When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3221 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

To have a lovely life;
Either, one must have a True Lover
Greater than All Friends,
Or, One must have a True Friend
who Really Cares,
More than a Lover...
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked
"what is ur wish 2 day?"
i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
Sound Becomes Music,

Movement Becomes Dance,

Smile Becomes Laughter,

Mind Becomes Meditation &

Life Becomes Celebration

When Friends Keep In Touch.
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
How friends break? both frnd will think the other is
busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think y should i contact.
Here ur love will be converted to hate.
Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.
They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will
meet and blame 1 another.
So keep in touch with all our frnds
Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega?
pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega,
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...
The Test Of Friendship Dosen''t Comes When U R 2gether.

It Comes When U Part Ways & U Realize That Despite

The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There...
My Friendship Means ...

A Little Heart That
Neva Hates

A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades

A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes

&

A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks :)
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,,,,,,,,,,,,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

What R U Wondering At?

I Hv Killed All Those Who Were Between I & U.
"Just 4 Our Friendship"
U r Not Only Frend I Found...
U R An Angel Who wAlks On Ground...
I Cud Search My Whole Life Through...
And I Know I''ll Find Another Frend Like U....