When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2633 views       Friendship

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DSNL

(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
If time slips away without a word from me, U dont hv 2 worry about our friendship bcos feelings, beyond words will always keep me A R O U N D !
Friends
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place...!!


Love Says, If Anything

Happens To You,

I Am Always There
.
.
.
But
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.
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Friendship Says,

How Can Anythin

Happen 2 U Wen I Am Wid U!
Sometimes I wonder why V r Frndz?
What made us so special for eachother
that V chose each other as good Frndz.
Then I think may b it was our fate
that made us care for eachother
that made us understand eachother
but then again a tear comes in my eye
thinking one day my Fndz will leave me
getting busy with their lives but I stop
my tears saying some silent words

"I TRUST MY FRNDZ,
THEY WON''T LEAVE ME"
Dedicated to all my special Frndz
Time Mite Lead Me To No Where

&

Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz

Given Me That

Supreme Proof Ov Devotion

A Spontaneous Aversion For

The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces

Bu t

I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That

Once In My Life''s Journey We Became

FRIENDS . . . [~_~]
duniya kehti hai jise main chahta hon
wo chand ka ik tukra hay
per ham kehty hain hum jise chahte hain
chand uska ek tukra hai
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
Tu door hai mujh sey, per paa$ bhi hai ,,
Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaa$ bhi hai..

Tujh $ey Do$t hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Do$t bhi hai, aur khaa$ bhi hai ..

Tuney Khu$hiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaa$ bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Do$ti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai.....
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.
aksar logo se soona tha ZINDAGI rahe to phir milenge

LAKIN aap se milker mahsoos kiya ka milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge
DEATH - WHERE LIFE ENDS,
HATE - WHERE LOVE ENDS,
DIVORCE - WHERE MARRIAGE ENDS,
OCEAN - WHERE LAND ENDS,
FRIENDSHIP - WHERE I ENDS AND WE STARTS... ;->