When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2933 views       Friendship

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Every Friend Can Say

"I Can Understand Ur Feelings".

But A True Friend Will

Always Say

I Can Feel Ur Feelings".

That Is D True Love F A Frnd
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.
Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made
me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.

Count your life with smiles, not tears

&

when your life has reached its autumn,

count your age by friends, not years..... :)
-FRIEND-

F - Finds way to
comfort U

R - Remembers to
pray for U

I - Inspires U

E - Enjoys Life With U

N - Never Forgets U

D - Describes U
Better Than U (=
Friendship Is Not Written By Chalk

2 Erase Or Write Again.

It''s Written With Da Ink Of Love

On The Wall Of Heart

Once Written Can''t Be Changed Dat Frndship.
New theory:
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Argument wins the person,but loses the relation so don't argue with your friend just
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Slap them n say,
kum bol kum. ...:D
Friendship is not built with special people.

People become special after becoming friends.

So the moral is: U r not special. I made u special..
Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication.
Pushtu
Sumra Khukaly Mazigar Wow Tha Ra Naghlii
Zamung Kali Kii Akhter Wow Tha Ranghlii
Ma Nakrizii Vee Rawarii Sta Da Para Tha Ranaghlii
Tool Gham De Zama Pa Sar Wow Tha Ranaghlii...!!!!!
My Frndship Is Like Drugs!
Once U Take It,U Cant Avoid It.
Whn U Dnt Get It,

U R Sick & Whn U Lose It,

U R Destroyed..!

So Dont Dare 2 4get...