When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3471 views       Friendship

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Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si baat se bhi gaye.!
Frendship is nt da thing 2 hold ur hand when thousands r wid u...!

but

it iis dat trust
which hold ur hand when thousandz r against u..!
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?
Socho
Socho.
Nahi Maloom..!!!!
Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega..
A Friend Is Not a Spare Tyre That U Pull Out When U Feel Life Has Gone Flat ...

Friend Is The Steering Wheel Who Help U To Turn Ur Life In The Right Path ....
a coin to earn
buta friend easy to find
a coin depreciate
a friend appreciate
i lost a coin when i tested you
Few Moments In
FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd''s Food &
Eating

- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd''s Money

- Lying On Frnd''s
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd''s Eye

- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:
To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Some friends r worth 2b Thrown,
Some r Good 2 keep,
Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,

and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...
.
.
.
.
in the Treasure Box 2 b kept

4 ever.
How friends break? both frnd will think the other is
busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .
As time passes both will think let the other contact.
After that each will think y should i contact.
Here ur love will be converted to hate.
Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.
They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will
meet and blame 1 another.
So keep in touch with all our frnds
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS,
beyond TIME &
beyond DISTANCE!...................
Akho me asuo k lakir ban ayi,

Kabhi socha na thaw o takdir ban gayi,

Humne phiraye bas ret pe ungliya,

Gor se dekha to apki tasvir ban gayi..
Life is a railway station, where love is a train,
it will come and go any time, but freindship is a track,
it will remain.........................for ever