When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     3699 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

The Friend Who Luv u Will Fight U More too Bt If

u Drop a Tear He Will Fight Da World 2 Stop Ur TEars So

Never Lose The Loving Friend ) Like ME ;)
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
Time and distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!
Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don''t Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.
Have u ever THANKED frnds.
For their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their taps at ur back?
Their way of calling ur name?

Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore,
could u bear it?
"small things usually go unoticed,
but in reality,
they are the ones who make life look so easy n cheerful:

"I THANK YOU 2 my dear" :-)
My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...

That''s Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)
I Can''t Find A Reason
Why God Gave U To Me,
But That Is Not The Question To Be Asked; MAY BE THE QUESTION Is How Did God Knew That
I NEED A FRND LIKE U.
Friendship Is Like A Tree

Its Not Measured On How Tall It Could Be. . .

But

On How Deep It''s Roots Have Grown
MY $WEET DREAMZ


FRIEND$HIP MEAN BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIKE GOLD$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FRE$H FLOWER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN FEELING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN HAPPINE$$

FRIEND$HIP MEAN PLEA$ED

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $HARING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN THINKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN $UGGE$TION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CONNECTION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN WA$TING TIME

FRIEND$HIP MEAN KILLER OF LIFE

FRIEND$HIP MEAN TEA$ING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN JOKING

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD RELATION$HIP

FRIEND$HIP MEAN GOOD PARTNER

FRIEND$HIP MEAN CALLING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LEAVING IN A $AVIOR CONDITION

FRIEND$HIP MEAN LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai, na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai, wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur
baaton mei ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.
Even if ur sms is not coming,

I think U r sendng sms

but its not delivered.

Even if U r not calling,

I think U r trying

but the network is jammed.

Bcos, Believing is most important in fndshp.
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM