When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3879 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

What is real but invisible? Ur love… What is true but unfair? Ur away from me… What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile… What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship…
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u..
Never say thanx who really need u..
Never blame a person who really trust u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si baat se bhi gaye.!
Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into
mothers
So mothers, be good to your
daughters too.. !
Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum Gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.

Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.
Pani Ka 1 qatra Sa Palkon Pe ChaGaya..


Yun Mousam Hal-E-Dil Apka Humen Bata gaya..


Üdas HoRahe Thy NA Aap......


Lo ''SMS'' Hamara agaya.... ;->


If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower.
If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour.
If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree.
If u need a friend, u already have me.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont
you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
D say Dil D say Dosti, D say Dard, D say Dillagi, D say Dewangi
lekin D say itna Door bhi na jana k S say sms or C say Call
bhi na kar sako.
Har daag, daag nahi hota, har yaar wafadar nahi hota,
Yeh to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat pheron mein bhi pyar nahi hota
Friend ship is like a snow ball. Easy to make it but heart to keep it. Dil