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aik dafa pathan nay

Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se lahore call krni thi:

Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

Phir Us ne

Peshawar se lahore aa k local cal ke.

lahore walo

Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P

Light kab aye ge ?

2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.

year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen

year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai

year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Meri Zindagi Bhi Ajeeb Hai...

Meri Maut Hai Meri Hamsafar Meri Zindagi Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Meray Charo'n Tarrf Hai Jalwa Garr Teri Be Rukhi Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Mera Dard Hai Lab E Aashna Teri Ranjisho'n K Azaab Say
Meray Shair Hain Meray Chara Garr Meri Dil Lagi Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Jo Hai Ta'ana Zann Meri Zaat Par Mujhay Unsay Koi Gila Nahee'n
Mujhay Jaan Say Hain Azeez Tarr Meri Dosti Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Mai lahoo Jigar Say Guzar Kar, Tujhay Naql Karta Hoo'n Warq Warq
Hai Qalam Ki Nauk Say Mukhtasar Teri Aagahee Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Mai Peher Ki Tapti Hawao'n Say, Karhi Dhoop Mai Kharha Be Khabar
Saray Reh-Guzar Tera Muntazar, Meri Be Basi Bhi Ajeeb Hai

DARS E HABIB

RASOOL ALLAH ne frmaya:
"ALLAH TA'ALA frmata hai: mai ne apne naik bando k liye wo Jannat bnai hai jise ksi aankh ne nahi dekha, jis k baare me ksi kaan ne nahi suna or ksi insaan ka zehan us k baare me soch b nahi ska (k wo kesi hogi)."
MUSLIM
Volume 3
Kitabul Jannat
Chapter 1007
Hadis 7003
SALLALlaho ALYHE WA AALIHI WASALLAM.
*ISLAH MISSION*

DARS E REHMAN

"or ALLAH or us k Rasool Sallallaho Alyhe Wasallam k hukm pr chalo or (kuffaar se jang k doraan) aapis me jhagrra na krna (kyou k is tarah) tm buzdil ho jao ge."
AL QURAN
Chapter 8
AL ANFAAL
Verse 46
*ISLAH MISSION*

lahore

'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

Jab Tak Chiragh

Jab Tak Chiragh Na Jaley Shaheedon Ke laho Se..

Kehte Hain Ke Jannat Main Chiraghan Nahi Hota.. !!

)~( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )~(

Agar tapakta A$hkon

Agar tapakta A$hkon ki jagah lahoo aankhon $e...

Koi ki$i ko phir $hayed hi rulaata...
Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz...
Too tumhein mere dard ka andaza ho paata...
Yaadein jo na aati yoon khamo$hi $e chupke chupke...
To mere ghar ki Raunaq hoti teri mehfil $e bhi zyada...
Na hota agar chaand mein daag...
Teri khub$oorti ka mujhe tod mil jata... Agar karta na waqt ki$i $e be-wafaai...
To $hayron mein mera naam kahan $e aata.....

Ab Aan$uon Ko

Ab Aan$uon Ko Aankhon Mein $ajaana Hoga
Charaagh Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalaana Hoga
Na $amajhna Keh Tum$e Bicharh Ke Khu$h Hain
Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Mu$kuraana Hoga
Phir $haam Dhal Gayi Tum Aaye Na Aaj Bhi Dil Ko Aaj Phir Umeedon $e Behlaana Hoga
Waada Khilaafi Kar Ke Mu$kurate Hain Aap Dekhna Ek Din $anam Aapko Pachtaana Hoga lahoo $e Apne Kafan Pe Tera Naam Likh Jaaunga Thaam Ke Haath Mein Phool Tumko Aana Hoga
Abhi $e Na Kijiye TaQaaz-E-Ma$roofiyat Ke Aap Abhi Uthna Hai Janaaza Kaandha Tu Dena Hoga
Muddaton Kiya Hai Tera Intezaar Aye $anam Umr Kat Chuki Ab Tu sajid Tujhe Jaana Hoga.....

Jin K Sajdo''n Se Munawar

Jin K Sajdo''n Se Munawar Hai Jabeen-e-Aftab

Mere Harfo''n Ki Ibadat Un Khuda Walo''n K Naam

Meri Sheh-rug Ka lahoo, Nazar-e-Shaheedan-e-Wafaa

Mere Jazbo''n ki Aqeedat Karbala Walon K Naam. . .

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