When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2831 views       Friendship

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Give a friend a hug every day, because when they aren''t there anymore, you will wish you could give one hundred more
Jo shaks Tumhen akhrat ke dawat dy kar,
Naik amal karny ma tumhari madad karta ha,
Wo tmhara shafeeq dost ha.
A lover Says, i will be with in all your troubles...
.
.
but
.
.
a good friend says...u will have no trouble when i m wid u...
Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true,
but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!
Suppose One morning
You Never Wake-up
Do All You Friends Know
You Love Them ??
Sometimes I LOVE YOU
Can Heal & Bless
So Tell Your Friends This
3 Little Words & See
What It Can Do ...
So Just In-case I Die
Tonight ..

~ I LOVE YOU ALL ~ (:
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

Yoour Knees & Floor ...

Those Who Knee Down To GOD

Stand Up To Anything ...
Sada khush rakhna mere khuda usko,

tere farishtay b dien dua usko.

Dien usko uski chahat se ziada,

Maange qatra to mile DARIYA usko ....
"S T A Y"

Is A Charming Word

In A

Friend''s Vocabulary ...

"Stay In Touch" ... (:
When You Ask GOD
For A Gift,

Be Thankful If He Sends,

Not Diamonds, Pearl Or Riches,

But

The Love Of Real True Friends... :->
A friend is...
A tissue when you can''t stop crying
A shoulder when you feel like dying
Always listens when you have something
to say a week when you just need a day
A crutch when you have a broken heart
Some glue when everything falls apart
A sun when the rain just won''t stop
Your Mom when you run into a cop
phone call when you can''t leave your
home
Hand when you feel all alone
Wing if you want to fly
Understands without knowing why
An earfor a secret to tell
An aspirin when you feel unwell
A love that can never let go
I cherish those moments of our
frienship I shared with You...
Every Life In This World
Is Painted By GOD.
I am Thankful To Him
Because When He
Painted My Life
Including
One
Beautiful Colour
Like U…..
As My Friend.
When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,
That bond can never be broken

For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.

In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.

In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.

Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.

I am and always be your friend.