When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2527 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship.,



Bcoz Friends Are Like Diamonds.,



When You Hit Them
They Don''t Break.,



But
May Slip Away From Your Life...!!!
A Stone Dropped In
Water In A Moments
Its Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000 Ripples
Circling On & On
2day Im Here
2morow Im Gone
Bt
Dere''ll b 1000
Memorie Echoing
On & On
Friendship

Isn''t About

Who You Knew The Longest,


It''s About Who Never Left Your Side
Sum Can Give U Crying Tears . . .
Many Others Can Give U Laughter, Smile . . .
But Only Few Can Give U
Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles . . .
Those Are Simply
FRRIENDS. . . :)
Heart has 4 chambers

1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
.
,
.
No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats
Whn U Win, Evr1
Takes Pride In
Celebrating Ur
Victory
But Whn U Lose
Onlt True Frnds
Hold Ur Hand
Sit By Ur Side
& Say














"Jahan Jana Zaleel
Hi Kerwana" ;->
Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES....
and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1
Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".
I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship.
I d0n''T
NeEd a FrIeNd
WhO
ChaNgEs
WhEn
I
ChaNgE
aNd
wHo NoDs
WhEn
I NoD . . .
mY
ShaDoW
DoEs
ThAt
MuCh
BeTtEr . . . ! ! !
One True Slogen!

Friend Is A

Medicine For

Any Kind Of Pain,


But

There Is No

Medicine Found

In The World

For Pain

Given By A Friend.
Startz wid
"hi"


Changez to "wassup"

Growz to
"oye pagal"

Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"

Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&

finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)
To Meet A
F.R.I.E.N.D
Like You ...
Is Like ,
The Delight Of
R.A.I.N
After A Long
D.R.O.U.G.H.T ... :)