When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3248 views       Friendship

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Frìéñdshìp ìs ñöt äñ éxäm tö päàs ör fäìl.
Frìèñdshìp ìs ñöt å cömpètìtìöñ tö wìñ ør Lösè.
It ìs féèlìñg ìñ whìch U cärè för sömèöñè mörè thäñ yöùrsèlf.
A Friend Is A Sweet Gift

An Emotnal Lift

A Heart Healer

A Mood Chiller

A Gem So Rare

An Answerd Prayer

A Hapy Mate

In

1 Word Its YOU

My Dear
Hasna Humara Kisi Ko Gawara Nahi
Hota
Har Musaffir Zindagi Ka Sahara Nahi
Hota
Milte Hain Bahut Log Is Tanha Zindagi
Mein Par Koi Dost Tum Sa Pyara Nahi Hota…
Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota
Friendship is lyk a
Gold Chan
Ech link is a memory
4m past 2 present
Nvr let d Chain break
or else Frndship ''ll b
gone,
Remember
Gold is valuable as d
Frendship is ... :)
Never keep your good friends in your eyes
They may fall as tears from your eyes
Always place them in your heart
So that every heart-beat remind you
That THERE IS SOMEONE FOR YOU
FRIENDSHIP is just lyk "H2o"
No colour
No shape
No place
No size
No money
No rich
No poor
Bt still essential 4 living & 4 forever.
Life is a railway station, where love is a train,
it will come and go any time, but freindship is a track,
it will remain.........................for ever
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!I?ll let you
grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! ....
ZinDagi Mein Aisa DOST Shamil Kro
Jo Aaina Aur Saaya Ban K Sath Rahy

Kiyon K Aaina Jhoot Nahi Bolta Aur Saaya Sath Nahi Chorta
A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"
The Friend Who Luv u Will Fight U More too Bt If

u Drop a Tear He Will Fight Da World 2 Stop Ur TEars So

Never Lose The Loving Friend ) Like ME ;)