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jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~
Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha

Thora socha hai humne ...
thora jaana hai humne...

Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...
isliye dost aapko mana hai humney
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai
Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup
Chap jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam
Nahi......!!
Dil tu dhadkana band kar,
jab jab to dhadkata hai unki yaad aati
hai,
Wo to khush hogi apni dunia me,
jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai..
Mushqilo mein bhaag jaana asaan hota hai
har pehlu zindgi ka imtihaan hota hai
darne wale ko kuch nahi milta zindgi mein
aur ladne walo ke kadmo mein jahaan hota hai.
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.

juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.


m umair gurmani s/o m aslaml gurmani of kot sultan

Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
Wo miley to usey itna bata dena ''Mohsin''
Us k baghair jaan nikal jaane ka ghumaan rehta hai.... :(

'"Koi tou mile 'jaani' jo de mera SAATH


"Werna Roz ki tarha Mein or Mera HAATH! :D

"Ye tou pogo wale b samajh jaenge! :p'
kitny ghuroor sy ulajtye ho mairy sath: meri jaan...................... tumhain maloom b hai mery paas koi aur nahi tery siwa