When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3294 views       Friendship

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Knock On My Heart N Door Will Be Open For Cute

FREINDS

But

It Doesn''t Apply To U

Coz

U Dont Have To Knock Anymore

U''re Already In My

HEART . . . :)
Don''t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves
Keep me as a friend I will keep in my heart lock it up
& throw the key that no one take you away from me
The best feeling in the world is
when yOu think that ur friend forgot you
&
suddenly
yOu receive a msg from ur friend saying
“Hey I am Missing yOu “
A nice quote by a true friend
.
"I don't care when you disturb me, it disturbs me when you don't disturb me"
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

.
.

... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

.
.

"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.
It''s not something you learn in school.
But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven''t learned anything.
If you are alone, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder; if you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow; if you need to be happpy, I’ll be your smile… but anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me.
Pyar V/S Dosti
Pyar Ek Shikwa Hai,
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai.
Pyar Me Hr Bar Dhoka Hy,
Dosti Me Bar Bar Moka Hy.
Pyar Dewano Ka Kam Hy,
Dosti Dlwalo Ka Nam Hy.
ajj jab humne bandh ki apni annkhain
tou app sab say zyada khush nazar aye
agar yehi tarekia hai app ko khush dekhne ka
tou dua hai yeh ankhain hamesha k liye band ho jaye
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O O

GuD FRNDZ
r like a pair of SCISSOR.
Joined together
Often go in opposite directions Bt
Dey gve punishment to those who cum in b/w dem
special word for friend
Do dosto k dimag bilkul railway k track ki tarah hote he,
jo kabhi mil nahi sakte,
lekin wo hamesha sath sath chalte hue dosti ki gadi ko apni manzil tak pahuchate he.