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OHM law

Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.

student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)

pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

Love You More than Anything

She : I Love You ,, More Than anything
He : I Love You Too Honey ,, But Im Sorry To Tell You .. Its Not more Than anything!!
She : what Do You Mean ??
He : I Love another Girl More Than anything
She : ( started to cry ) who is she ?????
...He : She is a Baby Girl whos call (you ) My Mother

A beautiful Love sms

Love is dat ocean in which even if u get drown u wont call 4 help..
coz itz d suicide which u have committed 2 begin another new beautiful life

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Surprise

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Life can b hard

Life can b hard & not always fun.

But as night brings dark morning brings sun.

When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care

Give Me a call Coz I''ll always b There.........!

Treasure Every Moment

Treasure Every Moment That You Have. . .

Yesterday Is A History. . .

Tomorrow Is A Mystery. . .

Today Is A Gift. . .

That''s Why It''s
called The Present. . .

Suppose if i have no

Suppose if i have no name, with what name u would like to call

me as per my nature & character ?send this to all ur friends enjoy the answer.

Reply me 1st

ScHoOL buNkErs bAcK beNchERs

ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
Car RAceRS
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhoOmER
strEAt tAKerS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTErs
cHeaTErS
EaV tEaSeRs
PEOPLE call US

NATIONAL R0CKERZ....

There are 3 different

There are 3 different forms of
"GOOD"

1. Looking Good

2. Feeling Good

3. Being Good

If U Aim The Third One, Than First Two Will Be Automatically Granted

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