When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2807 views       Friendship

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A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn''t have a friend.
Thee Soul Of The Word
"F r I e N d S h I p"
Lies In The Poineer Alphabet
Coz
"F" Is Faith What Really Brings
To Us An Authentic
"F r I e N d S h I p" (=
Tanhai me fariyad to kar sakte hai,
Virane ko aabad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua agar aapse mil nahi sakte,
Apko dil se yaad to kar sakte hain..
Har Khushi Ko Har Hansi Ko Har Ache Pal Ko Har Beete Kal Ko Ek Yaad Bana Lo Us Yaad Ko Apne Dil Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil Ko Apna Dost Bana Lo,
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
a blessing dats rare & true, dats =
the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u
Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
When A Person Can Find

Sorrow behind Your Smile

Words behind Your Silence

Love behind Your Anger

You Can Believe That Person

Is Your True Friend ... :)
A Stone Dropped In
Water In A Moments
Its Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000 Ripples
Circling On & On
2day Im Here
2morow Im Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000
Memorie Echoing
On & On
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge,
kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,
mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
Friends should be like zero''s. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.
I hAvE nEvEr AsKeD fOr
MucH In LiFe ... The LiTtLe tHiNgs
mEaNt aLoT ... ThE WeaLtH i''Ve AcQuIrE
In My tYmS ... iS tHe GoOd FrIeNdS
ThAt i HaVe Got ... :->
Frendship is nt da thing 2 hold ur hand when thousands r wid u...!

but

it iis dat trust
which hold ur hand when thousandz r against u..!