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Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of ur, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles.
Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
I don"t care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
If you say my eyes are beautiful it"s because they"re looking at
you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.