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May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.

May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.

May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony

“Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak”
May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever wished for. May the festival of lights brighten up yours and your near and dear ones lives.
***RAMADAN MUBARAK***
May The Festival Of Lights Be The Harbinger
Of Joy And Prosperity. As The Holy Occasion Of
Ramadan Is Here And The Atmosphere Is
Filled With The Spirit Of Mirth And love,
Here Is Hoping This Festival Of Beauty Brings
Your Way, Bright Sparkles Of Contentment,
That Stay With You Through The Days Ahead.
My Best Wishes For U On Ramadan
This van is loaded with _l''''l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with love n CARE, Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"
_l''''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
love n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI


Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
True love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


love IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.


M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

love YOU!