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wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grandAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
why did the grandma
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?











bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
When Grandma Is Unable
When grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

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Then grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
Kajra Re"
Kajra Re"


If Amitabh Bchan Make grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
Teacher: "Sam, You
Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
23rd March ...
23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)
an ailing grandmother
An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
teacher sam you


Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->
high level insult


High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
23rd march a




23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)
an ailing grandmother



An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->

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