mard SMS Messages53 messages

wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,

wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
"Vekh asman te urrde panchi, Na o karde rizq zakheera, na o Bhookkay marde ne,


Bandey hi karday rizq zakheera, Bandey hi bhookkay mardy nay".

"Bulleh shah
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehti Thi..
WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT KI...

Mager Jo mard Hotay Hain,
Boht Be'dard Hotay Hain,
Kisi Bhanwray Ki Surat Gul Ki Khushbu Loot
Jatay Hain..

Suno.!
Tum Ko Qasam Meri,

Rawayat Torr Dena Tum,
Na Tanha Chhorr K Jana,
Na Ye Dil Torr K Jana,
Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.!
Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per,
Akela Chhorr Ker Us Ne,
Mera Dil Torr Ker Us Ne,
Mohabat
Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT KI ,"
Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne....
Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI
True Fact:

Orat Jab Udass Hoti Hai To Us K
Aanso Nikaltay Hain,

Or mard K Anso

Kushi K Moqa Per Nikaltay Hain. . .
Haq Ki Sadaqato''n Ki Nishaani HUSSAIN Hy

Dunya Main Inqilaab Ka Baani HUSSAIN Hy

Dushman Ko Jis Ne Apne Lahuu Se Shikast Fi

Wo mard-e-Haq, Wo Haider-e-Sani HUSSAIN Hy Ki Nishaani HUSSAIN Hy

Dunya Main Inqilaab Ka Baani HUSSAIN Hy

Dushman Ko Jis Ne Apne Lahuu Se Shikast Fi

Wo mard-e-Haq, Wo Haider-e-Sani HUSSAIN Hy
Khanna e rab me imamat ka ka ujala utra
daikh kar shahkle ali chand ka chehra utra
Aaj bhi kaabay k chaker me hy masroof jahan
Ajj tak mola ali taira na sadqa utra

Sadaqaton ki nishani hussain hay
duniya me inqilab ka bani hussain hy
dushman ko jis nay apney lahoo say shikast di
Woh mard e haq woh haider e sani hussain hay
Aye mavia mardood tu naakaam hogaya
Duniya main zikre Aal-e-Nabi aam hogaya
Meray Hussain per hain Durodon ki barishain
laanaaat teray yazeed ka anjaam hogaya
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
lakh chupaya asi pyar duniya ton,
hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda,
jee laye asi bahut dar dar ke,
hun na ae dil kise ton darda,
aj dus dena mein sari duniya nu,
ki mein tere te marda.