When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3401 views       Friendship

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God
Never
Wanted
Us
2
Face
D
Tough
Times
Alone!
Da T''s
Y


HE
Made Us


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(")=(")(")=(")

Frenz !
Friend is a book with only one copy published.
You are one of the best books ever written.
A master-piece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.
Bikte Hai Gum Husn Ke Bazar Me,
Lakho Dard Chupte Hai Ek Chote Se Inkar Me,
Ho Jao Ager Zamane Se Khafa,
To Swagat Hai Hamari Dosti Ke Darbar Me... ;->
Friends Shud Like "ZEROs"

When U Try To Add, Subtrct, Multiply
They Are Same

n

When U Try To Divide They Become "INFINITY" :)
A Friend is a Treasure
A friend is someone we turn to,
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure,
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives,
with beauty, joy and grace.
And make the world we live in,
a better and happier place.
Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

.
.

... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

.
.

"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
Friendship is not something that is
written on paper,
because paper can be torn.
It is neither something that can be
written on a rock,
for even a rock can break. But
It is written on the heart of a
person,
and it stays there forever.
Birthday wishes and blessings are
coming your way, my friend!
Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.
Hand Grasps At Hand
Eye Lights Eye In Good
Friendship
And
Great Hearts Expands
And
Grow One In Te Sense
Of This Worlds Life ... (-:


Friends r Lyk Crayons
They Color Our Life
By Their Shades
I May Not B The Ur
Fvr8 Color
But
Hope U''ll Need Me
Somewhere To
Complete Ur Picture ... :)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )