gandhi SMS Messages24 messages

yamraj took man to hell.....

yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
gandhi k baal de

AAMEEN.

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........

Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "gandhiGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.

Achha koi ye bata

Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???

Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.

Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K gandhi
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

Gandhigiri Ka

gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

Once A Few Hairs

Once A Few Hairs

Growd On gandhiji Head

gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

gandhi Said "Colour It

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