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Everyone has a friend

during each stage of life

But only lucky ones have

the same friend in all stages

of life.
Everyone has a Best friend during each stage of life But Those are lucky who have the same friend in all stages of life.!
The prophet (Peace be upon him)
said:
Remember ALLAH during times of
ease
and HE will remember you during
times of difficulty.
[Tirmidhi]
Don?t expect too much of Christmas Day.

You can?t crowd into it any arrears of

unselfishness and kindliness that

may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Hamari khamoshi hamari aadat hai,
In duriyo me bhi hamari chahat hai,
Hamari zindgi agar khubsurat hai,
To ushki wajah aapke mushkrahat
hai.
( EHSAAS )
aap ki duri ka
( YAQEEN )
aap ki baton ka
( KADR )
aap k naam ki
( FAKR )
aap se dosti ka
( INTEZAR )
aap k sweet sms ka.
To kab tak ayga.
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
during Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

I miss my frnz..

Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..



Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..



Cafe me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana"..



Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..



Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)
9 Most Brain
Damaging Habits

1. No breakfast
2. Over eating
3. Smoking
4. High sugar
consumption
5. Air pollution
6. Sleep deprivation
7.Head covered while
sleeping
8. Working with your
brain during illness
9. Talking rarely

Forward To Whom
You Care About ... :)