When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2888 views       Friendship

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Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge
sawaal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,

swaal maut ka nhi saans ka hY,

Dost to Dunia main Boht Hain maGar,

sawal Dosti ka Nhi Aitbaar ka hY.
Friend ship is like a snow ball. Easy to make it but heart to keep it. Dil
Dosti Yaqeen Pe Tiki Hoti Hai,
Yeh Dewaar Bari Muskil Se Khari Hoti Hai,

Kabhi Fursat Milay To Perhna Kitab Rishtoo Ki,
Dosti Khoon K Rishton Se Bhi Bari Hoti Hai....
riends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!

Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant...

But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying.. ;->
The Rain May Be Falling Hard Outside,
But Your Smile Makes It All Alright.
I''m So Glad That You''re My Friend.
I Know Our Friendship Will Never End.
10 persons in a day pray 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day pray 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day pray 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..

MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
SALARY:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
Apki berukhi ko v rutba diya
hmne,
Dosti ka hr farz ada kiya hmne,
Mat sochiye k bhul gae apko,
Q k aj fir apse pehle apko yad
kiya hmne!!
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
UN KO TO BHOOL KR B NA AAI HAMARI YAD
OR HUM INTAZAR-E- SHOQ MEN JAN SAY GUZAR GAYAY.
DEDICATED TO MY FRIEND ......MUZA,,IL MUSTAFA