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70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this




CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this




CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Husband:u will never succeed
in making dogs obey u. . . !

Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
10 dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked

Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?

The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat