ghar me SMS Messages69 messages

RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.


B-c0z ghar me jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":




WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
Ap ko pata hai Jis ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
.
.
Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas


One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta ghar mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

Kabhi Hamare ghar mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare ghar mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream


Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->


RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.


B-c0z ghar me jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":




WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
.
.
Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...


1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas