When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3086 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

aap ki dosti ka ehsaan maante hain.
nibana apna eman maante hain.
hum wo nahi jo dosti main apna jan daingai,
kyunkeh aap ko hum apni jaan maante hain
I d0n''T
NeEd a FrIeNd
WhO
ChaNgEs
WhEn
I
ChaNgE
aNd
wHo NoDs
WhEn
I NoD . . .
mY
ShaDoW
DoEs
ThAt
MuCh
BeTtEr . . . ! ! !
Trusting a friend should be like
the belief of a one year old child....
When you throw him in the air,
he laughs because he knows
you will catch him....
What does a Friend mean?
.
FRIEND Stands for
F: Forever with you
R: Remembers you in his prays
I: Increase you Joys
E: Enters into your heart
N: Never hurts you
D: Decrease you sorrows

I am proud my dear "friend"
The companions of our childhood always
possess a certain power over our minds
which hardly any later friend can
obtain.:))
Aisi Kia Dua Doon Tum Ko , Jo Tumhari Labon Pe hansi k Phool Khila day..
Bass Yehi Dua Hai Meri , Sitaron Si Roshni Khuda Tumhari Taqdeer bana De ...

( AMEEN )
Na dil ko juda “kijiye” Zara soch samjh kar yeh faisla “kijiye” agar aap jee sakte hain bin mere,To phir mere marne ki dua “Kijiye
From Today


4th Sunday


Is A Special Day


3rd August


Guess It



No Idea






Its Friendship Day



I Am
D
1st
To
Wish
You!
Hama Guman Tha K Chaha Hamma Zamana Na,
Aziz Sab Ko Tha Magar Zarooraton Ki Tarha...!
Dil ki dard ko dil tornay wali kaya janai
Pyar ki rawajo ko yai zamanai walai kaya janai
hutai kitnai takleef qabar mai
upper sai pool rakhnai walai kaya janai
Make A Friend,
Its A Gift!
Have A Friend,
Its A Grace!
Keep A Friend,
Its Virtue!
But Being A Good
Friend,Its A
Honour,Lik
U...
Every One In This Beautiful World

Has An Individual Name

But

We All Together Have A common Name

Called

"FRIENDS"

In Our Beautiful Hearts