bachpan SMS Messages47 messages

Ankhon mein uter ker


dheery dheery


puraaney gham


Palkon pey


nanhy nanhy


sitarey piro gaey


Ab bachpaney ki neend to


ek khwab ho gaee


Wo din kanhan


k raat huee aur so gaey....
Sardar:bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day
kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...
chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....

khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"

KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..

tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh bachpan mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->
Owa owa owaon Owaon ami Owaan
faraz...

hom ahon ahon aen
aen ahon papa...

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Ye tha faraz k bachpan ka sher jb wo sirf 7 month ka tha... ;->