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pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

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MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

Lassi aap peety nahi

Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.

jadh turri seh teri

jadh turri seh teri doli ni,

main daru walli botal kholi ni,

teh ik mota jeha peg laaya,

kal tere viah vich haan diyye ni main waiter bann ke aaya.!!!

Hum Na Samjhe Thay

Hum Na Samjhe Thay Teri Nazroâ€™n Ka Taqaza Kia Hai
Kabhi Jalwa Kabhi Parda Ye Tamasha Kia Hai

Mujh Ko Madhosh Sa Kr Rakha Hai Teri Aankhon Ne
Werna Saaqi Tere Maikhaane Main Rakha Kia Hai

Dekh Le Laila Tere Majnu Ka Kaleja Kia Hai
Khaak Main Mil K B Kehta Hai Bigra Kia Hai

Ye Suraahi Sa Badn Le Ker Maire Saamne Na Aa
Main Sharabi Hoon Sharabi Ka Bharosa Kia Hai

Apne Honton Ko Maire Honton Se Chonay Na De
Ek Do Ghoont Se botal Ka Bigarta Kia Hai

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

Sharab ek bimari hai

Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan

Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.

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