lunch SMS Messages21 messages

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)
"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Dr"s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr"s fee...
whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...
" Love Ka Breakfast

Ishq Ka lunch,

Piyaar Ka Sallan ,

Mohabat Ka Salad,

Pupi Ki Pepsi,

Jhappi Ka Raita,

&

Dinner With 1 Long French Kiss "

( gOoOOod nIghT )


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P


Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
Master G Bachy Ka lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"
Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

A Cute Little Smile 4 Brak Fast.......

More Laugh 4 lunch........

Loadz Ov Happiness 4 Dinner...............
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Doctor''s Fee........ A Sms When U R Freee.........:)