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''Upcomng Horor Movies!

1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI books
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''
''''Talking to a Genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month'''' (chinese proverb)... So feel free to call me anytime.
Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u


BED
but not SLEEP

books
But not BRAIN


CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY


LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS



so





Transfer it to my account...
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...



Treatment :


Close The books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING books.

He''ll Never Touch!