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"Hum Ko GaLi Main dekh kar Khud Ko Chupa Lia,
jane ye DUSHMANO ne usay kia sikha diya,
ghar us ne kia banaya MASJID k samne....
ChahaT ne us ki hum ko NAMAZI bana diya"
kisi ko chaho na itna ki,
chahat tumhari majburi ban jaye,
kisi ko chaho itna ki,
tumhari chahat uske liye jaruri ban jaye.
Us k saath rehte rehte chahat si ho gai
Us se baat karte karte humain aadat si ho gai,
Aik pal na mile to becheni si lagti hai,
Dosti nibhate nibhate usay MOHABBAT si ho gai . . .
Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta “Muh se naquab hata do apna chand sa mukhada dekha do”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aaye
“Waqt waqt ke baat hai pehle tumhare chehre par naquab tha aur aaj humare chehre par hai”
A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

hahahahahaha
Small love story

Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi

Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha

Woh use baar baar kehta

"Muh se naqaab hata do apna chaand sa mukhda dekha do".

Par ladki ne muh se naqaab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na
dikhaya.



Kayi din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya

Ladki kuch pareshan si rehne lagi

Kisi tarah poochte poochte woh uske ghar pohochi.



Padosiyon ne kaha " Mohtarma, aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us
deewane ke to saat roz pehle hi maut ho gaye".
Ab kiya likhein hum kagaz par
Ab likhne ko kya baqi hai
Ek dil tha so wo toot gaya
Ab lutne ko kya baqi hai
Ek shaks ko hum ne chaha tha
Ek rait pe naqsh banaya tha
In rait k zaron ko hum ne
Phir apne dil mein sajaya tha
Or rait to kab ki bikhar gae
Who naqsh kahan ab baqi hai
Ab kya likhein hum kagaz par ab likhne ko kya baqi hai
Hum jin ko apni nazmo ka unwan banaya karte thay
lafzon ka baan kar taj mahal kagaz par sajaya kartay they
Wo hum ko akela chor giya
Sab rishton se mouh mor giya
Ab rishtay sare sonay hain
Who pyar kahan ab baqi hai
Ab kya likhein hum kagaz par ab likhne ko kya baqi hai
Raat sunti rahi mein sunata raha
Dard ki dastan mein batata raha
Log logon say chahat nibhatay rahay
Ek wo tha mera dil jalata raha
Dhoop chaoon si uski tabiyat rahi
Wo nigahein milata churata raha
Ik mein he piyasa raha ay dost
Log peetay rahay wo pilata raha
Dil k mehman khanay mein ronaq rahi
Tamana koi bi mere dil ki poori Na hui.Chahat ka koi afsana Na bana. Aaj fir
chali gai zindgi nazron Ke samne se Or us se baat karne ka koi bahana Na bna .
"I REALLY MISS U"
kuch bholi bisri yadaian
kuch piyari piyari baatain hain
kuch kisey un ki chahat k
kuch lafaz piyar muhabbat k
kuch khas nahi hai mera piyar
per itna aam bhi naa samjhoo
woh dunia ki shikayat kerta hai
per piyar woh mujeh sey kerta hai
us ko nahi maloom mager
woh kho jay ga ik din jab
hum praymi loog hi chahain gay
woh phir sey kahain aabad to ho
woh aansoo aansoo roey ga
jab chahat hamari tarsaye gi
tab hum bhi kahaian gay ab jana
woh yaadaian to diwani thin
woh jhota kisa tha sara
hum ko tum sey piyar nahi
Kuch tabeeyet hi mili thi aisi
chain se jeene ki soorat na hui,
jisko chaha usey apna na sake,
jo mila uss e mohaabaat na hui..
mohabbat ke raaz hum tumhe bataayen kya

zakhm hi zakhm hain dil dikhaayen kya



hai khel zindagi ka taqdeeron ke haath mein

jo hona hai so hona hai ghabraayen kya...?



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