mehman SMS Messages27 messages

Apni khushiyan luta kar tujh pe kurban ho jaon,

kash kuch din tery shehr main mehman ho jaon,

Tu apna nayab DIL mujh ko de day aur phir mangay,

Main mukar jaon aur bey-imaan ho jaon,

Tu mujh pe sitam karay har kisi ki tarha,

Main teri is ada par b meharban ho jaon,

Tu mery paon k nichay se zameen

kheench layaur main tera aasman ho jaon

Tu mujhse door door bhagti phiray,

Khuda koi mujzaa karey aur main tera NAAM ho jaon...
"Kabhi dil jala kabhi jaan bhe
Kabhi kho gaye muskan bhe
Me apno ka kabil nahi raha
Ya jantay ha anjan bhe
Meray sath aksar rahtay hay
Katil meray mehman bhe
Dharte per zulam dakh kar
Roota ha asman bhe
WO badal gaya Kuda sa jo
Farishta tha bana shaytan bhe
bas zara zara se ranjishay
na bhola saka insan bhe
Meri Zindgi kis adhuri rao par gamzan hay
Jahan no Manzil hay na Musafir hay
Na Rasta hay Na Rahi hay
Ye Zindgi kidher ko behti ja rahi hay
Jahan na Lehren hein na Dariya
Na Kinara hay na Mojen
Zaidgi kis Nagar ki mehman Thehri
Jahan na Izat ha na Ulfat
Na Chahat hay na Muhabbat
Zaidgi is ne to Fana ho jana hay
Phir ye kuen ye Chalti Chali ja rahi hay
Our mein
Sirf is eak Lamhay ke
Intezar mein hon
Jub….
Mujhe mera Maqsad mil jae!
Ya…
Moat aa Jae!!!
Rehmat aur barkat ka aaya
"mehman"

Nemat aur Maghfirat ka mile ga
"INAAM"

Kr lo tayyari ISTAQBAL ki

Aa raha hy pyara "MAAH-E-RAMAZAN"
Jisne bana dia her ghar ko gulistan.../

Chala jaega kuch dino ma ye mehman...//

Tohfe ma dey jaraha hay ye ''EID'' sabko...!

(Alvida ! Alvida)

mah-e -ramzan.
New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram

Team:

Bekar younus

Rashid takleef

Shahid afriki

Inzimam full duck

Shoaib kambakhter

Umer bull

Kamran khatmal

Kana Naveedul Hasan

mehman butt



Extras:

Baitsman

Baiman farhat

Danish maleria.
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""

Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease

Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!

Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...

Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain

Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...

Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain

Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan

mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:Allah Ka mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

mehman:thanda or garam dono!

Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->