When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3718 views       Friendship

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Its not an achievement to make 1000''s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000''s years.
Friendship Is All About 3 Things -

Winning,

Losing

N

Sharing.

Winning Your Friends Heart,

Losing Your Self Ego,

And

Sharing Joys N Sorrows
FrIeNsHiP iS Da OnLy ReLaTiOnShIp ThAt wE cAn "ChOoSe". . .
A tRuE fReNd iS SoMeOnE WhO sTaNdS bY u iNtHe DaRkEsT hOuR
&
sAy
"dOn''T wOrRy I aM hErE ! !"


WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?



















OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.
Kon kehta hai k hum ap se gila krte hain
Jese milty hain wese mila krty hain
Hamari badnasibi pay mat jao ae mehboob
Kyu k phool aksar kanto pay khila krty hain
LIFE Becomes LIE
If "F" Is Missed

"F" Denotes

FRIEND

So LIFE Is LIE
Widout FRIEND

I''m Happy To Say That
My LIFE Is Not LIE
Till I Have FRIEND Like U ... =)
''*D*''
''*O*''
''*S*''
''*T*''

It''s a Package of Feelings,

Nobody can Make it,

Nobody can Delete it,

Nobody can Explain it,

Only "We" can "Feel" it...
After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." ;->
MAKING 100 FRIENDS A YEAR IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT,BUT AN ACHIEVEMENT IS TO MAKE A FRIEND FOR 100 YEARS
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,


otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u
Friends are like mangga... you''ll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I''m lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!
Friends

Are Like

"Marsh Mellow" In "Hot Chocolate"

Yeah

"Hot Chocolate" Is Good Without
"Mellows"

But

Its No Fun Drinking It ... :)