engineer SMS Messages37 messages

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His engineerING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His engineerING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
engineer & Civil
engineer ... ???











Mechanical engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
engineer Build Targets ... ;->
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical engineers & Civil engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical engineers Build Weapons, Civil engineers Build Targets ... ;->
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,


Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"engineerS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)


What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


.

.

.

.

.

.

.

One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->


Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
engineer & Civil
engineer ... ???











Mechanical engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
engineer Build Targets ... ;->

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical engineers & Civil engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical engineers Build Weapons, Civil engineers Build Targets ... ;->

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,


Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"engineerS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)