Tujhse Jaakar Mile
To Kyon Tere Aas Paas Gumon K Saaye Hai

Apne Labon Ko Kyon Siye Baithe Ho
Kya Chhupa Hai Dil Mein Saamne To Laao
Dard Ki Lakiron Ko Mitane Do Gallon Se
Tere Liye Har Lamhe Se Muskuraahte Samet Laaye Hai

Gar Karoge Bharosa Mujh Par Dost
Waada Hai Sada Saath Nibhaunga
Har Aansun Jo Ubhrega Teri Aankon Mein
Teri Ksam Apni Aankhon Mein Sahej Laaunga