jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!