When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3013 views Friendship

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A friend gives hope

A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u

Age appears to

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

Frienship Is Something

Frienship Is Something Which Keeps Ur Life Moving

No Matter Wharever The Obstacles Come In Ur Way

It Gives U Courage, Satisfaction & Never Let U Give Up . . .

Just A Note 2say That

Just A Note 2Say That
Our Friendship Has
No ENding & Its Grows
On & ON
Just A Note Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In Way That We Thought Were Never Possible Just A Note Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me ThankYou 4 Being My Friend

Friendship is a Sun

Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !

Time Mite Lead

Time Mite Lead Me To No Where

&

Faith Might BrMy True Friends Have Alwayz

Given Me That

Supreme Proof Ov Devotion

A Spontaneous Aversion For

The Man I Loved ak In To Pieces

Bu t

I''ll Alwayz Be THANKFUL That

Once In My Life''s Journey We Became

FRIENDS . . . [~_~]

salam wale kum

salam wale kum!

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(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)

jab dosti ki dastaan

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega,
tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Aao saath me

Aao saath me duniya ko bant le,

Samundar aapka lehre hamari.

Aasman aapka sitare hamare,

Suraj aapka roshni hamari.

Chalo aisa kare Sub kuch aapka

aur aap hamare

FrIeNdS

FrIeNdS

Are thOsE RaRE PeOple

WhO aSk

"HoW wE aRe ... ?"

AnD

ThEn waIt tO heAr

ThE aNsWeR ... =)

I hAvE nEvEr AsKeD

I hAvE nEvEr AsKeD fOr
MucH In LiFe ... The LiTtLe tHiNgs
mEaNt aLoT ... ThE WeaLtH i''Ve AcQuIrE
In My tYmS ... iS tHe GoOd FrIeNdS
ThAt i HaVe Got ... :->

u may b a boy

u may b a boy

or a gurl

u may fart alot

u may b fat

u may talk a lot

u may think u r the king...

or the queen

u may b bad

or u cud b gud

u may b in the circus

or work as a D.J

u may b weird

or u may b cool

u may hav weird tastes

u may b fit

but u r still my friend
AYEE SAMJH!!!

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