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O pakistanio

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

HusbaNd...

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Baba Saxi

Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi bardasht Nahi Hoti.

movies of collage life

class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY

Khud Main Bardasht

Khud Main bardasht Kee Addath Daal Rahe Hain Hum

Apni Muhabat Ko Logon Se Chupa Rahey Hain Hum

Woh Na Milli To Kya Hua Arey "AB"

Zalimon Younhi Jooti Baton Se Khud Ko Behla Rahey Hain Hum

Q : Baadshah Akbar

Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???

Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)

Reply is Must..

Reply is Must..!!
Q: Pehli Martba rona kab aya?
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Q: Kis cheez ko paaney ki shiidat sey khuwahish ki aur wo puri na hoie..?
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Q: Dil ki batain kisey btatey ho?
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Q: Kuch aisa jo nahin hona chahiye tha, par wo ho gaya?
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Q: Pehli martba kis ko passand kia?
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Q: Kis ki narazgi bardasht nahin?
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Q: Zindagi ka sab sey yaadgar lamha konsa hai?
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Q: Kia kabhi kisi sey mohabbat karo gaye?
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Q: Sab sey behtarien dost kon hai?
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Khud Main Bardasht Kee

Khud Main bardasht Kee Addath Daal Rahey Hain Hum
Apni Muhabat Ko Logon Se Chupa Rahey Hain Hum
Woh Na Milli Tho Kya Hua Arrey "uB"
Zalimon Yoonhi Jooti Bathon Se Khud Ko Behla Rahey Hain Hum

Bicharr ke mujh se tum

Bicharr ke mujh se tum bhi jee na paoge
Sach kehta hoon mere bin bohat pachtaoge
bardasht ka paimaana hai mera bhi bohat wasi
Bolo kitna rulaoge bolo kitna sataoge
Yaadein meri satayengi baatein meri rulayengi
Meri nigahon se tum khud ko kahan tak chhupaoge
Saaya bhi hua karta hai kya kabhi Insaan se judda
Tum jahan bhi jaoge saath mujh ko paoge
Kardega mera khaloos yeh haalat tumhari
Raaz e Dil zaban tak laoge aur keh na paoge
Karta hoon intezaar us lamhe ka main
Jab mujhe apna keh ker paas bulaoge

Ghamon k Selaab Tu

Ghamon k Selaab Tu Pehle Bhi bardasht kr Lete Thy ''ALI''

Par Ab Tu Ek Katray Se Bhi AankhAin Bheegh jati hAin

Mai Os Ko Tamasha Sa Bana Deta Hoon Aksar

Mai Os Ko Tamasha Sa Bana Deta Hoon Aksar

Jo Dukh Meri bardasht K Andar Nahi Rehta

AMMI Ne Kaha "Jhoot K Paawo Nahi Hotay"

BABA Se Suna "Sach K Liye Sar Nahi Rehta"

DoRaahay Pe Chup Chaap Kharra Toot Raha Hoon

Mai Khud Ko Bachaoon To Mera Ghar Nahi Rehta

Mai Ne To Tere Shehr Mai Kuch Khair Na Dekha

Tu Ne Muje Likha Tha "Yahan Sharr Nahi Rehta" o_O

Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

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