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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???











2 Get Choclate milk!!:P
A Big Hello &
Gud Morning2 My
Sweet Loving
Sugar-coated Choco
Melow
milky Shaky Honey
Dippd
Cheezy Melting
Orange Juicy Fruti
Spicy Icy Frnd
Have A Yummy Day ... (:
na chahte hue bhi didar ho gaya,
tujhe dekha to mujhe pyar ho gaya.
socha na tha ki manzar ajib hoga tumse milkar,
par khuda ne tujhse milakar mausam rangeen kar diya.
Khushbu teri Dosti ki muje mehka jati hai.
Teri har baat mujhe behka jaati hai,
Saas to bohut dair leti hai aane me…
har saas se pehle Teri yaad aa jati hai
Lehron se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete Aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum
Hum jee rahe the unka naam lekar,
wo guzarte the hamara salaam lekar,
ek din wo keh gaye bhula de humko,
humne pucha kaise?
wo chale gaye hath mein jaam dekar
Ye Pyari Nigahein Yaad Rahengi
milkar Na Milne Ki Ada Yaad Rahegi
Mumkin Nahi Ki Main Tumhe Bhula Dun
Aur Umar Bhar Tumhe Bhi Meri Yaad Rahegi
Is jaam ki aadat jab tak mila na tha tumse
ab to zarrorat ban gayi hai
Jab se milke bichre hain
hothon pe hansi aankhon mein nasha ,
sabko hai pata
Main sharaabi ban gaya kyon
mujhko na bata
Yeh zakhm tera, ye zurm mera
Na bhool sakoonga kabhi
Nashe mein dooba rahta hoon, tou
Tumko bhoola rahta hoon
Wehshaton ke mor par le aai mujh ko zindagi
Aik pal bhi tere bin na bhai mujh ko zindagi

Mukhtasir se waqt main dekhi bahar-e-arzoo
Char din ko gulsitan main laai mujhko zindagi

Apne hi andar utarnay ka mujhe rasta mila
Tujh se milker de gai gehrai mujh ko zindagi

Justujoo main chand ki, urnay ki koshish kar to lee
Laikin uske baad na raas aai mujhko zindagi

Ab to chunnay hain mujhe yadon ke moti umr bhar
De gai soghat main tanhai mujh ko zindagi
Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)
Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?

cow:i give milk so i m the best

elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?


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Say something its ur turn!
3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

A: milk Shake