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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!
is barish ko dekh kr tumhari yad aa rahi hai

tum pas hote to wiper hi phirwa lete:-))
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Jo ansu na hote annkho mein.....to aankhe itni khoobsurat na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo dard na hota dil mein.....to khushi ki kimat pata na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne......to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..!!!!!!
Agar maangne se puri ho jaati muraadein.....to uss khuda ki kabhi Zaruratt na hoti..!!!!!!!!
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Kbhi kbhi AaNSon MUSKURAHAT Se Zyada SPECIAL hote Hen

Bcz..

SMILE Tu Sub K Liye Hoti He.

Magr AaNSU Sirf UnKe Liye hote Hen

Jinhen Hum KHONA Nhi
Chahte:
" Anmo£ Batien"

1-"Wafa" sekhni ha to Pholon se sekho,Jo Tehni se juda hote hi Murjha jate hen

2-Dusron ki Galtian bhul jao,mgr apni 1 Galti bhi Na Bhulo"
"Aansu" Us "Waqt"
Muqaddas hotey
Hain ...

Jab Wo Kisi Aur k
Dukh Aur Takleef Ko
Mehsoos Kr K
Niklai''n ...
Pyar Or Barish Dono 1se hote Hein

Wo Hamesa Yadgar hote Hein

Fark Sirf Itna Hai

Barish 7 Rehkar Tan Bhigoti Hai,

Or Pyar Dur Rehkar Ankhe Bhigota Hai
Kisi se talkh hote waqt itni gunjaish
zaroor rakho k agar wapis aana parey
to rasta kathin na ho.

Jhuk jaana toot jane se behtar hai.
Quote.
Na Umeedin Ki$i $e Rakhtey To Acha Hota
Ietbar Na Ki$i Pe Kartey To Acha Hota

$abaq Deta Hai Zamana Yeh Auron Ko Giraney Ka
$ahara Na Ki$i Ko $amjhtey To Acha Hota

Yaqeen Apni Kamyabi Ka Ki$i Ko Kab Hota Hai
Taqdeer K Muqabil Na hotey To Acha Hota

$ochtey They Ietbar Andha Ho Ga Dewawa Tum Per
Na Khuwaab Jagtey Main Dekhtey To Acha Hota

Na Chahtey Tum Ki$i Ko Na Koi Tumheen Poojta
Na Achey Ki$i Ko Lagtey To Acha Hota

Darya Mohabbat Ka Kab Koi Paar Karta Hai
Na Mohabbat Ki$i $e Kartey To Acha Hota.....
CHAHTON main giley nahi hotey,
ishq main zabtey nahi hotey,
yad kartey hain dil hi dil main tujy,
apne dil main diye jalao"k"ab
ra$ton main diye nahi hotey,
kA$H! hum tum miley nahi hotey.
meri Qismat wo ban tu jaye magr...
Aaj kal mojzay nahi hotay....!