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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear boarD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers

Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai,

Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara,

Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin,

Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara



main bhool jaoon usay kaisi bat krty ho FARAZ

kabi din nay bi aaghaz kia hay soOraj kay bhghair

Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,





"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,





"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak





magar





"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain
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Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
Late BEd Wakings

Slight Breakfasts

Bus Stand Figures Food board travel

Late Attendence

Long Intervals

Sharing Canteen Food

Many Proposals

Mobile In SIlent Mode

Late Nite Chats

Some Missunderstandings

Correcting Friends

For Examx Micro Slips

Struggle For Marks


Prestige In Arrears

Mass Bunk

Saturday Date

Enjoying Arguments

Freshers Wid Fear

Farewell Wid Tears

" UNICERSITY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT HEAVEN "
How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
I stand at the edge straight as a board
Overwhelmed by my fears my desires ignored
I reach out my hands only to hold myself back
My mind racing sorting fiction from fact
My head lifts and eyes brighten when I hear you call
Still I remain motionless, I don''t wanna fall

I''m afraid, but what exactly am I afraid of?
My heart shutters at the thought of falling in love
Overcome by fear I remain completely still
My emotions can''t deepen if I refuse to feel
Once again my name escapes from your lips
I feel the gentle brush of your sweet fingertips
A Blind Man Begging Wid A board Writte

“I’m Blind Plz Help Me”

1 Guy Took The board n Wrote Sumthing

& From That
He Got Heavy Collection

He Wrote

“Today is A Beautiful Day
But
I Cant See It”


Dats The Power Of Expression

Expressed At Right Time Can Change Many Things . . .