When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.
When you are s
cared.....
I will rag you about it every
chan
ce I get.
When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how mu
ch worse it
could be, and to
quit whining.
When you are
confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are si
ck.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
