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internet te Kuri phsaaayi

internet te ho gayi sagaayi

internet te hi divorce ho gaya
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Es bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road



Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M


Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 internet Messenger


Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage


U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u
24 Hours Services In Pakistan

1.Geo
2.Petrol Pumps
3.internet
4.Railway
5.Telephones
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
&
10.My Sweet SMS for You!
Life means:

A winter evening,

6 friends,

Mild Rain,

6 cups of tea.

Life means:

Hundred bucks of petrol,

2 rusty old bikes,

And an open road.

Life means:

Maggi nodles,

A hostel room,

3.25 a.m.

Life means:

1 Prep leave,

1 night,

1 book,

8 dufers.

Life means:

6 old friends,

6 separate cities,

6 cofe mugs,

n 1 internet mesenger.

Life means:

1 girl,

1 number,

4 friends,

n a fight.

Life means:

Friends.
Tumhari hr ada hai monsoon jaise,
kab aaoge kab jaoge na kisiko hai khabar hoti,
pata nahi kab aake garjo ge aur kab aake barso ge,
agr pata hota pehle se ke aaj tum online garaj ne aur barasne wale ho to kab se computer ko khula asman
samjh ke,
internet ko bijli ka ehsas samajh ke aur web.cam. on karke barish ka maza lene ka intezar karte aapko dikhla
dete
Girlfriend’s r like an internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
internet GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->
After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Girls are like internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!


Give A Person A Fish
And You Feed Him For
A Day,
Teach A Person To
Use The internet And
He Won''t Bother You
For Weeks ... ;->


After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D