When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3974 views       Friendship

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Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.
La$t night I $ent an angel 2 watch over u
while u were $leeping but it came back early!
$o I a$ked it why?
It $aid that angel$ don"t watch over other angel$....!
Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”
Among Life''s Precious Jewels

Genuine And Rare ..

The One That We Call
Friendship

Has Worth Beyond Compare ... =)
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are
A Friend Worth Having,
A Task Worth Doing,
A Treasured Dream That''s Worth Pursuing,
A Truth Worth Giving,
A Faith Worth Sharing ...
Make
L.I.F.E
Worth Living (=
D e D i C a T e D

Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))
Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse
lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai.
a frnd is sweet when it is newooo

it is sweter when it is youoooo
Zindagi behaal hai Sur hai naa taal hai,
msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.
It''s not something you learn in school.
But if you haven''t learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven''t learned anything.
Keep your eyes upon me, keep me in your sight, Help me don the crooked road, lead me to the light.

The road I''m on is dark, I''m not sure if I know the way, Yet with you right beside me, I''m certain I won''t stray.

Protect me from the world, I know we''ll make it through,

Give me all the strength I need..... Let me lean on you."