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Application

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Ghaam

Kal raat menien apney sarey gham asmaan ko suna diye "DOST"
Aaj me khamosh hoon aur roo raha hai asmaan...!

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

Husband Allah ne tumhain2 ankhain di hain

Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

makhi & pathan

# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)

HONDA HEE LAY SAAN

Poora din ussko jholay diye Yamaha pay "FARAZ" Shaam hoye tu kehti hai MAI TE HONDA EE LAY SAAN

Main Wohe Hoon

Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They...
Din Main $oo Baar Mera Naam Liya Kertey They
Aaj Kia Baat Hay Kyun Mujh $ay Khafa Bethey Ho
Kia Ki$i Or Ko Dil Apna Bana Bethey Ho ?
Fa$ley Pehlay To Itnay Na Hua Kertey They
Main Wohe Hoon Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia kertey They

Mana K Ye Ghum Hay Koi $ougaat Nahe
Tum Hamain Apna Kaho Ai$ay Bhe Halaat Nahe
Ager Bhool Gaye ho , To Koi Baat Nahe
Zakhm To Pehlay Bhe I$ Dil Pey Laga Kertey They
Main Wohe Hoon,Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They

Jee Main Aata hay K Aaaj Tumhain Terpa doun
Dard Jo Tumnay diye Wo $ub Tum Ko Louta Doun
Ager Bhool Gaye Ho To Ye Batla Doun
Tum Mujhay Ha$il-E- Armaan kaha Kertey They
Main Wohe Hoon ... Ji$ay Tum Piyaar Kia Kertey They.....

CHAHTON main giley

CHAHTON main giley nahi hotey,
ishq main zabtey nahi hotey,
yad kartey hain dil hi dil main tujy,
apne dil main diye jalao"k"ab
ra$ton main diye nahi hotey,
kA$H! hum tum miley nahi hotey.
meri Qismat wo ban tu jaye magr...
Aaj kal mojzay nahi hotay....!

BTFHOEFBNGOA

"BTFHOEFBNGOA"

Ooper diye Huye Words Main Se

O, B, F

Delete Kar Den.

Aur Hasil Karen, Eik Khoobsorat Eid Gift. :-)

Tere hathon mitra

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

Phool khile kaliyan khili

Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

phool khile, kaliyan khili ,

Ab gulab ki baari hai...

Hamne to sMs bhej diye janab aB aapKi bari Hai.... ;->

maine kabhi apni nahi

maine kabhi apni nahi doosron ki khoshi chahi,

par hamesha doosron ki nafrat hi payi,

aaj tak kisine humse dosti nahi ki,

par aaj is duniya ke logon ne meri zindagi hi badal di,

is duniya ne bhale hi diye ho hume hazar gham,

par tumhari dosti se mit gaye sare gham

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