When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3876 views       Friendship

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Jab-Jab tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
tab-tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga,
ghum yeh nahi hai ki woh bhool gaye humko
ghum yeh hai ki Ro-Ro kar Bhulaya hoga.
Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.

Count your life with smiles, not tears

&

when your life has reached its autumn,

count your age by friends, not years..... :)
Trusting a friend should be like
the belief of a one year old child....
When you throw him in the air,
he laughs because he knows
you will catch him....
Life ends when you stop dreaming.

Hopes end when you stop believing.

Love ends when you stop caring.

Friendship ends when you stop sharing.
koi to Do$T meri zindgi mei ai$a ho,
Mohabbat ki tarah ho wafaon jia$a ho,
Mero tala$h ki had u$ pe khatam ho jay,
Zameen pe ho magar a$maan jai$a hi.....
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai,
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.
When You Ask GOD
For A Gift,

Be Thankful If He Sends,

Not Diamonds, Pearl Or Riches,

But

The Love Of Real True Friends... :->
Tumse hi Dosti
Tumhara hi Intezar Tumhare bina Dil rehta hai
Bekarar
tumhari yeh Saadgi, Tumhara yeh Pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhool payenge is
Dosti ko
Yaar...
A friend is like an angle, who lifts us off our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
The world is like a mirror if u face it smiling, it smiles right back.
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai, na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai, wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur
baaton mei ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
Alone ?
I''ll Be Ur Shadow ...

Want To Cry ?
Here''s My Shoulder

Need A Hug ?
I''ll Embrace U Tight

Coz

Where Ur Strength Ends
M Worth Of Being Ur Friend
Begins ... =)
One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.