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Seh liya har dard humne haste haste''
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste''
ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro''
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare ghar me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
ghar me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
Boy:Maine Suna hai is ghar mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
terii khushii se agar Gam meN bhii khushii na huii
voh zindagii to muhabbat kii zindagii na huii

koii baDhe na baDhe ham to jaan dete haiN
phair asii chashm-e-tavajjoh kabhii huii na huii

tamaam harf-o-hikaayat tamaam diida-o-dil
is ehtemaam pe bhii sharaH-e-aashiqii na huii

sabaa yah un se hamaaraa payaam kah denaa
gaye ho jab se yahaaN subah-o-shaam hii na huii

idhar se bhii hai sivaa kuchh udhar kii majbuurii
ki hamne aah to kii unse aah bhii na huii

khayaal-e-yaar salaamat tujhe khudaa rakhe
tere baGair kabhii ghar meN roshnii na huii

gaye the ham bhii Jigar jalva-gaah-e-jaanaN meN
voh puuchhte hii rahe hamse baat hii na huii
Ajnabi Ban K Koi Aaya Tha,
Aisa Laga Vo Mera Saaya Tha,
Log Karte Hai Roshni ghar me,
Usne To Dil Me Diya Jalaya Tha
zakham_e_tanhai mein khushboo_e_hina kiss ki thi
saya dewaar pe mera tha sada kiss ki thi

oss ki raftaar se lipti rahi meri ankhiein
oss ne mur kar be na dekha ke wafa kiss ki thi

waqt ki tarah dabey paoon ye kon aya hai
mein andhera jisey samja wo qaba kiss ki thi

ansoo se hi sahi bhar gaya daman mera
haath toh mein ne uthaye the doua kiss ki thi

meri ahoon ki zuban koi samajta kesey
zindagi itni dukhi mere siwa kiss ki thi

agg se dosti oss ki thi jala ghar mera
di gayi kiss ko saza aur khata kiss ki thi

mein ne binaiyaan bo kar be andhere kaatey
kiss ke bus mein thi zameen abr_o_hawa kiss ki thi
teri yadoon ke bina koi lamha guzara nhin
ik pal nhin jub tumein hum ne pukara nhin

meri nakamiyun ka itna be gham na ki jiye
agar app jeetey hein toh mein hara nhin

ye naqsh_e_dard kesey utara jayein chehrey se
mein ne abi app ka gham dil se utara nhin

tere bin yoon kat rahi darya_e_zindagi mein
kashti be hai maaji be hai kinara nhin

kar rakha hai jiss ne sarey ghar mein ujala
ansoo hein mera ye koi toota houa tara nhin

kiss ko galey laga ke royein namuraad hum
iss bhari duniya mein apna koi sahara nhin

mareez_e_ishq hai tamanai khudkushi ka ab
gehrey hein dil ke zakham aur koi chara nhin!
woh ashk ban ke meri chashm me tarr me rehta hai
ajeeb shakhs hai paani ke ghar mein rehta hai
Maira Dil Bhi Shoq Say Toro Ek Tajurba Aur Sahi
Laakh Khilone Torr Chuke Ho Ek Khilona Aur Sahi


Raat Hai Gham Ki Aaj Bujha Do Jalta Hua Har Ek Chiraag
Dil Mein Andhera Ho Hi Chuka Hai ghar mein Andhera Aur Sahi


Dam Hai Nikalta Aashiq Ka, Bheer Main Aa Kar Daikh To Lo
Laakh Tamaashe Daikhe Honge Ek Nazaara Aur Sahi


Khanjar Le Kar Sochte Kya Ho Qatl-e-Murad Bhi Kar Daalo
Daag Hain So Daaman Pe Tumhaare Ek Izaafa Aur Sahi
Tere Pyaar Mein Rusva Hona Kitna Acha Lagta Hai,
Qadam Qadam Par Thokar Khana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Roo Leta Hoon Hans Leta Hoon Tere Aane Jane Par,
Tera ghar mein Aana Jana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Main Apna Fasaana Khud Hi Kehta Sunta Rehta Hoon
Achi Yaadon Ka Duhrana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Tere Hi Raste Par Chalna Teri Hi Manzil Ko Jana,
Tera Hi Har Dam Gun gana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Jin Chashmon Ka Paani Dil Duniya Seerab Kare,
Un Chashmon Ka Paani Peena Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Sab Logon Ki Batein Sun na Aur Chup Rehna,
Us kai Khatir Har Dukh Sehna Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Yun To Duniya Mein Sab Batein Hoti Rehti Hain
Laikin Kuch Batoon Ka Hona Kitna Acha Lagta Hai