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Lambi Hai Manzil Door Hai Kinara.

jaanay Q Nehi aaya SMS Tumhara.

Bhool Gay Ho Number Ya Naam Humara.

Ya Koe Mil Giya Hai Hum Say B Pyara.
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
is naye saal ki pehli subha
jab tumhare nain khulen
is naye saal ki pehli ghari
jab tumhare hath uthen
is naye saal ki pehli khushi
jab tumhare gale lage
is saal ka pehla hath
jab tumhari simt barhe
is naye saal ki pehli soch
jo tumhare jeevan mein nikhaar laye
to itnaa jaan lena ke koi or hath bhi
tumhare liye uthe zaroor hain
jis ke dil se bhi yehi dua nikli hai
wo nain hamesha khushiyaan dekhen
wo mangi dua pori ho jaye
wo gum door kahin bathakte milen
wo sath wo hat kabhi
gum se nahin choote
wo soch tumhare muqaddar ko
hamesha urooh phunchaye
to kuch hamare bare mein soch lena
ke koi hai jo na jane
kab se tumhare bare mein
barsoon se soch raha hai
December
Abhi lamhe
Nahin bikhre
Abhi mosam
Nahi bichre
Mere kamry ki
Thandak me
Abhi kuch dhoop
Baqi hay
Meri diary k
Kuch safhay
Abhi kuch keh
Nahin paye
Mere angan k
Sab poday
Abhi bhi
Gungunate hain
Mere be-jaan
Honton per
Abhi muskaan
Waisi hay
Kisi k laot aanay
Ka
Abhi imkaan baqi
Hay
December
Baat botoon
Main,
Agar tum maan
Jao
December
Tehar jao….!!!
Tehar jao…
Enjoy the last
Day December
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda
Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,
sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,
kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,
kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..
Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne......
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main.