jaan SMS Messages703 messages

Khushbo ki therhaan Dil main basaa ker use dekhoon
Hatoon Ki Lakeroon main Saaja Ker Uusee Dekhoon

Dil us ko chahee pher Bhi Zaara Deer Ki Lyiee
Khud Us Se Leroon Our Pher Manna Ker Use DeKhoon

Sheshe saa DiL Hai Us KA Kabhi Jo DukH Jayee
PalKoon Se DuKh CHun Loon Our Pher Use DeKhon

Us Ki KhusHe Ki Khater Main Zaher Hans Ki Peloon
Jub jaan Nikal Ki Gye Tub Pher Main Use Dekhoon

Us Ki Lout Ane Kie InteZar Ki Khater GHAAZAL
Sare Ummer Main Beta doon OUr Pher Use Dekhoon


M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA jaanE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay jaan tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA jaanE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


Wife:
jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,

Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,

Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,

jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....










jaan hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)