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Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di
Bulaoon ga na miloon ga na khat likhoon ga tujhe,
Teri khushi kay lia khud ko ya saza dun ga ..
Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?
Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu
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Hum tanha tanha say log ~
Bahut bychain rehtay hain ~
Bahut udas hotay hain ~
kash koi baat smjhnay wala ho ~
Koi dukh uthany wala ho ~
Mgr nahi
Koi nahi smjhta ~
koi nahi apnata ~
Mgr suno tum mari bat ~
Muj say ukta jany waly ~
K hum tenha say log ~
Kisi ko dukh nahi datay ~
Kisi ka sath nahi chortay
Bus itna hota hay ~
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Chahny wala 1 or dukh dy kr chla jata hy ~
Yi sochy baghair ~
Yi janay baghair ~
K hum kasy jiay gay itnay dukhon k dermian
Wo miley to usey itna bata dena ''Mohsin''
Us k baghair jaan nikal jaane ka ghumaan rehta hai.... :(
Wo Aaine Ko B hairat Me Daal Deta H
Kisi Kisi Ko Khuda Ye Kamal Deta H
Ajib Shaks Hai Rulata H Muje,
Fir
Ansu Ponchne K Liye Rumaal Deta Hy
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm se
Dil ki har bat ankahi tm se.......... ...
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ye bhi
bari mushkil hai dil lagi tm se
Kash ke main keh sakoon ke tm kya ho
Hai mere dil main chandni tm se
Kash main keh sakoon kabhi ke mujhe
Baat karni hai zaroori tm se
Kash ke ye bhi kabhi pooch sakoon
kaise hoti hai berukhi tm se
Kash wo waqt bhi ajaye ke ho
meri duniya main roshni tm se
Kash ye raz keh sakoon main kabhi
Hai ahseen meri shairi tm se
Kash lafzon main kabhi keh paoon
Mil ke hoti hai jo khushi tm se
Kash ye umr yoon guzar jaye
meri yadain rahain saji tm se.
Meri Maut Hai Meri Hamsafar Meri Zindagi Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Meray Charo'n Tarrf Hai Jalwa Garr Teri Be Rukhi Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Mera Dard Hai Lab E Aashna Teri Ranjisho'n K Azaab Say
Meray Shair Hain Meray Chara Garr Meri Dil Lagi Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Jo Hai Ta'ana Zann Meri Zaat Par Mujhay Unsay Koi Gila Nahee'n
Mujhay Jaan Say Hain Azeez Tarr Meri Dosti Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Mai Lahoo Jigar Say Guzar Kar, Tujhay Naql Karta Hoo'n Warq Warq
Hai Qalam Ki Nauk Say Mukhtasar Teri Aagahee Bhi Ajeeb Hai

Mai Peher Ki Tapti Hawao'n Say, Karhi Dhoop Mai Kharha Be Khabar
Saray Reh-Guzar Tera Muntazar, Meri Be Basi Bhi Ajeeb Hai
Tum raho hum se door to ik kaam kar jana
Kuch pal apne humare naam kar jana

Agar a jaye mout humain tere aane se pehle
To a kar mere janaze ka ehteram kar jana

Na rona isqadar ke takleef ho humain
Mout ko bhi mazak samajh kar anjaan ban jana

Main ek din so jaon ga sada ke liye,
Phir mujhe bewafa keh ke badnaam kar jana

Jo guzro meri qabar se to nazrain na phairna
Mehman he ban ke Dua salam kar jana