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Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
Question: How Much Space In ur Heart 4 Me ??

Choices :

100% ... Write a Song n Send Me

90% ... Send Me Lovely Sms

75% ... Send Fwd Sms

50% ... One Miss call

25% ... No Answer :S
Aren''t U Glad That
GOD''s Hotline Doen''t Have A Recording
Tht Says
"The Number U Dialed Is Temporarily Unavailable
Plz Try Ur call Letter"
U Can call On Him Anytime . . .
0334 3004071




is number se call Aye to ignore Nhi karna.
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Din k liye udaas ho jao gay.
THE ONLY WEALTH I HAVE
IS THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
THAT I REALLY call "WELL WISHERS"
& YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. STAY WITH ME,
SO THAT PEOPLE CAN KNOW, HOW RICH I AM !!!!!!!!!!
A Good person is like a Lighthouse. It doesn''t Ring Bells & Fire Guns to call Attention to itself. It simply Shines just like YOU
Aap Agar
"CUTE"
Ho To Sms Parhte He Miss call Dena.

"SWEET"
Ho To Sms Kerna.

"BEAUTIFUL"
Ho To call Kerna.

Or
Agr
Sub Kuch Ho To
Sirf YAAD Kerlena. . . ("-")
MISSED call Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness
D Child In A Hurry Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD, If Im Abt 2
Leave Nw Plz Tel Me
My Angel''s Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel''s Name Is Of
No Importance
U''ll Simply call Her
MOTHER ...
There Was An Headcount
Of Angels In Heaven
Pandemonium Strucked
Discovering That
An Angel Is Missing
Plz call Heaven
&
Tell ''Em You''re Safe With Me... :)
A Carin Fren Doesn''t call & Speak;

He Makes It Wit A $Imple Sms!

Bcz Sms Is Not Wat The Mouth Speaks;

Its Wat D Heart Really Feels.! ('';'')
To realize the value of 1 week,
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of 1 hour,
ask the lovers who''re waiting to meet.

To realize the value of 1 min,
ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of 1 sec,
ask a person who just avoided an accident.

Treasure every moment that you have!

Yestrday is history,
Tomorw is mystry,
Today is gift, that''s why it''s called Present..


Have a nice day today & always..