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Baa Adub Baa Mulahiza

Baa Adub
Baa Mulahiza
Hoshiyaaar
Mahrajaon K Mahraja
hindustan K Takhto Taj K Waaris
Shensha-E-Hind K Noor-E-Chasham
Tajdar-E-hindustan
"Hum" Sone Ja Rahe Hain
Good Night

Ek hindu fauji ne

Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".

Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.

On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen

On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons

hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.

Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.

Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.

1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
hinduSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)

''Muslim lady:

''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''

''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad

''hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...

Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''

Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?

Ab to khush ho na hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.

Sardar say kisi ny kaha

Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.

Hapy BAPU day.

Hapy BAPU day.

Boly to QUAID DAY.

Kia mast insan tha.

Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"

Choose 1 Option:

Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??

Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

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