When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3208 views       Friendship

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NABI PAK (SALLALLAH-O-ALAIH-E-WASALLAM) NE FARMAYA:

"lOGON PR EK ZAMANA AYE GA KE UN KA,
MAKSAD UN KA PAIT HO GA,
DOLAT UNKI EZZAT HO GI,
AURAT UN KA KIBLA HO GI,
RUPEYA UN KA DEEN HO GA,
AUR WO BAD-TAREEN LOG HON GAY,
AUR AKHRAT MAIN UN KA KOI HISA NAHI HO GA"
What Is Friendship ?

It Is A Ship Loaded With

“LOVE”

“CARE” & “SHARE”

Crossing The Sea Of Heart

Having No Wheels Of

“SORRY” & “THANX”
You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
-Recipe Of Friendship-

2 Heaping Cups Of Patience
1 Heartful Of Love
2 Handfuls Of Generosity
1 Handful Of Understanding
A Dash Of Humour

Sprinkle Generously Wid Kindness & Plenty Of Faith
Mix Well
Spread Over A Period Of Life Time
Serve To Everyone You Meet (:
After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." ;->
Eyes r Parents. . .

Heart is Lover. . .

Brain is Teacher. . .

Brothers & Sisters r Fingers. . .

But A Loving Friend is Blood. . .

So Always Keep Flowing Regularly. . . :->
Every One In This Beautiful World

Has An Individual Name

But

We All Together Have A common Name

Called

"FRIENDS"

In Our Beautiful Hearts
ajj jab humne bandh ki apni annkhain
tou app sab say zyada khush nazar aye
agar yehi tarekia hai app ko khush dekhne ka
tou dua hai yeh ankhain hamesha k liye band ho jaye
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.
When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name.....
When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply...
When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarrassing. ..
When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance....
When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing....
Celebrate ur friends....
When Life Becomes Harder & We See No Hope
Then GOD Sends His Angels To Guide Us
We Don''t Expect To See Them With Wings Or With Halo
Flying Above Their Heads.
Instead, They Come In Disguis And We Call Them
"FRIENDS" ^.^
Nice Friends Are Best Part Of Our Memories
That Tym Can Never Erase
&
When I''m Blessed Wid A Friend Lyk U
My Memories Are Alwayz Worth Treasuring . . . =)