When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3418 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Dont give pa$sword of our Love and friend$hip to anybody,Becau$e if u
will $ay thi$ pa$sword "I LOVE U" It mean$ he will hack u from me
and u will go out from my hand$.....
Choose your friend by their character
and your socks by their color ,
Choosing your socks by their
character makes no sense,
And choosing your friends by their color
is UNTHINKABLE .
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.
Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES....
and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1
Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".
Hum apne par gurur nahi karte,

yad karne ke liye kisi ko majbur nahi karte.

Magar jab ek bar kisi ko dost bana le,

to usse apne dil se door nahi karte.
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..
Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...
Wishing To be Friends Is Quick Work

But

Friendship Is Slow Ripening Fruit ...
Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge
Time is not what makes a friendship last. . . Its love n devotion that keeps the tie between the soul. . .
True friends never part. . .
May be in distance but not in HEART...
Freindship happens inside the heart,
Slient..
Unwritten..
Unnbreakable by distance..
Unchangeable by time..

Once a Friend, always a Freind.!
I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won''t be broken.
"Kuch log"

Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log

kehte hain dosti zindagi hai.

hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai..

jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai....