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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: kal May Isay Le k Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat k Waqt
Gadhey ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd k Sath Date
k Liye Oil Mein Naha k Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha k
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
Sardar Apne Ghar ka
Darwaza kandhe Pe Utha
kr Ja Raha Tha ..

kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne kaha:
Tala khulwane ... ;->
A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,






"Where, Where"???
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Sardar To His Friend -
I keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->